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This is a biased post.

First of all are you a Nigerian man?

Secondly, have you lived abroad?

Thirdly, do you know why most Nigerian guys insist on virgins when they come home to marry?

Finally, Nigeria is a fantastically corrupt country.

Haha the barber's name is "Sherima the wicked barber"

He needs to recognize okpolor head when he see one.

Tolexander:
The barber wey dey barb the boy head na wa o!

He suppose consider the shape of the head naw!

Beware of who drives a car after going out at night, no matter how drunk you may be take a conscious moment and observe the driver when you are about leaving, the sign will always be there.

One idiot I thought he was a friend insisted and argued on driving us back to a hotel after I saw he was knocked out from heavy drinking all night, I looked at myself and I said devil is a liar.

I flew 6,000 miles to be there and he thinks I'm stupid enough to let him take the wheel though the car belongs to him.

We were arguing who will drive while his eyes were half closed, I made a decision to rather walk 10,000 miles than risk my life in the hands of an idiot. I walked about 1km and fortunately got a taxi that dropped me off.

The next day I called the Idiot to find out where he was, to my surprise he said he slept inside the car at the same spot where I left him, he was so lifeless he couldn't even start up the engine.

I thanked my stars.

Thank you the real criminals are selling on these threads, dollar rate went up and everyone adjusted to selling at higher rates, dollar rate went down and people still retained selling at higher rates.

That makes everyone else selling at high rates guilty.

The truth is Nigerians don't even want the country to get better so long as they are benefiting financially.

The problem is Nigerians, unfortunately Nigerians are the most greedy set of scum.

mavinc4u:
Ehmm I think all these people advertising the sale of dollar in any form here should review their rates too. If CBN could ask banks to review theirs to N320 or stop the use of their cards abroad, I don't see why you guys cannot review yours to N350 or you stop advertising here . You can't blame banks for been crooks and we turn around to do the worst than them, after all change begins with us .

Ehmm, dragnet Abeg look into this matter .

Hi. I guess you want to sell your TB, contact your Bank first to understand how much you are likely to get then let me know.

LaconicINC:
guess we should talk

The financial company that gives 21% is called "419 financial services".


You don't need to find them, they will find you.

michael03:
Pls which financial company gave u dis gud rate at 21%,pls let me kno dem so I can bid wit dem too

Which kind tradition be dis

And who told you there is no possible loss in cryptocurrency, you are going from frying pan to fire.

FYI when the alarm bell for cryptocurrency rings the last set of people in possession of it are automatically the MUGU.

Your PayPal issue can be sorted within six months, the money you lost to hoodlums is unfortunate.
Good luck.

Adulphus:
Today is the most HORRIBLE day of my Life..
I didn't just loss millions to Hoodlum's but also
$$$$ Trapped in PayPay...

Abeg if you know say you be PAYPAL GURU BUZZ me
I need to produce proof of address, USA bank Account and US ID...

Who go Help recover my MONEY from this HEART BREAKERS oooo

ONCE I recover this money... Bye Bye to PAYPAL...

I will be dealing on CryptoCurrency...

This man is surely older but I trust the girl will milk him to his last kobo, very typical of naija gals. If she born for him more milking be that if she knows what to do.

The Oyibo could be earning some serious cash by just sitting around in his construction van drinking coffee in naija, colour supremacy

The Vaseline crew over to you.

I repeat over

Good day,
Can you please sell only $500 to me at N400/$. I await your response.
Thanks in advance.

Observant:
Nigerian banks are bastards.
I requested for PTA through Stanbicibtc when dollars was about 350 at the black market hoping to get it at CBN rate of 305.
But to my greatest surprise, after one month and two weeks of request, the useless bank called me to say that they can give me 2000 dollars at 398.7 naira. By then black market had gotten to 470. These banks are very useless and inimical to Nigeria.

Did he find the armed robbers?

lestat:
My brother you have a good point but let me tell you trust me never declare money at Nigeria airport. A cousin of mine was coming into Nigeria, then she was coming in with about $45,000 which she declared.

She was robbed on the drive from Airport there in Ikeja, they trailed her towards Protea Hotel in GRA and robbed her.

How did they know she had such money , she said when they pointed the gun they asked her where is the $45,000 dollars you came with?

Only i and my mum knew she had this money and off course her BF there abroad.

See i cant blame them for being scared

Yes you can request for Investment certificate from your Bank.

Bennycollins:
Am new here pls. I want to know if there's any document I can have from the bank as evidence for investment in the TBills. Thanks

The Brown roof Republicans again

Your interest rate is 14% taking into account bank charges and fees and you still got 28K on 800K investment for 91 days.

Smile Jesus loves you

xerxes456:
kindly help me calculate this, I placed a bid on FBN at the banks determined rate a sum of 800k and got 28k... that's like 3.5% I feel something is wrong somewhere, can someone please enlighten me... it's 91 days...

Chai Tonto still married better husband even after that Wizchild kid cursed her out sometime ago hmm.
Linda Agadinwanyibaby Ikeji if you are reading this "There is hope o"

Oboy see frustration

The useless govt needs to set up free medicals for Nigerians.

The govt is busy looking for who to chase with EFCC.

Bro if this news is true then today's bid rates for 91days, 182 days and 364 days could be near 15%, 20% and 25% respectively.

Adesiji77:
Naira shortage pushes interbank rate to 150%

http://punchng.com/naira-shortage-pushes-interbank-rate-150/

Even if Buhari entered that train the British public won't give a fuckkk cos he is a nobody.

Nobody cares to know who you are in developed countries.

Lol hope you left with Ikenga

Keneking:
I dont understand anything in this story

Ikenga, come let us leave this thread, I dont understand

Bro this one you are such in a hurry to withdraw the $8 did you deliver a low quality job and hurrying to withdraw the money before buyer changes his mind

My guy it will not work o lol.

frankmoney:
Guys I got an order today and delivered it ... And got $8 ..

I wanted to ask if I can withdraw the money today ?

so u mean its possible his naija bank has accepted the dollar and preparing to fire his Naira account at CBN rate of N305/$

The guy will be having a heart attack by now lol.

bdavis:
But if your bank decides they have seen awoof dollar, they might cheat you, not reject the transaction and allow it go through, then credit your account at CBN rate (sorry4 , I just couldn't help it)

Contact me. I am in Central Paris.

whitetiger511:
Please who needs 200 euro in France(Paris), or western union in any currency in any country. I need 90k urgently in my nigerian account so im selling 200 euro or 220 usd for 90k. Can do mandat cash postal if you're in Paris.( I won't give you the code until i have themoney in my account) or meet up maybe.
L Thanks.

Is it true Buhari disvirgined Aisha at the age of 9?

Op you see yaself, you hustle make your post hit front page and na you First comment too.

OP maka why

Firstboi01:
Its really refreshing and relaxing, after a hard day's stress, to just login here and laugh away your sorrows. Aside the learning that takes place on nairaland, the drama here is enormous. The time I spend here is all worth it. I can't remember login out of nairaland without atleast a smile on my face. Thank you guys, everyone here, for always making nairaland fun. I see us as one big family.

What a peadophile SENATOR, the way he is holding those children as if he already had a taste with boko haram.

Lol

dhtml18:
Recession don catch up with the vaseline crew, i hear vaseline is now very scarce in the market

The Vaseline crew food is ready

See the condition of a Police station, looks like a cage