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Romance › Re: Baby For Sale by MrsChima(op): 3:15am On Mar 10, 2011
Yo Reality!

I got two latino babies available! Don't ask me how I got them and do you want them?

I got a new shipment coming in!
Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room I by MrsChima(f): 3:11am On Mar 10, 2011
Brite02:
Em er. . Wich spot? Is it d poo spot? wink Dnt worry mr chima z in safe handz, i jst arrange his kidnap few mins ago. Dnt worry u & i alone til morning. . . Wat ya say or u wanna pay his ransom fee?
I don't pay for dicks and if you ain't gon give him up freely I guess I might as well look for another husband cos I be damn if I buy dicks like Imari do.
Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room I by MrsChima(f): 3:10am On Mar 10, 2011
Girl, ask your boy what the hell he got on!
Romance › Re: Baby For Sale by MrsChima(op): 3:05am On Mar 10, 2011
Imari:
https://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/crying.gif
You are incredibly slow and since that is the case you are excused.https://forum.uk-jive.co.uk/images/smilies/laughing.gif


No problem  smiley
If it ease your pain of being used Granny, sure.  Ask your boy toy if his night was penetrating and orgasmic.

(snickering)
Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room I by MrsChima(f): 2:58am On Mar 10, 2011
REALITY101:
Why? because he ate Mr. Chima's balls? Hmm I heard you eat dog Mrs. Chima
I sure do! Hot dogs are deeeelicious! Mr. Chima got some b----clearing throat. You think you slick Reality! cheesy
Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room I by MrsChima(f): 2:50am On Mar 10, 2011
You so wrong sis! I am talking about that roach you said you called the mall people about.


LMAO@the visual I had of Raggy running and rolling on the ground after a roach got in her nappy weave.
Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room I by MrsChima(f): 2:47am On Mar 10, 2011
That little ole black rusty thing? Yes, It went down the toilet.
Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room I by MrsChima(f): 2:46am On Mar 10, 2011
What the hell you got on? ^^^^
Romance › Re: Baby For Sale by MrsChima(op): 2:41am On Mar 10, 2011
Imari:
If she likes fun times, she would be more than welcome.

Maybe next year around this time, you maybe able to make it. so the invite is open to ya'

Told you that you lack the understanding and comprehension of what I say.

I never once said that I was "in trouble"

You still wanna play, Ms. Independent?
Do you, Ms. No Award.  You need change?
Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room I by MrsChima(f): 2:34am On Mar 10, 2011
Just in case Mr. Chima looking meet me at the usual spot. wink wink wink wink
Romance › Re: Baby For Sale by MrsChima(op): 2:29am On Mar 10, 2011
Imari:
I've been great.

Had a huge birthday party on Sunday everything was wonderful.



I would rather "trust" your  desperate need to make snide, off topic, long ago closed topic and plain old replies to my comments especially long after your making the statement of "let me conclude this".   smiley

All it took was a flick of that chip and you jumped through my hoops at my will because as I said, you have a thin skin.

Now continue on with your delusions of yourself, you showed your hand long ago.  wink
Trusting spirited got you in trouble the first time, good girl for wising up the second time.  You are never too OLD to learn.   wink

Keep paying for manliness you will never see.  Oh, that right! My friend said that Western Union got a two for one special. You can send Tosin some money too for the same price!
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Married To African American Women! by MrsChima(f): 2:18am On Mar 10, 2011
Do not pay him any mind. He just Hot. Just throw a kibble and bit at him he will suffice.
Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room I by MrsChima(f): 2:16am On Mar 10, 2011
Brite02:
Hahahaha cheesy cheesy cheesy
U wnt sum ice-cream suga? I cn gv ya freely, no charge grin huh?
Nawl! You got some shit concocted under your sleeve. Men don't give shit away for free. What I gotta do now? Don't bullshit me now.
Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room I by MrsChima(f): 2:15am On Mar 10, 2011
Hey sis! How you be? Did you kill that roach yet?
Romance › Re: Baby For Sale by MrsChima(op): 2:11am On Mar 10, 2011
Imari:
Pssst, you are also a tad bit thin skinned.  shocked

Jot that down on your self improvement list also. K  grin
Trust me nothing thin about my skin.  Improve your self esteem maybe you wouldn't have to go manliness shopping online. 

Chin up, it is okay. Somebody gotta be suckered and unfortunately it was you.
Romance › Re: Baby For Sale by MrsChima(op): 2:08am On Mar 10, 2011
Can you adopt these babies? I gotta make room for the next shipment.
Romance › Re: Baby For Sale by MrsChima(op): 2:05am On Mar 10, 2011
YUP! I got two latino babies ready for sale! Where your cash at King?
Nairaland General › Re: NL Females: Which Body Will You Prefer To Have? And Guys Pick One! by MrsChima(f): 2:03am On Mar 10, 2011
Mr. Cock is available and he is open minded.
Romance › Re: Baby For Sale by MrsChima(op): 2:00am On Mar 10, 2011
Imari:
Maybe because you lack ALL shame you don't care but really you are  embarassed embarassed embarassed ing YOURSELF at this point. sad
Did your Social Security check come on time I know your boy is emailing you like crazy his cash is running low and the ashawos don't wait for no man.
Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room I by MrsChima(f): 1:58am On Mar 10, 2011
Bit me?  Is you on that cannibal poo?  Dsense did warned me EDO men eat humans.   shocked shocked
Romance › Re: Baby For Sale by MrsChima(op): 1:55am On Mar 10, 2011
Imari:
VIOLA !!!

I KNEW I could do it.  grin


You're an easy trick pony  wink grin

Game Over  smiley
Yeah game over when that IRS audited you huh?  Awww, your boy toy named you Easy Trick Pony huh?

Yo Granny, my friend in Nigeria said that your boy was seen coming out of Cazzbah and Magic City with ashawos.  He had a red singlet in his mouth.
Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room I by MrsChima(f): 1:42am On Mar 10, 2011
What you grinning for?
Romance › Re: Baby For Sale by MrsChima(op): 1:40am On Mar 10, 2011
Imari:
I will make this as clear for you as I can since you OBVIOUSLY don't comprehend anything only what you imagine you do.

The religion viewpoint came from ME
YOUR chip is showing in the FACT that YOU don't know how to DIFFERENTIATE between MY WORDS and YOUR CHIP showing by making the statement that I WAS TRYING TO PUT WORDS IN YOUR MOUTH

Now, you continue to show your ignorance of that by once again mentioning that "not you nor anyone else said". When I long ago corrected you on who said what, whose words the were.

Your lame attempts to show that that chip does not reside with you are a bit pathetic to say the least.
This coming from a granny who bought for three years and are buying online love from a dude she may never see and the dude fucking some chick on her money.

Sure, I will be ignorance for not spending $7,200 for a manliness I didn't get to touch or bleep.
Romance › Re: Baby For Sale by MrsChima(op): 1:33am On Mar 10, 2011
madlady:
More than sad, gut wrenching.


Baby selling is on another level completely.
You are entitled to your opinions.
Nairaland General › Re: NL Females: Which Body Will You Prefer To Have? And Guys Pick One! by MrsChima(f): 1:28am On Mar 10, 2011
Sagamite! You are so wrong! That shit was funny!
Romance › Re: Baby For Sale by MrsChima(op): 1:25am On Mar 10, 2011
madlady:
Many arms do, they even allow it in the case of mental illness.
Sad.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Married To African American Women! by MrsChima(f): 1:24am On Mar 10, 2011
[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=620337.msg7881288#msg7881288 date=1299714356]you a racist. u hate black people! angry[/quote]You go around asking people if they are light skinned and have white people's hair and you calling me racist? Okay. I be that if it makes you sleep at night.
Romance › Re: Baby For Sale by MrsChima(op): 1:17am On Mar 10, 2011
Let me conclude this:

I got a chip on my shoulder because you repeated the same thing three times and then added something that I or anyone ever said. Then get salty because I asked you what did you say that you didn't repeat three times and then added that if I haven't seen my baby, I will abort it if I am not ready for it but if I have my baby and seen my baby I will not sell it.

Uhmmm (doing Rickey Smiley facial expression when he was talking to William Hung on American Idol)


Gotcha. Moving right along. I guess some things do have an expiration date. Unfortunately.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Married To African American Women! by MrsChima(f): 12:37am On Mar 10, 2011
I would rather you not.
Romance › Re: Sexual Inexperience Is Killing My Marriage. by MrsChima(f): 12:35am On Mar 10, 2011
You shole the Bleep can't! More like a damn worm trying to climb on a big hill!
Nairaland General › Re: NL Females: Which Body Will You Prefer To Have? And Guys Pick One! by MrsChima(f): 12:34am On Mar 10, 2011
That just like me saying men with big dicks are more likely to be killers. undecided undecided undecided

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