₦airaland Forum

fashoo2010:
most of the senators doesn't even know why they are there... Some of them don't know how to move a motion.... It's only few dat make meaningful impact in the Senate. May God help us

ahhh
we've played a loose in ogun state ooo!!

where is ogun state's ota west senator gbolahan dada

Horlawale1:
GREATEST LASUITES.
BEST STATE UNIVERSITY IN NIGERIA...

always read ur jamb brochure very well,it jaa costed u dz silly mistake,y shud u 4get dat LAUTECH is a state university.

'the spoils of money go on an unaccountable note'..
......Dr. Naseef yazaji(1871).
fellow Mekunus, let us give ignorance a try if the perfect education lies beyond our reach.....




and.....
at the final end,tolulope falokun made 9 A's.

GreatEngineer:
Just imagining it GEJ won the election and is still the president with this kind of situation in this country, people would have eaten him raw. Fuel has been high since November till now and everybody seems to be comfortable with it even NLC.

The two weeks that senate gave petroleum minister never reach?

Everything is hard in this country.

how do you feel when ur younger ones try to cheat you,compared to your elder ones.And ,hence,things are not really hard in this country,because jumia makes 17 iphone sales a day!!

[quote author=kestolove95 post=41171110][/quote]SELFISH NIGERIAN!!

oya go on

Nihilist:
This article is so wrong I dont even know where to begin

1. The average employee typically works a 5 day week or roughly 20 days in month. I completely disgree with the premise of the OP's dubious calculations, but even if the calculations were grounded in some sort of logic, shouldn't the OP be dividing by 20 instead of 30?

2. The OP also misses the point by comparing an employee and his steady income to Hawkers,Truckers etc with their irregular cash flow. Again I doubt the veracity of his stats with regards to the earnings of hawkers, truckers and co, but even if the stats were true, The OP still fails to consider that even though the Hawker could earn 2000 Naira in a day, he/she is not guaranteed an income of 120k per month unlike the Banker

The crux of the OP's assertion is Business Owners have the potential to earn more than employees. The OP fails to consider the level of risk that these entrepreneurs are exposed to.

For the vast majority of people, it is better to go to work and be guaranteed your 300k monthly salary jejely, than to go and out hustle with no true knowledge of when the next paycheck is coming.

SALARIANER!!

very nice FP thinz

Iluv:
OP you are a learner. Nairaland has an auto correct feature. If you actually create topics, you should have noticed it.

When you type NAKE,D Nairaland auto corrects it to Unclad.

Same as when you type SBA,N (as in space bookers association of Nairaland) it auto corrects to "Nairaland'' it as well.

NAKED
Nairaland:what reveal

chumakk:
Nice one...why do Muslims carry their religion for head

because its not just a religion,its also a culture,hence,a way of life.

whatisthetruth:
Have you ever wondered why typical muslim malams, who can barely afford shelter, cars, feeding, trips abroad and so on and so on, would have the most number of children among any other religious or human group?

The proliferation of ISLAM, I believe, is a duty to the muslim by procreation.

Yet people don't see this and blame poverty or something, but thing is, most poor atheists, christians or other non-islamic groups tend to keep procreation to a low amount due to a sense of responsibility that comes from seeing that child prosper in the world by having the means to raise the child up properly.

We don't want a worldwide ISLAMIC STATE?

Ban ISLAM in countries that still have a chance.

ban ISL*M(PEACE) in countries that still have a chance to be peaceful #i define foolishness as the post i jst quoted.

Maghan37:
Does it mean because it is a fine mosque God will answer the prayers from that mosque b4 other mosque

yea sure,datz y solats made at d two harams are 10000 times more efficient than its like in a common mosque.....its bcoz of its sacredness,hence,neatness.

it is offensive because itz a bad omen,moreso,itz nt african.

inna lillahi,wa inna ilayhi roojihun he had come,he had fought,he had conquered!!

MrBLING:
Congratulations. But all these distinctions to go treat animals?? Why not the real medicine.

human doctors can't dare his merits

christejames:
How was your research conducted to come up with such claims? ...is like you haven't heard about UNTH (UNN) Enugu; that performed the first open heart surgery (and still performs) in sub Sahara Africa, and her performing alumni. You didn't even rate ESUT and other eastern universities well, or you think the only good university in the east is UNN? No UNICAL, UNIPORT etc. ...i don't blame you sha, I blame this Lagos-Ibadan media houses which you subscribe to.

u knw
first things first

Medical courses
10.niger delta university,wiberforce,delta state.
9.ekiti state university,ekiti:though characterized with highly cost tuition fees,its just a case of money.
8.bayero university,kano state:one of the very few universities in nigeria that offers physiotherapy as an undergraduate course,BUK might be cruel to non-northerners in their admissions.Hence,use the nigerian remedy if such occurs.
7.lagos state university,lagos;
Sufficiently funded!,nothing else,thanks to the transitional changes of the state goverment,especially in the moderation of tuition fee,averagely a LASUTHITE pay roughly 35,000 per session,though susceptible to change.
6.university of benin,edo state:a federal owned institution with the best medical study you could be offered in the far south.
5.ahmadu bello university,zaria & university of nigerian:UNARGURABLE!!
4.university of ilorin,ilorin: UITH is the place where even the best emulates it speaking influences,#irepUNILORIN.
3.obafemi awolowo university,ife:quite disturbing with their admission protocols,and more annoying is its snailly calender,but its still good to be in africa's 31st best university for a pursue of MBBS.
2.university of lagos,lagos:LUTH is just more than its worth......#thumbs up.
(**1**).UNIVERSITY OF IBADAN,ibadan:nigeria's premier medical college with patents as the best of its kinds in west-africa,tolling after university of johanesburg,10th,in africa's best medical institute ranking.UNIBADAN have been recognised within and outside nigeria as the citadel of medical researches an its likes,don't be surprised it was the first health institution to carry out the first successful kidney transplant operation in the whole of the green/white flagged country,and with recent speculations,it was affirmed that it has discovered the cure for sickle cell,along side with some foreign institutions.
#allhailthepremieruniversity!!!

Engineering courses
10.olabisi onabanjo university,ago-iwoye,ogun state: you look stunned too?!,well,possibly with the recent unspoken rejuvenations in the institution.
9.ondo state university of science and technology,ondo&oyo state university of science and technology,oyo:what do you expect from a tech school,though bears a uniqueness in its status as state owned.
8.Enugu state university of science and technology,enugu.
7.covenant university,ota&river state university of science and technology: they've got the very adequate requirements to maintain this spot,even chemical engineering is not exclusive.
6.university of lagos,lagos: it offers virtually all engineering courses,though,they've got bad hearted lecturers who could sentence you to 2-3 years extra years.
5.obafemi awolowo university,ife: CRAZY,nothing more!
4.federal university of technology,minna & federal university of tech,yola:these duo are just to justify that :"...the northerners too are part of the society.
3.ladoke akintola university of technology,ogbomoso:very diverse a school,though with unsatisfactory administration,but this school is among the very few that represents the nigeria's tech image abroad,i
think its high time the federal govt takes it control.
2.federal university of tech,akure:in soyinka's voice;"what may i tell you,what reveal??"
1.federal university of technology,owerri: ANY QUESTION??
I won't forget FURPE,effurun.

Mangements and social sciences
10.lagos state university
9.ambrose alli university,ekpoma
8.university of uyo
7.uniben
6.Ahmadu bello university
5.unibadan(social sciences only)
4.unizik,awka
3.uniport
2.unilorin
1.unilag
*** no regular order.

Agricultural courses
10.lautech
9.
8.
7.
6.
5.
4.federal university of agriculture,umudike
3.federal university of agriculture,makurdi
2.ahmadu bello universityt,zaria:it is undisputably the largest university in west africa,third to non in the black continent,though characterised by farming,the north's pride.
1.federal university of agriculture,abeokuta:YEAH!,it is WHO recognised as the agric institute of nigeria,fund allocations could tell best.

in lenrie peter's voice:the earth has changed its garmet,its you who have not crossed the fence,so.....
there you lie!

its FUNAAB, freshers,40k- acceptance fee, 35k-school fee accomodation 25k,

missyadorable:
it's sad. RIP to the deceased

But what I don't understand is why a man feels pain when his child,a girl,not even a boy dies..when girls are not children and menopause doesn't affect men

what will the loser(the mother) do if the father is mourning?
Mtcheeew!

too FOOLISH a post!!

missyadorable:
it's sad. RIP to the deceased

But what I don't understand is why a man feels pain when his child,a girl,not even a boy dies..when girls are not children and menopause doesn't affect men

what will the loser(the mother) do if the father is mourning?
Mtcheeew!

too FOOLISH a post!!

missyadorable:
it's sad. RIP to the deceased

But what I don't understand is why a man feels pain when his child,a girl,not even a boy dies..when girls are not children and menopause doesn't affect men

what will the loser(the mother) do if the father is mourning?
Mtcheeew!

too FOOLISH a post!!

first gentleman of the state, lolz

onila:
I still use pillow

9 inches never enter yet

u knw d year is centimetres to its end,perharps,its high tym u changed,and trip 4 16inches #madingo.

doz dayz wen onila stl use pillow to please herself,bt nw 9 inches go lost inside........ahhh#time flies.

some eskimos don't live in igloos#fact

mbhs139:
I never said JAMB should "gets scrapped". That never came up in our discussion. I was only trying to say nothing is pure in 9ja.

nothing is pure in naija,then......u cud b d pure thing u want to see.#CHANGE.!!

BAD OMEN! subhanallahi!! i 'm d 1st to comment on the most stupid post in nairaland's history, i seek refuge from ALLAH,to the accursed POST of nairalanders.

mbhs139:
Well, for whatever that means.

But I think you have comprehension problem. I never said CBT is a bad idea, I only took objection to saying it's the purest form of examination.
You see my friend, it only takes a while for anything introduce in Nigeria to be compromised. If I tell you what happened to the University of Lagos's CBT Post UTME, where candidates get score without even coming for the exam at all, you will then agree with me that your CBT, like I said earlier, is not the purest like you put it and want me to forcefully believe. Thank you.

wooo!
any bra dat suits ur b**bs,for all i care,its a very bad idea if jamb gets scrapped.

mbhs139:
Well, at the bold part, I think is not correct in its entirety. I have heard reports of how JAMB CBT was compromised by the owners of the so called CBT centers. For instance, does not baffle you that candidates now prefer to write their JAMB CBT exams outside Lagos? You will want to ask why...

OK!
Maybe its o'level exams whr secondary skul student wud register,post graduate student wud sit 4 d exam,dat is purest to you.
#SOFFO!

erico2k2:
Not at all.the whole western countries ha e nothing like Jamb.you get your O levels and you are admitted by your grades.

all we,'ve been saying:NEVER USE A GHANIAN ANTIDOTE FOR A NIGERIAN POISON!!

Reski:
Jamb should be scrapped and universities should be allowed to handle their admission processes completely.

so dat we can make nigeria FAKER than ever,......if u care to hear,it z d purest examination in nigeria,l.

FOR THE ONES WHO CARES ABOUT HIS HEREAFTER AMONG YOU!! What may be the world's oldest fragments of the Koran have been found by the University of Birmingham. Radiocarbon dating found the manuscript to be at least 1,370 years old, making it among the earliest in existence. The pages of the Muslim holy text had remained unrecognised in the university library for almost a century. The British Library's expert on such manuscripts, Dr Muhammad Isa Waley, said this "exciting discovery" would make Muslims "rejoice". The manuscript had been kept with a collection of other Middle Eastern books and documents, without being identified as one of the oldest fragments of the Koran in the world. Oldest texts When a PhD researcher, Alba Fedeli, looked more closely at these pages it was decided to carry out a radiocarbon dating test and the results were "startling". The university's director of special collections, Susan Worrall, said researchers had not expected "in our wildest dreams" that it would be so old. "Finding out we had one of the oldest fragments of the Koran in the whole world has been fantastically exciting." The tests, carried out by the Oxford University Radiocarbon Accelerator Unit, showed that the fragments, written on sheep or goat skin, were among the very oldest surviving texts of the Koran. These tests provide a range of dates, showing that, with a probability of more than 95%, the parchment was from between 568 and 645. "They could well take us back to within a few years of the actual founding of Islam," said David Thomas, the university's professor of Christianity and Islam. "According to Muslim tradition, the Prophet Muhammad received the revelations that form the Koran, the scripture of Islam, between the years 610 and 632, the year of his death." Prof Thomas says the dating of the Birmingham folios would mean it was quite possible that the person who had written them would have been alive at the time of the Prophet Muhammad. "The person who actually wrote it could well have known the Prophet Muhammad. He would have seen him probably, he would maybe have heard him preach. He may have known him personally - and that really is quite a thought to conjure with," he says. First-hand witness Prof Thomas says that some of the passages of the Koran were written down on parchment, stone, palm leaves and the shoulder blades of camels - and a final version, collected in book form, was completed in about 650. He says that "the parts of the Koran that are written on this parchment can, with a degree of confidence, be dated to less than two decades after Muhammad's death". "These portions must have been in a form that is very close to the form of the Koran read today, supporting the view that the text has undergone little or no alteration and that it can be dated to a point very close to the time it was believed to be revealed." The manuscript, written in "Hijazi script", an early form of written Arabic, becomes one of the oldest known fragments of the Koran. Because radiocarbon dating creates a range of possible ages, there is a handful of other manuscripts in public and private collections which overlap. So this makes it impossible to say that any is definitively the oldest. But the latest possible date of the Birmingham discovery - 645 - would put it among the very oldest. 'Precious survivor' Dr Waley, curator for such manuscripts at the British Library, said "these two folios, in a beautiful and surprisingly legible Hijazi hand, almost certainly date from the time of the first three caliphs". The first three caliphs were leaders in the Muslim community between about 632 and 656. Dr Waley says that under the third caliph, Uthman ibn Affan, copies of the "definitive edition" were distributed. "The Muslim community was not wealthy enough to stockpile animal skins for decades, and to produce a complete Mushaf, or copy, of the Holy Koran required a great many of them." Dr Waley suggests that the manuscript found by Birmingham is a "precious survivor" of a copy from that era or could be even earlier. "In any case, this - along with the sheer beauty of the content and the surprisingly clear Hijazi script - is news to rejoice Muslim hearts." The manuscript is part of the Mingana Collection of more than 3,000 Middle Eastern documents gathered in the 1920s by Alphonse Mingana, a Chaldean priest born near Mosul in modern-day Iraq. He was sponsored to take collecting trips to the Middle East by Edward Cadbury, who was part of the chocolate-making dynasty. The Koran Muslims believe the words of the Koran were revealed to the Prophet Muhammad by the angel Gabriel over 22 years from 610 It was not until 1734 that a translation was made into English, but was littered with mistakes Copies of the holy text were issued to British Indian soldiers fighting in the First World War On 6 October 1930, words from the Koran were broadcast on British radio for the first time, in a BBC programme called The Sphinx