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[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=623368.msg7912200#msg7912200 date=1300148747][color=deeppink]Okay. . .Don't divert the discussion into something else.

I personally think he's in it for the green card after that there's nothing between them.[/color][/quote]Hmmmmmmm. . ,  . . U can never know my dear. Cause anything is possible. How else do you explain the love life of Donkey and the Dragon in Shrek? 


[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=623368.msg7912202#msg7912202 date=1300148776][size=22pt]Ms. Potato!  [/size]

The "cowgirl" is the poo!  It is good position when you are pregnant and out there.  I mean it get every nook and cranny.  

Sorry, I spaced out a bit.  

I am not saying that all looks like that but uhmm THEY DO NOT LOOK FEMININE.  (the German World Cup team)[/quote]U dont think the guy would die flat down there? 

Hmmm. . . Come to think of it yeah, those German girls really dont look feminine atall. I wonder why.  But are u sure she is a German

Im just kidding naa.

Well, I happen to like Edo guys very much and I am dating one too!

I am Edo Chinese naa

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=623063.msg7911698#msg7911698 date=1300140799]Ms. Potato . Sweeery can I be your Dadddy? [/quote]Sure u can!


Daddy, can u buy me 15 Cabbage Patch Kids Teddies?



[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=623063.msg7912145#msg7912145 date=1300147658]Ask your daddy is he looking for a second wife? Thanks Papi Potato! You are so wise![/quote]LOL! Chima, U are not serious atall. My father is a very traditional man naa but Im surprise of what he thought about the cooking part.

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=623368.msg7912172#msg7912172 date=1300148262][color=deeppink]A huge giant at that. [/color][/quote]Im worried if she ever does cowgirl position with him in bed oo


[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=623368.msg7912180#msg7912180 date=1300148466]Those orthodox German women looks like that.  You should have seen the WOMEN WORLD CUP and the German women team were uhmmm "mannish and swollen". I think the captain was a man in a previous life.[/quote]Really? U mean they are all like that?

Uhmmmm. . . ActuallyI dont know really but perhaps it could be the media that spoils the reputation of black people in this country naa.

Yes I have a serious issue with Edo guys!

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=623368.msg7912156#msg7912156 date=1300147889][color=deeppink]That woman can tear that man apart if there's ever an altercation between them. . .

She has a bodytype of a female builder/wrestler.[/color][/quote]I think she is a giant

Yes I thought you were serious.

Well, although Malaysia is known throughout the world but I dont feel the locals here are still ready to be in a relationship with Dark Chocolate people. Almost everyone here is for Whites. Thats why I feel embarrass in a way.

So U are Edo?

Typica Nigerian guy.

Tell me, why are Nigerian guys always very playful?

and i thought you have a gf. I saw your profile picture!

o boy! I can see where this is coming. U want me introduce you to Malaysian chicks right? Uhmmm. . . . My dear. Not happening and Im speaking as a friend

LOL! Boys will be boys.

The mainraces here are the Malays, Indian, Chinese and Kadazans.

Malay= Siti
INdian= Shamini
Chinese= Mei Ling
Kadazan = Jennifer

What I guess each race has their own preety girls naa.

What tribe are u from?

Hey Mark, nice to meet you.

Uhmmm. It depends. In Malaysia we have many races here, which race u wanna hear from?

Me too. Its Gabriella but people calls me Gabby or Gab Gab or Gabry. Its not a common Malaysian name though and the people here find it hard to pronounce it most the time yet I dont know why my moher chose that name for me, Whats yours?

Donpuzo:
In Nigeria closure/strike in University is a normal thing.

A 4/5 years course could take 6 or 7.

Without apologies to students. I also hope they follow standard.

But a dual increment is seriously absurd!

WHAT THE!!!!! :oAnd yet I did my Degree for a year.

Now I can see why alot of Nigerians are willing to study abroad than to study in Nigeria itself. The number of years to study is just too much!

The Minister of Education should do sumthin about this oooo. . . Whatthe hell is he / she getting employed for? And you guys pay tax for his/her salary!

Awwww. . . Im so sorry.

Wow! How can this happen? I hope the schools are complying towards ISO Regulations ooo. . . . . Cause they have set a ceiling price for each semester

Why is your school close down?

Donpuzo, I feel like going out. I mis my work

Guys, looks like today ill be staying indoors for 24/7 without going to work or anywhere. My body is aching internally (dont know what is the cause of it but I surely do know I have never stepped outside or open my windows) I hope its just pure psychological thinking

A nuklear plant in Fukumi, Japan exploded at 4.30am yesterday 14.03.2011 and today 15.03.2011 it has been raining constantly in my area, Labuan island Malaysia.If it rains, we whom are living in Asia are not allowed to go outside cause if we do and the rain touch our skin, it will burn our skin, cause cancer and it will also make us loose our hair. The rain contains solid acid.

The Japanese government had confirmed the radiation leak at fukushima nuclear plants. All Asian countries should take necessary precautions such as to remain indoor for 24 hours, to close all windows and doors, swab neck skin with betadine where tyroid area is as the radiation will hit tyroid first.

First stop is Philippines where the Radiation will hit them today estimated time at 4.00pm.

Potato gives Dave a

LMAO at all the replies!!!

Quoted by Mrs Chima
I didn't say I didn't love cooking.  I said I can't boil egg and do not know how to cook.  If you was here, you would fall in love with take ordered food and never go back to it again. 

Speaking of beautician, people always asked me to do make up on them because they love how I use natural look.  I do not believe in clownish look if you seen some of these women with excess and colors that do not match their hue.  I always look at the person's hue and then apply the APPROPRIATE colors to the skin hue.  You do know that every red hue skin is not the same?  That why make up companies are designing spectrums within the make up.  Like for example, light, medium, and dark in every color shade because they realize everyone skin tone is not the same. 

Getting back to the topic,

LMAO@men thinking women who have maids are lazy and feminist.  You can do that when you have money.

My father is now here reading all of our posts and he told me to leave you alone as he said not everyone is good at everything. He says in todays society is no more like before where women work their butts off to support the family as well. He says now if a woman doesnt know how to cook, there are always other alternatives thats why these days they have cheap labour to hire as maids, they have restaurants, take away, hiring of personalize chef, eating at your parent's or in laws and so on so forth but before they dont really exactly have all those options which leaves the men to go to war and the owmen to cook at home. One doesnt necessarily has to be a cook at home these days.

Hmmm. . . I guess my father is right

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=623063.msg7908968#msg7908968 date=1300113216]Ms. Potato,

All I do is order what I want and my maid does the rest.  It is the blessing I have to be able to do that.  I am sure the men would prefer their wives to cook for them because they grew up watching their mothers cooked for their pimps fathers.  

Inkie said it best MOST GUYS tend to pick women based on their mother GOOD OR BAD.[/quote]LOL! I guess u must be the same like my sister in law, my brother's wife. She dosnt like cooking and doesnt know how to cook either. But I sure do love her work when she handles people's skin. She is a Beautician  

As for me, I actually have no choice because I was raised in a family of cooks where my mom is a baker at night meaning she takes orders and bake cakes, cookis, bread, buns and etc etc. My dad helps my mom to do decoration especially in terms of icing but he is good at CHinese Cuisine. My brother works in a Chinese restaurant as a cook and my sister is a chef in a hotel. So I basically have no choice. I use to find cooking so stressful when I was a teenager and I use to suck badly but whenI grew older, it actually is not bad and its fun!

if Im there, Ill ensure u will love cooking in a week!  

U ladies are not serious atall

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=623368.msg7908873#msg7908873 date=1300112389]That is what the short guys are skilled at is chop chop toto. [/quote]I think he will get drown in there or getting himself swallowed by that thang!

Did u at least try? Its fun Im sure.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=623063.msg7908545#msg7908545 date=1300109022]I can't boil eggs.   I am a terrible cook!  Oh well!  Sue me![/quote]Nonsense my dear. Anyone can cook when thy put some initiative in it

Boiling eggs is simple but complicated when one has a self preference on what type of egg they would like. Poach? Hard Boiled? Soft Boiled? Semi hlaf boiled? If you are good at timing and the temperature of the water, u're good to go.

But if I were to teach anyone to boil egg I would tell them, switch on your fire, put the pot of water on the stove, put in the egg and make sure you pour in white vinegar so that the egg shell wont break., And han leave it to boil for 10 minutes and there u have it your Hard Boiled Egg! (Besides, most Nigerian men dont like eating slimey eggs anyways)

OH DAMN! I wonder how he go chop toto?