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I beat you! I am 45 months gone!

2buff:
Who said 146lb was fat?
It's actually a nice "thick" weight for a woman.

Think buffy the body and what not.

Tell that to Reality. He said women over 145 lbs are fat.

LMAO@I'd discombobulate until eternity.

LMAO@Lefool is still hurting.

You don't like being called an ape huh?

LMAO@146 being fat.

Igbo men go crazy for pretty women.

Simmer down Killz simmer down. Give her time.

2buff:
fixed. 


Aight jokes aside, Mrs Chima you know we cool right? You're gorgeous 

You were right the first time.  Do not ruin my image for me.  

I like being viewed as an ugly old grandmother with 200 children, 599 lbs, with two warts on both sides of the arse cheek, and chasing boy toys.  

I think I got most of the comments said about me on Nairaland.  Oh!  I bleep 20 Nigerian men a day and send them money via Western Union for their time.  

REALITY101:
Let me believe Mrs. Chima s pretty cuz Igbo men don't go for crap looking women #fact

Shh.     You are exposing me! 

Thank God Mr. Chima don't look like . Praise the Lawd!

Crown Prince:
^^^
You are the female ring leader assisted by rokiatu. Her own is to charm innocent guys. It high time,i burst this ring.

Lawd! I get blamed for EVERYTHING!

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=879115.msg10266767#msg10266767 date=1330106275][color=#000030][size=48pt]AMEN!!! [/size][/color][/quote]

2buff:
Aww booboo. Don't worry I sincerely doubt they will have any interest in you either  
Keep your pics for the good of all. . . . and the grade

That's good to know.  Ugly men are desperate these days. 

Keep yours offline too.

Ammyng:
We all have just one or two people in our lives to please other should head to the left.

Exactly.  My two people to please ARE OFFLINE.  

2buff:
^^ Think very carefully before you post your pic. You don't want to degrade the NL female hotness grade down any further from C+. 

I don't need to post my picture on Nairaland for I am not interested in ugly arse men.   

Ugly arse men have destroyed the beauty factor on Nairaland and BLAMES women because they are ugly. WTF.

I am always mentioned in somebody's thread. Sighs.

The hotness of women weren't the issue on Nairaland, it was the ugly arse men on Nairaland.

2buff:
^^ She is you 

She is very pretty.  Can't say that for everybody though.

lefulefu:
Mrs chima well don oooooo
i salute u ooooo

Nice picture. She is pretty.

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=879044.msg10266581#msg10266581 date=1330104367] [color=#000030]Back to sender! [/color][/quote]You know that was funny!! "He sounded so frustrated".

Of course, you won't admit it cos you have to protect your brother. Whoopie dee doo.

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=879044.msg10266501#msg10266501 date=1330103747][color=#000030]You cant wait for what? Duh! I'll never introduce her to Nairaland. Make you for no spoil am patapata. . . [/color][/quote]Just for that, may she finds her way to Nairaland and reaches out to me.  Amen.   

LMAO@men leading in votes.

rokiatu:
6. If by any chance the girl you like, likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now, when you are committed to some one else

100% true.

Source: personal experience.

That's true to a certain extent because we women subconsciously play hard to get and when it is too late, we then try to fight for the man.

La Parisienne:
@Killz
Ok then. But it doesn't work on everybody. If a man goes psycological on me by ignoring me, in an attempt to make me want him more, I will delete him from my memory with the speed of light. No time for mind games. Duh


@Chima
Gotcha. Lol

You should hear my husband saying, "Are you listening to me woman? I know you hear me".

It took all I had to keep from laughing because he sounded so frustrated.  

Oh lawd here come the men running to lecture me.  Let me get ready.  

Men.

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=879044.msg10266224#msg10266224 date=1330101546]Hehe! I'm NOT married! [color=#000030]Hehe! I'm NOT married! [/color][/quote]Just you wait lil brother! Your time is coming! I can't wait!