₦airaland Forum

I am too straightforward so it is easy for me to tell people anything. I am working on it to be less straightforward. It will be a daunting task for me but I can attempt at it.

My husband and family say I am too honest sometimes I cut to the bone not intentionally but I don't think I need to lie.

roymary:
Its no crime to tell you some of us are no weakling. No one is trying to impress anybody here; we are all thousands of miles from one another.

Nigerian guys has made statements here and there. Maybe you met the feeble types.

According to the birdies, Too many Nigerian men have small kondos and can't Bleep to save their lives. These are birdies of Nigerian women taking their husbands to court and cheating on their husbands with other race of men. That gotta hurt.

[quote author=omo_to_dun link=topic=579956.msg7471283#msg7471283 date=1294283913]Eve's quote:
As much as I completely detest this Mrs. Eve, the above statement completely describes me; well, except that I did not start out from Lagos, I went from Osogbo--->Lagos--->Amsterdam--->LA.

Anyway, DarkSkin, what's up? I miss you. You and this witch(Eve) have kicked me in the nuts in the past. So, what can offbeat NLers like me expect from you this year? Mrs. Eve, although it is late, I'd like to wish you a happy, prosperous, and more [i]kondo[/i]ful new year.
[/quote]Well, you are still alive that a start. Bummer.

johnterry1:
D bigrod,u dont need to waste your time on dat naughty mrs eve.she is one of those ugly babes who live their lives on d internet.u are damn too handsome 4 her type.

Somebody call Sir Eric John and Ricky Martin! We got some fresh buttfuckers. They need to be train on how to properly homofy.

190:
[color=deeppink]Bigrod is a match for eve,

I love both your beef's keep it c[i]um[/i]min[/color]

Doing what you do best huh nutrider? Keep cheering him on he will need all the support he can fathom. You haven't met the all of Eve. But, yall ain't ready for this. Carry on nutriders.

Help! Mommie talking about killing me! (screaming and running)

I am not sex attracted to MY EX. Maybe you still love your ex

(writing down the names of all the broke men)

madlady:
She's another GREAT NLander, 1 in a million.

Mommie!!!!

Women are evil because a chick didn't want your desolate arse? Interesting.

I can only speak from my experience so far so good.

d bigrod:
Madam eve,u ought to be making love to your husband and not to your computer.or is he not capable of phucking a woman?could dat be d reason u want to flirt with mrbrownjay? Lol

It was established already with Mr brownjay and I that we will leave well alone. However, you nutrider keep riding his nuts. I will give you two privacy. Bon Appetite!

You will be surprise how many Nigerians and Americans understand each other. Black Americans with Africans will have a better uhmm what the word I wanna use "mingle" than other races however each cases are different.

Every African men that are my friends and colleagues they all say I am an African woman who have been Americanized and need my arse whoop good by an African man. Whatever.

Mr brownjay,

I called you a PUNK BEFORE you told me you don't flirt with married women so what are you talking about me trashing talking you?  Anyway, I only said ain't nuffing wrong with flirting after you told me you wouldn't be my bodyguard that was it. 

I did not go crying and writing suicidal notes.  I thought you would have taken hint of my sarcasm but I guess not. 

I asked because you was starting to smell yourself. I just wanted to be clear.

d bigrod:
Madam eve,u said dat I am obsessed with your husband.lol.I really need to ask u dis.how come u are always on nl?u actually spend more time on nl than with your husband.are u married to nairaland or to your husband?it puzzles me dat a married woman wouLd be on nl at midnight
typing thrash.aren't u supposed to be in his arms by this time.just curious.

Sighs. I am not in the Mugu Village and where I am it is 3 pm. Any more question buttfucker?

I wanna sex you up by Color me badd

Mr brownjay,

Do you think I am upset that you wouldn't be my bodyguard? I am just making sure.

My neck, my back, my ki, by Khia

There are millions of white men that will accept a black woman and actually left their wives for a black woman.  But of course the media want to focus on BLACK MEN AND WHITE CHICKS.

I thought East African women and other tribes women get circumcised. They are circumcising women in Nigeria?

I am beginning to see why black women go for white men.

190:
[color=deeppink]LOL @ VisaLottery,
does that still exsist, ??

Eve you should be happy a Nigerian man came to rescued you
I bet you would have been lonely and more vicious than you are now, [/color]

(laughing and in tears) I don't know why that was funny but it was!  You must really think I am fugly and can't get a man huh 190?  Oh well if that your opinion.  

"You better be lucky a Nigerian man came to rescued you"  I guess a man that eat fufu and wrestle with tigers is what a black woman need huh?  

190:
[color=deeppink]EVE YOUR QUESTION SHOULD BE WHY ARE NIGERIAN MEN NOT GETTING MARRIED TO NIGERIAN WOMEN BASED IN THE UK
THEY SEEM ALL SCARED OF EACH THEMSELVES,


Think!!

Personally men have no issues going back home and getting a woman but what he's basically saying is
the women here are SINGLE, whats the logic behind that (the curse)
remember you aint here, so keep your tabs to your newyork restricted area, [/color]

Just because your arse won the VISA LOTTERY pull does not mean you TRAVELED ANYWHERE.  You took your first trip out of LAGOS now you big shot.  SADDOWN.  If they are going home to marry them and bring them back aboard the sisters are not SINGLE.

My husband is NIGERIAN-AMERICAN.  

Nigerian men are no different and just because I married a Nigerian-American doesn't mean I will kiss your or anybody's else arse.

Oh my goodness!  Why do Nigerian men think that they are the ONLY ONES that can get a chick pregnant, have good sex, and are business minded?  

This is disgusting.