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God bless u more Akeem and may light shine brighter and brighter.

Wow God bless this people plentifully and when it gets to my own turn do better for me.. Amen

No WA o

ElDaIllest:
Hehehe Bashers I hail Una! This girl,a close friend of mine said I look like van vicker what do you think...bash me and Amadioha will

My dear u cute forget whoever u look like and be proud of the original u.

Mehn sometimes these set of talented individuals could drive u nuts if care isn't taken.
My experience...
Lost my grannie some time last year, got my own asoebi and gave my tailor to sew for me, we agreed on a particular for me to come try it on and see if there's any need for amendment. Fast forward to the D day na so I rush go my tailor shop o fantasizing how beautiful I would look in the style we chose, did I mention that the agreed date was a day to the wake keeping as I scheduled to travel that day. I got there exchanged pleasantries and asked how far my dress she calmly told me she gave her girl to go weave it na so my body come down with plenty smile...she urged I go and come back in two hours so as I could do other things. Two hours later I went there and got the biggest shock of my life lo and behold my tailor just started cutting my material chaii I lost my voice immediately and my eyes became cloudy na so my blood begin boil but I was too exhausted to talk. Wetyn I go do na to wait see the magic she wan perform. Waited endlessly and noticed she was tensed and thus was behaving like a confused fellow before I knew it 8 don knack popsy don call me tire dey vibrate o omo na to go like that be the only option. To end the story I was the only person looking different amongst grannies children as I had to wear what I could lay my hands on. A day I will never forget.#nigertailors#

NiRfreak:
It depends on the scenario and environment. The list of coping mechanism are

1 bending down like you want to write with your fingers the way jesus did in the bible

2 Tilting forward like a sudden stomach ache just gripped you

3 Putting your hand in your pocket and trying to hold the head of the stiff gear from the pocket ,drag it side-ways changing its course of direction to a right-turn or left-turn depending on the hands in the pocket

4 Cover up method....this entails covering the raging ass.hole with whatever uar holding e.g folder, envelope, bag, portfolio, even your two hands can do wonders the way player usually cover it up during free kick

5 Abruptly changing direction of your movement away from the eyes of people

6 Playing tricks on your mind:....e.g thinking about jesus on the cross of calvary shedding his blood for the sake of the sin of d diick

7...etc...add urs

U are just a clown... I laughed and fell of my chair

Nnam God bless you and shut ur critics...nedum

Naaa u gat to be kiddin' me!

God bless u guys more..

Kookny:
I'm leaving this month end. Joined January 11th this year, but I can't take it no more.

Reason: working environment irritates me, kinda fight to keep my cool. No specific job description, from the sales officer to the online sales manager, to the wholesales manager, back to sales officer, down to offline marketer to errand boy, pheww, Gotta go!

Lwkmd

Chineke!

mizzkweenbee:
Who said am dating him, kindly read d story before commenting

Nne stay away from that guy.

Na wa o

hurting:
Thanks bro! I fear she will get over me if I stay clear. I know her very well. And she is also heartbroken, she cries when I call her, as for d dressing, I have a very good dress sense, I kit well n dats one of d reason she loves me.

My dear friend aside telling my father what am gon type here this is the second time I will let it out. I feel u need all the encouragement and examples u can get now.

You see I had a man I dated for 10 months, soon. He told me his travel plans how much he had and how much he needed to complete, since we felt we want to remain together I decided to get want I had and help him cplement his which was over 200k. After that transfer I had just 3 460 as my remaining balance I did not blink an eye lid because I felt I did it for us.. Now what happened after that is history a story for another time.
1. Remember you got her the job when she lost the other
2. You guys dated for seven years according to you
3. She left you because to her u don't have enough money to raise a family so for that she threw everything into the wind and turned her back at you

Now ask yourself God forbids u have an accident or u develop an aliment tomorrow that means she go still leave you abi?

What of u get a good job now and loose it tomorrow wetyn go happn she go begin Bleep around or e go dump you abi?

My guy I understand how this thing feel trust me I have worn same Shoe..dont even bother thinking of killing yourself the only that will happen to you is that you wi be lonely but after that I tell u u will bounce back.

P. S even if she comes begging later when you have the job or not my dear keep your pride,look her in the face and courageously say NO it's not easy but if u can do it she will understand that ur live doesn't revolve around her.

No need begging cus u will beg till eternity. U deserve to be happy and trust me u can get it anywhere. Yes ANYWHERE!

Nice post

Khd95:
''keep ur songs at cbn''

Ok that is lame

Very lame punchline...u head dey there!

K9Uneet:
I go happy die.
I'll see it as a second chance/ second opportunity to make amends, because, truth be told I've made a lot of mistakes in life. But thank God for the life I'm living right now.
Then I'll learn NEVER to fall in love with any girl called Geraldine.

Chaiii feel for you...Imagined the courage you mustered to write this...this life na wa o! But we got to keep keeping on.

espionagesavvy:
1. I won't get married to my wife.
2. I would do medicine instead of dentistry.
3. I won't work so hard in life, success is not by hardwork as I was made to believe.
4. I would copy someone's assignment..

Bro u number one made be shudder with surprise.... Now am getting more scared of this thingy called marriage.

Hmmm

Chaiii lwkmd at the comments

Sauce?

Hmnn

Dreaded monster

Ndissle:
Hello fellow nairalanders.......I am a PHONE ENGINEER who has come here to assist you with hardware and software challenges you may be facing with your mobile phones. I am based in LAGOS and my office/shop is at no: 22 Obafemi Awolowo way ikeja( computer village) and the name of the Plaza is FINET. I fix all models of mobile phones like BLACKBERRY, TECNO, NOKIA, SAMSUNG, IPHONES, GIONEE INFINIX, ITEL, INNJOO, etc and i'm good at it. So, if you have lines on your screen, broken screen or touchpad, whether your phone doesn't boot well (stopping at tecno logo or infinix logo etc), all you need to do is to reach me on 0. 8. 0. 3. 8. 6. 0. 3. 9. 9. 4 and you can also chat with me on whatsapp with the same number. This is a way to make it easy and fast for you to get your phone fixed not on the roadside but in a proper office were you will be sure your phone will be safe. Before i forget, we sell new phones of all models in the plaza(FINET) at affordable prices

Hello please could you help me out was in ur plaza some days back bought a new phone from a guy there his name is chuks, but the problem here is that each time I try to login into nairaland through my browser, a pop up shows that reads this page has a redirect loop....pls what can I do to solve this problem..

Thanks..will be awaiting a response from you.

Well said.

Sauce nko

Chaiii! Looking at this pictures, never knew when tears streamed down my cheek. I imagined I was their shoes.


God pls step in and let it be evident.

Hmmm