blackaxe78:



I with you on this, school shud be converted to a grazing field for Fulani heardsmen.

oya rep ur own skul make we see.

ArcBoB:
Current facing such problem @ home. My dad vow to send me out if i do not bow (te). Pls adv

of course u wud bow,
since he never commanded u to go down on the 7 points(of d body;forehead+2palms+2knees+2feet) Allah ordered us to use in his worship,anything other dan dz can nevr b Haram. Its not difficult to prove,since u prostrate ur BODY and ur prostrate GLANDS to your rightful woman.. ....
#science

uplawal:
hot hot hot,topic,ogbona feli feli bi amala to jina,pls lets contribute

me i dnt get on my knees when greeting,because i have to do the same for Allah everytime of salat,i will rather bend a bit and smile beauifully,like this

Eka san ma/sir or Asalamu Aleikum ma/sir.

More to come,still thinking about misnorms in our tradition that is not in conformity with Islam

i want to understand as well dat u don't stand as well since u stand whe u pray to ALLAH,or most importantly,u dnt sit in front of people since u do dat on SOLAT.
#ISLAM is easy,don't complicate issues!

its die scarce eveeywhere,why not try infinix battery,it myt work out

CioAngels:
May all the deities in Nigeria humiliate, ask and judge those who did this and those who sent them and also whose who bought and used her part. Public disgrace awaits them all.

it did'nt happen in naija

in gamaawiy's voice:....this is my country,i'm not going anywhere,i have it in mind,i'll make it in here......#proudly a buharian nigerian.

wristbangle:


Because Nigerians are timid. Road reconstruction or construction should not be celebrated. In overseas, what they celebrate is invention.

.....then let timidity reign if sagacity is a shame."

Likins:
In USA all these road works is the govt primary duty, I repeat again 'PRIMARY' but right here in Naija it's like they've done something extraordinary.. Bleep shii

...and why wud u prescribe d american remedy 4 a nigerian malady...#this is africa.

wowmenow:
How come Saudi Arabia is not in recession

....because they jave truthful and nvr relenting citizens

u can do it either way both are correct

donlarbito:
Is a good result thou But I don't believe that %100 A1-mathematics
I wish him good luck

smiles A1 in mathematics nd F9 in mathematics no difference xcept logistics

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Her family, and especially Antonio, are devastated. Actually, Barbarita found solace in the house of her Criminal Defense lawyer Fernando Marín where she hides until her case is dismissed over lack of sufficient evidence. With her name cleared, Barbarita returns to her family after almost five years of hiding. With help from Larry Garcia who has now become a rich man and the fortune of the Thompsons which was put under her name through the help of her lawyer after the Thompson's company became fully bankrupt, Barbarita transforms herself into a sophisticated woman and goes to exact her revenge on the Thompsons who are completely shocked to see that she is actually alive. Cast Natalia Streignard as Barbarita Ruiz, daughter of Emilia and Severo, sister of Alexandra, Caridad's niece and Suzy's cousin, likes then hates Katiuska, loves Antonio Adolfo, mother of Tinito, marries Antonio Adolfo. 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Claudia Reyes- Jessica Steve Roth as Esteban Sotomayor, businessman and ranch owner, Alexandra's former lover. Fernando Carrerra as Fernando Marín, Barbarita's Defense lawyer References 1. ^ LA MUJER DE MI VIDA

walexdtruth:
HELP ME GREET MY GRNADPA WHEN U GET TO HEAVEN WICKED NIGERIANS

wicked ppl only greet wickeds, gt my point and rephrase.

Sunnycliff:


Is he a pessimist or a realist?

i wud say a pessimist hiding behind realism.

ShowYourCertificate:
What do you expect when a dullard is the president?

.....of course what do we expect..

when d pessimist makes his ungodly talks

ChappyChase:

Septic tank my left balls!
Ogbeni channel the thing to the nearest gutter!

you are as doog as doz ppl ruining d country's peace

DrMeroThaEmperor:
Niger Delta University, Osun State University and University of Ilorin are the fastest Public Universities I've seen in Nigeria, plus they can boast of high standards.

its not how fast,bro,its how far-well.

o boy see crazy list, where u put Lautech,

Oahray:
You do have a point, but you seem to be subtly arguing that it isn't worth the recognition. Maybe that's not what you meant but that's how it sounds.

I had to do a double take at "he is not the first and he won't be the last."

Pray tell... Who in your family, nuclear or extended, dead or alive, has ever gotten a 5.0 CGPA from a Federal University?

If there isn't, check your neighbour's family.

If there isn't, shut the hell up!

...I don't know why this 5.0 cgpa is being overhyped by almost everybody, what is good ought to be shared though,but not overhyped,afterall,it's not First class result that makes you the best in life,even in your field,or are yiou trying to tell me there won't be 'guruer' people than him in Unilag.......woo! bro,i'll always ve dz to say,"its not the certificate/grade,it's the make up"..........everybody na king for hin lane.

baralatie:
Did not catch his attention cause it is not the reverted course - med,ACCTS,law

but why are these courses overhyped by nigerians as if other courses are irrelevants......#maybe its about tym we stop hero worshipping doctors

Teedeechian:
Has lautech started 1st semester Exam?,if no,when will they start?

No,first semester lecturescommenced on 22nd of feb,exam is probably may/june.

Akinwunm1:
Ok, thanks

Not actually in the professional sense,but in competition-wise.

rexmania:
I wrote my jamb scoring 179 . Piss off by development like this have decide to send jamb my extract bellow to there email :-
My Name is MURITALA ABDULAFEEZ. I wish to seek a
review of my UTME
RESULT. I Am a UTME Candidate with registration
number 65449***** . I
*partook* in the examination on 1st of march 2016 at
jamb state office
Ado - Ekiti. In addition, I wish to request for
graphical
representation showing *the- mistake*s* I ma*d*e,for future
purpose*s*
It will be *of*a **great** assistance if my request is
Granted by the council.

Noted,may Allah help you.

powerfulsettingz:
but he failed on 1 dollar = 1 naira

he has'nt failed until he has finally failed.

kechywillz:
This guy is the one that is supposed to be trending and not Olajumoke

of course he trended nd hez trending sef.
#NIGERIA: where the best grad' student got a postgraduate scholarship which worth almost free,and d common breadseller became d papparazoic material in London..........when ll cradocracy stop in my motherland

OlajumokeBread:
I'm not impressed.
I graduated with 7.0 GPA.
I couldn't find a job so i decided to sell bread

welcome to nairaland-the nigerian facebook.......happy one hour anniversary as well.

EgusiSoup:
When would the dullard and all the APC e-diots on this forum have sense?

Anybody that voted for Buhari in the last election needs to has his brain checked!

hmmmm......
as crazy as d name implies, egusi soup,isn't it dat stew made wt mad melons

petux:
quy.....therez no point here xcept no. 8....every1 knows universities are far better dhan poly....read for jamb u no qo read u qo kum get admin go poly kon dae defend am.
#teamakokite

its not d jamb score bro,itz d intellect.......or are u telling me ppl in varaities lyk covenant nd d lyks r nt JAMB challenged too.I ve a friend wu made 161 in d jamb written 2 yrs ago,tho she went abroad 4 greener pasture in uni admission,i'm telling you,she z one of d best african student in MBBS in west minster college,USA. While m still dragging 3.8 cgp here in Lautech with my 231 in dat same jamb exam....,..........so,its not d jamb skor,it's d mindset.

oye9ja:
Bro OP, it's not compulsory to go school if you think d tin cost.








Mechanic or carpentry dey for u to learn.

In fact begging doesn't need to be learnt.

And,4 ur mind,u think a person dat went to skul is guaranteed a better life at d aftermath of his graduation than d common capenter prentice

[b][/b]seyi olofinjana
ex super eagle star
alma mater-Ladoke akintola university of technology,ogbomosho.

can't stop laffinism!! so funniest a picture!! r u a comedialist??!