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Romance › Re: Baby For Sale by MrsChima(op): 6:54pm On Mar 12, 2011
You mean baby merchant? Child molesters are people who molests children. Combing hair is not molesting and I am making those babies presentable by combing hair and putting some vaseline on their gums so they will be smiling all the time.

PRESENTATION IS ESSENTIAL PEOPLE!

BABIES, BABIES, BABIES, AND BABIES! I GOT BABIES FOR SALE! COME ONE AND COME ALL!
Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room I by MrsChima(f): 6:51pm On Mar 12, 2011
Reality,

I almost cussed you out in Spanish. I do not wear used bras nor panties. You got me bleeped up. angry angry angry angry angry
Romance › Re: Is It A Must To Marry The Girl You Impregnated by MrsChima(f): 6:48pm On Mar 12, 2011
Chicco,

It is not farfetched about the men abandoning the women they have impregnated. So I wasn't surprised that he said that because that tells me that he one of those mugus that stick and run.
Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room I by MrsChima(f): 6:45pm On Mar 12, 2011
jay bee:
Looks like it's a deal then Q tongue tongue
Brang it! I ain't scurred BROTHA!


Goldieluks,

The boobies getting swollen!
Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room I by MrsChima(f): 6:42pm On Mar 12, 2011
Do anyone know where I can get a bigger bra with a snap on?
Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room I by MrsChima(f): 6:37pm On Mar 12, 2011
jay bee:
Wasn't going to be for keeps. Just holiday meat kinda tongue
sure a broda won't turn that down
You introduce Mr. Chima to holiday meat and I will introduce Mrs. Jaybee to holiday dicks. She will surely leave you for keeps. wink


Heey sis! How you be, Goldieluks?
Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room I by MrsChima(f): 6:33pm On Mar 12, 2011
LMAO@my sense of humor being dry. You wish hater!

Go right ahead. I bet he will come back home to me. wink I got it like that. cool
Romance › Re: Baby For Sale by MrsChima(op): 6:30pm On Mar 12, 2011
(combs the babies hair as I adjusts the FOR SALE sign)
Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room I by MrsChima(f): 6:28pm On Mar 12, 2011
White people have sense of humor? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked


I will not be meeting YOU after all. angry angry angry angry lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room I by MrsChima(f): 6:25pm On Mar 12, 2011
Jaybee,

Why do people keep assuming that I am Oyinbo? huh huh huh undecided undecided undecided


Mr Cock,

No thanks. I am graciously rejecting your offers.
Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room I by MrsChima(f): 4:30pm On Mar 12, 2011
No sir, I do not. embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Romance › Re: She Is Taller Than Me by MrsChima(f): 4:29pm On Mar 12, 2011
[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=621913.msg7895393#msg7895393 date=1299917037]
She's just saying she doesn't want a dude that's up to her waist or shorter. It was sort of a visual idea of what she doesn't like in terms of height cheesy
[/quote]You almost right sis! grin grin grin grin

But the first comment was about the Original Poster staring at his girl directly in the crotch because she is taller than him.


Lord Reed! Many people have offered to be my manager for comedy and movies. I will think about it LATER in life. I will keep that in mind though! wink grin
Romance › Re: Safer To Marry: Virgin Or Disvirgined? by MrsChima(f): 4:22pm On Mar 12, 2011
LMAO@virgins are wiser than nonvirgins. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Married To African American Women! by MrsChima(f): 4:18pm On Mar 12, 2011
[size=44pt]LMAO![/size] grin grin grin grin cry cry cry cry grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cry cry cry cry grin grin grin

Help! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin ; U dey kill me ooo! grin grin grin grin grin

Akata/black men saying black women are bad and Nigerian men saying nigerian women are bad. What next Asian women will be bad too?

Chicco, email me that laughing out loud icon! This some funny shit! grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room I by MrsChima(f): 4:13pm On Mar 12, 2011
What did I "left" that got you wondering? tongue
Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room I by MrsChima(f): 4:06pm On Mar 12, 2011
(put a plate of blueberry pancakes with blueberry syrup on the table for BRITE)
Romance › Re: How To Maintain And Control A Woman by MrsChima(f): 4:03pm On Mar 12, 2011
cold:
Maximum fail.You what he has said is nuthin but the Cold Hard Truth!I'v seen your type before-all tough on the outside,hollow on the inside
If that makes your manliness get hard by all means believe that nutrider.  We already got too many women complaining about you Can't Bleep Right Nukks. Carry on.


LMAO@Wanna be toughie   grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: How To Maintain And Control A Woman by MrsChima(f): 3:33pm On Mar 12, 2011
cold:
Bwahahahah!I no fit shout o grin
That right, keep laughing nutrider. Make sure you suck his left ball too.
Romance › Re: How To Maintain And Control A Woman by MrsChima(f): 3:33pm On Mar 12, 2011
roymary:
Always forming gangster on NL but she sucks prick forcefully every night.

Mrs Chima! You are tamed!!! Your free time is only on NL.
Oh, You wish you can tame me. Keep wishing mugu.
Romance › Re: I Am The Most Handsome Guy In Nairaland by MrsChima(f): 8:45am On Mar 12, 2011
LMAO@that one ugly picture still on his profile.
Romance › Re: Facebook Blamed For Relationship Breakups. by MrsChima(f): 8:43am On Mar 12, 2011
Only cowards blame Facebook for their inability to keep their dicks in the pants and toto in the back pockets. Trifling people must have something to wipe their trifliness on unfortunately Facebook getting the brunt of the trifliness.
Romance › Re: Woman Busted By Husband On Radio Show (oh my gwad) by MrsChima(f): 8:40am On Mar 12, 2011
[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=620381.msg7895290#msg7895290 date=1299915006]
You were gonna yab me? For what? tongue undecided

Whether or not anyone sent her is irrelevant. I don't see people going off when men do this tongue. I'm not saying what she did was ok but I the host's behavior was reckless. There are other ways to get info from the cheating woman.
[/quote]Inkie,

It all in double standard with these men. It is okay for a man to do the same thing the woman do and he was just being a man BUT the moment the woman do the same thing she is a LovePeddler, a beetch, a tramp, an ashawo, and slut wrapped in one.
Romance › Re: She Is Taller Than Me by MrsChima(f): 8:37am On Mar 12, 2011
Height is important to me. I can't be looking down at no man no pun intended and I can't be looking directly at a man. I like my man taller than me and it feels good.

Tall men love some short women I don't know why.
Romance › Re: How To Maintain And Control A Woman by MrsChima(f): 8:08am On Mar 12, 2011
GIRL! Are you doing a Tpia? Well, I have stated on this thread a while back that men who have self esteem issues will try to gain it by controlling the weaker woman and when tested they will attack to "check" the woman.
Romance › Re: Baby For Sale by MrsChima(op): 8:06am On Mar 12, 2011
(looking innocent) (hiding the babies in the crate)

Hmmm. grin grin grin embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Romance › Re: She Is Taller Than Me by MrsChima(f): 8:03am On Mar 12, 2011
LMAO@OP looking at the girl directly in the crotch. grin grin grin grin grin grin

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