₦airaland Forum

Ontarget:
The family better give that boy back his diick or kill him or else if he grows up and discovers such a vital part was removed from him heads will roll.

arinzeejikonye:
Eziokwu!!!!

Kedu kwanu ife aga kpo Ifenkeaaa,

Osita bikozie welu ego politics welu mee ifendiozo, kwusi imefu ego, Ife ndiozo di iyemefu o nna

Dianyi Welu ego a, tinye na investment, rapu godu ife ndia abaro ulu,

Imagine if all these political assets and capitals are channeled to investments, imagine the job creation, more igr,

You can key into cottage industries, value chain addition, branding and packaging, schools, real Estate, virtual media, cyber startup, commercial publishing, consumables, integrated farm,off-grid renewable energy,hotels restaurants and relaxation spots, etc

Evaberry:
...

The worst thing that can happen to any woman is A reminder of the abuse she went though.
Tonto dikeh how do you feel waking up and seeing your husband's face everyday in the form of a baby.
how can you stand that child when everything about him screams out Churchill. Do yourself a favour and throw that child away.

Shelloween:
TIMAYA : let me remove this shades before Hushpuppi will say it's fake and finish me like he finished Phyno

OLAMIDE : hahaha.....


PHYNO : .............

pocohantas:
I done talk am before...
Fear guys, fear their friends.

They'll know you are a side chick and be like "our wife, you done come? Anytime you no dey around...this my man no dey get imsef. Shey you go cook that your jollof rice for us?" Babe go dey blush, commot shoe, fold hair...start to cook...as wife material wey she be. Some go even commot pant join.

Chai! Thunder will fall on all of una o...endtime guys
Babe sorry you hear.

IamSingleDad:
. Nna mehn , make i wa from here

IamSingleDad:
. Nna mehn , make i wa from here

IamSingleDad:
Thanks for the address sweet. I understand that yiu are taken, But are you married?

IamSingleDad:
. abeg give me proper address? . it seems you're married

7footre:
Ahhhh.... no vex o! una don comot market nah... how is oga at d top

YorubaNigga:
So u are obstructing a man NOT to obtain sex from his rightful gender?

YorubaNigga:
So u are obstructing a man NOT to obtain sex from his rightful gender?

IamSingleDad:
Did you say, unclad?, please i want to come dia

7footre:
You people are the ones making it hot o

DabLord:
100,000 just to marry oo.Is she an angel..
Is she a virgin..If her parent no fi give me for pipty thousand,wahali me i no dey do

7footre:
Lol! They sha will not kee us young men in that owerri sha, the lord will keep us

7footre:
Ahhh! So you gave me d address to your place? In fact, ayam coming, we must tell them to repent Jesus will soon come.

Errrmmm, did you say some were naked? Like naked? And you are saying I should not go? Iz it now where men are naked that I should go to?

7footre:
Chai, coman accompany me na lemmi not loss

7footre:
Umu nne delilah....

How do I locate the club from amakohia @ op? Need to remind her that Jesus is coming soon

nero2face:
those guys think APC don't have sense abi, just watch and see their next episode, now they've dragged Aisha to UK to stay with Buhari, it's clear they want to initiate her into de game fully, soon they will repackage Buhari and bundle him back b4 de deadline day, they will orientate him on what to say and after few minutes in AsoRock, He will announce for another possible trip overseas for same medical reasons, and at this; another 100days starts counting again...I just pity Osibanjo, He has been made to endure so many manipulations...I weep for Naija

ExpensiveG:
21years


While some of us don pass 25years, we still dey write JAMB more than five times, if we manage pass em university no go give us admission

Some of us don pass 25years, we still dey university, 4years course don turn to 7years course bcuz of strike.

Some of us don pass 25years, we still dey wait for NYSC. To go university wahala, to graduate wahala, to go service wahala, to get your certificate wahala, to get job _________________


***************PRAYER************
Baba God, abeg next time if you wan bring me come dis world and you mistakenly put me for Naija, abeg no put me for poor family. I no wan suffer like dis again...

Amen

NwaAmaikpe:

What a wasted life,
No husband, No child. No tangible achievements

46years of nothingness.

NwaAmaikpe:

What a wasted life,
No husband, No child. No tangible achievements

46years of nothingness.

madone:
yes oo if u got any smart sister when dey 29 let me nooo. Am working for my money Ni oo.

madone:
yes oo if u got any smart sister when dey 29 let me nooo. Am working for my money Ni oo.