₦airaland Forum

tom28:
But then your country says that the African continent has the highest infection of aids and that its also high among black americans

Yes, the infections are high among Black Americans thanks to down low men however America is not on the top of the list. 

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=672140.msg8387129#msg8387129 date=1306278924


LMAO!!! What an advert!!! Is the person serious

It like what they say Nigeria to be. a country where foreignors will get kidnapped and get chop off their hands if they cannot pay up the ransom money. but thats not really true

[quote][/quote]It could have been a spoof advertisement and I TRIED very hard not to laugh.

Somaliland:
Slightly funny. But may I add there is no such thing as Somalian, we are Somalis and we are Somali thus we speak Somali. I am not from Somalia anyway I from Somaliland we are completely separate from them and have been for 20 years.

It wasn't my advertisement and it actually said SOMALIAN VACATION CRUISE. Maybe they made a mistake but they gotten the message across nevertheless.

What type of business would a Nigerian man have with a Black American woman?

Take your time. You will need all day.

What are you doing today?

aca77:
I just dont get it. Why should a man work so hard for his money, marry one liability of a wife and then due to some reason they get divorced - only for the liability woman that did not contribute anything whatsoever to the money made by the man to claim portions of his fortune as divorce settlement? Settlement for what? If the woman is so pissed by his cheating or whatever caused the divorce, why not simply leave him without greedily lusting after some of his money. And these women that claim feminists and independent women, but they still want to take a man's money that they did not help in making. I just thank God that such nonsense is not applicable in Nigeria.

I fast that God strike you, Aca77 blind.  Amen.  I see why the women putting up with the bullshit. They have to stay somewhere and eat.

Bite my ENTIRE nyansh.

So you are admitting that you are some what smart in the morning but dumber in the evening?

jay bee:
Small bois turn to what when they can't get the punni? Go figure

Preparations? What preparations basket mouth?
We don't do bride price or list in Yorubaland
I dey oh ma guy,
Are you now Mr Chima?

When I say preparations, I am talking about getting the right cater, decorations, setting up a priest or tribe man to officiate the wedding, invitations, getting the dress and tux made and altered, and securing a venue.   I surely hope you are not buying your wife with no bride price!


It is almost 10 am here why?

jay bee:
Small bois turn to what when they can't get the punni? Go figure

Preparations? What preparations basket mouth?
We don't do bride price or list in Yorubaland
I dey oh ma guy,
Are you now Mr Chima?

I had said a few months ago when a boy can't challenge a woman he then turn into a pig therefore his mentality and reasoning becomes porky. 

Only a man of such high proclivity can understand/relate to a woman of my stature.  I do not blame them though for they have not been exposed to variety.

desholah:
Bro Jaybee,
Morning,Howdy?
I need you doing me this Favour . . . . , . Would you back off my girl?

Heeey suga! Be nice to our guest or you will be on the couch tonight. You do not want that either!

Why do people gravitate toward the opposite of what they prefers or desires?

If you want a woman with long hair why would you go after a bald headed woman?
If you want a man with ALL of his teeth why would you go after a BARE MOUTHED Negro?
If you want a woman with two good eyes why would you go after a woman with a dead eye?
If you want a man with clean body hygiene why would you go after a man that is a bum?

I do not see the problem with women having all guy friends and the same for the men having all gal friends. 

Insecurity and immaturity needs to be dealt with before entering any form of relationship of the opposite or same sex.

You don't mind involved girls?

You silly!

I am sorry Jaybee I was supposed to be uneducated and illiterate. Please do not taunt my NL image.

How is the preparations going? I know you are buying gifts for the in-laws. You broke yet?

No. I am a simple girl with simple taste. I don't require too much just an open mind.

I tend to buy perfume combination that mesh well with my pheromones. The problem with perfume and women is that perfume is only designed for a certain body chemical and the women are ignorant to the basic understanding of body chemistry.

Dior Cherie may smell good without the mixture of one's body chemistry but once mixed it may not be so sweet smelling. Now I have learned to identify with what works well for my pheromones and MUSK and SPICES does not work with my chemistry.

So when women go out and buy all those perfume not knowing that half of those perfume will not work well with their bodies. Some women are blessed where they can wear anything and some are not so blessed.

I like to put perfume on the nape of my neck and the barrow of my thighs.

I am from Pakistan. I am near the Camel Square. I have on a thong and bow tie.

You are still cheating on me. You just stalling to see if I am gon leave Mr. Chima and you will be waiting for me at the Heathrow Airport with a dozen roses, a bottle of Mariah Carey perfume, and some chocolates.

You rest assured when you see the presence of Mrs. Chima and your day is fulfilled. The very loin of your body is ripe for plucking and a man of your stature is trying to exemplify courage knowing it hurts the very fiber of your being and a motion of my delicate breath will set the volcanic explosion of your lusty desires.

(put a towel and fresh boxer on the table)

Oh now you gon kiss my nyansh now? Ask Mrs. Jaybee you cheating on me with.

Every TRUTHFUL angles and I do not need to calm down when I am calm.  You always underestimate me and it is okay.  Seeing you got punnymatized you have lost your marbles.

I am implying I DO NOT SEE ANY DIFFERENCE.

I don't know and do not care. 

If you are referring to my comparing and contrasting post, I was not looking for any value of any kind.  I was basically expressing to Mz. Dark I do not see any difference in the two I have compared and find it funny when I read posts of others pointing fingers when in the nutshell both are the same.

Girl,

That those stalkers that are obsessed with MOI. As I told Rokiatu last week, someone has to be an icon.

There is a lot of rich history amongst both side and I didn't realize how much hatred both AA and Jamos has but JAMOS GOT IT BAD. I don't know if yall took their yams and made it better or came up with better dance moves. As I told you before on another thread, I do not see any difference between Jamoland and Nairaland. I am talking about lifestyle in general. I am not saying that Jamoland and Nairaland are the ONLY ONES but I am comparing and contrasting only JAMO/Nairaland.

I do agree that Jamos have better personalities and socially talented. Jamo food is a grade above naija food. There are several Jamo restaurants and African restaurants in my area. Jamo restaurants has the LARGEST traffic and more jamos are building their own cafes. EVEN AFRICANS are frequenting the JAMO cafes more than akatas and oyinbos. Shocking huh?

In the nutshell, poverty is high in both lands and people are struggling to survive. A huge proportion of them are reaching out to oyinbos in sham marriages to survive and feed their families in both the city and village. That is the reason why I tell the women on this side of the country to SEEK documented men and I am not saying ALL undocumented men are shysters but TOO MANY of them are. Unfortunately.

So when I read threads about how Jamoland is dusty and how they eat one rice meal a day. It is funny no offense because people are saying the same thing about Naija. Only difference is that when people mentioned their boyfriend or husband is Jamo people go oooh ok and which part of Jamoland he is from? Now on the other hand, a woman or man mentioned their boyfriend or girlfriend is from Nigeria the silent is so deafening that you can hear the mice pissing on cotton if you have some. I knew Nigeria had it bad when it comes to reputation but DAMN the things those people were saying in FRONT OF THE NIGERIAN could blow a lid off Japan. No pun intended.

Other than that I do not see much difference in lifestyle and land. It is like comparing apples with oranges. They are both fruits, sweet, edible, round, and multiple colors.

MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066ff]@D-SENSE the lyrics are VERY s3xual   

he's talking about how he wants to impregnate a girl
and how if she gives him a girl, the baby girl will be a queen
and if its a son he will be 'the man'. That negro has like 7 kids
in real life ALL over lol in the US, Jamaica, and UK lmao. Theres alot
of Jamo baby mamas for him lol that must be a headache knowing us 

btw u never answered my question. is that a Nollywood movie you are referring to?
is it on your FB wall or would u have to send it to me?
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Yes, it is a Nollywood movie and it is on his FB wall. Just look for Blackberry Babes on his wall and you shall see it.

In a nutshell, Jamo men are cool. I have a few friends that are Jamo but they moved back to Jamaica after college and settled down. I got a Jamaican friend who used to live the west where I am and moved back east. She loves her some JAMO men girl. That all she talk about and she even mentioned that Jamo men have better grip than most African men. I told her you better not let them hear you say that and she was like Bleep em. She went on about the hip rhythms, food, swag, and they have much better personalities than the latter.

I told her you just saying that cos you Jamo. She was like ask all the woman that dated Jamo guys or are with Jamo guys. I asked a few of them and they all agreed with her.

There is a reggae festival coming up and I am trying to piece a RED, GREEN, YELLOW, AND BLACK outfit together and a dreadlock wig. Hee hee.

Hello Ms. Potato, Mz. Dark, and Dsense punk arse. How you guys doing this morning or afternoon?

I see Ms. Potato found her way to the thread and did not bring ANY sweet and sour beef!

That is interesting that boys assumed women will settle down at a young age especially if they are trying to gather opportunities that will afford them for the rest of their lives. I am talking about women who is not gold digging and working to provide something into the relationship or marriage as well.

Age plays a big part in what people choose in life but it is not the deciding factor either.

True.

desholah:
How is that possible?

Dunno.

If they did banned me for my English Grammar (looking down at the midget from London) and YOU are still typing like an illiterate village boy.  

Bullshit!  I know damn well moderators playing FAVORITISM amongst SOME chatters or racists.  

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=628489.msg7973598#msg7973598 date=1300919737]Correction!  Mrs Chiama. You waz bannned becoz of your English Grammmmar! [/quote]

Ogug,

I agreed with your post and was banned.  SMH.