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lefulefu:
haba is it by force i should marry u?
make una see dis akata oooo trying to force me to marry her

Asking you to marry me is like having sex with an AIDS infected ape. I have high quality and standard taste in men. I don't do bottom of the gutter niggers.

Good luck on your search.

Don't forget petro expenses.  You will need at least N20,000 to maintain petro flow. 

For food, you can survive off of indo-noodles and homemade bread.  I tried the indo-noodles and it was disgusting.  The seasoning sucks big time.

When she is big.

I thought Nairaland Organization help anyone in need. My apologies.

REALITY101:
Mrs. Chima how bout you taking sense of humor classes because that ain't funny

How about you take decipher a joke class because that wasn't a joke.   

Being funny isn't a challenge for me, but I wish can say the same for you.    (that wasn't a joke either)

What if Nairaland Organization pay for the wedding and first year accommodations?

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=877931.msg10256780#msg10256780 date=1329997727][color=#000030]Pendo, how about you do some calculations from over there! 1 us dollar = 165 Naira. (convert to your currency)
If the lady is employed as well, by all means, let them get married. (he did not mention if she was) I'm assuming she is jobless at the moment. Now, let's say they get married(not talking of a wedding, that's another expense to consider) at the court, and on an allowance of 40k monthly. That's about 1,350 Naira apportioned to a day.

They'll feed, He'll transport himself to work and back, they buy basic amenities, pay bills, accommodation bills, phone bills, and he is expected to have savings for the rainy day? I mean, c'mon!

1,350 a day for 2 humans? Damn![/color][/quote]If they get married, they are more likely to have children unless the wife has effective birth control.

1, 350 for three people is poverty.

Honeycity:
accomodation in lagos is not cheap unless you are talking about places like Makoko and d rest

The hotel in Victoria was HIGH AS HELL.    we even stayed with some friends near Babcock University as well. They even told me I couldn't eat meat. I almost fainted.

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=877931.msg10256656#msg10256656 date=1329996836][color=#000030]LMAO @ yellow holy water. What tha hell is that?[/color][/quote]Beats me. He said it has divine powers.

tellwisdom:
mshew chima, aint it time for bed? im on boxers now. come over

It is time for you to suck my whole nut and choke on it.

(singing, Don't want a scrub riding in his best friend ride)

Oh in Nigeria.

Count me out.

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=877931.msg10256560#msg10256560 date=1329996111][color=#000030]Actually, Lagos is the cheapest place to live in. But even at that, building a family on a foundation of 40k is like committing suicide. Times are getting harder. Now, if her salary is also 40k and she is willing to combine(she should be) then 80k will take them places. On 40k alone? Count me the hell out! [/color][/quote]Lagos housing may be cheap, but their hotels aren't!!!!

One guy tried to sell us some yellow holy water.

Well, there aren't any "benchmark" age in marriage.

I am 88 years old and married. So there.

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=877967.msg10256478#msg10256478 date=1329995507][color=#000030]If you think there is an acceptable age, keep dreaming! Where were you when a 23 year old married his grandmother's mate? As long as you are over 18 you are of age, your mental maturity you come into play. But then, it's left to you to be mentally mature, and it's left to whoever it is that you are proposing marriage/accepting his proposal to deem you mature enough to get married! Age is a number, and the acceptable age is subjective o jare. . . Marriage is Marriage! [/color][/quote]Correction: 22 years old.

OP

Can I call collect?

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=877931.msg10256294#msg10256294 date=1329994212][color=#000030]Anybody that says yes is lying to you. . . [/color][/quote]Yes.

MBJ and Killz kill me o!

OP

Take her back, it is obvious she wants you and you love her.

REALITY101:
No thanks. . That thing stinks like overnight punny. .

You might want to tell your girl to get check and tested.

Why are you asking us? You should know if you can support a family or not. Many of us will not help you financially so it is not up to us.

Good luck.

OP

Go to Nigerian Idol auditions or karaoke clubs.

Princek12:
so you agree that women complain a lot.

I agree ugly men complain like females.

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=875565.msg10254629#msg10254629 date=1329979151]j But please, Mrs Chima is a NO go area! [/quote]Then why do you keep sniffing my nuts?

Is Germany tolerable of homosexuality?

toyemz:
@Demdem



Na wa oh
i didnt know that one could get married on one day in naija and travel abroad the next day
i thot there were protocols that had to be followed

I was thinking the same thing too. Unless he has a tourist visa, that is no way he got a German paper that fast. Those white folks in Germany gon take one look at her and him and shout "This is some bullshit".

SAFO:
^^^The look on O boy's face is priceless

I bet he's humming the tune to Chris Brown's song "Look at me now"

Look at me now, look at me now
Oh, I'm getting paper
Look at me now, look at me now
Yeah, fresher than a muthafucka

You ain't right.     As strangely it may looks, he could actually love Madea. 

dabrake:
wtf!!!! and to think those elderly nigerians took that shot with the 'couple', . . .

The elders were happy.

Ammyng:
When men check out other girls, it's not their fault, it's ours for being 'insecure'. When they have inappropriate relationships with other girls, it's not their own fault it's ours again for being 'insecure'. I never hear people saying to men that they should stop being so insecure, instead it's usually still the woman's fault for being a 'sl ag' or some other derogatory term. Why do we continue to let society lay the blame for these things on us? Why do we just accept that we must be 'insecure' and try and fix ourselves when it's the guys who have the problem?

You said the key words, Why do we allow society to label us?  Why do you?  It is a question we as women need to answer for ourselves.  Society doesn't define you, you do.  This is what I have noticed on Nairaland/Offline that most people who are insecure doesn't like confident and secure people.  It reminds them of what they yearns to be and it hurts them to their core that they can't be secure with themselves. 

People praises you more when you are down and out, but people throw dirt and spit when you hold your head up high and go against the grain.  You have to be strong and know your worth. 

Intelligent people and those of substances wouldn't even allow a mob to dictate their lives.  Don't let a mob tell you how YOU SHOULD be a woman/human.

Some men will blame a woman for his lack of control. Some women will accept the blame just to remain "in a relationship" status.

How bleeped up the people in this world.

Why do men with small kini always blame women's weight for their lack of penile length?

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=877563.msg10253611#msg10253611 date=1329952038]**where Mrs Chima aT? ***[/quote]Building your casket.