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Romance › Re: Care And Protection by MrsChima(f): 3:52am On Mar 17, 2011
Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]This is what is left of romance i guess?[/color]
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Care And Protection by MrsChima(f): 3:51am On Mar 17, 2011
[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=625333.msg7927669#msg7927669 date=1300319556][color=#0066ff]my punash. no shame in saying so.
I wear correction lenses/contacts anyway so screw my eyes lol.
it's all about the 'oven'. grin[/color][/quote]My baby sister trying to get belle? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked I am going to be an AUNTIE! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: What His Text Really Mean? For The Ladies! by MrsChima(f): 3:46am On Mar 17, 2011
Got it Mugu.
Romance › Re: Pretty Nigerian Girl With A White Man by MrsChima(f): 3:43am On Mar 17, 2011
(pulls down my singlet and shit on the post) (spray body with stinky hugs be gone)
Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Men Big Spenders? by MrsChima(f): 3:41am On Mar 17, 2011
[quote author=Ms. Yam link=topic=625370.msg7928330#msg7928330 date=1300329410]Chima u mean say those guys have low self esteem ke?  sad[/quote]No, I am saying they are told by the chicks they have approached to flash their money to show love.  It not exactly true for every chick but I have actually heard guys say I have to make big money to show my girl I love her.  I was like huh?  

desholah:
Ogugua/Odudua
Are you ready to spend on me lavishly?

Suga,
So how do you manage to steal his money then? undecided
I know you are not used to girls MAKING THEIR OWN MONEY and not having to ask their MAN FOR MONEY.  I will excuse you.
Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Men Big Spenders? by MrsChima(f): 3:35am On Mar 17, 2011
Ms. Yam! You are silly chile! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

They are banning you already?
Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Men Big Spenders? by MrsChima(f): 3:34am On Mar 17, 2011
ogugua88:
They are? Well I wouldn't know. I tend to hang around my fellow Igbos. They're just as frugal as me lol.
Yes!  Chile!  My husband good lawd!  He will try to buy a car with a dollar if he could!  Yes the Igbos in my region are frugal too.  I am not saying that all Igbos are frugal just saying the ones I know.
Romance › Re: What His Text Really Mean? For The Ladies! by MrsChima(f): 3:30am On Mar 17, 2011
Lawd.  I have to create one and download it on the computer.   In the mean time can we facebook each other or something negro? 

You wanna hear my sexy voice don'tcha?
Romance › Re: Pretty Nigerian Girl With A White Man by MrsChima(f): 3:26am On Mar 17, 2011
chic2pimp:
Inferiority Complex I suppose.
pleep:
mental slavery at its finest sad
its so so sad that the black man is second class in his own country.
It is sad though. I do not mean to make this a racial summit but I see how those white people in the Delta area paying those brothers and sisters rice and beans and ARE SURPRISED that the brothers and sisters KIDNAPPING them for ransom. I am not saying that I supports the crime but I can understand the reasoning behind it.

I know that white people have higher positions in society and they will always have higher positions in society but the microscopic focus I have is on our brothers and sisters who will STEP ON EACH OTHER just to be a house nigga. I am not saying that ALL WHITE people are bad but how society unfold horribly when they are treated as if they are gods. That my issue because as I have always told my husband HUMANS are not worthy of my SUBMISSION my Creator is.
Romance › Re: Pretty Nigerian Girl With A White Man by MrsChima(f): 3:20am On Mar 17, 2011
Tosinville:
(@¿@)

mmm! i like most Mrs.chima's comments today, or my beef sometimes makes her confused? alright i'll always let her be.

I guess you didn't get the memo to suck my dick huh?








**Tosinville is listening to Area Code by Ludacris feat Nate Dogg**
Romance › Re: What His Text Really Mean? For The Ladies! by MrsChima(f): 3:11am On Mar 17, 2011
I am going to get it or what Desso? angry angry
Romance › Re: What His Text Really Mean? For The Ladies! by MrsChima(f): 3:07am On Mar 17, 2011
Got it.  wink  Just in case we got fools that going to play games be looking out for an email that starts with an I that would be me.  I will use a code word that you will know that is me.
Romance › Re: What His Text Really Mean? For The Ladies! by MrsChima(f): 3:05am On Mar 17, 2011
Desso I told you I misplaced your email like nine hundred times!!  That why I asked you can Mz. Dark give it to me but that lil girl fighting roaches at her job!  angry angry angry angry
Romance › Re: What His Text Really Mean? For The Ladies! by MrsChima(f): 2:59am On Mar 17, 2011
adamsrib:
LOL at Muslim woman, girl I feel ya. Before I go out he's checking every nook and cranny to make sure I'm covered. My Mum has ordered me some Skin So Soft so hopefully I will get it soon. I was so busy getting packed up and getting my shots etc, that mosquito spray was the last thing on my mind. Won't be home again until Christmas. We just got married moved into larger flat, paid his school fees so money is stretched right now. I knew I was getting married and moving to another continent. I knew I was leaving my life behind and building a new one with him, so I knew homesickness would kick in, but didn't expect it to be this bad. I love him so much so I will always be strong for him, but tonight, it really really got to me. You have no idea how just talking to you has made me feel so much better. I know God sent you to me. Please, please let me know when you come to Lagos, we will love to have  you and your family over for a soul food dinner.

@Advocator (hug) Thank you so much for understanding.
Awww. Sure thing I would love to come over and kick it with yall. How are we going to exchange info on here? I got a Facebook page that we can keep in touch on and I been trying to get Desso on the facebook page for six months but he acting like he SPECIAL. angry

I understand how you feel because I was homesick too. I was enjoying myself but HOME IS HOME. I was so GLAD TO SEE USA when I left Africa. Nothing against Africa but USA is my home and I love my country although we got some issues but it still my COUNTRY.
Romance › Re: Black And White! by MrsChima(f): 2:53am On Mar 17, 2011
Let me ferment in shit and piss.
Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Men Big Spenders? by MrsChima(f): 2:52am On Mar 17, 2011
Ms. Potato,

The guys that are big spenders are used to girls that tell them they are nothing but ATM and to show their love they must flash and rain their money.  I am not saying your GUY was told that but the mentality is overwhelming and they assumed women NEEDS them to get by.
Romance › Re: Black And White! by MrsChima(f): 2:46am On Mar 17, 2011
Kiss my entire nyansh.
Romance › Re: What His Text Really Mean? For The Ladies! by MrsChima(f): 2:45am On Mar 17, 2011
I am not telling your punk arse.
Romance › Re: Pretty Nigerian Girl With A White Man by MrsChima(f): 2:43am On Mar 17, 2011
What baffles me the MOST is not because of blacks marrying and having babies with whites. That is nothing new to me. But how someone who is black treats another black person like shit and extend deity like respect to the others of pale spectrum.

That baffles me to this day.
Romance › Re: What His Text Really Mean? For The Ladies! by MrsChima(f): 2:40am On Mar 17, 2011
LMAO@manbitches still bitching grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: What His Text Really Mean? For The Ladies! by MrsChima(f): 2:38am On Mar 17, 2011
adamsrib:
I swear these things saw me coming and told all their friends. I'm getting eaten alive. My poor husband has tried everything but to no avail. Hopefully my system builds some resistance to them soon. It's sooo hard not to scratch them, but don't want to end up with scars all over so I'll keep taking my oatmeal baths and pray they leave me alone soon. I'm so happy I got to talk to someone from home tonight. Am very homesick. Thank you!!  smiley

Sorry Advocator!
Girl!  Before you left home you should have gotten some Avon's SOS that poo works like magic!  The problem is when it wears off them beetches come flying.  So you have to keep your body saturated and forgot my bottle at the guesthouse.  I regretted ever leaving that bottle behind because them mosquitos bleeped ME UP.  I was trying be all sexy wearing a silk skirt with a halter top.  I dressed like a muslim woman the rest of the time during night tiem because they are worse at night. 

You coming home anytime soon?
Romance › Re: What His Text Really Mean? For The Ladies! by MrsChima(f): 2:31am On Mar 17, 2011
Desso

Decipher this text from me:

[size=22pt]KMA[/size] angry angry angry angry


You can't afford to leave that tent you call home to meet me in Lagos.
Romance › Re: Snake Dies After Biting A Model's Breast: Wetin Women Dey Carry 4 Breast: by MrsChima(f): 6:41pm On Mar 16, 2011
2buff:
What a way to go lol  cheesy

See irony. poison pass poison. Snake bite you but it's the snake that died from poison. grin
But on a more serious note, all these bosom implant girls sef, are those the same toxic bosoms they plan to use to feed babies? undecided
Well, there are a lot of women who have professed wanting breast implants to look better or feel better. I have stressed that if you do not feel good about yourself BEFORE getting breast implants you will not feel good after. It will always be something that you will want to improve about yourself not necessarily through surgery but the fads that will go through to achieve that "look" that you think you should have. Women who are planning on having children shouldn't have breast implants at all. In some cases, women with small chests are more likely to develop breast cushions during pregnancy and perhaps afterward.

The information about breast implants are out there and the desire will still trump the warning. There is this coworker who got her sugar daddy to buy her the best quality bosom implants and she didn't have that mofo in a year and took that MOFO out. Imagine you paying 55,000 USD for some poison and your wife take it out less than a year. I suppose you will beat the 55,000 USD out of her arse huh?
Romance › Re: My Jamaican Girlfriend Has Refused To Learn How To Cook African Meals by MrsChima(f): 6:25pm On Mar 16, 2011
I knew it! I said this girl do not appear Nigerian! Rokiatu! I knew it but I did not want to say anything because you may have a reason. You still my girlfriend now bring your arse here and give me some suga. kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Romance › Re: Pretty Nigerian Girl With A White Man by MrsChima(f): 6:23pm On Mar 16, 2011
Honey,

It is unfortunate that you have met brothers that did not represent the true essence of BLACK MEN. I will say that the slim pickings of black men due to many reasons are not plentiful in the QUALITY that you are accustomed to have led black women to search past the color line. I am all for the NUCLEAR BLACK FAMILY but if you are aging and there is not an eligible black man that can be "Obama" then you do what you have to do. The black men do it so why can't you do it?

If you find a white man that treats you better even after you done tried to wait on a brother then do you.
Romance › Re: Pretty Nigerian Girl With A White Man by MrsChima(f): 6:17pm On Mar 16, 2011
Hey Inkie! Hello Poster girl! I am reading now and will comment in a minute. I am eating lunch. You want some?
Romance › Re: Married by MrsChima(f): 6:15pm On Mar 16, 2011
kokoye:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Maybe 'they' are busy providing for their family. wink

Check back later for your reports.
Right Koyoke. They do not realize that SOME of us WORK. We do not have the benefits of staying with our parents and CHAT ALL DAY.

I have a question for you Koyoke since I will allow a man to be first. (snickering) What expectations do the HUSBANDS have for the wives REALISTICALLY? I am sure single women and men are watching this thread too that is thinking of getting married and haven't found the right person TO HITCH UP or have the courage to jump forward.
Romance › Re: Married by MrsChima(f): 6:11pm On Mar 16, 2011
kokoye:
^^^

of course. wink

that's part of why I created this thread - to talk about how husbands react to those changing moods.
It is funny that you said that because Mr. Chima was like ooh lawd can I have the baby MINUS THE MOOD? That was funny. I think he will benefit if you guys converse with each other.
Romance › Re: Snake Dies After Biting A Model's Breast: Wetin Women Dey Carry 4 Breast: by MrsChima(f): 2:07pm On Mar 16, 2011
I guess what so ROMANTIC about this is the snake fell in love with the model and wanted to show his love by BITING THE Bleep OUTTA HER. But it backfired and he will no longer feel the love again. RIP SNAKIE grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: My Jamaican Girlfriend Has Refused To Learn How To Cook African Meals by MrsChima(f): 1:50pm On Mar 16, 2011
jay bee:
doing aiight hun
u? kiss
I am good.  I see somebody STILL trying to get some JAMAICAN FOOD.  grin grin grin grin grin grin

Hunger is a mofo.
Romance › Re: Why Should A Man Not Hit A Woman? by MrsChima(f): 1:47pm On Mar 16, 2011
[size=66pt]@OP,
Some BOYS need to be beaten. TRUST ME.[/size]



Somebody is hurting. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: My Jamaican Girlfriend Has Refused To Learn How To Cook African Meals by MrsChima(f): 1:43pm On Mar 16, 2011
Most uncivilized people don't Jaybee.

How are you suga? kiss

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