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Pets / Re: Shock As Cow Feeds On Sheep In Kenya by Mrval20(m): 6:13am On Apr 24, 2015
Africans and superstition. This is just a disorder, which a vet doctor would have a good explanation of.

Weird though.
Culture / Re: A List Of Igbo Dialects And Where Their Speakers Are Found. by Mrval20(m): 8:26pm On Apr 23, 2015
bigfrancis21:


A du m oyi keteke. Eshi du m oyi tetete. I jeko wee? cool

Anokwa m be anyi.
Onyeke anyi, ahugoleka m ne eshi du g' oyi oyi...smiley
Religion / Re: I Went To A Jehovah Witness Church! by Mrval20(m): 6:07pm On Apr 23, 2015
And you've been 'in abroad' for a while.

Okay.

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Politics / Re: Pastors You Must Quit Following And Why! - Cramjones by Mrval20(m): 4:52pm On Apr 23, 2015
Errm, what if God actually showed them and later changed his mind without notifying them of the CHANGE again?
Just saying....*shrugs*

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Culture / Re: A List Of Igbo Dialects And Where Their Speakers Are Found. by Mrval20(m): 4:41pm On Apr 23, 2015
NobleAky:
bialeka ishi wenye ne Nsukka! Inwego okpakara paimu ne egh jim

M pata okpakara ke I pata ofe egbara? Lol
Computers / Re: Enraged US Man Shoots His Malfunctioning Computer by Mrval20(m): 4:33pm On Apr 23, 2015
Plot twist - He backed up his data before going boom on the madaphakasmiley
Romance / Re: How I Got Into The Friendzone. by Mrval20(m): 3:40pm On Apr 23, 2015
People always misunderstand this friendzone thing.

@op, you weren't friendzoned at all! Instead, you were simply her good friend and there's nothing wrong with that.
A guy and a girl can be really cool friends without the guy/girl being friendzoned.

However, remember that once you're always around someone of the opposite sex, thoughts of sex must always run across your mind once in a while.

For me, being in the friendzone involves being really in love with someone but choosing to be "just friends", simply because you've become too close that she sees you as her 'brother', and for that you can't ask her out. In some cases, when you finally man up to ask her out, she'd tell you that she's contented being 'just friends' with you.... And some guys continue with the friendship. Now, that's the worst type of friendzoning because you've made your intentions known to her but still chose to be an errand boy.... After visiting her boyfriend, you'd be the one to buy her Panadol and snacks because she's weak.
Sometimes, if she quarrels with her boyfriend, you'd be the ultimate peace maker; while your soul bleeds.

Experience is the best teacher.

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Politics / Re: Thousands To March In Johannesburg Against Xenophobia by Mrval20(m): 3:19pm On Apr 23, 2015
They should've done this a long time ago. Nevertheless, no amount of marching will ever bring back the dead or erase the hatred most Africans now have towards them.
I pray for peace to reign.
Culture / Re: A List Of Igbo Dialects And Where Their Speakers Are Found. by Mrval20(m): 3:12pm On Apr 23, 2015
toronto10:
anyi du oyi oo
Lol deje nwonyekesmiley

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Education / Re: EBSU Expels 131 Students, Dismisses 61 Staff by Mrval20(m): 3:08pm On Apr 23, 2015
OP, you're encouraging mental laziness abi?

These days, people can't read an article longer than ten lines to the end. Smh
Culture / Re: A List Of Igbo Dialects And Where Their Speakers Are Found. by Mrval20(m): 2:52pm On Apr 23, 2015
Umu Nsukka Asadu, unu eme aga?

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Jokes Etc / Re: Thread For We Armed Robbers.let Us Meet Here by Mrval20(m): 6:53pm On Apr 12, 2015
I saw this thread, logged out, then viewed as guest... Saw the content, then logged back in to comment.
You never can tell, you know. Lol

OP, you're creative jor

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Politics / Re: What Is The Husband Of A Female Governor Called by Mrval20(m): 6:48pm On Apr 12, 2015
He shouldn't be called anything other than her husband. In my opinion, he won't be recognised as a political/public figure at all; as is the case with first ladies.
Computers / Re: Hurray!!! Ucweb Is Now Available On Pc by Mrval20(m): 3:30pm On Apr 12, 2015
henryobinna:
mmm.. yea but I according to review its still cool, givr it a try
Alright brosmiley
Computers / Re: Hurray!!! Ucweb Is Now Available On Pc by Mrval20(m): 1:54pm On Apr 12, 2015
henryobinna:
spartan is already out bro
Nah, it was a preview version. The complete package would be released alongside windows 10 later this year according to Microsoft.
Politics / Re: ‘enough Of Igbo Disruption In Lagos’ - Yorubas Outside Nigeria Speak by Mrval20(m): 9:09am On Apr 11, 2015
One Nigeria indeed.
May God help us all.

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Computers / Re: Hurray!!! Ucweb Is Now Available On Pc by Mrval20(m): 2:30am On Apr 11, 2015
Congrats to the UC team. I pray they don't end up like Opera for PC and IE.

For now, I'm stuck with my dear Chrome while patiently waiting for Microsoft's Spartan.

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Computers / Re: How Will I Remove This Virus On My Computer? by Mrval20(m): 2:26am On Apr 11, 2015
Does it change the files to shortcut or .link?
Use a different antivirus to scan your system bro. Avast premium fixed mine.
Family / Re: Help My Husband's Addiction Is Really Killing Me. by Mrval20(m): 2:00am On Apr 11, 2015
Try to find out if there's something you're not doing right yourself other than asking him. He might not open up comfortably for fear of hurting you or other reasons known to him.

I think the real problem is the aspect of masturbation because most men watch porn; married men inclusive. You should only get worried if he watches it frequently and perhaps shamelessly(it should be a private stuff).

Tell him in strong terms that you're not comfortable with the habit and give him time to gradually quit. If he doesn't, try and see a counsellor or a spiritual leader if you're religious.

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Politics / Re: Nollywood Movie (Sai Baba) About Buhari And Jonathan Hits The Market by Mrval20(m): 5:54am On Apr 10, 2015
tos4u:
After dem don collect millions from jonathan, now they want to rake in the masses hard earned money for dis crap of a movie, anyway i trust my iGbo guys there they will pirate it and the producers demselves go shock die.
Anyway waiting for d swearing in for change on may 29......... Sai buhari
Don't you think it's too early to incite tribal war here? Good morning brother.

@topic, using Agu will make the movie seem like some form of comedy or something. If I were the producer, I'd have chosen an actor in the categories of Edochie or Olu Jacobs.
Politics / Re: Man Ignores Dying Hit-and-run Victim–later Discovered The Victim Was His Mother by Mrval20(m): 5:45am On Apr 10, 2015
People are wicked mostly because of very bad experiences they've had helping others.

I blame this man...NOT.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: PRAISE THE LORD (my Wife Just Got A Job) by Mrval20(m): 11:33pm On Apr 09, 2015
I ttttaaaappp into this miracle...
More blessings coming your way. Congrats.

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Politics / Re: South East PDP Caucus Resolves To Remain In Opposition by Mrval20(m): 1:38pm On Apr 09, 2015
I commend their courage. Though I see a lot of people turning their backs on this agreement in the long run. Let's see how it goes.
God bless Nigeria.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Miracle Job Without Connection by Mrval20(m): 8:20am On Apr 08, 2015
Congrats, bro. May God keep blessing you as I tap into your blessings too.

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NYSC / Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Mrval20(m): 1:08pm On Mar 02, 2015
Good day my brothers. I just saw my name and all my infos were correct except that under status, it said "Matric no not in use".
Please did anyone else see this?

Ps: I've introduced myself o, I'm legally a brother.... So, please help a brother.
Romance / Re: Nairalanders When U Got Yourheart Broken by sm1,how Did You Handle It? by Mrval20(m): 9:58am On Dec 30, 2014
Haven't experienced it and God will protect me from anything heartbreak all the days of my life. AMEN.
Meanwhile, lemme keep learning from you guys; no knowledge is a waste.
Phones / Re: These Were The Top 10 Most Popular Searches On Google In 2014 by Mrval20(m): 9:17am On Dec 17, 2014
yemivictor:


Hehehehehehe... I believe she has done it one time already i.e. the sex tape that has brought her so much fame and fortune.
But the video wasn't even capable of breaking the internet as she put it; Psy's Gangnam Style did instead.
Computers / Re: Nigerians Are Underutilizing Their Tablets by Mrval20(m): 8:49am On Dec 17, 2014
nenergy:

Well said, But why buy èwà ágòiin only to perceive the aroma and then leave it to go bad? grin
Trust women sha
Romance / Re: Does Ticklishness Indicate Lack Of Sexual Activity? by Mrval20(m): 8:46am On Dec 17, 2014
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Hola
Romance / Re: Does Ticklishness Indicate Lack Of Sexual Activity? by Mrval20(m): 7:06am On Dec 17, 2014
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