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Dsense,

Why you gotta tell people we were having an affair last night?  You know you owe me a pair of thong and some tassels.  

You know you don't suck my dick enough sometimes. ^^^^

Alexiss:
Getting married from my lineage? wow, Why would a Jamaican marry you? everything i want to hold a conversation with you i would have to jump start you brain, your brain dead a walking corpse. lol  

That was harsh.

Oh now you woke Jaybee

MRbrownJAY:
Then you wonder why some men believe women to be highly stoopid?!
Meeting someone and knowing at that particular moment that he is the one, no time to waste on getting to know him, discovering him or see if you guys are even compatible.
As soon as he sees him (let alone meet/talk to him), some damsel out there believe that its possible to know if he will be the one. OH LAWD!

I guess if you see a guy driving the "right" car in front of his mansion . . . . . .

That is sad and true. I laughed when I hear women say they know the man is the right one for them by what he say, do, and look like. I was like huh? I always ask them have you spend time with him, met his family, went on dates with him, and share life stories with each other for extended period of time. That why I advocate people investing time into the relationship before getting serious and if you can't invest time then the relationship is the last thing they need to focus on.

Yes, Sich,

Who are you? Hit me in my box let chat.

I am still waiting on you to kiss my nyansh GEORGE.

Hey sis!

He is not the only one that want to see you guys fight. They prolly closed their shops and halt any illegal activities for the day just to see this thread combust in flame. Sad this is the only source of entertainment that will suffice until something of importance manifests.

(walks in playing Jill Scott's "Hate on me" rocking the Akata Pride Anthem swag)


Heeeey outties! Yes, those are some of the signs of POSSIE MEN and women. But SADLY people will look over that when it hits home.

You want to lick it? ^^^^^^

He brought it out there and I don't mind going there with him.  Any other mofos that got an issue with it can speak now or forever sit on the side and look.  

NOT everybody into ILLEGALS OR REFUGEES.  Otherwise I wouldn't be checking for social security cards and I like having a man that is DOCUMENTED. If he get lost unlike FSTRANGER that if he is in USA they would find the husband FIRST before they would even attempt to search for IT.  

How can you find a missing UNDOCUMENTED MOFO?  You can't.

Atreides:
@Stranger,you in trouble!
P.s-How's my Mini Cooper?
@Missy B,i see you!
U ma setin tu'omwvan?

In order for IT to give you anything he need to have a legal job that does not require killing and scamming.

I believe it.  You being Nigerian YOU WILL DO WHATEVER you have to do to survive even kill your own-----for some mush and matching shoes. 

Do you REALLY wants to go there?

fstranger3:
Do you mean: Is it lights out in Lagos yet?


When you ask a question, the "is" comes before the "it," not the other way round. The way you wrote it, it seems like you are making a statement. But it becomes confusing because you added a question mark at the end.

Take note for next time ok?

BTW, how far with your Fiancée's papers?

No I mean is it lights out in Lagos.  How long do you have before you need to snag a sucker?  Is that why you tried to meet Shy-one?  Because you thought she was an easy sucker?  

She sure fooled your arse.  Couldn't get a homosexual seeing Immigration doesn't support HOMOSEXUAL MARRIAGE.

fstranger3:
She has no job, spends 24 hrs on NL, cant write a flawless sentence even though English is the only language she speaks, what earthly possession{s) do you think she has to her name to bɪˈkwiːð?


She is living off a hardworking Nigerian, IN HER OWN COUNTRY, for PAPERS


PS: Lets 'kobet,' by the time you are done with university, she'd still be where she is right now, posting trash on NL. I have seen that script before, countless times

Still salty about being rejected by an Akata in Indiana?  Sucks huh?  No offense Shy-one and Livedit I must say this because for some strange reason he assumed that EVERYBODY marries or date illegals or refugees.

Shy-one and Livedit would more likely to be used for a green card. I married someone that is DOCUMENTED and has a social security card.

You would marry an Oyinbo before your temp visa runs out so you can stay in USA if you are actually in USA.

Atreides:
@Mrs C,i will forge your signature!
And then all your earthly possessions will be mine,all mine! Muahahahahaah. .

Yes sugar! It will all be yours!

Aminalib,

Are you down for the NL bash in the States?

LMAO@FSTRANGER being more mature than----- 

Well, Shy-one I wish you all the luck in getting this thing off and running.  I surely hope you are not going to invest too much in this get together.

I understand all of that Shy-one.  What I was talking about asking your man to look up venues that would be an ideal location for the party.  I am sure he will not leave your side why would he invite you and leave you?  Exactly.  

The reason I said ask him to ensure so that you know the venues he will suggest will be secured because security is number one.  I am sure he will make sure everything is checked out and good to go.

chaircover:
I know. . . . . .He does sound suprised but truth be told, unless she is mad, something has happened/happening to make her no longer want her husband & the father of her child just like that. It doesnt make sense otherwise.

Well life is full of surprises. Logically its may seem those the woman can't just wake up one day saying oh I want a divorce but things with no explanations have happened throughout life. We may not understand it but for MOST of us it may be wise that we do not know exact if you getting my point. So maybe it was necessary for the man to be shocked that his wife is divorcing him however EVERYTHING happens for a reason. It is all part of this GRAND PLAN if you will.

My granny always said this when I was growing up and I used to think she was off her rocker but I understand exactly what she meant when she said:

"While we are planning life and predicting the future, God is sitting there laughing".

[quote author=George_D link=topic=558455.msg7950223#msg7950223 date=1300644920]i think you may not be in the best position to know that unless your telling us that you are a lady or else a h.o.m.o? [/quote]

[quote author=George_D link=topic=558455.msg7950249#msg7950249 date=1300645150]ah, it stands to reason then! your female friends are just trying to make you happy! [/quote]

You owe me a nyansh kiss

SMH.  Again a neutral venue should be ideal especially when you are inviting the entire Nairaland site. And also there are gate crashers that do pop up even if they do not RSVP or announce they will come. So having it at a house is not ideal. But that you all.

Goldieluks:
Aint you coming?

No ma'am.

Hey Omoloa!  


Shy-one,

Ask your guy in Lagos to look for places that may be a nice venue for you guys to meet up.  It would be much better than looking online.

I have already told you I am not going.

I can predict that this thread will be locked too.

Whoever suggested their house for the location I do not think that wise. It is best to get a neutral location if you guys are actually going to meet in Lagos which MOST of you guys are already there anyways.

Mz. Dark!!!!!!!!

As a gift I will send you a flaming pink pocket punny in the mail Mr. Cock. Guess what, I will get the one that glows in the dark. Desolah suggested it.

Well rest assured that those mofos over there will get tired of the bullying and STRIKE BACK. 

In Somalia, there was this yacht that traveled on the waters near Somalia and the pirates found out there was a yacht floating nearby and hijacked the yacht killing all those white people on the yacht COLD BLOOD.  That cold.

Okay on you.

LMAO@saggy bosoms and loose kitty meant a woman is lonely
Help! My sides!