₦airaland Forum

roymary:
Jealousy!  Jealousy!  Now, you stole Imari's attention!  You are married woman, spend time with your family;  I am single, Imari is single, Tosin is single. Go to church or go do some social works.  Damn!

Now I am married.  Make up your mind.  I can't be single and married.  You been hanging around Tosin too long that the omosiosmosistupidity have entered your brain plane.

roymary:
Lies upon lies.  You spend many hours on Nairaland, i wonder when you usually get the real stick you acclaim!!  Mrs Chima, i dont wanna fight!!! We did this before!!!

Keep wondering nukka, you are the one online begging for punny you may never see since she doesn't have the courage to fly.

roymary:
Mrs Chima never got a rubber slip-on from my uncle not to speak of Jimmy Choo!

When you steal the money from Imari, go buy yourself some new games.  You sucks.

xxTosinvillexx:
Mrs.Chima

lol who dump your phat and ugly azz? wat is she talking bout?lol you have a problem and pls go and cook for Mr.chima my friend cos he's hungry.

One thing you have down pat is BEING UGLY but being smart is not your forte. Let me help you, I can't be dumped and cook for a man I don't have. So which one is it boo? I am dumped or I have a husband?

Take your time.

roymary:
Stay on your lane Mrs!

Jealousy is written all over you!

It would make you feel good if I was jealous but I WILL NEVER BE JEALOUS OF people masturbating to faceless texts online.  I prefer the real thing.  Comprehende?

xxTosinvillexx:
Roymary

Man, its like you don't know Mrs.Chima, she always jealous of online romance and always trying to derail your own relationship while she got her man her home.

Are you mad at me that you got dumped not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES? Tough.

Imari:
When I am bored, roymary provides my entertainment.  I am for laughs today.

I like having fun.  


"cry" with hysterical laughter.

I will once again ask me Nigerian, he likes that I am learning things about Nigeria and ask him when I don't understand words like "nyansh" or places I've seen mentioned here.  

Is "Okija shrine" one of your Nigerian witchcraft places?

I know you bored that was my point, shouldn't your online man in Nigeria keep you entertain since he doesn't have a job and he have nothing but time?

roymary:
^^^^

You are on your period again!


Must you bite!

Bite these nuts.

Google these nuts and I don't give a Bleep if you hate me. You don't mean shit to me.

You are nothing like my husband and I am not jealous of online romance. I was simply asking because I can.

Imari,

Do you get more attention from these boys than you do the guy you paying for in Nigeria?

L.Reed,

Go get laid.


How you be suga?

It funny the cat looked like you. Hmm.

A classic response!

Ladies, let me school you on some things. When a boy call you fat and ugly because he can't retort just take that as a compliment and smile.

Thank you Tosin.

Why would the doctor give me meds? You been smoking that IGBO again I see.

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=617093.msg7856890#msg7856890 date=1299429706]Sweeery i just want u to look more femine.  a thong would be a nice welcome! [/quote]Would you look like MORRIS CHESTNUT? If so I will come BUTT NEKKID wearing some tassels and spinners on the nyansh.

xxTosinvillexx:
Dhat girl must be ugly then.

Like you?

There are women in their 40's getting married. There is no age restriction when it comes to marriage. If you want to get married at 89 then do so. DO not let anyone tell you when you should marry because you are the one dealing with the outcome not I or Us.

[quote author=190: link=topic=616100.msg7856516#msg7856516 date=1299425926][color=deeppink]Hi chima

how was your nite, did u sleep well

I dreamt about u [/color][/quote]Please dreamt that I was holding a knife and stabbing something black. I am doing good.

Dunno.

I told you to meet me at Mr. Big and I will be wearing a pit bull outfit with a gun in my paws. 

Wear a red shirt with orange pants.    The makeup will be LEAST of you worries amongst other things.

Marriage is just like a relationship that you have with your boyfriend or girlfriend. IF you can't maintain a relationship with someone you date then marriage isn't for you.

It is that simple and by all means I am not forcing ANYONE to get married. I am saying that people should stop making more to what it isn't. It is that simple.

If the shoe fits, wear it.

Shit starter.

IF you can suck your partner's dick or lick your partner's punny, you can share a toothbrush.

JUST MY OPINION. JMO

You sure it wasn't my pocket punny?

Hey sis! I feeeel soooo goood!

Do you even GET any size girls at all? Don't lie!

That is not a girlfriend, that is a free hoe.

Mr. Cock,

Use your hands it hasn't failed you yet.

If you men see us women just kitty and mouth, we, women see you guys just dicks and couch lifters.

A man that does not show his girlfriend in public has something to hide or ashamed.  

If he is ashamed then why be with the girl in the first place?