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EducationCovid-19 And Exams In Nigeria by MrTed(op): 10:14pm On Aug 13, 2020
Who has discovered that Covid-19 has brought an end to Copy - Copy, Direct Duplication(Including Matriculation Number) , Rank Xeroxing, Giraffing, The Sleeky Eye Bandit, The Victims at Mercy, Emergency Chair bookers, Help - me - i - help - you group, The Silent Whisperer? ..... All during exams! �����Now is compulsory spacing and distancing etc.���.. I just pray we won't have more failures during exams? I also look at it from a positive angle and side of view where students will be compelled to read and study harder ��cos it's an O.Y.O(On Your Own) MATTER RIGHT NOW.� God help our students. Amen........... Uncle T
PoliticsRe: Ibrahim Magu Threatens Hunger Strike by MrTed(m): 10:39am On Jul 10, 2020
That's not a parrot. .... Look harder
Charmingrascal:
This emotional blackmail won't save him.

He should go ahead with the hunger strike.
He is a crook, if he is not cooperating he should be locked up in detention and the keys thrown inside Jabi lake.

He ate enough and over fed as EFCC Chairman if he decides not to eat again for the rest of his life, that is his business.
PoliticsRe: How Petitions On Tinubu’s Bullion Vans Landed Magu In Trouble by MrTed(m): 10:36am On Jul 10, 2020
BESIDES WHEN YOU PUT TOGETHER WHAT HE EARNS AS PENSION LEGALLY FROM LAGOS STATE ANNUALLY, COMBINED WITH WHAT HIS WIFE WHO IS A SITTING AND SERVING SENATOR EARNS MONTHLY AND ANNUALLY(LEGALLY) ..... IT WILL BE WELL OVER 200 MILLION AND THAT CAN COMFORTABLY FILL OVER 5 BULLION VANS..... MY HONEST OPINION IS THAT THE CASE HOLDS NO WATER... IT'S NOT ENOUGH EVIDENCE OR REASON TO WRITE A PETITION
emkz:
I tire.

Some of these children think it is easy to prove an allegation against someone beyond all reasonable doubt. It is a herculean task.

An average lawyer would question the petitioner as follows:

Lawyer: You saw bullion vans driving into the respondent's house on February 22nd 2019 at 1700 hours?
Petitioner/Witness (with an air of pride that the questions would be easy): Yes!
Lawyer: Can you tell the honourable court the contents of the vans?
Petitioner/Witness: Money!
Lawyer: Can you give the court an estimate of how much money was there?
Petitioner/Witness: I don't know.
Lawyer: Fair enough. Did you see money loaded into the vans and offloaded from the vans, and if so, can you tell us the originating bank where the money emanated from?
Petitioner/Witness: That is for the EFCC to investigate....
Lawyer (cuts in sharply): ... but you made the allegation. How can you make an allegation without solid evidence? We are not aware that a bank was robbed, we are also not aware that the contents of the vans was indeed money. It could as well have been food to feed the people in his house. We can as well ask the company whose bullion vans were used to transport whatever, but what if the vans drove in empty to pick up money to take to the polling centres? Have you considered that? I think it is not enough to submit a petition accusing someone of something without in the least a pictorial evidence of the contents of the van. (Turns to the judge) I think the petitioner is looking for cheap fame and made a naive attempt to smear the image of the respondent. I pray to the honourable court that, as a deterrent to the petitioner and people like him, the petitioner pays the cost of this court sitting and aggravated damages of 1 billion naira or a jail term of 5 years in lieu of the fine.
Petitioner/Witness (in his mind): who will save me now? I have a wife and dependants, who would take care of them? Why I no just leave this matter alone when I know say I no get proof?

Bottomline: It is not enough to accuse, proof is the meat.
PoliticsRe: Agboola Ajayi: 7 Allegations Levelled Against Ondo Deputy Governor by MrTed(m): 2:11pm On Jul 07, 2020
Baseless letter with no dates or reference. Don't believe it
AutosRe: Toyota Camry 2010 Model Forsale by MrTed(m): 2:44pm On May 21, 2020
Are u in abuja?
FamilyRe: Time To Divorce My Wife? by MrTed(m): 1:05pm On May 06, 2020
Get a Christian Girlfriend......make her your friend and confidant......courtship for a year.......build a second home......have children from her and live a happy and healthy life. Regarding the other children, they'll survive and they'll grow up to know who the negative parent is but pls also do take care of them by providing all they require. Respect their mother but pls stop loving her.... It's killing you...... Do it now
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Am Tired Of Staying At Home, Any Volunteer Jobs? by MrTed(m): 9:07am On Mar 31, 2020
HND in Business(UK) with over 25 humanitarian qualifications and certifications. Resident in Abuja 09057045989
RomanceRe: I Can't Even Hold It That's How Everywhere Burst With Squirt. by MrTed(m): 4:33pm On Feb 21, 2020
AshiraWealthy:
What's this squirt of a thing people are always talking about. Is it that it will be rushing like tap? Hmm...then it means the place has turned to borehole.
Hm....tufia!
People differ in this life. I've had some ladies in the past who were gushers of obscenities... While for some others, oil lubricant to the rescue cos of severe drought....Squirting as an experience from ladies and men like us who fancied it a lot will tell you any day how mind blowing the scenery is....TRUST ME I LOVE SQUIRTERS AND I SAY SO UNAPOLOGETICALLY
PoliticsRe: Statement From Emeka Ihedioha On The Supreme Court Ruling On Imo Election by MrTed(m): 10:40am On Feb 05, 2020
I had a dream on the 4th of February, 2020 and i saw vividly Hon. Emeka Ihedioha was reinstated back as Governor of Imo State by the same court that removed him. And this will happen before Easter Celebration. And in this dream i saw there was crisis in Imo state because of this but the crisis will be well managed and short lived. I hope when this comes to pass, the Governor To be, Hon. Emeka Ihedioha will not forget me, AMEN. Lest i forget, I wish to CONGRATULATE HON. EMEKA IHEDIOHA ONCE AGAIN. Thank you (Reminder, I'm not a clergy man, pastor or religious priest.... Just a Prophet who sees vision through dreams)

From Ibrahim Aliyu
ImoFirstBorn:
STATEMENT FROM HIS EXCELLENCY, RT. HON. EMEKA IHEDIOHA, CON, ON THE SUPREME COURT RULING ON IMO STATE GOVERNORSHIP ELECTION OF THE MARCH 9, 2019.

JANUARY 15, 2020

My dear good people of Imo State,
I address you today, following recent developments affecting our dear state, and in particular the Supreme Court judgement of 14thJanuary 2020.In my relationship with you as Governor of Imo , I had employed regular consultations and dialogue as a tool of political discourse. This informs this course of action.

2. I am reporting back to you our great Imo people on the fate of the mandate you freely gave to me as Governor and Engr. Gerald Irona as Deputy Governor. This mandate has now been truncated and cut short by the Supreme Court, in contravention of the will of the people.

3. We shall always cherish the tremendous goodwill and support you gave us as we grappled with setting up a new administration to rebuild a state that was devastated by bad governance.

4. In the last seven months we sought to elevate merit, unity of purpose, honesty, transparency and an inclusive approach to governance, as the hallmarks of our administration. We sought to restore once again, the pride and dignity of Imo people. We worked very hard to re-engineer the Imo renaissance. But God knows why he has allowed this current state of affairs.

5. No doubt, yesterday’s Supreme Court verdict, came to us as a rude shock and surprise considering the facts on ground, legal precedence and clear verdict of Imo People on March 9 2019, that returned me as Governor with the highest valid votes of 273,404.

6. I do not agree with the judgement of the Supreme Court. I think it is unfair, unjust and does not reflect the voting that took place during the elections. It also didn’t take care of the sensibilities of the people of Imo State. But as true democrats, Engr Gerald Irona and I have no option but to respect the outcome of that judgement.

7. Consequently, we have put machinery in motion to hand-over the reins of office to the APC Candidate as the the next governor of Imo State. This will be coordinated by the Secretary to the State Government. I therefore direct all members of Imo State Expanded Executive Council, and all political appointees to write their handing-over notes and to return all government properties in their custody, forthwith. I shall not be party to pilfering of Government property or funds.

8. May we use this opportunity to express our gratitude to God for the opportunity to serve, within the short period he granted us. We sincerely appreciate you for all your solidarity and goodwill. We would forever cherish and treasure your love, your trust and your partnership. We made our mark. Rebuilding our dear state is neither easy nor personal, but a task undertaken for our today and tomorrow.

9. I thank you all for your support which saw us achieve so much and reversed the negative trajectory of Imo State within a space of seven months. It is significant to note that Imo State was looking good again. We were declared the least corrupt State in the Country, the fastest state growing economy in Nigeria and the most improved, in terms of the deployment of Information Technology in service delivery. Our infrastructure was significantly coming to life, civil servants and pensioners were now being paid as and when due and optimism returned to Imo State. It is on record that we were acclaimed as the most sports and diaspora friendly state. Most importantly we returned life and activities to our local governments. Yes we had good plans to make Imo the centre piece of commerce, industry, technology, tourism by providing good leadership and first class infrastructure. Under our watch, Imo became safe with our systematic approach to securing lives and property.

10. All these were made possible by your prayers, support and sacrifices. I therefore appeal to all Imolites, especially our teeming supporters to remain calm and to shun any action that is capable of resulting in a breach of the peace. We can always have different parties, but we would have only one Imo State. In the same vein, I urge you to extend to my successor, the same support you gave to me. It is my wish that he will continue on the path we had set for the rebuilding of our state as well as consolidate on the progress and milestones we achieved.

11. It is incontrovertible that we ran a good race, fought tough battles, (including, principalities and powers)and governed the state well, with the fear of God, accountability, transparency and entrenched due process. We, however, take solace in the book of Ecclesiastics 3:1, “To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven”.

12. We step aside with implicit faith in the Sovereign Lord who reigns over the affairs of men.

13. Thank you.
Imo bu nke anyi.

Rt. Hon. Emeka Ihedioha, CON.

https://mobile.twitter.com/EmekaIhedioha/status/1217509691917508612
PoliticsHon. Emeka Ihedioha Will Comeback As Governor by MrTed(op): 10:22am On Feb 05, 2020
I had a dream on the 4th of February, 2020 and i saw vividly Hon. Emeka Ihedioha was reinstated back as Governor of Imo State by the same court that removed him. And this will happen before Easter Celebration. And in this dream i saw there was crisis in Imo state because of this but the crisis will be well managed and short lived. I hope when this comes to pass, the Governor To be, Hon. Emeka Ihedioha will not forget me, AMEN. Lest i forget, I wish to CONGRATULATE HON. EMEKA IHEDIOHA ONCE AGAIN. Thank you (Reminder, I'm not a clergy man, pastor or religious priest.... Just a Prophet who sees vision through dreams)

From Ibrahim Aliyu
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Embassies In USA And China Have Not Updated Their Websites in Years by MrTed(m): 4:04pm On Jan 31, 2020
That's Nigeria for you. Check even our government websites of various MDA's..... You'll laugh
socialmediaman:
The Nigerian embassy in Beijing, China, still has Goodluck Jonathan as president of Nigeria - 5 years after the election of a new president!

https://beijing.ngembassy.org/?lang=en&&page=aboutus

With corona virus being a serious global threat, one would expect that the embassy would have some sort of safety information or update for Nigerians.

The Nigerian Embassy in Washington DC on the one hand, is running a non-secure HTTP website, and has not updated parts of its website, see the listing of governors for instance, Ayo Fayose is still listed as governor of Ekiti, among others.

http://www.nigeriaembassyusa.org/index.php?page=state-governors

If they cannot perform simple updates on their websites, what quality of service do you think they are offering to Nigerians in these countries?
RomanceRe: A Lady Is Four Months Pregnant For Me And She's Hiding It From Me. by MrTed(m): 10:12pm On Nov 24, 2019
This is what I'm interested in. Thank you..... 'I'm doing well with forex trading and make money without hitches'
PoliticsRe: Nigerians React As Gbajabiamila's Team Came To A Meeting Looking Unserious by MrTed(m): 8:22pm On Nov 13, 2019
Very poor ergonomic sitting culture from our Nigerian counterpart. Look at how slouchy their sitting position and posture is sad sad sad and..... Tomorrow they'll complain of back ache and musculoskeletal aches and pains. Meanwhile check out the sitting posture of the Japanese.... Well postured, upright, astute and smart.... Just speaking from a HSE EXPERT ANGLE
PoliticsRe: Abba Kyari: The Untold Story Of President Buhari’s Chief Of Staff by MrTed(m): 12:37pm On Nov 08, 2019
Eloquently well written. Abba Kyari has my thumbs up any day. He's playing his role according to the law and he actually means well for Nigeria and Nigerians. The benefits of the present policies are long term not immediate or short. So we should be patient, tolerant and patriotic for the future of Nigeria and for the greater good. God bless Nigeria.
realsaintfamous:
Source: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sunnewsonline.com/abba-kyari-the-untold-story-of-president-buharis-chief-of-staff/amp/
FamilyRe: My Genotype Is AS And My Fiancee Is AS; What Do I Do? by MrTed(m): 9:59pm On Oct 08, 2019
Or you'll both visit a fertility clinic. They'll do a process by which the unborn baby's genotype is detected at 3 months old. After which, if a carrier....... Terminate........ But if found ok, na to born pikin be that. Do your research and good luck
iRyan:
Visit your doctor and discuss it with him when you are ready to have kids, he will guide you on the options. It might be financially draining especially if you don't have insurance.
My sister and her partner are both AS. They have two kids and both are AA.
Christianity EtcRe: Before You Sleep, Meditate And Pray With This by MrTed(m): 2:13am On Oct 06, 2019
Amen
SportsRe: Lamine Diaby-Fadiga Stole Teammate's €70,000 Watch by MrTed(m): 11:25am On Sep 27, 2019
emmyid:
Where is his picture? Let's see the face of the thief...

PoliticsRe: Buhari: More Powers For Kyari, Barrier For Ministers by MrTed(m): 1:19pm On Aug 22, 2019
That is the honest truth by law. COS ABBA KYARI IS DOING HIS JOB AND THAT IS WHY THE PRESIDENT REITERATED THE SAME STATEMENT TWICE.
Kriely:
It’s either Nigerians are dumb or they just want to Twist anything that comes with BUHARI.

Chief of Staff is a position that holds more importance than the VP. Only in the absent of the President is the VP more powerful than the COS.

COS handles everything that concerns the appointees of the President. He’s in charge of getting reports from the The ministers then channel it to the President.

This is due process in the whole world.

Wailers are either STUPID or DUMB!!!!
PoliticsRe: Ibrahim Babangida Celebrates His 78th Birthday Today by MrTed(m):
God bless the General who built the 3rd Mainland bridge(Other projects too numerous to mention.....https://www.nairaland.com/5364387/which-nigerias-leader-match-ibbs ) ...... God bless the General who made Abuja what it is today(The legacies are as loud as decibels) ....... God bless the Grand Master of Infrastructure, creator of employment through the creation of the highest number of ministries and agencies....... God bless the General for an all inclusive Government and Governance....... God bless the General who ruled in uniform democratically(we had civilian governors)..... Let me stop here...... God bless the Gentle, Great and Intelligent General Ibrahim(My first name) Badamosi Babangida(My Son's Name). May you live longer. Amin
HealthRe: Constipation: How Do I Treat This Long Term Disease Naturally? Please, Urgent! by MrTed(m): 5:37pm On Aug 12, 2019
I'll tell you a method i recommended to a friend that worked. Get fresh moringa leaves..... A handful bunch. Wash the leaves with salt and water and put in a pot, add 2 liters of water and boil for 15 minutes. Drink it through out the day like maybe 4 times. Also get moringa seeds, peel like 10 seeds, chew and swallow with the boiled moringa water. Do this for 3 days and thank me later. Good luck
Christianity EtcRe: Church Banner With Archbishop Benson Idahosa As Guest Speaker Causes Stir by MrTed(m): 1:07pm On Jul 29, 2019
I don't believe the story. Check the poster....WHERE IS THE DATE AND TIME ON THE POSTER? I NEED A DATE AND TIME ELSE I DON'T BELIEVE IT
EducationRe: 16 Years Old Igbo Girl Emerges Youngest Best Waec Candidate 2019 by MrTed(m): 8:32am On Jul 29, 2019
When they say our youths are lazy...... It's because we don't READ...... I WONDER HOW AN IMO STATE INDIGENE WILL BECOME EBONYI....... ONLY ON NAIRALAND
SLAP44:
Ebonyi state child grin

Igbo ekunigo!

Igbo kwenu!

Igbo amaka cheesy
CareerRe: Want To Become A Multi-millionaire? Do These 15 Things Immediately. by MrTed(m): 4:37pm On Jul 21, 2019
Fake link
PoliticsRe: Femi Otedola And Family Visit Italy For One Hour To Buy Ice-cream,nigerian React by MrTed(m): 6:54pm On Jul 19, 2019
Once you're blessed, successful and full of life..basking in luxury..... affluence is part of you....... making money is a lifestyle..... getting better everyday is habitual....... taking care of family.... . Greatest Dad.......SIR SEGUN OTEDOLA..... FIRST OF THE OTEDOLA'S BILLIONAIRE(MORE TO COME... AMEN..... WATCH OUT FOR FLORENCE) .. I RESPECT AND SALUTE YOU. PLS KEEP LIVING A BLESSED LIFE...... AND FOR ALL THOSE BLOGGERS(I WONDER WHY A FAMILY VACATION NA CRIME) ..... PLS READ
Technology MarketRe: Has Anyone Used This 32 Inch TV Before -picture Inside by MrTed(m): 8:58pm On Jun 25, 2019
Darkseid:
I'm thinking of buying this Uka TV from Jumia, please if you have used it before or know anyone who uses it, please share your review.
Reviews on these other brands will also be appreciated
-Bruhm
-Looka
-Hisense
Looka is a very product. Bought mine Looka by Thermocool online from jumia for 40k and ive been using it for over 6 months.

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