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Romance › Re: Totoo Vs Chocolate by MrsChima(f): 2:14am On Mar 12, 2011
yeye fowl!
Romance › Re: Whats The Best Reaction To An Unfaithful Girl Friend. by MrsChima(f): 1:37am On Mar 12, 2011
The best thing to do is leave her and do not look back if you do not love her. If you love her then you can try to make it work if you can forget that she cheated. If not, keep moving forward life is full of surprises.

Carpe diem!
Romance › Re: Girls; What Was Ur Reaction When U Were First Spanked By A Guy? by MrsChima(f): 1:34am On Mar 12, 2011
Bite me mierda mugu angry angry angry angry angry
Romance › Re: Girls; What Was Ur Reaction When U Were First Spanked By A Guy? by MrsChima(f): 1:31am On Mar 12, 2011
Get over it Chicco. 

Nshi juru gi na ike smiley
Romance › Re: Why Do------ by MrsChima(op): 1:30am On Mar 12, 2011
She would be more than happy to do so. She is trying to get with my husband's friend. She trying to butter him up for the friend's number that heffa.

So what you doing this weekend?
Romance › Re: Girls; What Was Ur Reaction When U Were First Spanked By A Guy? by MrsChima(f): 1:22am On Mar 12, 2011
IGBO included.
Romance › Re: Why Do------ by MrsChima(op): 1:21am On Mar 12, 2011
desholah:
But you are going against the rule . . . . You are playing it wrongly . . . .You know?

He can do the same and tell me who feds up with it?

My girl shouldn't try this with me on weekend  . . . . . Or why it called ''weekend'' in the first place?
Whatever Negro! Nothing in nobody book said that a woman must please her man on the weekend or any day if she doesn't want to. You been smoking that IGBO again?
Romance › Re: Girls; What Was Ur Reaction When U Were First Spanked By A Guy? by MrsChima(f): 1:16am On Mar 12, 2011
desholah:
HAHAHHA . . . My suga wrote in igbo lang . . .Thanks to Mr Chima ,He's at home today grin grin
He just mad because I busted his arse now he wanna get all bitchy and shit. grin grin grin

LMAO@me being a wannabe because I can speak, write, and read more one language.
Romance › Re: Why Do------ by MrsChima(op): 1:14am On Mar 12, 2011
It is a group date and the rule stipulates that couples must come together or stay behind. Let me pretend like I am coming down with a flu. (coughing and putting heater pad on my head so my temps can be high) grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Why Do------ by MrsChima(op): 1:09am On Mar 12, 2011
desholah:
Chima sweetie,
I said  you need to open legs today ''It's weekend dear'' . . . grin

Do you expect him to get it somewhere else undecided

Tosin,
I heard your a Gay!!! . . . . .  .Do you mind my Dawg?
He can get it elsewhere just like I can get it elsewhere. Two can play the game you know. wink wink
Romance › Re: Why Do------ by MrsChima(op): 1:07am On Mar 12, 2011
millco88:
I actually have a life outside of boards. I'm not the one here with a far superior post count flexing my muscles about an imaginary husband.

All the credibility you had since you registered has been shot.
LMAO@another cheap shot.  

Why are you concern about a faceless chatter?  If you have a life then why are you worrying about someone's online and their imaginary friends and spouses?  How would you know how much time someone spends online if you are so "busy" with you life?  Why are you salty?

Did something I said on my posts UPSETS YOU?  Oh, you the water girl for someone who doesn't have courage enough to speak on their own?  

LMAO@I got a life but I know what you do online.   grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Why Do------ by MrsChima(op): 12:59am On Mar 12, 2011
desholah:
Hhahahah . . .Bad girl . . Bad girl . . .Bad girl . . . Let him in . . .C'mon it;s weekend . . .I definitely won't help you out on this . . .
It's weekend sweetie . . .He deserves to swing cheesy

Can you close the WC's door the smell sucks . . . . . umhhmhmhm azzhole
You are no help!  Just for that I will use "I am on my period" excuse again!  angry angry

Goldieluks:
Lol,just to go to starbucks? he want you to look sexy?hahaha grin grin
i am sure he love your body figure,hence he likes to flaunt you about,in the midst of his friends.
why would you wanna send your friend??umm,don't think its a good idea,but hold on, is your friend pretty or ugly?? cheesy
She is not what you would call pretty but she is not too ugly.  She looks better than Tosin for sure.  Well, I do not want to go on this group date and my husband do so what a sister to do?
Romance › Re: Why Do------ by MrsChima(op): 12:57am On Mar 12, 2011
millco88:
They should have hold online IQ entrance exams to be a nairaland member to keep guys like Tosinville and Ms. Chima from damaging brain cells.
I guess you should thank your lucky stars they didn't or you wouldn't have shit else to do.

LMAO@attempting a cheap shot at me.
Romance › Re: Girls; What Was Ur Reaction When U Were First Spanked By A Guy? by MrsChima(f): 12:50am On Mar 12, 2011
koolchicco:
Yours? tongue
(opening legs)
Romance › Re: Girls; What Was Ur Reaction When U Were First Spanked By A Guy? by MrsChima(f): 12:49am On Mar 12, 2011
cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

Goldieluks:
why can't some peeps just get a life?? huh?
Romance › Re: Girls; What Was Ur Reaction When U Were First Spanked By A Guy? by MrsChima(f): 12:48am On Mar 12, 2011
Then go suck a dick.
Romance › Re: Girls; What Was Ur Reaction When U Were First Spanked By A Guy? by MrsChima(f): 12:45am On Mar 12, 2011
Inwe oru ibu nsi eke  angry angry angry angry



LMAO@wants to be Igbo. No thanks. Being married to an Igbo is good enough. Trust. I am not missing shit.
Romance › Re: Girls; What Was Ur Reaction When U Were First Spanked By A Guy? by MrsChima(f): 12:41am On Mar 12, 2011
Biko kwe!
Romance › Re: Why Do------ by MrsChima(op): 12:37am On Mar 12, 2011
Goldieluks:
Lol,cause they wanna show their women off. grin grin grin
what do you reckon?
Just to look sexy to go to the Starbucks?  Come on now sis!  Mr. Chima always want me to go everywhere with him and I don't do group dates.  His friends who are married want us to go out together but I am not in the mood and my husband want to go so I am like how am I going to get out of this because he can't go on a group date without a date.  Can I send my friend in my place?  Would that be wise?
Romance › Re: Why Do------ by MrsChima(op): 12:35am On Mar 12, 2011
desholah:
Hey sweetie,
Might be  a lil busy this weekend . .Got load of assignment and books to cover . . .But got much movies on my laptop and pizza hut is a bit closer to my district wink grin . . ,  . . Think the weekend will go this way. cheesy

And you? . . . . Chima taking you on outing?
Your brother is trying to take me "outing" to the bedroom and I am running out of excuses!  I already used "I am on my period" twice.  Got any suggestions?
Romance › Re: Why Do------ by MrsChima(op): 12:33am On Mar 12, 2011
Goldieluks:
Umm yummy''crunching away''
thanks sis,you got ketchup? cheesy cheesy






Tosin you got O.C.D. cool
Hold up!  This heffa said ketchup on HOT WINGS!   shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked  SIS!  You don't put KETCHUP ON HOT WINGS!  You put ranch dressing or blue cheese dressing on the hot wings with celery sticks.  Lawd have murcee!  You done committed a HOT WING MURDER!  

(calling the Hot Wing hotline)
Romance › Re: Is It A Must To Marry The Girl You Impregnated by MrsChima(f): 12:30am On Mar 12, 2011
No, it is not a must to marry the girl SIMPLE because she is pregnant with your child. You marry because you are ready to make a commitment and you want to be with that person for life. If you only marry that person because they bear your children then the marriage will most likely not work because the desire is not there.

Good luck.
Romance › Re: Why Do------ by MrsChima(op): 12:28am On Mar 12, 2011
Goldieluks:
I'm good sis,what are your plans for the weekend? cheesy cheesy
any questions about relationships,lol.
I will be trying to convince Mr. Chima I am on my cycle so he won't get
[size=2pt]freaky[/size] embarassed

You?

Why do men expect women to dress sexy because they are taking her out on a date?
Romance › Re: Why Do------ by MrsChima(op): 12:26am On Mar 12, 2011
Goldie and Desolah come here I got hot wings and potato salad!  

(passes each a plate and giving Goldie two wings and Desolah one wing)
Romance › Re: Why Do------ by MrsChima(op): 12:24am On Mar 12, 2011
Tosinville:
Mrs.Chima
nope! i paid Mr.chima to come over and write that for me cos its certain he's the one helping you too over there just because i can observe the i-diot never type in ebonics again, jackass.
Alrighty Tosin, it is clear that you are still hurt from my sis' rejection so I will ignore you until you finish hurting.  Please continue calling me obese until it makes you feel better.  

Get well soon!   grin grin grin grin


(clicks ignore)
Romance › Re: Why Do------ by MrsChima(op): 12:22am On Mar 12, 2011
Goldieluks:
hiya sis. cheesy
Heey sis! How you be? kiss
Romance › Re: Girls; What Was Ur Reaction When U Were First Spanked By A Guy? by MrsChima(f): 12:16am On Mar 12, 2011
Rapists. angry angry angry
Romance › Re: Why Do------ by MrsChima(op): 12:14am On Mar 12, 2011
desholah:
^^^Who wrote this script for you? . . . .THink we should shoot this movie . . . .Are you through hurting your anus with your finger . . .Azzzlicker like you find it drastic to respond to threads politely , . . . . . .Maladjusted low life ,destitute pig looking for where to commit suicide undecided
Hey suga! He won't answer Mz. Dark's question and I am not surprised. What are you doing this weekend?
Romance › Re: Why Do------ by MrsChima(op): 12:13am On Mar 12, 2011
Tosinville:
mrs.chima

jus i will always says, u are stil an i-diot and u still cnt observe marrying at the age of 23yrs is really affecting your mentality. Tell me hw dickhead like u get to knw Alimosho grammar school here in lagos if nt dat where your husband dropout?¿¿

2. wat business do i hv with your husband so y are u saying i want u to drop Mr.chima's info? would his information add more money into my account? you're nothin but a m0r0n who just speaks without thinking and i'm so sure your man would be blaming himself in silent for hooking up with a not-so-smart like you in the first place, when you want to speak, open a thread etc always reasoning before posting cos its like your obesity have already  wax away your brain, lunatic.
It is obvious you did not write this.  You had to scrap up kobos to pay a new student to write this?  

Get your refund back.  You sucks.
Romance › Re: Why Do------ by MrsChima(op): 11:05pm On Mar 11, 2011
Hey suga, how you be? kiss :-You missing in action. You got some punny didn't you? angry angry
Romance › Re: Why Do------ by MrsChima(op): 8:22pm On Mar 11, 2011
[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=621130.msg7892941#msg7892941 date=1299865451][color=#0066ff]That Oyinbo chick was Stink ooops I mean Tink_sh  tongue but yeah girl there is ignorance all over. I just smh @ them and just keep representing with my half bred Akata/Jamo self. God took us out of Africa for a reason and some of us reach out to where our ancestors came from. Luckily I have met some well-to-do folks and I've also encountered complete b@stards but it is what it is. Like Jaybee said, 'life is too short' and I couldn't agree more. All I am saying is treat me with respect and I promise you will see the best of me, but if someone trips I will trip even harder!

AAs/Caribbeans/Afro.latin division with Africans is largely to do with ignorance and lack of interest within both sides because even having said that there are Caribbean/Afro.latins who dislike each other and AAs (vice versa) same with Africans from certain ethnicities/nationalities. But I think the beef (cross Atlantic) stems from slavery. Some of these mofos are just insensitive to that part of our history and make a mockery of it all and it has everything to do with me being called Jamo and you Akata but so what. That's their problem. I was gonna rant but it would make NO difference. All I know is should I ever marry or have children with an African man, my kids are going to be considered (by me at least) still West Indian and I am going to teach them all of their roots but, I will definitely teach them about their Caribbean culture and why they need to be proud of it. Have you and mr. chima talked about this as far as cultural identity and what-not?[/color][/quote]African-Americans are not their problem and we are not over there drilling oil refineries in Delta River and exploiting trusting Africans by paying them rice and beans for 12 hours shift.  We are not injecting innocent children with "tainted vaccines" claiming that it is cure to their ailments.  We are not making videos on youtube talking about violation of Exotic African Women and how much they are worth five kobos.  Seriously there are videos of that sort on the Internet and the people that is publishing those videos aren't AA either.  I can go deeper but it is not worth it.  For come strife one must experience it in order to relieve it. 

Now getting to your question about identity, my husband claims both Nigerian and American because of his families.  I always request men to show me ID and SS cards/Green Cards.  I have my reasons why I do these things and when I met my husband I made sure he was LEGAL before I even wasted my time.  I did not even know my husband was Nigerian American until after the fact and I asked him what do you consider yourself more NIGERIAN OR AMERICAN he said both.   So therefore our children will be both and I do not have any issue with that.   

You are right we can't clump all Africans the same the same way we can't clump all AA the same or Jamos the same.  We would have missed out wonderful people if we do so and I have met and befriended wonderful Africans.  I will not let the scattered few on this site to taint the regards I have for the ones that are not LIKE THEM.  They represent what true and embrace the differences.  I can't say that for this one. 

Oh, I must add this If it wasn't for Slavery or the plight that AA went through to mark diversity in America that they have BUILT many who have swam, scammed, lied, and deceived their way to a country they say aren't shit to get a taste of the "American Dream" as oyinbos would say.
Romance › Re: Top 10: Things We Love About Older Women by MrsChima(f): 5:18pm On Mar 11, 2011
Some older women are just as catty and childish as most younger women the difference is older women should know better.

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