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[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=780843.msg9375004#msg9375004 date=1319040389]LWKMD! Fake Lord_Reed is the best you could come up with?

Kai you are worse than a QUACK! You are full blown LAME DUCK! LoL! Chei! SMH!

Now I know what you are, if I see you making any stu[i]p[/i]id remarks I will call the Vets to come and cart you away, LAME DUCK Stab him suga stab him! Aim for the right side neck!

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=784565.msg9374450#msg9374450 date=1319036229]Urghhh! I meant I count you among the number! I consider you one of the African sistas that I love!

Hummph! [/quote]My bad suga. (taking off boxing gloves and slithering my arse back to my throne)

jay bee:
u have inside info?  

To keep from getting that red text warnings in my in-box from you I will just smile.

Chevron is hiring?

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=784565.msg9370643#msg9370643 date=1319003093]I love my African sistas and my African Queen because:

They are strong yet feminine
They love with passion

They are hardworking

They are great nurturers and mothers

Their beauty is not from a bottle or a doctor

They are beautiful and strong even in old age

They support and stand with their men through thick and thin

They can cook up a storm of culinary delights

Whew where to stop!

African babes (Mrs C am looking at u!) are the bestest![/quote]Why are you looking at me?!!!  I haven't said anything harshly negative about African women_{even when many of them have negative things to say about Non-Africans women} in fact I have always cheered them on against YOU BEASTS. 

I even defended Nigerian women when you guys kept calling them Blackberry ashyhoes.   

Regardless if I like it or not that will not keep a man from staring.

Don Xavi:
Quisiera saber, en que parte de Espana estas?
Me gustaria aconsejarle que no preste mucha atencion en loque muchos le responderan en esta pagina porque algunos de estos son muy expertos en mal gastar relaciones,  Igbo peeps are good como te lo digo.


Umu igbo anyi zuru uwa nile,

Usted esta mas a la derecha Igbos son buenas personas al iqual que otros grupos sin embargo.
Si se hace una pregunta tan tonta como lo fue entonces la gente va a responder.  en lugar de preguntar nosotros, ella deberia haber preguntado a su amiga.  Tan simple como eso.

You shouldn't have an issue with your girlfriend on a dating site.  She is not legally tied to you so therefore she can see whomever she pleases. 

If she is your wife then you will have to make a decision, shall I hit her or shall I shoot myself.

By the way, what does religion have to do with dating sites?

sexkillz:
C[color=#000055][size=14pt]hoi! I know say na "Ifunaya" be that, but all the same. . . WTF?[/size][/color]

I knew she/he was trying to say Love in Igbo but then I thought maybe it was describing an exotic fruit.   

Itzi:
Thanks for your advices. I've talked to him and now i understand everything. I'm sorry if i've ofended someone, it was not my intention.
I will love (gnayna) him as well if he have told me he is in the mafia, but i'm glad it doesn´t exist. So lets continue learning how a relationship works with a Nigerian.

Is the guy your first boyfriend?

It's easy to list attributes but are you guys following those attributes?

Talk is cheap.

lefulefu:
U talk as if they pick women as articles from the market place .A jezebel can pretend to be the next mother theresa just to deceieve a man .

What do you think a ho house is if it is not a market place? YOU are the one complaining remember?

kokoye:
Yes I do.

I also like to be the one looking at the ceiling 

You suck your thumb and purr like a cat afterward don't you? _{Staring at the ceiling can be quite boring and straddling the black stallion is phenomenal!}

An African woman told me this.

Sorry Nayah!  He started it!   

kokoye:
Add my bald spot

it worked. how many kisses have you blown to me on NL?

I was told to make elderly men feel welcome and warm as possible.

kokoye:
what DONT you know?

If you like olives or cherries in your margaritas_{Ms. Koyoisha.}

Nayah:
Odunnu Nayah means something an local language in Cameroon, in fact my name is Nayah-Lama means beauty with grace
Actually I'm Cameroonian and Tanzanian

I met a Tanzanian woman and she had natural light brown hair and green eyes! Seriously!

Hater!!!

Nayah:
Oh yeah Banku is sooooooo spicy hehehe but very tasty too, I love ghanaians and their modd they're very nice people

They are mad cool and very hospitable.

Koyoke tried to seduce me only wearing a bow tie and some footies.

Nayah:
^^sister I do like this ghanaian dish

Have you tried Banku and Okra?

kokoye:
She is perfect for cooking what I love to eat.

efo riro with egusi . . .with iru (shear butter seed), ponmo, panla, snails and designer stew (with tiny bits of for fried beef) + hard eba or pounded yam.

Friday / Sunday Nights - she makes my magarita the way I love it.

my oh my . . .

I forgot to say she is an investment banker . . and a mother 

I knew you were a batty boy!   

kokoye:
True strory @ the crowded falomo bus stop in ikoyi.

Lady waiting at bus stop

Man walk behind her and says : Excuse me.
The lady no answer.
Man: Excuse me please.
The lady turns around and gives him and lands a dirty slap.
A crowd gathers.
The man actually picked up the lady's wallet which had dropped and he was try to give it to her.
Everybody started begging the begging.

Man: Why una dey beg me now . .as she don slap me for nothing, how we go do am now?

I say he should take the wallet and leave . . my opinion.

Maybe he realized she only had lints and a peppermint in her wallet.

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=784175.msg9367462#msg9367462 date=1318953504]@everyone: You see, a lot of these comments from the men prove that their egos can easily be bruised in such situations. A lot of you men are talking about severe beatings over a slap. I'm not saying that a slap is a small thing but you all are taking it to the next level in your reactions.[/quote]Men have died underestimating women.

African women I know are mad cool, think outside the box, and keep it 100% real.   

I like how those women stand on their own without kissing arse and beat to their own drums

lefulefu:
Yess e dey happen all the time.Anytime i make an entrance u go see as many of these naija babes go just go weak at the knees and just dey eye all over the place.I know why e be like this.Maybe because i just too correct or maybe then no fit get over my swag.Anyway i no get any naija babe time because na my oyibo kele be the one for me

They fell down on their knees because they saw how ugly you really are. Did one of them threw blood on you and chanted something in Creole?

iice:
[color=#9900ff]That they are smart?[/color]

That's what OP said. I sure hope that is not the main reason.

Da Doctor:
my love dont let them bother u so much okay?

Go choke on a dick.

kokoye:
^^^

Hungry. Got freaky this morning   

Bagel with bacon, egg and cheese. 

What's you telling me for?     You and PALMela spent a quicky this morning?

lefulefu:
u mean she started growing beards like Peter Edochie??

Peter Edochie looks better than you on his worst day.


Hee hee that.