Some body told me dat he checked mine but he didn't see any tin he didn't knw if i av admission or not. I asked anode person he told me same pls can some body help me wil details pls 25640120fi

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SUNNEX ABEG CHECK MINE NW ABEG WIT GOD ALEXANDER OGECHI JOHN

slowsteper sheey u dey skul kooo? Check nw

tunex pls pls check mine pls 25640120fi alexander ogechi john

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pakavy or tunex pls if u day skul check dis name abeg... ALEXANDER OGECHI JOHN accounting abeg u wit God 25640120fi

some body should pls past 100L, av tried all my mins but it not working, i gust d site is 2 busy

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oya testimoni tym..... Who is d 1st? We are waitin .... Make i enter dis cafe wey day my street

(23)AN ANGRY WIFE (EKAETTE) 2 HER HUSBAND
(AKPORS) ON PHONE.
Ekaette: Where the hell are you? ...
Akpors: Honey, u remember dat gold shop
where u saw the diamond necklace & totally
fell in luv wit it?
Ekaette (relaxed): Yes, my king
Akpors: Remember I had no cash 2 buy it 4
udat day & I said I will buy it 4 u one day?
Ekaette (totally relaxed with a smile & a blush):
Yes I remember my love!
Akpors: Good, I am in a beer palour next to
that shop!
Ekaette: thunder fire u, mad man.

(22)CONVERSATION BETWEEN A GIRL AND THE
FATHER.
Ekaitte: daddy, u remember telin me dat,
when a man get ontop of me, he is digracing
my family?
FATHER: yeah, gud girl, u remember tinz...so
continue
Ekaitte: Last nyt when i went 2 Akpors h0use.
He tried getting ontop of me while on d bed,
bt i refused
Father: That's my girl. I knw u will neva
disappoint me, so wat happened next?
Ekaitte: I got ontop of him instead, and i
disgraced his family
Father: OMG... (father collapses)

(21)Akpors got 2 school on monday morning and
d Teacher Asked: why did u come
late 2 school?
Akpors: "one man lost #1,000 Note at d bus
stop.
Teacher: oooooooh dat's Gud of u, were
u helping him 2 luk 4 d money?
Akpors: nooooo!!! I DEY CRAZE
Na me stand on top of d money..........
Since.......... .!!!

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pakavy pakavy hw far nw. Any latest?

Heey good mornin guys, i want 2 use dis opportunity 2 tank God 4 Keeping me alive upto dis date cos it not easy. D list will be out very soon, any body i ask keep tellin me very soon, don't knw hw soon is their very soons but i knw it will be out very soon...

Hollarbhessy: av b followin dis trend since bt i applied 4 accting tru ma d.e form n am also lukin 4 ma course mates

do u mean accounting, if it accounting then am ur course mate, add me on 2go (mrxela)

(20)Akpors wanted to get rid of his nagging and
over demanding girlfriend. He tried all
attempts which did not work out.
One day, an
idea flashed into his head. He logged in to
facebook, browse d into people's profile and
suceeded in downloading 4 beautiful girls
pictures. He printed it out and wrote R.I.P
with a red ink on each of the pictures. He hid
them in a magazine and kept it on top of his
television.
On saturday morning, his girlfriend was
cleaning the house and saw the pictures
on the magazine. She walked up to him.
Girlfriend: Darling!
Akpors: Sweetie, what is it?
Girlfriend: I saw this pictures on a magazine
at the top of the television, who are these
girls?
Akpors: Oh! Forget about them, it's not
important.
Girlfriend: It's important to me, i need to
know please.
Akpors: Ok, this one is Onome, i met her at a
friend'swedding . We dated and wanted to
get married but 2 months before the
wedding, she got involved in a car accident
and died. This one is Ngozi, we met at Mr
Biggs restaurant in Ughelli, we dated for a
while. One day she was goingto Lagos and
her car catched fire, she got burnt beyond
recognition. This one is Amanda, she was my
neighbour's daughter who came back from
London where she was schooling on a visit.
We met and spent a night together. She was
involved in Dana Air Plane Crash while
returning to London. Her body was not found.
This one, oh Eloho, her name is Eloho, we
went to visit my Pastor, on our way back, a
truck ran over our Keke Napep, she died
instantly, the driver and i survived. It was after
her that i met you.
Girlfriend: Met who? No be me and you o! I
am no longer interested in this relationship,
bye bye.
(She quickly picked up her bag and took to
her heels)

guys can we check our admission status on jamb web site nw? Mayb it has reached jamb site

Enoquin: Brandy:
Long Distance
Camouflage
Full moon
Come closer
Wow
Have you ever?

Shania Twain
Forever and for always
When you kiss me
From this moment

Brian Adams
Straight from the heart
Everything I do

Phil Collins
You'll be in my heart
Something happened on the way to heaven
One more night
True colours

Joe
Another use to be (I don't know if that's the title)
No one else comes close
All the good girls
Baby I wanna do (I don't know if that's the title)
All of the songs in 'my name is joe'

Dolly Patton
Here you come again
Love is like a butterfly (infact all the songs on this album)

Toni Braxton
How could an angel break my heart(I just love the collabo with baby face)
That somebody was you with Kenny Gee

Kenny Rogers
Don't fall in love with a dreamer
I don't need you
His collabs: Islands in the stream
Bed of roses and others that I can't remember

Cherish the love we have
And when I die - Vanelie?
Forevermore, Lady in Red - Chris de burgh
Good morning beautiful
You are my lover
Just once
I just called - Stevie Wonder
It must have been love
Love is all around me - Wet Wet Wet
Here is your paradise
Babyface - Nobody knows it but me
Don? - I've been loved by the best
Some prisons don't have walls
Tracy - Can I hold you tonight
UB40 - Can't help falling in love, Red Red wine
Everly Brothers - Dream, let it be me
Madonna - Take a bow (I guess this doesn't classify)
Sade - by your side
Michael Bolton - Said I loved you but I lied
Westlife - To be loved, flying without wings, More than words
Boyzone - No matter what
Gareth Gates - Anyone of us, what my heart wants to say, say it isn't so
Peter Andre: where I belong
Lionel Richie - Ballerina girl (all the songs in this album)
Luther Vandross - Buy me a rose
Whitney Houston: everything + collabs

And so much more...

i am beginning 2 love u

(19)Akpors walked into class with a black eye.
Teacher: what's wrong?
Akpors: my house is very small. Me, my mum
and my dad sleep on the same bed. Every
night, my dad asks,"Akpors are u sleeping?"
Then i say No and he slaps my face and gives
me a black eye.
Teacher: tonight when ur dad asks again,
keep dead quiet and dont answer.
The following morning, Akpors comes back
with a severe black eye again.
Teacher: My goodness! Why the black eye
again?
Akpors: dad asked me again,Akpors are u
sleeping?& i shut up and kept dead still.
Then my dad and my mum started moving, u
know,at the same time mum was breathing
erratically, kicking her legs up frantically and
squealing like a hyena on the bed. Then my
dad asked my mum, "are u coming?"
Mum said, "yes, i'm coming, r u coming too?"
Dad answered, "yes."
They dont usually go anywhere without me
so i said, "wait for me, I'm also coming!"

(18)Akpors took his new girlfriend home to meet
his parents...
His dad whispered to him, "Where the hell did
you meet her? She's cross eyed, bald, bow
legged and she's got no teeth"
Akpors responds, "There 's no need to
whisper, Dad! She's also deaf!"

(17)Akpors: pls show me where Radio is in this
BlackBerry.
Musa : But BB doesn't have Radio.
Akpors: Shut up, If u knw u dnt have any idea
about it, jst tell me, cos my BB just displayed
'Battery too low for radio use'

(16)Hon Patrick Obahaigbon drives into a petrol
station in his sleek, state of the art range
rover sports:
Patrick : Guy, give me full tank (in Benin
Language.)
Akpors : I only speak English,sir.
Patrick : Ok brother, good morning. I currently
feel a profound desire to replenish the
propellant of my motorized automobile.
Therefore I cordially request you to transfer
from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient
quantity of the combustible fluid of the
highest octane rating to fill the appropriate
receptacle of the said means of
perambulation to the brim.
Akpors collapsed and fainted!!!

top 5

(5) dolly patorn - love is live a butterfly
(4) dolly patorn - ur d only one
(3) dolly patorn - roses
(2) dolly patorn - i will always love u
(1) dolly patron - but u knw i love u

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even ur hand writing no clear dats y i always skip ur post, apart 4rm dis 1 i comment av u ever see my comment on ur post? I just wish every body in this trend will ignore all ur post, lets see where u will get d nerves 2 post another noise.

(15)Akpos was tired of City Girls so went to his
village in search
of a decent girl to pick as a Wife. He got
a real village
Girl, paid her bride prize and brought
her to the City. When he wanted to make
Love to her, he found out that her pubic
hair was too much and asked her to
shave. The Girl said," Sir, I no fit shave
oo! Nah this hair make all di boys wey
dey village dey call me"NKECHI, AFRO
#akpors fainted#

hey guys... admission list pendin just got some infor... Any tym 4rm nw till 24th

(14)Three friends Akpors, Rukewe and Oghene
decided to go for a picnic.
Rukewe packs the picnic basket with
drinks and sandwiches. Oghene carried the
basket and they set out for
the park 10km away.
It takes them 2 hours to get there.
When they arrived, Rukewe quickly spread the
mat and set out the sandwiches. After
checking around, Oghene found out that
Rukewe did
not pack the bottle opener. They then begged
Akpos to make the 4 hour trip
to go for the opener. He disagreed.''You 'll
finish the sandwiches before I return,''Akpos
protested.
''No we won't'', assured Rukewe.
After some more cajoling from them, Akpos
reluctantly sets out for the opener.
After 5 hours, there was no sign of Akpors.
They decided to wait for another 3 hours. Still
no sign of Akpors.
Oghene and Rukewe after waiting on Akpors
for more than 8 hours were by
now very hungry so they decided to
take one sandwich each.
As they were about to eat, Akpors pops
out from behind a rock screaming:' I
KNEW IT! I'M NOT GOING AGAIN''!!!

(13)Akpors had a broda whom his mother usually
refer to as a little angel.
So one day,akpors came to where his mum
was resting,
He askd"mum,shebi little jonny z ur little
angel",the mum replied him yes he is and
akpors said,
"i just threw him down from the balcony"And
he did not fly.
#mom fainted#
Now the question is, who is at fault

user name @ (mrxela) add me pls let yarn

chakula: Never Scan through your posts but I feel you as nobody want to reply your post! Try harder and convince dudes next time by pasting interesting joke on board.

i knw it funy, and pple keep viewing and viewing not wantin 2 post no cos they dont like it but cos they 2 lazy.