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Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]^The majic & mysteries of nl. . .lol[/color]

With Dsense anything is possible!

I am always known as Jaybee's girl and I coined the term FURRY AZZ. Now you got it?

kokoye:
Yea yea yea . . that's what Anna Nicole Smith said to the 80-yr old sick billionaire she married. psssssssss

liar liar[b] fattt[/b] pants on fire.

You think you slick. You trying to get me to post a picture proving I am otherwise the bold print. Ask Jaybee. He will tell you I am not what you think I am. But its okay and Anna Nicole Smith like men with money.

I am after character not money.

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=605545.msg7738134#msg7738134 date=1297819947]Really? WHy now? Are u not Hot anymore like me?


Lol! Mrs. Chima, Why do I sensed like I know u before but someohow u gotten yourself a new ID?






ROTFLMAO!!!

[img]https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=dlattach;id=377983;type=avatar[/img][/quote]I am the most infamous chatter and we had a competition who can tell the dirtiest sex stories. Hope that jogs your memory now.

Excuses, excuses, and excuses.

Yanno Ms. Potato. SMH.

You is a damn lie, you just said you had the most amazing Bleep so now you saying you was masturbating with God?

:p :p :p :p ;d ;d ;d ;d

There are OLD ARSE boys on this site.  You would think come age will come wisdom.  Hmm.

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=605545.msg7738111#msg7738111 date=1297819585]Naa my name use to be sweet pass Egusi Soup now with the name Portaroo my name only be sweet pass groundnut [/quote]I see you up for air now. How you doing suga?

Sis! Girl! If Snapped was showing in Africa, the rate of women beating will decline and women would have more respect.

Yanno sis! I would have did the reenactment of the Burning Bed starring Mrs. Chima.

Hijack this thread? How the hell can you hijack a damn ONLINE THREAD?

Simply telling your mate you love them is good enough.

Koyoke,

If you wasn't married, I would have married you even if you was making five dollars a month.

What was you banned for?

Well, thank you hands for that popping sensation.

Iice,

Aren't you tired of these VALENTINE DAY posts? I know I am.

I have no problem approaching guys but I don't. It has nothing to do with culture and it is an individual's choice.

You either do or you don't. It is that simple people.

Goldieluks:
Jealous much,Mrs Black eye,
@OP,I enjoyed my Valentine.

Heffa.

25omega:
got my boo some flowers and some lavender spa stuff (shower gel, bath beads, bubble bath) we ate some good Chinese food then got down to business  

How was the business plan?

Goldieluks:
I celebrated my Val,with the one i love and cherish,it was so sweet.

Who cares?  

lonewolf:
Because I am not gona be anybody's meal ticket. Bring your 50%, I'll bring mine. Then we can talk marriage.

That is my point. It is okay for you not to be anyone's meal ticket BUT a Nigerian chick must accept a broke man or a man who is not making enough to support HIMSELF let alone her?

You are tripping.

Yes. Brrrr.

People and their multiple IDs

koolchicco:

Don't act like you don't know what's the spit and rub method!  You perfected it!

lonewolf:
Nigerian girls will always continue to intrigue me. Here, you have a guy who's trying to make ends meet, is working hard and trying to build a good situation for himself. He asks his partner to marry him and she turns him down largely because he's not rich. Amazingly, females on this board subscribe to this nonsense too.

If you cannot marry your man when he's nobody, you are not worthy of him when he's somebody. Period.

This is why I have always said I will not marry anybody who is beneath me in socio-economic standing. (If a girl isn't from a relatively wealthy family or without serious earning potential, we are only f__cking. I can't wife you.) You can never be certain that she's with you because she loves you -- or because she sees you as a ticket to a better life.

You went on and on about NIGERIAN WOMEN not accepting a man who is not rich BUT YOU WON'T MARRY A WOMAN WHO IS BENEATH YOUR ECON/SOC STATUS? What the Bleep?

Good suga! I am just wishing spring come sooner.

Is that Koyoke?

One4you:
My brother you are lucky to have such woman as wife but the problem now is dat you need help to disvirgin her, just apply vaseline or any cream dat smooth on you man hold and romance her very well, them use hand to tost her human hold the apply you kpormor gently gently little by litle before you no, it will open but it will take time. Just try the method it will work for you but don't hot her.

The spit and rub method huh?

MOBO999:
You and your horrible advice, this is all you America red neck, hill Billy or ex slave trade think about, you think we all Africa are animals, what is now bringing that she might have been sexually assaulted into this case, just go you mrs chima.

They have BLACK RED NECKS?    Damn where have I been?   You might want to resolve your issues with America and Americans because I don't give a bleep.

Please quote where I said I THINK AFRICA ARE ANIMALS AND said she might have been sexually assaulted?  Now, are you telling me that WOMEN AREN'T violated in Africa?  Please tell the truth for once in your life.  You will feel better.  Trust me. 

I wasn't born anywhere between 1500-1865 so I wouldn't be an ex slave.    Slaves were not allowed to read, express ideas, and function freely until after the emancipation.  So again where is this "Slave Trade Mentality" and UNLIKE YOU I do not need a lottery ticket.