I bid 1 peswas for Jaybee

Am i that worthless Q

ben 10 sold
Yorisb still up 4 grabs now 50%
sales now on
buy one get martyns or cam4all free
mr cork has excaped 4rm mrseve
cork is now up 4 grabs bt jst errands only
ladies hurry
sales!!!

Y.me ben 10 is sold
any1 else biddin more or less on y.me's offer?
Goin
goin
goin
goin

20K is all i'm worth

oh ma God

maybe i'm on sale

r231:

20K is all i'm worth

oh ma God

maybe i'm on sale

@ auctioneer, how come r231 is overpriced? 20k as in twenty thousand or twenty kobo? . he must have bribed to arrange some insider dealings on his quoted abuna

iyatrustee:

@ auctioneer, how come r231 is overpriced? 20k as in twenty thousand or twenty kobo? . he must have bribed to arrange some insider dealings on his quoted abuna

i can't believe this a whole me overpriced

actually its £20,000 but thats still too small

they need to add another 000000 to it

Dyt, if no one bids for me, you are stuck with me o

Where are the pinshures nah

y me:

davidylan>>>>>>20.000

ben 10>>>>>>>2 million

vic2k3>>>>>

element g>>>>>

kenny g>>>>>>1.5 million

tayo_ast>>>>>

el guarpo>>>>>>>

madukaele>>>>>>>

mystikal>>>>>>

yorisb>>>>>>>

martyns>>>>>>

cam4all>>>>>>>

reality101>>>>>>

r231>>>>>>>>20.000

slap1>>>>>>>>>2.5 million

these guys are definately overpriced excep we are using Ghana cedes.
**changes tone of voice**
will Slap 1 and Davidylan step out let me assess your assessibles.
Hmmmmm!
Good! I like what I see, now, they are both sold to me @N2.10K each. :one becomes the courtjester and the other My Shrine doctor.
Auctioneer,parcel them and send them to me immediately! Nobody contests my decision!

Odunnu:

these guys are definately overpriced excep we are using Ghana cedes.
**changes tone of voice**
will Slap 1 and Davidylan step out let me assess your assessibles.
Hmmmmm!
Good! I like what I see, now, they are both sold to me @N2.10K each. :one becomes the courtjester and the other My Shrine doctor.
Auctioneer,parcel them and send them to me immediately! Nobody contests my decision!

GBAM
Slap 1 and Davidylan GONE

ok. apart from me, did anyone in ever here go to Univercity?  

At least I'm costly, and Odunnu is tight. If ever I was 'zoned' to Tpiah, Mrs and Ms eve and potato . . . . I'll just drink rat poison. I can manage Odunnu (kinda).

slap1:

At least I'm costly, and Odunnu is tight. If ever I was 'zoned' to Tpiah, Mrs and Ms eve and potato . . . . I'll just drink rat poison. I can manage Odunnu (kinda).

I hope you understand your job description?

Odunnu:

I hope you understand your job description?

hahahhahahahaha

"job description"

that was priceless

hahahahahah

Cork-Mr:

dyammm, nuff womens in Nairaland want to nyansh only Mobo, what about me?

Maybe they lesbians!

Because we are only interested in Mobo, that makes us lesbian?

WHO ARE YOU??

Cork-Mr:

ok. apart from me, did anyone in ever here go to Univercity?  

You didn't go to a University - you can't even spell the word right.

Shy-One:

You didn't go to a University - you can't even spell the word right.

no ofeinse

u dont have moiney so dont talk to mr cock anyhow

Odunnu:

I hope you understand your job description?

Wareva! There is always room for promotion. One day I will 'service' madam. Besides, once you see me, your knees will go weak. Truss me!

slap1:

Wareva! There is always room for promotion. One day I will 'service' madam. Besides, once you see me, your knees will go weak. Truss me!

no ofeinse

ure going bananas

isnt she the same person u sold to me on the other thread?

Shy-One:

hahahhahahahaha

"job description"

that was priceless

hahahahahah

Shalap dia!

tkb417:

no ofeinse

ure going bananas

isnt she the same person u sold to me on the other thread?

Oh yes! This ain't d oda thread and I didn't sell her, she bought me!

mkt sef dull 2day
oya ladies dis is a new one
buy one on 50% discount n get 2 free
i need new stocks abeg
hurry now
offer closes by 7pm


mystikal turn around n let me c if i can tk u home
*wo! Dont look bad thou,winks*
decidin


n meanwele babes hurry now
buy one on 50% discount n take 2 home free

I am so sorry guys, i have been away and have not been able to tend to this thread!

The next person going on sale


TKB417

yes ladies, you heard me right, he's the next hottest thing after baked beans!

Profile:

An established Financial consultant in the hubs of lagos, graduate top of his class and is well respected by his peers.  He is well known within the Nairaland community for his no nonsense attitude, he's got what it takes to make the world stop a bit!

Downsides

If you are looking for a caring boyfriend who'd buy you flowers and take you shopping, oh well, you had better not join this bid, we sold the man you are looking for a little while ago.
TKB417 will leave his girlfriend in the rain to watch a man u match, he is everything but a romantic, a typical 60s style that is unmatched by none, he drinks and smokes too, and yes, the last bit, he could date you and flirt with your sister.


Upsides

Looking for an energized man with a positive attitude?. .we got him!. . and yeah, he's the one on sale, he's got a rare intellect and charm.  His relentless work attitude typifies him as an individual who has long taken a successful view of life and would do anything to achieve success.
and just in case you are wondering. . he's handsome too.

ladies and gentlemen, i give you TKB417!!!


bidding starts at 50 naira, kindly refrain from derailing this thread, just place your bid and move on. . .that way, we'd have much more fun.


Bidding ends on Thursday Nov 4 2010

where are the bidders?

Okay,

After seeing that last picture of a male nairalander I now raised my bid to five cedis for Jaybee! Take it or leave it!

^^^ Just five cedis?
Why Q
Surely i'm worth more. Please up it to 50 cedis

Okay! Okay! Okay!
(slammed down a wrinkled dollar bill on table)

Happy?

you evil.

Thnk u Thnk u Thnk u
ur surely da best

TKB 417 is being under priced by the market. .

Jomo-gbomo:

I am so sorry guys, i have been away and have not been able to tend to this thread!

The next person going on sale


TKB417

yes ladies, you heard me right, he's the next hottest thing after baked beans!

Profile:

An established Financial consultant in the hubs of lagos, graduate top of his class and is well respected by his peers.  He is well known within the Nairaland community for his no nonsense attitude, he's got what it takes to make the world stop a bit!

Downsides

If you are looking for a caring boyfriend who'd buy you flowers and take you shopping, oh well, you had better not join this bid, we sold the man you are looking for a little while ago.
TKB417 will leave his girlfriend in the rain to watch a man u match, he is everything but a romantic, a typical 60s style that is unmatched by none, he drinks and smokes too, and yes, the last bit, he could date you and flirt with your sister.


Upsides

Looking for an energized man with a positive attitude?. .we got him!. . and yeah, he's the one on sale, he's got a rare intellect and charm.  His relentless work attitude typifies him as an individual who has long taken a successful view of life and would do anything to achieve success.
and just in case you are wondering. . he's handsome too.

ladies and gentlemen, i give you TKB417!!!


bidding starts at 50 naira, kindly refrain from derailing this thread, just place your bid and move on. . .that way, we'd have much more fun.


Bidding ends on Thursday Nov 4 2010

Now ths is getting outta hand!
I said it b4,I am saying it again. Tkb417 isnt on the shelf for sale. He is priceless.
In his place you can 'stack' up Debosky and Jaybee. Its a fair deal.