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[quote author=D-sense link=topic=580615.msg7476177#msg7476177 date=1294339385]@P.WIZ
Another son of Wale Soyinka is here
Do you expect pple to check spelling  and grammatical error before posting here [/quote]Dsense, how are you suga?  Do you really think I would waste my time responding to someone who sell arse to purchase cyber cafe time and cried in joy because he recognized the word is was missing from a sentence?  

This is coming from a guy who hard work can only afford him a bowl of rice and piss.  No offense.

190:
[color=deeppink]where is he going 2, that undies gets in his way![/color]!

Where do you think he going?

My husband feels that undies get in the way. So he won't buy any.

:p

Well, if my assets depreciates and hubby don't like me because I bored him children and allow them to suck me dry then I will come to London to where a self proclaimed bobbi man would appreciates what I have left to offer.

You don seen enough assets. You will be okay! How you know his name is Tom?!!!!!!

Love keeps Tom behind closed doors. He is in love with me and I am in love with him. That the secret.

You don't see my frontal assets? You blind sef o!

Sex Therapy--------Robin Thicke

It doesn't matter where I live. Do you like my picture? I look okay to you?

I don't look that old Jaybee. Why you so mean? That boy is my nephew.

I see a dick a crawling.

Fight for this love--------Cheryl Cole

Jaybee,

I have a picture of myself on my profile. Check it out and tell me what you think? I combed my hair for you.

[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=580124.msg7474721#msg7474721 date=1294325978][color=#0055bb]A serious ting dat! Bwoy oh bwoy sum man cruel enuh?! It's like they've become insensitive to the feelings of women or something! It's pretty sad when you can't tell your man lubby dubby things for fear he might use it against you. It kinda makes me appreciative of being single whenever I am. It's always a power struggle with certain men. It's like love to them is an alien emotion! An mi wi tell dem bo dem parts an gi dem som ras words yusee! So to avoid the conflicts I just keep my feelings silent or atleast try to.[/color]

[color=#0055bb]Soap Opera! LOL   Yeah he's Nigerian and like most African men, he, in the words of a Nigerian man, sees you as "an asset or investment" (struggles not to laugh) as if women are for sale or some leased item LOL so with that said he becomes territorial over his property so to speak. Jealousy in men is cute, but possessiveness in some? hmmmm.[/color][/quote]I guess all men that married a woman think he have rights to the woman he married. So again, we wives could be view as asset or investment but they won't really say it out loud.

jay bee:
hehehehheeh
Ok get this drift
U own 100 oceanic bank shares compared to 100 google shares
Which one are u going to classify as ASSET?
lol

@Q
Simplez. . . . . . .
Your milkshakes are bringing the boys to ya yard. just admit the damn thing. ain't nuffin wrong with that. I'm a self proclaimed bobbi's man. I'm sure i'd be running to ya yard if u weren't married

I am not denying the fact that you and all the other men love milkshakes. I am just saying I am not doing anything to bring them on. I dress like a lady and do not send sexual messages. You hit the nail on the head regardless of what a woman do a man still going to be a dog.

Meldrick:
owwwww
Womanly assets!!!!!! stopped to ponder how attractive they really can be.

I have to deal with the OTHER MEN gawking and dazing. Then deal with my husband talking about that his assets and all hands but his off. I am like what with you men and assets? I find these things to be true. You can allure a man with these things:

Nyansh
Punny
Boobies
Pretty face
Pretty smile

A friend told me that women should be happy that men go gaga over their women's assets because when a man stop gaga over them something is WRONG. Did I tell yall I got pet names for all of my assets by my husband? I am like da hell!

You men are obsessed!

Good Morning Lil sis!  

My husband is my king and I am his queen.  We tell each other everyday that we love each other and there is nothing we can't tell each other.  I only have one thing that I haven't told my husband and it because it involve his friend.  Now I will have to tell my husband because this is becoming uncomfortable for me and I shouldn't have to be worrying about my safety concerning his friend.  So wish me luck yall!  

My husband is SOOOOOOO STRONG so Imma have to put on my wrestling gear when I tell him.  My husband is very territorial and when it is breached he get all mandingo warrior on a mofo.

Jaybee,

The kind that get you spending all your pounds for the evening. Jaybee, I do not dress sleazy and the kind of job I have doesn't allow me to represent them in such matter. I have to dress as if I am conducting business all the time and I am talking about corporate business.

My husband said to me the reason of the attraction how I carry myself and how I am able to be a lady and still be sexy. So you can take your sleazy clothing to the trash BROTHER.

Yeah and it hard trying to fight men off when you got the womanly assets. You men go crazy over that. I mean good Jesus!

I know I am not the only woman with womanly assets. I mean you should see the looks on his friends face every time I come around. I mean they always in a daze. So I try to stay away as much as I can. My husband thinks I don't like his friends. He just don't know.

The things women go through for our husbands.

He have admitted to me that he wants a woman like me and will be there if anything was to happen to us.

I told him I don't roll like that and to find him somebody so he can leave me be. I make sure I don't be around him in private and make sure I am in direct contact with my husband at all times when he comes around. I do not play those games. If my husband go to bathroom I make sure I am at the door. If he go outside I make sure he can see me.

I am not giving his friend any ammunitions but I do feel I need to let him know that this is becoming uncomfortable.

You should have known your brothers ain't marrying no old woman when they want children.

Anyway back to your question,

His friends made some inappropriate comments to me. I feel that my husband should know but I don't want my husband fighting this man cos I know him.

By the way, not all BLACK WOMEN are looking for a white man or find white men attractive. Maybe that why not too many of them flood this thread answering your "irony" questions.

What scenario?

jay bee:
hmmmm that's a toughie.
Best way to go about it is you delivering the info in a humorous way.
Say for example the dude smells pretty bad then I'd expect you to say something like "Honey, harry seriously needs to change is cologne cos it seems he has being buying  a cheap replica"

Well, Jaybee I see what you mean however this one is very serious and my husband is not the funny kind.  Did I tell you he is the serious kind?  He laughs when it funny matter but serious matter hmm. You know me I will laugh at anything and my husband was upset about something one day.  I was listening to something on the radio and at the same time listening to my husband.  I laughed at something that was said on radio. I mean had tears rolling and my husband gave me a lecture.  

I do not want another one of that lecture EVER AGAIN.  So I am trying to see how can I de-seriousize the subject.  SIGHS.

Did you say Irony? How the Bleep is telling a chick that if she represent African women she should be able to tell you what the Bleep African women looks for in a white man is irony?

I didn't get that you was looking for a sister nor causing a fight. I saw that you woke yo pale arse up in the morning and decided to land on a site. You created some shit because you saw this was an African site so instead of asking questions that pertains to you and something that you can use for your benefit since you said you wasn't looking for a sister. A few black women responded and told you what THEY FELT and you still asking for specifics.

So I responded back and said each woman is different. I see you didn't get the memo Mr Irony man.



As I said earlier chatters, I smell red shit.

Jaybee,

I have something I want to tell my husband about his friend. Should I? It will crush him so.

Oh!

What are the things you are attempted to tell your partner, Jaybee?

Actually most motor mouth are quieter in pitch but whatever. That good you finally got some real work happening.

I am giving Furry Az time to heal he has been shredded to pieces. It will take time to glue the pieces back together. I have a few other suckers that felt brave enough to take me on. It is interesting I am fighting men and not women.

Well, I have always fought men anyways. Nothing new. I guess they want to show me "a woman place" and they have sadly realize I am not the average chick.

Your holidays went great? Happy New Year to you.

By the way Jaybee, loud mouth is a person who talks loud. You are looking for motor mouth.

I knew Jaybee was going to respond. You getting too predictable suga. Missed ya

(playing a song "It raining men" and YMCA)