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finalboss:
she is lazy and she eats a lot.. watch video on YouTube from morning till night.. go to saloon. and she likes sex.

chased away mine when I noticed she's not adding anything to my life.

cococandy:
Get married to someone who is on the same frequency as you

BellaElla:
I need to ask, is the 500k all the money you have in your savings or just what you have earmarked for you wedding?
if the former is the case, please hold on a while and try to save some more or reduce your wedding budget by 200k . U should never start a marriage with an empty account balance.
If the latter is the case, i will proceed to breakdown the expenses for you.
Traditional marriage : (200k)
- attire for couple : 30k
-5 crates of malt (120pcs) : 15k
-Half bag of rice and condiments: 40k
-1 cow leg : 15k
- Marriage rites 100k ( This will work only if you have an understanding bride and inlaws)
Borrow a home theater system to her place for music and play from your phone using auxiliary wire.

Wedding / Registry : 300k
Groom suit, shoes, shirt :20k (You can get a wonderful suit from Ariaria market for 14k)
Brides outfit : 50k
Dj :10k (Get a friend to do Mc)
catering for 100 people : 100k .(Budget 1k per person, it will be enough) everybody must not chop
Chairs, canopies, decoration: 50k
Rings, Cake : 50k
photography :50k

Tips on how to save more money
1. Do trad and white same day. This saves half of the cooking and logistics fund which can be utilized elsewhere.
2. Use an open field for reception
3. Avoid buying asoebi with the hope that people will buy from you.most people especially family will just collect and not pay back. give colours of the day instead.
4. You do not need to print 200 invitation cards. about 20 pcs will do for your esteemed guests, the rest can be invited electronically
5. Please , please and please, do not waste money on plenty 5 step cake and a bejeweled bouquet, or even expensive bridal shoes. You will have no need them after that day
6. You do not need emblazoned souvenir bags, there are plenty plastic souvenirs sold for 100 naira each.
7. You do not need to collect photobook ooooo. Many photographers use that to scam couples . What I did during my wedding was that I hired 2 cameras video and photo (5D) for 2 days at 15k each per day. I gave a relative to take pics and he put the soft copies in a flash for me. everything for trad and white cost 70k and i Had great quality pics. I did the photobook and two frames at a later date when we had recovered small and it was way cheaper doing it myself.
8. Please do not serve alcohol at ur wedding if you want to cut cost.

If the 500k is for only wedding ceremony then you do not have wahala. Just ensure you and your bride are on the same page and she knows exactly how much you have to spend.

LordOfNaira:
You Christians ehn. Nawa o.

LordOfNaira:
Did the news I gave really scared you

LordOfNaira:
very funny woman. How is the family?

LordOfNaira:
I am here because I never believed. But that is not the issue now. The issue is how do we face the future. I hear that shops are closed to people who do not have this sort of mark. What do you think?

LordOfNaira:
Mrsfavour, how far? Don't leave me alone. How far with you? Some strange soldiers are walking past my house now. They have horns and tails. How far at your side?

quinnboy:
I dey paradise now sef.

LordOfNaira:
Yes Thank God I am not alone. So, what are your plans now?

crisycent:
Wike, no fall our hand o.

Robi65:
Finally someone is beginning to make sense

philmimi1992:
FIRST READING
If you do not speak to warn the wicked to turn from his way, his blood I will require at your hand.
A reading from the Book of the Prophet Ezekiel (Ezekiel 33:7-9)
Thus says the Lord: “You, son of man, I have made a watchman for the house of Israel; whenever you hear a word from my mouth, you shall give them warning from me. If I say to the wicked, O wicked man, you shall surely die, and you do not speak to warn the wicked to turn from his way, that wicked man shall die in his iniquity, but his blood I will require at your hand. But if you warn the wicked to turn from his way, and he does not turn from his way; he shall die in his iniquity, but you will have saved your life.

The word of the Lord.



RESPONSORIAL PSALM Psalm 95: I-2.6-7abc.7d-9 (R. 7d, 8a)
R. O that today you would listen to his voice!
Harden not your hearts.

Come, let us ring out our joy to the Lord;
hail the rock who saves us.
Let us come into his presence, giving thanks;
let us hail him with a song of praise. R.

O come; let us bow and bend low.
Let us kneel before the God who made us,
for he is our God and we
the people who belong to his pasture,
the flock that is led by his hand. R.

O that today you would listen to his voice!
Harden not your hearts as at Meribah,
as on that day at Massah in the desert
when your forebears put me to the test;
When they tried me, though they saw my work.R.



SECOND READING
Love is the fulfilling of the law.
A reading from the Letter of Saint Paul to the Romans (Romans l3:8-10)
Brethren: Owe no one anything, except to love one another; for he who loves his neighbour has fulfilled the law. The commandments, “You shall not commit adultery, You shall not kill, You shall not steal, You shall not covet,” and any other commandment, are summed up in this sentence, “You shall love your neighbor as yourself.” Love does no wrong to a neighbour; therefore love is the fulfilling of the law.

The word of the Lord.



ALLELUIA 2 Corinthians 5:19
Alleluia. God was in Christ reconciling the world to himself, and entrusting to us the message of reconciliation. Alleluia.



GOSPEL
If he listens to you, you have gained your brother.
A reading from the holy Gospel according to Matthew (Matthew 18:15-20)
At that time: Jesus said to his disciples, “If your brother sins against you, go and tell him his fault, between you and him alone. If he listens to you, you have gained your brother. But if he does not listen, take one or two others along with you, that every word may be confirmed by the evidence of two or three witnesses. If he refuses to listen to them, tell it to the Church; and if he refuses to listen even to the Church, let him be to you as a Gentile and a tax collector. Truly, I say to you, whatever you bind on earth shall be bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven. Again I say to you, if two of you agree on earth about anything they ask, it will be done for them by the father in heaven. For where two or three are gathered in my name, there am I in the midst of them.

The Gospel of the Lord

rheether:
I pity you

kally01:
HIV just dey smile for one corner

Brooke60:
The shpudid attention seeker again!

The witches after you are the wives you have caused pains by sleeping with their husbands when you were still doing your 'olosho' work.


B.i.t.c.h., we are tired of your dramas and phucked up new religion!

julietene:
Lemon and Lipton....also avoid late night food. Do more
of fruits and veggies. Try this for 2weeks

chinoxstock:
Good morning

chinoxstock:
Good morning

Stingman:
You mean this way..?

President -North,
Senate President -North,
Speaker House of Reps –North,
Head of Service – North,
INEC Chairman – North,
President Court of Appeal – North,
EFCC Chairman – North,
President Federal high court – North,
National Security Adviser – North,
Chief of Defense Staff – North,
Controller, Customs Service – North,
Controller Prison Services
Head of Immigration
Defence Minister-North,
MD Port Authority- North,
MD NDIC – North,
NPA - North
NYSC - North
NDLEA - North
AGF - north
SGF - north Nigerian Broadcasting Commission (NBC) - North
Director-General, Federal Radio Corporation of Nigeria (FRCN) -North
Nigerian Television Authority (NTA) - North
National Orientation Agency (NOA) - North
Petroleum Products Pricing Regulatory Authority (PPPRA) - North
Petroleum ministwer - North
GMD NNPC - North
Sec Gen OPEC- North
IG of Police - North
NIWA- North


I know you are deeply embarrassed by this...?

nextstep:
This will not help anything... it's one thing to pay online for passport... it's another thing entirely for the office to "have your passport", if you know what I mean.

You can visit the office so tey, they will just tell you it hasn't come out yet, until you get sense and give 10k. Abi na lai?

Dronedude:
If i say N, you say CAN, na you sabi...