₦airaland Forum

Liliyann:
Biko when do they always show all this interesting bits coz they no dey do anything anytime I decide to sit down and watch.
Help a sister coz I just wanna see a little action

Forget the show. Let us make it real. You and I.

Thegeneralqueen:
Upload your pics let's see if you're equal to the task

Can I send you a PM?

Thegeneralqueen:
You can't like someone you've not seen

Anything is possible. I love you, in fact.

Thegeneralqueen:
MrScribe

I like you.

They should do something about Opabunmi.

Thegeneralqueen.

bignoisemaker:
3) she has got the curves: they say man's not hot but some girls definitely are hot. She's got the curves, the appeal and the romantic pose. If i was to make a sex doll, it would look like her. when i find it hard to 'semenise,' i conjure her picture for 'free flow'

She is overrated.

Thegeneralqueen:
Who's this one mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Biacan, your excesses are becoming unbearable.

Smh

Safiaa:
In what way did I insult him first? Please explain. By telling him that i don't believe he's as smart as he perceives himself to be ? Can you please explain how that is an insult? I'll wait.....

Think before you type please.

So, what is that? Praise? Admiration? Bluntness? What?

Lawlahdey:
Seriously?? Did you see the part where he insulted safiaa first?

I'm not surprised he didn't insult your poorly constructed opinion just because it aligns with his.

Put on those fucking glasses and check again. Safia insulted him first.

jonnytad:
Ar u a witness?

No, I am a humanist.

The experience of Enyeama cannot be overemphasized. But Rohr should not depend too much on Enyeama returning to the Super Eagles.

danduj:
The klichisko brothers really torture this guy

They took turns beating him up. Wladimir beat him twice but it was Vitali that really punished him. Men, Vitali really brutalized him.

slinkman:
what happens in Rwanda stays in Rwanda, what happens in Nigeria stays in Nigeria. Two has no business

So wildlife conservation should not be a Nigerian thing? Even very small African countries are into vigorous wildlife conservation while you all ignorantly deplete yours. Poaching is a very serious crime in sane countries but in Nigeria, it is nothing. In Indonesia, for instance, you can get 5 - 20 years for poaching. In Kenya, you can get life behind bars for killing an elephant without a license. In 2014 in South Africa, a man got 77 years for killing a rhino. Don't they have hungry people in this country too?

The bitter thing is this Nigerian thing of having laws that are not enforced. There is a game law in Nigeria and yet people continue to kill these animals without authorization. No wonder NatGeo Wild don't come near this place.

RoyalBlak007:
According to animator Art Babbitt, "Animation follows the laws of physics—unless it is funnier otherwise." The idea that cartoons behave differently compared to the real world (but not randomly) is almost as old as animation itself. For example, Walt Disney already talked about "the plausible impossible" in 1956.




http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-cartoon-logic-fails/?cexp_id=5494&cexp_var=15&_f=featured




#1

Some of these were originally storybooks that were made into cartoons.

AnonymousIP:
The journey that started some years back just came to a beautiful end!! Today i stopped carrying the tag " Undergraduate" around!!

First of all, i thank God for his mercy and love towards me for "without God we can do nothing". I thank my ever supportive parents, my lovely brothers and my sweet sister.

I thank my beautiful readers and the lovely people of Nigeria ... MAY God continue to bless you all.

And today, I remember my Late Cousin and Roommate, Nkiruka Anthonia Ikeanyionwu (The only surviving child of my mother's late sister) who was killed during Biafra protest on the 2nd day of December, 2015, while on her way to Onitsha to get her school fees receipt, I pray that God through his infinite mercy welcomes you into his eternal glory.

And to the the entire "blogosphere" may God continue to strengthen us all!! The reward for hard work is more work!! May we never get tired of using the internet!!! ... Lol.

Thank you Nairaland , Ever grateful.

CC - Lalasticlala

You are beautiful, no doubt about that.

But why are your smile and poses sort of imbecilic?

Riwo11:
Don't be too logical about this topic. I know some people would be wondering what I meant. Some might assume I made a mistake. The truth is that I know what I am saying.
There are some strategic ways to BEAT your spouse.
Sit back and relax as we deliberate on this short topic.
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RECOMMENDED WAYS TO BEAT YOUR WIFE/SPOUSE
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The truth of the matter is that most times, women can be annoying and it take the grace of God for a man not to react.
There is difference between REACTION & RESPONSE.
A lot of men react to their spouse/wife behaviour instead of them to respond.
Here is how a man responded to his wife by BEATING her strategically.
Check this out!
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I am a king & married to a queen. Such don't happen in a palace like ours. This is the way I 'beat' my wife and I recommended it for Mr. Friday who happen to be my senior friend & I am recommending it for all men.
The reason why my Queen can't leave me is because she is enjoying the beating.
If you see yourself as a King and your spouse as a Queen, you will find it hard to react to situation, rather you respond to it. Most times response are done with discretion.
Your response to varying attitude and behaviour disbursed by your spouse is a function of the level of your maturity physically and emotionally.
The word B.E.A.T is an acronym.
This is the recommended way we should beat her. I beat her by:
B- BEAUTIFYING HER.
E- ENCOURAGING HER.
A- ASSISTING HER.
T- TREATING HER AS A QUEEN.
No woman can die in your hands no matter how many times you beat her in a day as long as you do it the way I do it to my Queen. I know this is the way women will love their husbands to beat them.
There can't be divorce or separation if we 'beat' our wives like this.
When you use belt, wire, blow, knife, slap, or any domestic violence means on your wife, you are worthy to be awarded a duplex at Neuro Psychiatric Hospital or you can go there yourself and tell them to detain you there until you are okay.
For all excellent husbands, follow that syllabus I have given you on how I beat my own Queen daily & go and do likewise.
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So, if she pulls a knife on you, you will beautify her with your blood, encourage her to stab you, assist her to stab you and come out of the land of the dead to treat her like a queen.

All these sissies self.

francesawesome:
l don't worship pastor but my living God. People like you go about judging pastor forgetting that judgement belongs to God.

You know what, bro, I don't judge them, I criticize them. How do you expect me to swallow that nonsense about a house in heaven? Why would they need houses in heaven? It's just a question, not passing judgement.

francesawesome:
The things of God doesn't make sense to the natural man

How did you know that they are things of God?

stilldoingokay:
imaginary how pls

An imagined place where it is believed that a lot of mysterious disappearances had happened. Agencies concerned with the ocean, especially the chief body in the US has no file on it and it is not on any map.

vizkiz:
We now have animal rights activist on nairaland. You have to understand this shìt you typed sounds silly.

America whey dem dey do all those shìt get food to give out to the less privilege. It's more like a jungle here in the streets of Nigeria.

If you are not careful sef, boys go chop you.

It is not about US. Even in Rwanda, it is illegal to kill these animals without a hunter's license. It's not about hunger.

francesawesome:
King David in the Bible also had guards so what is wrong with him having arm guards.

David was a king and also, he was a warrior.

blezdBen:
That's not true and you know it!!

I know he was created by man that is why everyone thinks of him as a man. That is why they think he needs messengers and an army (angels), that is why they think he must have his own kingdom (heaven).

That is why he has the nature of man: anger, regrets, jealousy.

That was why he created light before sun (because the men that created him did not know that the light of the day comes from the sun).

That is why the army in heaven uses swords and horses (because the men who created God never thought that the world would later create advanced technology).

And so many other instances.

francesawesome:
people worship God not him. It is nobodies fault that God bless him with Riches like King Solomon

Continue to deceive yourselves. Even a blind man knows that you all worship your pastors.

francesawesome:
God knows why he made it that way. When you see your maker you ask him all the questions bothering your mind

It doesn't make any sense. The god of the Bible was created by man.

enemyofprogress:
What about Bermuda triangle?

Bermuda Triangle is largely regarded as imaginary.