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Re: Advice To The opposite gender by dayokanu(m): 8:07pm On Jan 05, 2011
MrBrownJay,

If this post had been like 2 weeks ago, I would hae voted you as the romance section poster of the year.
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by Nobody: 8:27pm On Jan 05, 2011
^^get off of his nuhtz

you see, this is why some of you women have lost the plot. i turn a gal's offer to escort her to the club and now i am a labelled a "pusssy". bwaaaah!
any man that wants to go and rumble in the club is fine with me but i aint that type of man and will gladly walk away from any fights rather than lower myself and throw fist like a gorilla. what is THAT gonna achieve!
i got class, if you aint got any and are the uneducated low class trash that pull hair and wigs in clubs, then thats all on you. the woman i hang with DONT fight in clubs, hell they dont fight anywhere. they walk away with pride from drunken brainless idiots that litter this earth. so if any of you gals need SECURITY when you go out then y'all know what kind of women y'all are.
as i wrote previously,any women who act right and respect herself and the people around her, doesnt need security/bodyguard or even company to go to clubs.

And you are too busy getting "brownie points" and basking in your "heroism" that you are ignoring the prompts. I never said to fight was an honorable thing, i simply said IF you escort a lady to a public event/club and she is attacked (on the DEFENSIVE) if you do not try to defuse the situation/stand up for her, then heck yeah you are a ^ussy! It's all about "protecting womanhood; defending manhood" buddy.I am a slender/small framed girl (excluding my big arse) and despite my frame, I GET DOWN when it comes to fighting. Females I can handle myself. I don't start problems with people but my being a female has caused some men to step out of line in public (grabbing my arm, grabbing my arse) and I have NEVER carried myself as easy or a chicken head, so you can imagine I am not gonna take it easy/lightly. My guy friends has ALWAYS protected my honor because they know what type of woman I am and they BEING MEN, let the guys know it's not cute or acceptable. It's not about having body guards, it's about men vs. boys.

and whats wrong with that?! or do you expect us to be like YOU want us to be?!
shiiiiiiit when i will be 65 and i willgo from the nightclubs to IKOYI clubs and still use my swagg to pull them little hungry gal with the BB of the day. its all about getting what you want.
one thing that i will NOT be is a phoney to myself pretending to be someone i am not to please you ungrateful lot.
see how one just turn around and started insulting me when i politely turn her down. typical women!!!!

First of all what have you done for myself or Eve to make us "ungrateful". This is cyber space and you two are separated by 5 hours (according to time) and the ATLANTIC OCEAN. How is your "turn down" going to affect her? com'on now! If being a senior citizen and being taken for a ride is your ultimate goal then, you must not have much ambition!

WHERE IS THE LINE TO JOIN THE PLAYA ASSOCIATION?!
anyone who aint a playa cannot make it safely in this dating world. you need some playa skills to be able to recognize and safely deal with them rats abound the streets!
If this is honorable to you, then I cry for you.
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by dayokanu(m): 8:39pm On Jan 05, 2011
MzD@rkSkin:

^^get off of his nuhtz

What are you offering me in place of his nuts?
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by MrsEve2(f): 8:41pm On Jan 05, 2011
Mz Dark,

He riding them nuts hard ain't he sis?
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by Nobody: 8:44pm On Jan 05, 2011
^^LMAO!

@NuhtRyder, I am a female, there is nothing I can offer you! tongue
190 can tho.
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by dayokanu(m): 8:46pm On Jan 05, 2011
If you offer me titties I would jump off his nutz and come ride you
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by Nobody: 9:25pm On Jan 05, 2011
^^Again ask 190, I am sure he can help.
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by 190: 9:32pm On Jan 05, 2011
BABY!! shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by Nobody: 9:35pm On Jan 05, 2011
^^You know why I am hard on you. I am cooling on you right now.
And tell that skeezer who claimed I am an irritant to kiss my Jamaican backside.
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by 190: 9:37pm On Jan 05, 2011
^^She would enjoy doing that.
im waiting for u. grin grin
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by Nobody: 9:41pm On Jan 05, 2011
^^You and her can frigg yourselves.
And I hope you continue to wait until you pass out.
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by 190: 9:44pm On Jan 05, 2011
^^You just reminded me of Tinie tempah---PASS OUT, grin grin grin

Hushh, im waitin, kiss kiss
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by Nobody: 9:49pm On Jan 05, 2011
^^Tempah is fine as hell  grin but what does he have to do with the bad decision you made earlier?
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by Nobody: 10:01pm On Jan 05, 2011
dayokanu:

MrBrownJay,
If this post had been like 2 weeks ago, I would hae voted you as the romance section poster of the year.

let me go ask Jay Bee to have a recount! lol

MzD@rkSkin:

And you are too busy getting "brownie points" and basking in your "heroism" that you are ignoring the prompts. I never said to fight was an honorable thing, i simply said IF you escort a lady to a public event/club and she is attacked (on the DEFENSIVE) if you do not try to defuse the situation/stand up for her, then heck yeah you are a ^ussy! It's all about "protecting womanhood; defending manhood" buddy.I am a slender/small framed girl (excluding my big arse) and despite my frame, I GET DOWN when it comes to fighting. Females I can handle myself. I don't start problems with people but my being a female has caused some men to step out of line in public (grabbing my arm, grabbing my arse) and I have NEVER carried myself as easy or a chicken head, so you can imagine I am not gonna take it easy/lightly. My guy friends has ALWAYS protected my honor because they know what type of woman I am and they BEING MEN, let the guys know it's not cute or acceptable. It's not about having body guards, it's about men vs. boys.

why would you even think of people "attacking you" while leaving for the club?! do you live in a war zone?!
are you not a respectable law abiding person?!
and even if someone "attacked you", what do you think i can do that the police couldnt?!

i guess you have a problem comprehending what i am saying:
IF YOU GET YOURSELF IN TROUBLE DONT LOOK FOR ME TO GET YOU OUT OF IT! (unless we are related by birth or marriage)
iwill ALWAYS walk away from stupidity, and if thats how you make your point out there then fine but dont FORCE me into acting like trash.
my friends know how to handle themselves in public, if you dont then thats all on  you to work on your issues.

here is a clue: I AM SORRY, PLS ACCEPT MY APOLOGIES!!
these simple words will defuse any situation that you may find yourself into,whether with girls, guys or gorillas.
better LEARN it because you may not have gorillas bodyguard present with you all the time.
if you feel that you are TOO big to say these word then fair enough but dont expect me to lower myself to YOUR level talking about defending an honor that you clearly dont have.

and, next time some dumbo grab your asss, call the cops and have him arrested!

First of all what have you done for myself or Eve to make us "ungrateful". This is cyber space and you two are separated by 5 hours (according to time) and the ATLANTIC OCEAN. How is your "turn down" going to affect her? com'on now!

its all about accepting someone's views that CLEARLY, you have no idea what it means. i dont care if Mrs Eve is at the other side of the universe, if she was a LADY, she should have accepted my "turning her down" like one, rather than starting talking trash about the same person that she was "inviting" a few hrs ago.
accept people the way they are rather than insulting them as quick as they aint how YOU want them to be.

if i had said yes to the invite, y'all would have viewed me as great because i would have flirted and "danced" like YOU wanted me to. lol!

If being a senior citizen and being taken for a ride is your ultimate goal then, you must not have much ambition!

who dont like good things?! i like beautiful women, i like pusssy, the fresher the better(as long as they are of legal age). the fact that you believe that men lose their libido with age like Y'all women do will have you fail miserably in life!

as i repeat for the hundredth time, i do not a care in the world of what YOU think of me or how YOU would want me to live my life. YOU do YOU and I will do ME!

If this is honorable to you, then I cry for you.

i know y'all women would rather have men jump and settle with anyone with no "background check"!
but, since we all know that most women aint really who they pretend to be during courtship, only a playa can bring the real person out of her disguise. the mugu will gladly believe all the charade and then discover the REAL her, after marriage when she is tired of acting any longer. . . . . . . .sadly it would be too late!

btw: to be a playa is a state of mind, meaning that you have a license to be a certain way and can use that knowledge whenever you see fit. you can be a playa and never have the need to use your skills, it all depends on where you meet your intended mate.
so a playa at 20 will still have the skills to perform as a playa at 79, although he may not have the need to!
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by Nobody: 10:24pm On Jan 05, 2011
why would you even think of people "attacking you" while leaving for the club?! do you live in a war zone?!
are you not a respectable law abiding person?!
and even if someone "attacked you", what do you think i can do that the police couldnt?!

I said protect my honor, that doesn't always mean fight as you are soo eager to believe. I may curse @ them for grabbing me, but my guys friends step in and let them know its not cool. Like I said again they are MEN.

i guess you have a problem comprehending what i am saying:
IF YOU GET YOURSELF IN TROUBLE DONT LOOK FOR ME TO GET YOU OUT OF IT! (unless we are related by birth or marriage)
iwill ALWAYS walk away from stupidity, and if thats how you make your point out there then fine but dont FORCE me into acting like trash.
my friends know how to handle themselves in public, if you dont then thats all on  you to work on your issues.

Like I said I DONT START TROUBLE, some men are tacky, I dont act like trash sweet heart but I am not a quiet punk b.tch either. If I am violated I speak on it. There are creeps out there, silently walking away is an invite. Myself and my boys are not super beings but we defend ourselves be it verbally or physically but we are not bullying people, so I dont see how you get trash from that.

here is a clue: I AM SORRY, PLS ACCEPT MY APOLOGIES!!
these simple words will defuse any situation that you may find yourself into,whether with girls, guys or gorillas.
better LEARN it because you may not have gorillas bodyguard present with you all the time.
if you feel that you are TOO big to say these word then fair enough but dont expect me to lower myself to YOUR level talking about defending an honor that you clearly dont have.

Did you NOT read what I wrote to you? I said (for the last time) they DEFEND me when I am attacked which only happened maybe twice as we are not bullies, so why would we apologize? does that make a lick of sense to you? So you have met me before to know I lack honor? funny I dont remember you.

and, next time some dumbo grab your asss, call the cops and have him arrested!

Note taken.  tongue

its all about accepting someone's views that CLEARLY, you have no idea what it means. i dont care if Mrs Eve is at the other side of the universe, if she was a LADY, she should have accepted my "turning her down" like one, rather than starting talking trash about the same person that she was "inviting" a few hrs ago.
accept people the way they are rather than insulting them as quick as they aint how YOU want them to be. if i had said yes to the invite, y'all would have viewed me as great because i would have flirted and "danced" like YOU wanted me to. lol!

SMDH ok. If you say so.

as i repeat for the hundredth time, i do not a care in the world of what YOU think of me or how YOU would want me to live my life. YOU do YOU and I will do ME!

You already know! I will do me and I AM.  wink

btw: to be a playa is a state of mind, meaning that you have a license to be a certain way and can use that knowledge whenever you see fit. you can be a playa and never have the need to use your skills, it all depends on where you meet your intended mate.
so a playa at 20 will still have the skills to perform as a playa at 79, although he may not have the need to!

I should have erased this bull with the rest. . . tongue
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by Nobody: 11:11pm On Jan 05, 2011
MzD@rkSkin:

I said protect my honor, that doesn't always mean fight as you are soo eager to believe. I may curse @ them for grabbing me, but my guys friends step in and let them know its not cool. Like I said again they are MEN.

i have yet to get into a situation with some  drunk loser that i would think its necessary for me to jeopardize my life to prove a point.
if someone verbally or physically "attack" you, you should be adult/wise enough to let them know that it aint cool. what has your bodyguard friend got that you havent?! so stepping and telling people around you what YOU should have told them makes people MEN?! what happens when there is no MEN around, do you cry and run for cover?!
if someone grabs you for no apparent reasons, call the cops!

if YOUR view of a MAN is a guy that barely knows you to jump in front of a bus for you then so be it but dont make it like its the way to go. thats YOUR type of MAN!

MY type of woman are the kind that walks away from such stupidity. fight in clubs?! throw insults?! for what?! because of who?! to put myself on these drunk ignoramus level, yeah right!
i guess we are different people and although this is your way of life, it sure aint mine so ACCEPT IT!

Like I said I DONT START TROUBLE, some men are tacky, I dont act like trash sweet heart but I am not a quiet punk b.tch either. If I am violated I speak on it. There are creeps out there, silently walking away is an invite. Myself and my boys are not super beings but we defend ourselves be it verbally or physically but we are not bullying people, so I dont see how you get trash from that.

if these people that start these fights are creeps or whatever and you gladly lower yourself to their level then you are no better than them.

btw: does that mean that if your "bodyguard" get knock the fukc down, the drunk  that violated you has won the rights to continue doing so?!

Did you NOT read what I wrote to you? I said (for the last time) they DEFEND me when I am attacked which only happened maybe twice as we are not bullies, so why would we apologize? does that make a lick of sense to you? So you have met me before to know I lack honor? funny I dont remember you.

these words are if you get into some kind of argument in the clubs for whatever reason because thats whats HONORABLE to do.
you certainly do not know whats "honorable" when thinking that throwing fist in dancing establishments is the way to solve problems. the minute you start rumbling on the floor like some 15yr old is the minute you lost all honor you thought you had the need to protect.
here is a clue: part of the taxes you pay goes to the police department to make sure that you get the adequate protection. i suggest you make good use of it.

btw: where i come from people walk around with pistols, they dont rumble like 15yr old in clubs. so unless your bodyguard can defuse a situation like adults do, then he better bring a knife and start stabbing motherfukcers or som' because, if he doesnt, he will simply be another dead brotha.lol
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by Nobody: 11:59pm On Jan 05, 2011
You've completely ignored, everything I said. Oh well we just agree to disagree. I am not gonna go in circles. You say fist fighting and I never said they fought, I said defend VERBALLY as is curse the guys out or let them know it is not cool what they did to me. I should not have to break it down. Second these men I am talking about are my friends, they know how to handle themselves and have respect for women, so THEY unlike some are honorable and then some. We carry ourselves very well, but you should have enough experience in life to know that good people get tested regardless if they are fist up or simply minding their own business. I have a big ass, and when I go out I get dressed up, there are assholes out there Jay, they grab on women. Twice this has happened and I have verbally expressed my discontent. My guys saw the action and stepped in the tell the guy to chill letting him know, I ain't easy prey. Never did I say we fight. I said WE CAN FIGHT AND VERY WELL but are not bullies. Simple
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by MrsEve2(f): 12:52am On Jan 06, 2011
Mr brownjay,

Do you think I am upset that you wouldn't be my bodyguard? I am just making sure.
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by dbigrod(m): 1:05am On Jan 06, 2011
Madam eve,u said dat I am obsessed with ur husband.lol.I really need to ask u dis.how come u are always on nl?u actually spend more time on nl than with ur husband.are u married to nairaland or to ur husband?it puzzles me dat a married woman wouLd be on nl at midnight
typing thrash.aren't u supposed to be in his arms by this time.just curious.
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by MrsEve2(f): 1:09am On Jan 06, 2011
d bigrod:

Madam eve,u said dat I am obsessed with your husband.lol.I really need to ask u dis.how come u are always on nl?u actually spend more time on nl than with your husband.are u married to nairaland or to your husband?it puzzles me dat a married woman wouLd be on nl at midnight
typing thrash.aren't u supposed to be in his arms by this time.just curious.

Sighs. I am not in the Mugu Village and where I am it is 3 pm. Any more question buttfucker?
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by Orton10(m): 1:10am On Jan 06, 2011
^
Lol.
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by 190: 1:19am On Jan 06, 2011
grin grin grin grin Big rod has suffered
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by Nobody: 1:21am On Jan 06, 2011
@Mrsdarkskin
cursing people out and getting in their faces is a sure way to get into fist fight when in establishments surrounded by tipsy/drunk individuals, you should know that by now. the best way to deal with such issues is to walk away OR call the authorities if they violated your person.
at least thats what me and my people do, nothing wrong or dishonorable in the act!

YOU should tell these guys to not put their hands on you, bringing your homie into the picture is a sure way to make the situation bigger than it should be and let it explode into fist fighting. . . . . . . . .dont you know how these gorillas think when in club environment and with their "homeboys"?!

@Mrs Eve
not at all, just that you could have taken my polite "no thank you" in a better way rather than trash talking about my person.
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by MrsEve2(f): 1:25am On Jan 06, 2011
Mr brownjay,

I called you a PUNK BEFORE you told me you don't flirt with married women so what are you talking about me trashing talking you?  Anyway, I only said ain't nuffing wrong with flirting after you told me you wouldn't be my bodyguard that was it. 

I did not go crying and writing suicidal notes.  I thought you would have taken hint of my sarcasm but I guess not. 

I asked because you was starting to smell yourself. I just wanted to be clear.
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by dbigrod(m): 1:59am On Jan 06, 2011
Madam eve,u ought to be making love to ur husband and not to ur computer.or is he not capable of phucking a woman?could dat be d reason u want to flirt with mrbrownjay? Lol
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by MrsEve2(f): 2:01am On Jan 06, 2011
d bigrod:

Madam eve,u ought to be making love to your husband and not to your computer.or is he not capable of phucking a woman?could dat be d reason u want to flirt with mrbrownjay? Lol

It was established already with Mr brownjay and I that we will leave well alone. However, you nutrider keep riding his nuts. I will give you two privacy. Bon Appetite!
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by dbigrod(m): 2:15am On Jan 06, 2011
Ooooh oooh could it be dat u were typing all these thrash while he was phucking u.its better u let him know dat u are not feeling it instead waSting his time.he is better off snoring.lol
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by 190: 4:22am On Jan 06, 2011
Bigrod is a match for eve,

I love both your beef's keep it c[i]um[/i]min
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by dbigrod(m): 7:42am On Jan 06, 2011
I guess he finished his 2 minutes (indomie) show on time to allow u face ur real deal (nairaland).ur sex life must really be pathetic.mrs eve,u shall find what u've always wanted on nl.why dont u try mobo44 or walestar.these guys cant turn u down.dont mind mrbrownjay he is too classy 4 u.dont hesitate to let us knw d result of ur hunting.
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by johnterry1: 8:31am On Jan 06, 2011
D bigrod,u dont need to waste ur time on dat naughty mrs eve.she is one of those ugly babes who live their lives on d internet.u are damn too handsome 4 her type.
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by blank(f): 8:56am On Jan 06, 2011
This thread should officially win d most derailed thread of the year. Where are the moderators wen u need dem?
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by 190: 1:16pm On Jan 06, 2011
blank:

This thread should officially win d most derailed thread of the year. Where are the moderators wen u need dem?
blank care for some candy!!

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