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Family / Re: How Does One Cope With A Short Tempered Wife? by MrTour: 6:12am On Nov 23, 2016
OP is she short in height?

If YES Run away for sometime.

If No talk to her about her weaknesses.
Technology Market / Re: Exchange Rates Of International Currencies >>>Updates on First Page<<< by MrTour: 11:16pm On Nov 22, 2016
Shebi u don buy the fund wey you pay for finish. Abi you wan propose? Anyway proposal application form na $100, you will be informed if your application is successful.

Please Note: we don't accept PayPal payment, Bitcoin only.

By the time we finish with you na Paypal soup you go chop grin


afanide:



So justi4jesu na woman? Na wa o......
The babe just dey calm here like gentle man abi she don marry?.....

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Technology Market / Re: Exchange Rates Of International Currencies >>>Updates on First Page<<< by MrTour: 11:19am On Nov 22, 2016
U don find dollar enter Onitsha main market grin grin cheesy

mavinc4u:


How much does the person sell?
Technology Market / Re: Exchange Rates Of International Currencies >>>Updates on First Page<<< by MrTour: 3:50pm On Nov 20, 2016
I can give you my bank account to transfer the dollar in USD at a better rate than the CBN ie N350/$. I can pay first before you send to my account but I will only pay to a known nominated escrow of your choice. And once I receive your USD, they credit you.

Send me a pm.

PoisonedOne:
Please does anybody know how much these banks exchange for the USD currently? I've some USD I would like to transfer to any of these banks but wouldn't mind a fair deal wink ;
Diamond bank
Stanbic
Sterling

Thanks
Family / Re: 'my Husband Has Attention Each Time He Carries Our Daughters On His Lap' by MrTour: 10:38pm On Nov 15, 2016
Nothing person no read from dis koboland, which kind news be dis one undecided

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Family / Re: My Friend Is Cheating On His Wife, Putting Me In A Tight Situation by MrTour: 1:04pm On Nov 14, 2016
Wait we need to ask buhari.
Politics / Re: Akpabio Jogging Before Super Eagles Match In Uyo Stadium. Photos by MrTour: 11:56am On Nov 14, 2016
Bunch of clueless Buffons.

Even the NFF chairman has an uncontrollable pot belly mtcheww (I thought you are meant to lead by example) undecided

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Politics / Re: Man Set On Fire At PDP Primary In Abia (Pics) by MrTour: 3:29pm On Nov 11, 2016
Mr. Point of correction.

The Educated Igbos are not part of the Biafran campaign.


patriotic9jaboy:
They fight because of PDP yet they want Biafra. confused clowns
Literature / Re: Soyinka Risks Jail Term If He Cuts The Green Card: Legal Expert by MrTour: 3:24pm On Nov 11, 2016
How far with TB Joshua's prediction gone wrong.

I saw a post where he re-stated he had initially said a "Wool-man" ie a man with wool on his head will win and not a Woman lol.

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Celebrities / Re: Desmond Elliot, Olamide, Dammy Krane And MI Visit Governor Ambode by MrTour: 10:16pm On Nov 05, 2016
So Olamide and MI are of the same height shocked

No wonder he is always jumping around shouting "baddo bad do". Ode ni.
Education / Re: Cowbell Maths Competition 2016 Final (video) by MrTour: 9:54pm On Nov 05, 2016
Both of you are wrong. The answer is E

priceaction:

I think that's permutation, I think. 4*3*2*1 which is 24. I am not good in maths but I think you are wrong. Let's here others answer.
Family / Re: "My Husband Smells My Panties Anytime I Come Back From A Journey" — Wife by MrTour: 9:44pm On Nov 05, 2016
The judge need to smell the woman's pant to know who is telling the truth grin
Education / Re: Cowbell Maths Competition 2016 Final (video) by MrTour: 9:38pm On Nov 05, 2016
One million Naira is a joke compared to how much these kids fees cost undecided

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by MrTour: 4:57pm On Nov 03, 2016
Let us be careful who we vouch for especially that my guy here that always vouch with his BALLS grin

Protect your balls cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Churchill Acquires 280 Plots Of Land At The Numatville For Mechanised Farming by MrTour: 10:14pm On Nov 01, 2016
Hope you are selling AK47 with the land so they can use to defend themselves when dispute starts cheesy

fourtnee:
plots/acres of Land at Ibeju lekki for #650,000 per plot in a secured estate.
contact me on whatsapp: 08103934156
for land inspection or more information.

offer closes soon
Celebrities / Re: Churchill Acquires 280 Plots Of Land At The Numatville For Mechanised Farming by MrTour: 10:11pm On Nov 01, 2016
Haha what do u expect from an Afonjas grin


effty:
Obagoal is buying cars...
Romance / Re: I'm I Qualified To Get Married Or Not? by MrTour: 9:21pm On Oct 31, 2016
OP I suggest you go abroad when you get there marry Oyibo chikena.

You can have as many children as possible with the Oyibo and the kids have a brighter future.

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Politics / Re: Amaechi Driving Himself On The Street Of Abuja Today, Nigerians React by MrTour: 7:46pm On Oct 31, 2016
The money this idiot stole and continue to steal will fund 2017 budget comfortably undecided

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Travel / Re: Which Country Is Closer To Hell Fire by MrTour: 3:34pm On Oct 31, 2016
I'm confused cry
Travel / Which Country Is Closer To Hell Fire by MrTour: 3:34pm On Oct 31, 2016
My three year old son is getting used to realities in life and this afternoon he took me by surprise.

I was busy and he called my attention and asked me:

Which country is closer to hell?

Nairalanders I'm really confused and I don't know the answer to this tough question. Please assist me in answering his question.

I would like to know the country you think is closer to hell and the reason why.

CC: Justwise
DisGuy


Let's go to the permanent site
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by MrTour: 2:49pm On Oct 31, 2016
The reason why most people get scammed is due to the anxiety attached with buying DOLLAR.

Most buyers are too excited to carry out thorough investigation due to the fear of losing out on something that potentially looks like a good deal.

If a Dollar seller who you are unsure about gives you a very good deal, DO NOT send all the money at once.

Firstly hold him down with a conversation and in this scenario the amount was for $40, rather than sending the whole 16K at once tell him your risk limit is N4000 per transaction (this is for example purposes, you can go lower). A scammer who intended to get 16K will be left with 4K and he probably think twice and call it off.

Alternatively tell him to give you time to ask for known witnesses on the forum.

Do not be too excited to buy, that's the most important rule.

Scamming cannot be eliminated but you can reduce or mitigate it.

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Travel / Re: Lagos Among Best 30 Cities In The World - PWC by MrTour: 11:34pm On Oct 28, 2016
Obviously it must be London.

A city lively and bubbly 247.

A city for all.

A city where you cut your cloth according to your pocket size.

A city where you can have it all.

A city where you can buy full chicken for N1000.

A city where food supply is bigger than the population x 100 times.

A city where everything works.

A city where public health is N01.

I love London city.

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by MrTour: 11:30am On Oct 27, 2016
One guy called me yesterday telling me about this MMM and how he has acquired lots of Mavro's. He invested 1.5million naira in it. He persuaded me to join but I'm very reluctant.

Do you think MMM is very likely to crash soon since its been on for a while and the Russians must have cashed in millions of dollars by now?

Also, do investors get 30% physical cash directly in their bank account every month?




onatisi:
The day MMM go crash will surely be a terrible day for many. Unfortunately Nigerians no dey learn fast. Good morning
Family / Re: A Frustrated Woman by MrTour: 11:11pm On Oct 25, 2016
This is not the time to lay blame, she has opened her thing for him already and STOP asking why she did.

All you can do is amend, you seem to have a spirit of getting things done right and you realized you nag "that's good".

When a guy doesn't find you as interesting as you wish and on top of it you nag "he is more fulfilled to meet other women", cos you always give him a reason why he made a mistake.

If he is nice guy he will love you for your desire and efforts into keeping the family together but this could take years.
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by MrTour: 10:57pm On Oct 25, 2016
The person who set up this petition need to think again, you cannot bully a financial institution into accepting a country tagged too risky for business.

Even if Obama sign this petition Paypal will just keep mute. Its better to understand a problem first before trying to solve it.

Ayo8:
https://www.change.org/p/paypal-let-nigerians-receive-funds-with-paypal?recruiter=617743727&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink

Nairalanders please sign the petition

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Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by MrTour: 10:18pm On Oct 25, 2016
Hi bro, saw your post on the update, I guess they said that to you cos they are waiting to have a clue on the rates for their secondary market buy.

Fortunately I am in touch with a guy who handles TBills bids at a Branch just near EEDC office I guess its same as where you Bank?

If you really need to sell urgently, you can go back to the branch and ask to see the person in charge of T-bills, then tell him you already have someone who will buy it. He will decide the rates as Bank still have to make a profit out if it.

Let me know.


LaconicINC:
Ok will let you know by tomorrow by God's grace
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by MrTour: 2:08pm On Oct 25, 2016
I am currently at Elegushi beach, can you bring or laptop dia let's transakiti.


firstinvestment:
Still Selling SKRILL $100 @ 420. Transfer can be done within minutes.

Physical transaction also possible in you reside on the island in Lagos.

Holla guys
Business / Re: How Much Did You Exchange The Dollar For Today? by MrTour: 2:02pm On Oct 25, 2016
Where is this ur 1K and is it in cash ?

I will be in London next week and would need it for my cab fare.




D1O:
£1000 currently available today to the highest bidder. So please don't ask me what is my rate. Just PM me your highest offer (you can post on here too if you wish). If your rate beats the competition, I am happy to trade with you, if not, please don't abuse me/take offence when I say no. Also, no offence, but I also don't have the time to haggle back and forth, just 'jejely' tell me what you are willing to pay. Simple, no be fight!

Daily cut-off: 4PM, Abuja time.

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Romance / Re: 20-year-old Beautiful Girl Auctions Her Virginity For N126 Million...See Details by MrTour: 11:19am On Oct 25, 2016
When most naija gals are losing their virginity over meatpie undecided
Celebrities / Re: Photos From Cossy Orjiakor's Birthday Party Hosted By A Footballer & His Babe by MrTour: 10:21pm On Oct 23, 2016
I only see a bunch of experienced Oloshos.

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