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Vikin: I seriously hope that they were not kidnapped. The British police have to send our brothers/sister back to us in good health.

They owe us security at the olympics, i see no reason why they are telling us that they abscond instead of declared missing.

who agrees with me?

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May ayelala bless u. Ogunlade protect u. Ifa show u road to prosperity. Amadioha strike all ur bad-wishers. U are talking

jevic: I think it's time he went and see a shrink. His behaviour is becoming so nasty on a daily bases. Damn him.

You mean it 's time to "WENT" ? Are u advising him to WENT now ?

Tell me a Star in naija whom even 50% of you guys in this forum ever shown admiration,love,appreciation and posted a good comment about him/her. 2face,dbanj,idris,jwon,9ice,wizkid Who ? ? ? Give me a link to where a celebrity (either footballer,musician etc) was applauded in this forum. Frustration is bad, na im be una problem.

feekman: DPO thief,davido stupid boy animal I think dis is d second time,I pray dat god will push him near someone dat will shoot him instantly

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No o, no shoot am o. I am the gateman of the hotel wey the thng happen. See wetin really happen : I sit for gate. One red car enter, I open gate. Susie and frnd came out nd enter inside while driver dey in the car. Small time, Davido and susie's frnd came out and stand beside flower. Dem talk sotaaaayyyy de thng vex driver. Him start dey beat Davido. Davido dey shout "egba mi o, egba mi o". The guy wound davido, but as a star, he no fit talk am. He giv me 5bay sha after I buy plaster for am.

~Bluetooth:
Isn't NL part of the internet and a voice of Nigeria on it ?

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E mon tan 'ra yin

awesome_t: Congrats to the Ogonis! So when is Odua Republic being declared? Can't wait to disassociate myself from Nigeria.

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Oodua ? Pls stop that nonsens. Ilorin nko.

CHESSBOARD: Eddiot, How is it ur business, declare Odua Republic

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Har !! We dey fear na

crackhouse: yeah ofcourse i have a mad woman living close to my house. She can give it to u any day any time. I learnt her madness started when she was having sèx on bed with her bf.

. . . and u 've been having ur share of her since all these days

Goodluck e no do road. wiked mans. Kill am for poeple evryday evryday for road.

I no laf, I no frown. I just dey look am

Now, wedding na por pinland, honey moon na por wia ?

abdulkayus: aburo, no mind me ooo, na some peeps dey make me vex na, callin u wat are nt.

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For calling me 'Aburo'! U go old so ?

abdulkayus: c anoda run away mad man, abeg make una catch am b4 he enter market, u need to be taken to yaba left. Oloshi

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Egbon no vex. Na ur mouth go kill u na. U too dey jump.

SwagForce1: This is why I date only my UNILAG gurls. They will never decent this low. Even GEJ dey envy our SWAG.

u mean ? ? ? Do u want to write "DESCEND" ? U disgrace me pass the fighting gals. What r u reading n UNILAG ?

abdulkayus: even u too dat has go out of ur comfort of onitsha can still spew rubbish. Do i look lyk an aboki to u, leapin witout thinkin, better put on ur thinkin cap. Ewu lyk u.

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Walahi, na only wuman this guy dey folow. Look him profile

Kai, dis na fight, dem no tear pant make i see am for fim now

double j1: Ok, reason for the killing is known but why should they be killed,' it is our land, they cant do anything, who are they, cows, mad men', this is what beclould our senses of reasoning, inferiority complex.
I am not in support of the fulani who refused to heed to warnings or rather refused to use their senses but the enugu people also took an irrational decision . Do they think that the other fulani people will sit and laugh or would nurse grudges against them and if the come out they will also be killed. The day we realise that any move we take has an impact on the nation, that day will be the end of our problem. Based on this parameters it is okay to say both sides have made a mistake.

Permit me to say our government are not helping matters, since it is a known fact that there are a set of people who go against the ethics of co-existing among people, why not organise a team that will educate this people on the usefullness of peacefull living, rather they leave that gap open for problem to unfold from.

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Rubbish

tobechi20: u are d gal, u wil b pregnant.... D persn ur parent trust wil b responsible-UR BROTHER..

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U dey sound like this ? Abi na synagogue u dey wshp ?
Confam prophet jare

This dream is too vivid, I cant keep it within me alone. In my dream, I saw where one rich man employed a young graduate to be coaching his 12 years old daughter whose name is Favour in mathematics, physics and chemistry every evening. The rich man told the guy to use Favour's private bedroom as a classroom. The leason started normally,from 5pm to 7pm, and the young man was very puntual. Non of the parents ever interupted the 2 hours leason by entering the room. Few weeks into the coaching contract, this young graduate whose name was not revealed to me in the dream succeeded in adding an "extral" to his contract. To the ignorant of the unsuspecting parents, our graduate don dey use fingers dey do the small gal. Sucking a germinating breast has turn to a tradition for him. One day when coming for his coaching job, he stopped at an akara joint for a feeding. He ate fried yam mixed with hot chilli. After eating, the graduate was already in hurry and could not wash his hand. Rather he used his handkachief to clean his hands.
About an hour into the leason, the teacher started his usual "coaching plus" using his fingerts on the small gal. But that day, the game went sour as the hot chilli in his fingers from fried yam was not cool inside a young hole. The gal started from complaining to groaning to tears to crying and when the peppering was too much for he to bear, she shouted loudly. That called the attention of her parents who came and siezed the young graduate. As we were watching them, the rich man tried to call police when I just woke up.
Please wise people, can someone tell me what this mean ? ? ?

Sunday sunday tonic

Kill am for witch

Ileke-IdI:
Only a post like that can seem "exotic" to you.
You must think everyone has same patience as you do to sit through 7-hrs length of one Nollywood movie with crap plot.

but u can sit ten hours responding to nonsense online ?

Ha!!! Na dis gal I dey find money make I go marry o. god go judge Baba Ijesha.

Bear with me pls, Mod don comot the pics. Better things no dey tey for market.

@ifyalways, thanks for your concern. But my religion dont give room to such sacrifys. Can u do it for me so I pay u later ? Just to show love. Thanks

I need comments from philosophical mind please. If u are not matured, lost.

Yestday I ate rice before going to bed. It was only rice without beans. When I woke up in the morning and went to the toilet, what surprised me is that there were a lot of beans inside the poo. I am scared now I dont know how beans manage enter my bowel. Make una put mouth inside cos I never flush am.

Emokai: hmn! life! life! I worked 2 and half yrs wit a private firm b4 starting my business exactly 1yr ago. i now have 2 branches and a jeep within 1 yr. i've also employed 4 semi skilled labour. i wont rest until i've developed my business 2 d extent that i'll b able 2 employ skilled nd experienced labour. working 4 someone was like hell 2 me; i suffered every form of humiliation to d extent of loosing my self esteem. now i'm free. i'm now a Director.

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What are u into

~Bluetooth:
What if they have been doing that all these while ? Besides,oju-iku didnt do much consultation before single-handedly declare the state of biafara.

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Your brain is failing and coming back like zain. Your mama has lost a child. Sory 4 her