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Well, i must say. Ive always wanted to be a pirate. But not like Captain Hook rom Peter Pan maybe more like a jolly pirates that tells stories and jokes to the other pirates and maybe I need to carry ear plugs cause I also would like to sing and perform for the pirates there so I dont wanna loose my ear sight when singing for the pirates there.

But Im glad you guys have internet there despite all the bombing at least I can keep in touch with my family back home during breaks.

So when can I go there? How do I meet up with u?

mashnino:
no ooo, she cries d way u cry,

I cry like a princess FYI

SUKURU:
the way i sing 4 her

Can u record the way you sing to her and post on Youtube? I wanna hear em ooo

michylabo:
At first it made me sick, but i later adapted and found it very funny.
When she has to pick me up from work, she locks d windows and farts so loudly and it stinks like hell. I wld be trapped in,

LMAO! Your gurl is ma kinda gurl!!!

UPENDO!!! Are u serious? na waa for u. This sounds like u are from the Pirates of the Carribean!

Why would u want to bomb the darker ones? Is Iman not dark skin?

Someone told me that once u enter Somalia, you will never return. I think it was from Mrs Chima. Do you agree with that?

I think the real hard cold fact is that men in general are weak . When they see a woman they are all weak.

Thats why they say in a family, the men is the head of the family but the woman is the neck of the family and who controls the head to move? The neck!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

DAMN! GURL! U made me to almost pee in ma pants!!!!!


No, I dont look down on them. Its them whom look down on us. For centuries, the west Malaysians (Johor, Kedah, Kelantan, Melaka, Negeri Sembilan, Pahang, Perak, Perlis, Penang, Selangor, Terengganu, Kuala Lumpur and Putrajaya) have always looked down on the Sabahans, Sarawakians and Labuan's. They call us less educated, they all think we live on trees and dont know how to use a computer. They think we only eat grass and drink stream water and so on. So when that statement came to us, we than look down on them cause unlike them, most of us could at least speak in proper ENglish and that most of us have been abroad to study.

So u know, thats the difference and that has caused us to fight.

Wow! U are from Somalia. Thats cooL! I hardy see a Somalian here on Nairaland. Are u dating a Nigerian?

Its ok love. Anything for u my dear

Yes, I live in a very very small island where there are alot of foreignors here. If you drive around, it will only take u one hour to round up the whole island. Thats how small it is LOL.

Over here, its either u become an accountant or u work for the oil and gas or u try owning your own business but usually drug dealers here would own business and no one else.

The alcohol here is very cheap too but other than that, the cost of living is very very expensive.

Im sorry, I was going to say USA to refer to Texas and New York didnt know I was thinking of Nigeria. LOL!

We Labuan people would mostly feel offended if we are called Kuala Lumpur citizens because we dont respect them and we look down on them sadly to say

So where are u from?

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Just as i'm easily irritated, i'm also easily amused.
Nothing in particular. . .it could be something rare or something he does all the time.[/color]

Which is. . .

mashnino:
MYN IS ANYTYM WE RE FAR AWAY LIKE MAYBE I'M IN ZARIA SHE'S IN ILORIN, AND I TEASE HER SHE FORMS BABY CRIES OVA D FONE, SO I'LL HAVE TO PRETEND LIKE I'M CLOZE TO HER TO TELL HER TO STOP CRYIN, VEWI FUNNY TO ME XPECIALLY D WAY SHE CRIES,

LMAO!!! My goodness! I can smehow imagine how she cry. Does it sound like some kinda rodent?

LesbianBoy:

Awww. . . Thanks sweety

So whats yours?