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El Guapo:
Potatoe not evry 'flirt' constitutes prostitution

but you make me feel that way claiming that you are married and u need a temporary NL gf. Thats more like a prostituteee to me

El Guapo:
Lol, i hardly take fried fish
Anyway all am seeking for is a short term N.l flirt [i presume u know am married] So jxt give it a shot, am aint too bad for Potatoe ladies

Now I see you are taking me like a prostituteee

El Guapo:
Not Jxt the hots, i've gone even up to having wet dreams for Ya!

Hmmm. . . Im suspecting you

Are u now teasing me?

U want sumthin from me right? I didnt steal your fried fish oo I swear

[quote author=Orton1_0 link=topic=665641.msg8328841#msg8328841 date=1305528451]The wan way dey vex me sef na the wan of comparing our girls to the oyibo ones.
Dose gurls way no even dey bath for winter, talk more of using sponge. . .still wear one jeans for 2weeks.
My grandmama dey crack chicken bones like no Man's biz. . .courtesy of chewing sticks and toothbrush of recent.
Me?? . . .brush twice a day, then floss and mouthwash again? . . .mouth na pomo? mba nu! . . .wetin i dey chop sef
Make dis topic die abeg. . .taa!![/quote]I was about to comment as such untill u brought it up

This posts is tooooo longggg and than when I saw who the poster is, now Im not bothered to even read or comment knowing that he is a LOCAL CHAMPION

Sorry to hear all of this.

As for me, I think Jaybee is doing his job. Cause if he aint, he wont be locking threads. He would just let all the threads fly around like flies without bothering about it.

Tima, calm down my dear. The most you could do is ask the Mod on why did he/she take those actions and also perhaps to request from the Mods to not lock the thread. Cause I think your topic is a little too harsh dont you think? Just my personal opinion

There happens to be some threads before where some people here have insulted others and Jaybee was the one that deleted all those insulting posts leaving the thread to be free from insults and be in topic so he is doing his job.

If that is what Seun really said, he should not take this to heart cause no one can ever satisfy and please everyone

ANNA WHITE!!! is this really you!!!

@ Topic, I dont see it as a problem.

I always masturb infront of him and I dont care really. But I have never masturb without him around. though. Dont know why.

If I see him masturb than I would suck the hell out of his damn thing and screw him well well!    But so far I havent seen him masturb without me around.

We both are the type of people that masturb infront of each other

Crude Oil:
In that case, I'll take her to the hospital.

Just because of period? So every month you would do that? U are not serious at all

Poster, first of all did you claim your love to both of them?

Did they know that you are dating both of them?

Cause if you are dating both of them than its your fault here.

IMAGINE! This person has been my YIM friend for a very long time. I talk to him on and off and he is a nice person but not to talk everytime. Just casually. And all of the sudden, today when I talked to him, he became to a FEMALE!!!  I think someone has stolen his Yahoo ID! 


This is the conversation:
11.52am 16.01.2011
Ms. Potato: U and your this baby face
alonzomiker: :-) hi sweetie
Ms. Potato: Hello sweetheart
alonzomiker: i hope you want to chat with a Hot girl today,  ;-)
Ms. Potato: Hot girl??
alonzomiker: i am a little busy right now, just got a new laptop trying to set my cam up,
Ms. Potato: Oops
Ms. Potato: Sorry to disturb u
Ms. Potato: Ok go ahead
alonzomiker: i have a fetish if u wanna call it that for being on camera ;-)
Ms. Potato: Are u a female?
alonzomiker: you can watch my webcam but you're not a kid right??
gabrie_again: What do u mean?
gabrie_again: Are u unclothed?
gabrie_again: Cause if u are, than no thank you!
alonzomiker: k , well im gonna show you , k?
Ms. Potato: NO!
Ms. Potato: Wait!
Ms. Potato: Are u unclothed or not?
Ms. Potato: Cause Im at work
alonzomiker: http://access.im/7/vite03 go there and my video will load, just make sure to click the ACCEPT INVITE button on the left of the page, its 100% free to join you only need a credit card to verify that you are over 18 ;p
Ms. Potato: I dont have a credit card
Ms. Potato: Is this some kinda scam?
Ms. Potato: Cause I know how does a scam work
alonzomiker: if you come watch me i'll do whatever you want me to do,  fill out your info, its free :-) k?
Ms. Potato: and u bvetter be careful about all these things
Ms. Potato: Oh no thanks
Ms. Potato: Im not interested
alonzomiker: i use this site to play on cause i don't want to be recorded!, this site doesn't allow people to record my cam! just make sure you click the accept button on the left of the page before the timer expires ;p
Ms. Potato: But I dont have a credit card
Ms. Potato: Sorry
Ms. Potato: Anyways Im at work
Ms. Potato: so I am not interested to view anybody's webcam!
alonzomiker: credit card is just to verify your age, u get in for free thru my cam session invite since I'm a premium member, but u need to verify babe just click the accept invite button on teh left of the page
Ms. Potato: But thats the thing, I dont have a credit card
Ms. Potato: sorry
alonzomiker: let me know if you need any help logging in, i'm gonna slip into something nice for you, k? ;-)
Ms. Potato: as big and old as I am, I hate using credit cards
Ms. Potato: ok, bye
alonzomiker: im the girl in the main video that loads
Ms. Potato: so u are not a female?
Ms. Potato: so u are a female and not a male?
Ms. Potato: Hmmm. ,  Im suspicious of you!
Ms. Potato: U are not my friend
alonzomiker: k
Ms. Potato: U stole my friend's YIM!!!
Ms. Potato:
alonzomiker: are u in babe??
Ms. Potato: U are a scammer

And he/she immediately went offline!

El Guapo:
^ Oops! Never knew i was even spilling my dreams here!

didnt know u have the hots for me

Crude Oil:
I would give her some asspirin.

her period is overflowing and she is in total pain and u only can give her asprin? The period pain does not just go away like that my dear

Iya is rubbing it on my face just because I didnt end up with Lord_Reed

And I will tell Mr Cool Tee to smoke you out from this building

Stop cyber bullying my teddy abeg!