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Koyoke

Make sure you bring koala nuts with you to Denvy.

I hope a worm floats in that palm wine.

Hope the snow cascade in your favor.

[size=33pt]Your friend is a hoe.  Simple. [/size]

Let keep it real people.  It is a shame people are still BUYING SEX.

Tosinville:
A closest friend of mine in Nigeria is in indonesia now, he told me yesternight that there was a german woman who came for tourism and they end up hooking up though she's a husband in Germany, after some weeks of nice koboko the lady pay his house rent for 6months, take him out for shopping etc before going back to germany, he says indonesia women also do that though they're not rich but they still care but a black woman will expect to pay her or 4 her needs for each fluid u drop on her.

He said: Tosin, black women don't cherish what they've most especially Nigerian women and i think this is exactly the way black american guys reason before going after white women even though they're fat and ugly, they still don't give a fcukk about what ppl says

Koyoke

You have been studying the "new" Igbo words?

Gibberish Rubbish Igbo 101?

Hurry up 4pm! He needs to clock out!

kokoye:
Am @ work

Friiidayyy babyyyyyyyy

Did someone sent you the post?

IbroSaunks:
@poster if this was written by someone else, u have to acknowledge the author. plagiarism really is a crime, and is just wrong,

The write up is very old and I am surprised you guys didn't catch it.

Sexkillz, you are now Nairaland's celebrity. Congratulations suga.

Koyoke go to work.

chinedumo:
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.

If you were spending someone's else money, it would be fun like sport huh?

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

I suggest you tell your brothers to do the same.  Lying just to get toto is silly and cowardly.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

Many of you can't even tell your arse from your elbow, why would we even bother?  If we spend too much time with our girls don't blow up our phone bitching about it.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

Doctors can't cure joblessness.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect
us to act like soap opera guys.

Don't worry, we would rather listen to sexy men.  

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

Don't ask us if we enjoy your bedmatic performances.  

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say
during commercials.

Don't ask for quickies during commercials either.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer you don't want to hear.

The same goes for the guys.


1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

Make sure your brothers understand that.

Make sure you credit the original authors on your next copy and paste.  

SAFO:
Sorry hun, you can't. We're programmed like that.

There is one way though, but I would lose my man card if I say anything. , Oops I have said too much

You and that damn man card and player book is getting my nerves. (rolling eyes)

Hmm.

Anything is possible.

Just because you wouldn't do it doesn't mean someone else wouldn't do it. It isn't about you.

SAFO:
No be my fault o. I dey hear say Igbo man be stingy sef

A pele.

Bite me.

coogar:
i have an american wife but she's not fat.
she's a member of this forum too.

this one certainly belongs to mr.cork.

those congolese men sleep with anything in french knickers.

French knickers?

MsDarkSkin:
^^you're one of them just Yoruba.

Exactly.

MsDarkSkin:
KAI!! Tom is on a mission.
I'm mad at how you got on African Americans yesterday tho!

Consider the source.

MsDarkSkin:
LOL!! TRUE! but something tells me she is not what she claims to be.
I wouldn't be surprised is this is another troll account from another member.
I don't know why that Katy clown comes to mind.

Sis. These nutriders said Sandy Jo was me and I don't even use "African American" term. Moderators has access to our IP addresses and according to Nairaland's rules, you will be ban for creating offensive and provocative threads.

Common sense isn't common these days.

MsDarkSkin:
Adorable picture. I just want to pinch those cheeks!

How about F for existence! I'm good sis. How are you?

All is good just beating this mangy dog name Corky from my leg.

kokoye:
Noooooo

Are you serious

Chima dont give up for nobody. _{motherhood must be taking it's toll}

Yes, you are being unreasonable. Just know that you are easily replaceable and he can surely find another chick that will appreciate him for his effort.

What do you expect a broke man to do? Copy some money?

BoboYekini:
all these wicked gals!
Btw rokiatu, wth is 'i will lust him into desires, and then kill him!'. No be Dramendra oh, or any of those your indian movies, lol.
If my wife dont do it and i somehow survive, she's out the door next day walahi!

If your wife doesn't perform sex, you are dead. If you can survive without her having sex then why would you throw her out the door because you survived?

Now you called us wicked. WTF.