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Good. Make sure you buy some scented shampoo they smell funny when wet.

Buy two babies and get the third one free.

Here come CAPTAIN SAVE AN OYINBO!

Why Mr. Chima gotta hear this Briteo2?

Good that YOU DON'T care about the skin color. Here is a cookie.

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

kokoye:
yuk!




nasty!

(dips the cherry in my whipped creamed toto and throws it in Koyoke's mouth) Enjoy!

(put cherries on the nyansh and do the banana split with the whipped cream)

I was talking her lying about her first husband Negro.


Do you want a baby to buy or something?

LMAO@men having SELF CONTROL!

Why would I be bleeping a white man and I am married?    There are a few pale men that is interesting looking but my husband is black.

The issue you have is the church telling her she crazy?

(bends over to hold ankles and do the STORM with the nyansh)

Well, if she didn't hear from him maybe she honestly thought he was dead. She did not lie technically because she didn't receive word from her husband and she was married to the second husband for TEN YEARS until shit came out popping? COME ON NOW!

I did not say anything was wrong with them.  I SAID I DON'T PARTAKE MIXED MARRIAGE.  I am married to whom I want to be married to.  And no I will not Bleep a pale man.

Just to see they were once SUPERMODELS is disgusting.

(lowers blanket just below the nyansh and looks back to smile sexy to the camera)

No.  Next question.  I do not engage in mixed marriage so my "two cents" would not suffice you.

[quote author=Area_boy link=topic=618454.msg7874802#msg7874802 date=1299627974]Still shallow in the way you think! wont waste my time trying to make u see the error in your comment as you're clearly blinded by your "know it all attitude"

something about you says hyper, irrational, poor judgement and a false sense of security. I'm not sure what it is, but I bet u are better off working for one of them ministries in Nigeria. they'll value you more than Nairaland.

One luv![/quote]You mad because I asked the poster do he want a cookie?      Footshufflers do not like when black people say something to their white masters.  It is okay boo.  Somebody gotta be the house nukka. 

LMAO@asking a pale man do he want a cookie is SHALLOW! I hate to see what I would be if I ask some Africans if they want some fufu and soup!

[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=618277.msg7885386#msg7885386 date=1299768625][color=#0066ff]lmao. Chima I don't know what I am gonna do with you lol! [/color][/quote]Girl, Mr. Chima may be Nigerian American but he got family that is STRAIGHT AFRICAN and they be wearing some uhmm fashion that looks good on THEM.

One of his family member came to one of the family function wearing some loud arse blue shirt, orange pants, and had on a purple hat talking about he swagging. I am like uhmmmm. No.

I almost said you look like a big arse pinata. But I reserved my comment.

Oh. Okay. I was just helping. My sex life is BOOMSHACKALACKA!

I do that to Mr. Chima all the time. He be looking a hot mess. I am like baby.

Well sis,

If he gon wear that love-vendor hat then he should have taken the scarf from around his neck. He should have wore denim jeams with a Cotton/Polyester dress shirt to match the can and the stacy adams.

THAT HOW YA DRESS!

OP,

Did you get the whipped cream and cherries?

Tosinville:
I'm the one who wrong handled mrs.chima yesternight with ma large kini wakawaka!! inside dat punny.

That was your sister you bleeped last night. Incest is against the law.

Goldieluks:
Hahahaa naughty girl.

sis i ain't seen no kpata.

jay bee:
Mr Chima a fiesty cat 2

You wish it was you huh?

I was rough handled last night and I can't find my undies. Have you seen them?


How you be sis?

[quote author=eku_bear link=topic=619622.msg7883690#msg7883690 date=1299754418]What is wrong with her body now?
Lol, really? Skinny booty = sag more? Didn't know that tbh. But you can sort of fix that just by hitting the squat rack. . . hard. That is the thing about body type B. Very easy to improve it by making her hit the gym with you.
You won't hear that from me. If more girls looked as "slutty" as her, the world would by far be a better place  [/quote]Her body is uhmmmm "uggggh".  My point of it all is that people say that women with A type bodies have health problems and body don't age well if that was true then why do I see women with B type bodies having health problems and skin looks as if they are dying?  

It is not the body type that determines how healthy you will be nor how well you will age.  I have seen beautiful women in both types and they have aged well.  It merely genetics and how well your body respond to different environment stimuli.  

I can write a book on this shit but yall have ADHD!

(walking in holding a blanket around my nyansh and bosoms) What the hell is going on in here?

He share a bedroom with five other people so he wanted to be "alone".

My friend is B and she got the most bleeped upest body in the world and she just had two babies.