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Things Men Wished Women Knew! by chinedumo(m): 6:20pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
Things Men wish women know! We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note , these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE! 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as , football, baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round is a shape. 1. After making your order at McDonald's (or Mr. Biggs), and the waitress asks "is that all?", please say YES. Don't go on ordering more than you can eat at the moment or for your sisters, brothers and friends at home. Be considerate. 1. When on a date, please come alone. Don't bring your sisters, brothers and friends along 1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping. P.s This is a mixture of ideas Men are also problems in their relationships This is just meant to treat women problems This is not conclusive They are not necessarily my personal opinion but a window into the mindset of the general male population. I do not claim ownership for all the points neither did the person i copied it from claim or show its ownership> If a concrete proof is shown of the owner, I will attach it. God bless you all
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Re: Things Men Wished Women Knew! by iice(f): 6:22pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
chinedumo: Overcooked but that one ^^has always been my favorite. |
Re: Things Men Wished Women Knew! by Nobody: 6:24pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
smh. i'm not even gonna do it. |
Re: Things Men Wished Women Knew! by Goldieluks: 6:25pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
Oh wow, i had to read this, nice one. ##thinking## 'how can i change my man,so he stop acting like these above statement' |
Re: Things Men Wished Women Knew! by freecocoa(f): 6:34pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
Hmm so me asking him to sleep on the couch cos I think its punishment,actually means nothing to him,good points,now I know what to do. |
Re: Things Men Wished Women Knew! by r231(m): 6:38pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
Re: Things Men Wished Women Knew! by SAFO(m): 6:49pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
Goldieluks: Sorry hun, you can't. We're programmed like that. There is one way though, but I would lose my man card if I say anything. , Oops I have said too much |
Re: Things Men Wished Women Knew! by ronkebp(f): 6:51pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
@ Poster, so do you think the world evolves around men?? ok! we have read it. What is going to be the next thing to write about? |
Re: Things Men Wished Women Knew! by tellwisdom: 7:24pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
romekebp, babe Do you in anyway wear G-String?? . Can i see?? |
Re: Things Men Wished Women Knew! by ronkebp(f): 9:43pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
tellwisdom: Nope!!!!!!!!! only ''tailor lo ran'' designer khaki!!! |
Re: Things Men Wished Women Knew! by osadudu(f): 9:44pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
Lmao! Sad but very true.but dat does'nt stop us 4rm wishin or hoping dat men hv a 'CONFIGURATION/SETTINGS' button we hv'nt discovered yet.do nigerian men 'sleep on d couch'?if yes,i'v bin datin d wrong ones! |
Re: Things Men Wished Women Knew! by MrsChima1(f): 10:09pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
SAFO: You and that damn man card and player book is getting my nerves. (rolling eyes) |
Re: Things Men Wished Women Knew! by SAFO(m): 10:14pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
You can twist my arm as much as you want. My lips are sealed. |
Re: Things Men Wished Women Knew! by MrsChima1(f): 10:25pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
chinedumo: Make sure you credit the original authors on your next copy and paste. |
Re: Things Men Wished Women Knew! by Xionez(m): 12:02am On Nov 11, 2011 |
Well, that pretty much sums everything up. |
Re: Things Men Wished Women Knew! by Nobody: 12:44pm On Nov 11, 2011 |
What is shm or smh?? |
Re: Things Men Wished Women Knew! by 190smh: 12:48pm On Nov 11, 2011 |
^shm = shaking head my |
Re: Things Men Wished Women Knew! by Nobody: 12:49pm On Nov 11, 2011 |
I have never thought I'd say this to you but thanks! |
Re: Things Men Wished Women Knew! by Nobody: 12:52pm On Nov 11, 2011 |
freecocoa:Hmmm who's the Him? |
Re: Things Men Wished Women Knew! by maclatunji: 12:53pm On Nov 11, 2011 |
The guy who wrote that really knows what he is talking about! |
Re: Things Men Wished Women Knew! by olajide8(m): 12:55pm On Nov 11, 2011 |
no extras GBAM! just the way i view it only one thing is missing is "we are not wizards and we sometimes have our own issues so dont think we would always know what we should do if you need something or anything just ask me! iice: yanke me off again as usual, SHINKINA |
Re: Things Men Wished Women Knew! by MissyB3(f): 12:59pm On Nov 11, 2011 |
I like this. He mustn't follow this line of thought, though. . . . if he does, he mustn't say it to me. Really, because he will be sleeping in the garage, not on the couch. |
Re: Things Men Wished Women Knew! by 190smh: 1:02pm On Nov 11, 2011 |
michelin89: U/W |
Re: Things Men Wished Women Knew! by kings112(m): 1:15pm On Nov 11, 2011 |
Am yet 2 comrehend what this topic is all about. Can any bodi help to explain. |
Re: Things Men Wished Women Knew! by kings112(m): 1:20pm On Nov 11, 2011 |
maclatunji:u made a mistek, '- is this an irony |
Re: Things Men Wished Women Knew! by BlackBaron: 1:25pm On Nov 11, 2011 |
Nice write up. . . |
Re: Things Men Wished Women Knew! by Flashaldrin(m): 1:30pm On Nov 11, 2011 |
chinedumo:this one really amuses me whenever she does it, |
Re: Things Men Wished Women Knew! by Ultrame(m): 1:30pm On Nov 11, 2011 |
maclatunji: Yeah, Great Guy. His name's[b] Steve Harvey[/b]. Title of the book is: Act like a Lady, Think Like a Man. We should learn to give credit on this site. Plagiarism is still a crime. |
Re: Things Men Wished Women Knew! by jpphilips(m): 1:38pm On Nov 11, 2011 |
Lmao! Sad but very true.but dat does'nt stop us 4rm wishin or hoping dat men hv a 'CONFIGURATION/SETTINGS' button we hv'nt discovered yet.do nigerian men 'sleep on d couch'?if yes,i'v bin datin d wrong ones! No Maam cos Naija bebs are too dependent to own one |
Re: Things Men Wished Women Knew! by CzarChris(m): 1:47pm On Nov 11, 2011 |
@OP spot on man . |
Re: Things Men Wished Women Knew! by ayodot(m): 1:49pm On Nov 11, 2011 |
thru to the last letter. Any guy who does otherwise is probably still on the wooing level. |
Re: Things Men Wished Women Knew! by Nobody: 1:57pm On Nov 11, 2011 |
Nice one poster. But blessed is the man who is able to break dese 'rules' for a woman, for he'll forever have dem eating out of his palms. |
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