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Romance › Re: Ladies Can You Fall In Love With Someone Talk With On Phone But Havent Seen Him? by MrsChima(f): 2:49pm On Mar 01, 2011
No.
Romance › Re: I Think It's Quite Rude & Disrespectful To Refer To A Woman By Only Her Genitals by MrsChima(f): 4:49am On Mar 01, 2011
How did you hurt me?  You said I didn't have a husband and then on the same breath said i was scammed. (I have to be married to be scammed right?) I am asking you to pick one and stick to it.  It is that simply. 

Which one is it?
Romance › Re: I Think It's Quite Rude & Disrespectful To Refer To A Woman By Only Her Genitals by MrsChima(f): 4:46am On Mar 01, 2011
You will do better learning from the men that married Akata women from overseas.  American born Africans can't teach you how to scam through marriage.  But an African man fresh from the boat can teach you. 

If you do not think I have a husband then how can I be scammed for a green card undecided  Make up your mind which one is it?  Unless I am scammed via your dream huh?
Romance › Re: Four Types Of Women A Nigerian Man Would Most Likely Settle Down With by MrsChima(f): 4:42am On Mar 01, 2011
Tosinville:
But married women aint suppose to be here, man lol
That the new rule? shocked What about the rule of ugly men? That should be a rule against ugly men polluting Nairaland.
Romance › Re: I Think It's Quite Rude & Disrespectful To Refer To A Woman By Only Her Genitals by MrsChima(f): 4:39am On Mar 01, 2011
That SS card look pretty huh? You can just taste it huh? How far will you go to get that card?

Raping is not the answer. Think of another way.
Romance › Re: I Think It's Quite Rude & Disrespectful To Refer To A Woman By Only Her Genitals by MrsChima(f): 4:37am On Mar 01, 2011
How the wifey in the village? She in need of anything? Soap? Water? Painkiller?
Romance › Re: I Think It's Quite Rude & Disrespectful To Refer To A Woman By Only Her Genitals by MrsChima(f): 4:36am On Mar 01, 2011
190:
[color=deeppink] grin  grin  grin

Or maybe Myself and the unfortunate IBO MAN in this video can actually get a better GREEN CARD

instead of wasting sper[i]m[/i] on a dead WHALE like the person above

**watch and LEARN**


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4hTkRokQPY[/flash]
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Don't worry impotent men do not have to worry about impregnate anyone. You are quite safe.
Romance › Re: I Think It's Quite Rude & Disrespectful To Refer To A Woman By Only Her Genitals by MrsChima(f): 4:35am On Mar 01, 2011
This is what I look for before hooking up with men.  I don't fall for the okey dokey.  You too can get one if you snag one for marriage and maintain without being deported.  Of course, you can always wait until they pull your name out the Lottery Bin.  Tough decision huh?

Romance › Re: I Think It's Quite Rude & Disrespectful To Refer To A Woman By Only Her Genitals by MrsChima(f): 4:24am On Mar 01, 2011
190:
[color=deeppink]Mzdark

** Please could you tell me How an IBO MAN successfully deceived CAPTAIN AMERICA for her GREEN CARD ****[/color]
You do know I check for green cards and social security card before hooking up with any man?  Of course you don't you are used to Dumb American girls. 

You might want to ask the other American chicks that are engaged to men overseas and make sure they are not being scammed. 


No offense to the Akatas.
Romance › Re: I Think It's Quite Rude & Disrespectful To Refer To A Woman By Only Her Genitals by MrsChima(f): 4:23am On Mar 01, 2011
Ask them.  Your game sucks.  You can use the help.  Raping white women isn't the way to go.
Romance › Re: I Think It's Quite Rude & Disrespectful To Refer To A Woman By Only Her Genitals by MrsChima(f): 4:20am On Mar 01, 2011
190:
grin  grin
[color=deeppink]Excuse me!!

Are you talking to me,

Did i hurt a tsetse fly

why are you talking to me!!  grin  grin[/color]
Would that make you feel better to think you hurt a fly?  Stomach full?  I know it will be three days until your next meal.
Romance › Re: Four Types Of Women A Nigerian Man Would Most Likely Settle Down With by MrsChima(f): 4:18am On Mar 01, 2011
Tosinville:
Mrs.chima

pls stay out of this cos mr.chima needs your attention on the bed straight up.
Don't worry Mr. Chima will be getting real punny unlike you and your boy 90 cents. Make sure you apply the lotion directly to the palm for better friction. Please shower afterward. Jack and go is not cute.
Romance › Re: I Think It's Quite Rude & Disrespectful To Refer To A Woman By Only Her Genitals by MrsChima(f): 4:15am On Mar 01, 2011
190:
[color=deeppink]But not to an Ibo man who need's a 500LBS black american woman's green card [/color] grin  grin  grin
Not getting that green card fast enough? What she is asking too many questions? Hungry?  Unicef is on the way!
Romance › Re: I Think It's Quite Rude & Disrespectful To Refer To A Woman By Only Her Genitals by MrsChima(f): 4:14am On Mar 01, 2011
It is nice to hear you call your mother a beetch.  Maybe next time she will swallow and she will do us a favor by not bringing more ugly boys into the world.  I would have  suggest a coat hanger but too late.
Romance › Re: Four Types Of Women A Nigerian Man Would Most Likely Settle Down With by MrsChima(f): 4:11am On Mar 01, 2011
Awww damn Toshin! You bleeped up!
Romance › Re: I Think It's Quite Rude & Disrespectful To Refer To A Woman By Only Her Genitals by MrsChima(f): 4:10am On Mar 01, 2011
According to BBC, a gollum looking Nigerian male with chainsaw teeth is escorted to East London Prison for sexual assault of a white Austrialand woman.
Romance › Re: I Think It's Quite Rude & Disrespectful To Refer To A Woman By Only Her Genitals by MrsChima(f): 4:08am On Mar 01, 2011
The United States of America Immigration denied you on the basis of being BLACK, POOR, AND UGLY.  Hurts huh?  

Wifey in the village due any time soon and rice supply is getting low.  What a nukka to do?
Romance › Re: I Think It's Quite Rude & Disrespectful To Refer To A Woman By Only Her Genitals by MrsChima(f): 4:05am On Mar 01, 2011
I guess the transvestite have spoken from experience. Well done.
Romance › Re: I Think It's Quite Rude & Disrespectful To Refer To A Woman By Only Her Genitals by MrsChima(f): 4:03am On Mar 01, 2011
Beta carotene slows down the destruction of T-cells

It is illegal to knowingly have unprotected sex.
Romance › Re: Four Types Of Women A Nigerian Man Would Most Likely Settle Down With by MrsChima(f): 4:02am On Mar 01, 2011
aminalib:
i am not american busta and i dont use ebonic, fool
aminalib:
how u let reality play u like dis and u dont even ask me the truth, so u will listen to men and not your wife
Why you heart Tosin girl? Now, we are NOT going to hear the end of it. Damn you.
Romance › Re: I Think It's Quite Rude & Disrespectful To Refer To A Woman By Only Her Genitals by MrsChima(f): 3:57am On Mar 01, 2011
Tip 1: When scouring online for a sucker to escape poverty and famine please use your real picture, the poor sucker have the right to know the scourer is actually an HIV positive transvestite.

Always check for credentials FIRST before hooking. wink
Romance › Re: I Think It's Quite Rude & Disrespectful To Refer To A Woman By Only Her Genitals by MrsChima(f): 3:50am On Mar 01, 2011
I see some are still waiting for their name to be pull out of the Lottery bin or online scouring for a sucker.  

I guess the rice supply getting low and desperation kicking in.
Romance › Re: I Think It's Quite Rude & Disrespectful To Refer To A Woman By Only Her Genitals by MrsChima(f): 3:45am On Mar 01, 2011
REALITY101:
I'm outta here. . . .  190 I don't like the track you re on right now bro  lipsrsealed
Sore thumb heal slow and longer.  Go play your basketball game suga.  You are not missing anything.  This is moaning season for the sore thumbers.
Romance › Re: I Think It's Quite Rude & Disrespectful To Refer To A Woman By Only Her Genitals by MrsChima(f): 3:44am On Mar 01, 2011
Nigerian girls should get awards for running broke nukkas with Online scholarships to Cold Land.

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