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RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies? by MrsChima1(f): 9:53pm On Jan 19, 2011
When you finish crying, FAR TOO MANY OF YOUR NIGERIAN BROTHERS AREN'T THAT ENDOWED. Just accept the fact and reduce the tantrum. Here wipe your nose. You have something right there.
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies? by MrsChima1(f): 9:46pm On Jan 19, 2011
The kondo isn't the reason why THEY are with African men. The African men are the one THAT ARE AFTER THEM.

By the description they all have described their mate's prowess. I would say it definitely not the hind leg.
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies? by MrsChima1(f): 9:44pm On Jan 19, 2011
debosky:
^^ But you'll admit there are more foreigners with naija men than vice versa no?
Yes, there are more white women with AFRICAN MEN period not just Nigerian men. Sorry hun.
RomanceRe: dd by MrsChima1(f): 9:41pm On Jan 19, 2011
To all the cheating black brothers.

RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies? by MrsChima1(f): 9:35pm On Jan 19, 2011
Is that why the Nigerian sisters running to white men? No offense.
RomanceRe: Role Reversal In Relationship: Men >women And Women<men by MrsChima1(op): 9:34pm On Jan 19, 2011
I know damn well you ain''t compared RIGGING with childbirth, child rearing, and child nurturing. I know damn well you didn't!

That is something that YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO and nobody make you pick a rigging job HOWEVER, childbirth comes naturally if you and the missus fucking with out condoms or the condoms break. BIG DIFFERENCE BRUH.
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies? by MrsChima1(f): 9:28pm On Jan 19, 2011
Yes, Mygoldie. I have a few friends from all races said that their NIGERIAN mate have small kondo. I was like serious? They said it all droopy and look like a swollen clit.
RomanceRe: Condom Leakage ! by MrsChima1(f): 9:25pm On Jan 19, 2011
iyatrustee:
^^^why not? I was just tinking why d condoms in the part of the world aint sexy angry angry angry
I asked my husband that and he just looked at me.  He called me crazy and that married people do not wear condoms.  Whatever.
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies? by MrsChima1(f): 9:01pm On Jan 19, 2011
Why do Nigerian boys have limp/small kondos? undecided
RomanceRe: Nairaland/facebook World by MrsChima1(f): 8:58pm On Jan 19, 2011
Oh my goodness! Mr Bones is alive?!!!!! shocked shocked shocked
RomanceRe: ff by MrsChima1(f): 8:51pm On Jan 19, 2011
(laughing and chuckling)

Did he say that I was being sexual with the men on THIS SITE? Please! The only person that I would consider to EVEN TO BE SEXUAL ON THIS SITE is not even on this site!

Yes, I said you was right when you said BLACK MEN ARE UNFAITHFUL and I disappointed you because I agree with you? Hmm. lipsrsealed

I will keep that last thing on my mind a hush because it will seriously disfigure you.
RomanceRe: ff by MrsChima1(f): 4:14pm On Jan 19, 2011
You a damn lie MOBO. You know you like them ice chicks in the east! Tell the truth!
RomanceRe: Condom Leakage ! by MrsChima1(f): 4:12pm On Jan 19, 2011
iyatrustee:
i came across this different colors of condoms and i want to share with you guys. Seriously, i wont mind my manliness in a pink condom cheesy cheesy cheesy
I think I will use that red one on my husband. Do you think he would go for that? Hmm.
RomanceRe: Role Reversal In Relationship: Men >women And Women<men by MrsChima1(op): 4:07pm On Jan 19, 2011
[size=22pt]GASPS! shocked[/size]

Did you just say COMPLAIN about pregnancies and thangs? Let me go back in to my mental archives and I just sorted it in alphabetical order. There it is! First of all, if I am not mistaken the only thing you men have in term of chronic frequent health discomfort is when you guys suffers from BLUE BALLS. Blue balls can be prevented if you masturbate on a regular if you are not getting any from the chick.

When a woman have her periods, go through pregnancy, child birth, breastfeeding, sleepless nights with the infant child, and then the husband want another child where she have to repeat the cycle over again. DO YOU THINK a woman should complain when she is in discomfort? You men jump in the sport car and throw kisses in the air like it will arrive to our cheeks and zoomed off into the sunrise.

Granted, you men work outside of the home and sit on the little desk if you are a white collar worker typing on the computer all day while the woman at home running behind kids and PREGNANT. You guys complains about we work too hard to provide for the family and we are stressed out. HELL, if you get stressed out typing all day HOW THE HELL can you not get stressed out running behind kids and got a baby sucking on the nipples at the same time?

You wish!
RomanceRe: Role Reversal In Relationship: Men >women And Women<men by MrsChima1(op): 3:56pm On Jan 19, 2011
[quote author=Area_boy link=topic=588500.msg7563226#msg7563226 date=1295448688]you make pregnancy sound like the holy grail. your mates are doing it and not complaining. who knows, maybe we can do it better than u guys[/quote]No! He didn't! Excuse you? First of all, YOUR BROTHERS CAN'T EVEN STAND THE SIGHT OF blood! How in the hell you men can have the babies better than us?! You guys get squeamish when a woman is breastfeeding her baby and the moment you sense the time of the month you guys get all bitchy. EXCUSE YOU!
RomanceRe: Deal Breakers And Relationships by MrsChima1(op): 3:49pm On Jan 19, 2011
Everyone has SOME TYPE OF RULES in their relationship and I am sure you have a few of them in your relationship. What you may feel it mediocre someone will see it as extreme.

If she brought dudes home from work and you sitting there in your heart shaped boxers. She persists on her dudes to spend the rest of the day with her in your presence and completely disregard the fact that you want to chill in your own home without visitors. You will be okay with that? (curling lip upward)
RomanceRe: dd by MrsChima1(f): 3:45pm On Jan 19, 2011
You are right Mygoldie. The black brothers are some cheating, no good, doggish puppies. The women in the east complains a lot about these type black brothers second to the women in the west.

Such a shame huh sis? These dirty dogs!
RomanceRe: How Many G/f Or B/f Have You Ever Had All Together? by MrsChima1(f): 3:39pm On Jan 19, 2011
Nakele:
AND BY THE WAY, WHY IS EVRYONE NOT PUTTING UP THE NUMBERS? NAWA OO, CM'ON GALS,,,,BRING IT ON, WRITE THE NUMBERS OF your BFs DOWN
1 boyfriend
RomanceRe: Deal Breakers And Relationships by MrsChima1(op): 3:37pm On Jan 19, 2011
Phate07:
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Deal breaker ===>>>Golddigging! angry
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Why am I not surprised. Sighs. Some leopards never change their spots.


Amefi,

May the nail you step on rust your skin! angry
RomanceRe: Deal Breakers And Relationships by MrsChima1(op): 3:23pm On Jan 19, 2011
What are the deal breakers in your RELATIONSHIP?  What actions from your better half would cause you to LEAVE YOUR love thang?

My deal breaker is adultery. I will leave so fast the head on the dolls will spin!
RomanceRe: Deal Breakers And Relationships by MrsChima1(op): 3:17pm On Jan 19, 2011
Hisssssssss! angry
RomanceRe: Your Timeless Old Skool Love Songs by MrsChima1(f): 3:16pm On Jan 19, 2011
All of 2pac love songs.
RomanceDeal Breakers And Relationships by MrsChima1(op): 3:14pm On Jan 19, 2011
What are the DEAL BREAKERS in your relationship?

Deal breakers fall in THREE CATEGORIES:

ATOMIC
MEDIUM
MILD

Atomic Examples

Stealing money out the wallet
Changing password to the bank accounts, credit cards, and personal phones
Sleeping with the enemy (best friend, brother, sister, mother, or father)

Medium Examples
Smoking/Drinking (if you do not smoke nor drink)
Spending excessive time with the opposite sex friends
Change appearances from what you are used to and love

Mild Examples
Always out with the girls or the boys
stay out all night and come home in the morning
put family first before you

My deal breaker IN my relationship is ADULTERY and that atomic!
RomanceRe: How Many G/f Or B/f Have You Ever Had All Together? by MrsChima1(f): 3:04pm On Jan 19, 2011
Excuse me, did you call me a derailer? I beseech you to apologize! angry angry

Michael Jackson was my boyfriend and that was on topic!!!!

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