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Food / Re: How We Killed A Big Python With TEREX (Pictures) by MsZee(f): 3:46pm On Nov 06, 2020
Mokason288:
And you’re happy? I don’t blame you ? Nigeria doesn’t value human life how much more animal’s life

In AMERICA you would be in jail now embarassed


I HOPE I MADE SENSE
Yes you did.
Oya vamoose to America
Food / Re: How We Killed A Big Python With TEREX (Pictures) by MsZee(f): 3:43pm On Nov 06, 2020
Samylekey:


Hahahaha Lienus Mbah

Lol. Lienus Akpa-ashi

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Fashion / Re: Queen Of Aso Nigeria Crowns Peace George Chinwendu, 8 Others Winners (colourful) by MsZee(f): 6:29pm On Aug 25, 2020
Chai ugly queen
That Miss Akwaibom is actually prettier

Most of the guests are wayyyyy more beautiful than the winner

Ojoro pageant

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Education / Re: Why You Should Not Travel To Northern Cyprus! by MsZee(f): 12:04pm On Aug 25, 2020
Why wasn't this moved to front page? If na useless topics mods will quickly rush it there.

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Education / Re: 78 Private Universities Ready To Resume - Nwajiuba, Education Minister Of State by MsZee(f): 8:43am On Aug 25, 2020
I wonder why government is still keeping schools closed?

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Politics / Re: Ebelechukwu Obiano Builds 27 Houses For Widows by MsZee(f): 8:48am On Aug 20, 2020
ifeanyija:
Where she get money?
Thank you
Politics / Re: COVID-19: Ekiti Governor Fayemi Tests Positive by MsZee(f): 10:53am On Jul 22, 2020
New fraud style. Test positive, divert serious cash.

All governors now testing positive including Ikpeazu d idioto
Politics / Re: Hushpuppi: Protesters At US Embassy Demand Investigation Of Atiku by MsZee(f): 4:28pm On Jul 06, 2020
This is too shameful.
Education / Re: Pirate Confraternity Welcomed Nnamdi Azikwe To University Of Lagos In 1972 by MsZee(f): 10:04am On Jun 06, 2020
Its so sad when every topic ends in tribal war viz afonja versus Igbos. And its usually from empty skulls that have nothing meaningful to contribute to the topic.
Its high time mods start banning such individuals

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Crime / Re: Father Who Defiled His 6 And 9-Year-Old Daughters Arrested In Ondo by MsZee(f): 2:21pm On May 25, 2020
Why not deeply open his anus, very very very wide
Family / The Menace Of SDK Blog by MsZee(f): 7:01pm On May 14, 2020
I am going to go straight to the point.
The reason why I decided to write this was because of a thread I read on Naira land " I was a husband" where a devoted wife changed to a demon over time.
Please husbands, boyfriends, brothers, sisters, if your wife, girlfriend, sister is an avid reader of Stella Dimokokorsus blog, please, please, please, find a way to stop her.
That blog is anti marriage, anti good, anti men, anti fairness, the kind bitterness spewed on that blog against men is very alarming.
Women are encouraged, cheered, applauded for being demons in their marriages.
I believe that posters wife is a full fledged member, cos that is their MO.

Sisters, please for your own good and minds health, don't get entangled with that blog, its owner and members. They are too deranged.
Thanks

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Health / Re: BSUTH Sacks 30 Doctors In Benue State by MsZee(f): 12:55pm On Apr 07, 2020
Well most Nigerian doctors are not worth calling that. Bunch of fools
Politics / Re: Coronavirus: Concerns As Tinubu Fails To Self-isolate After UK Trip by MsZee(f): 9:12am On Mar 26, 2020
franchasng:
All the rich and affluent Nigerians should be mandated to make a donation to help poor Nigerians and to help Nigeria recover from the effects of this global pandemic when the pandemic is over very soon.

Dangote ought to donate at least $1billion to Nigerians at this perilous time, because the money he has today is Nigerian peoples' commonwealth past and present Nigerian leaders entrusted with him through various policies (FOREX waivers, tax waivers, monopoly, etc), direct and indirect contracts. Dangote should make that donation now because time is running out, and he should never dare make the donation to Kano state or Northeast or Northwest like he always do because his wealth came from Nigerians, especially from Niger Delta angry angry



1.) Dangote - $1billion

2.) Otedola - $50million

3.) Cosmos Maduka - $20million

4.) Arthur Eze - $10million

5.) Tony Elumelu - $60million

6.) Jim Ovia - $10million

7.) Bola Tinubu - $40million

8.) Leo Stan Eke - $10million

9.) Mrs Alakija - $60million

10.) Mohammed Indimi - $60million

and the list continues like that......


this is what they must do, FG should setup a committee to start the donation asap, because Nigeria need the fund to stimulate the economy back to normal after this whole global pandemic if not, Nigeria's economy will crumble after the pandemic is over and $ may rise to $1 = NGN700.




NOTE:
Nigerians should not panic much because coronavirus is a virus that thrive in mostly cold weather and climate regions. Nigeria being a tropical country with warm weather will not witness a wide spread and death like other countries. If you ever contract the virus, stay calm, make sure you take hot shower everyday you return back to your home.


Drink more of hot drinks, warm water and do away with cold drinks and cold food. Eat your meals when hot.


Boil clean water and add some menthol or balm in the water and inhale through your nostrils everyday.


Stop using AC in your car or at home, go out and take sunlight to warm your body. What has been saving Nigerians is our warm weather not any precaution. Stay calm, coronavirus will soon be over, we should be focusing on how to handle the economy recession that will follow after this global pandemic, because coronavirus will soon go!!

Your papa nko? Na who hold am when his mates you mentioned above were making cash? Ogbenye people with ogbenye mind

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Business / Re: Coronavirus: Folorunso Alakija Gives Prophetic Prayers by MsZee(f): 3:15pm On Mar 23, 2020
That is not what is needed from her please. Release some of your funds for medical supplies/ research

We have enough pastors praying

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Romance / Re: There Is Nothing Like A Broke, Lazy Good Man by MsZee(f): 10:27pm On Mar 21, 2020
Baby please go and make your own money and stop depending on a guy's own, abi no be the same head una carry?
Broke entitled bitches everywhere so irritating.
There are female millionaires and billionaires, be there waiting for hand outs from a man. Ibu nno ike nsi

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Politics / Re: Ugwuanyi Inaugurates Newly-Elected Council Chairmen by MsZee(f): 12:57pm On Mar 03, 2020
Ugwuani is the worst governor so far in Enugu, no visible change.

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Politics / Re: Election Observers Describe Enugu LG Polls, Peaceful, Credible by MsZee(f): 7:07pm On Feb 29, 2020
Caleb17:
The Local Government Selection was peaceful. The exercise is a waste of tax payers money because the winners are already known by the governor.

You've spoken nothing but the truth. Why waste resources conducting this sham?
Politics / Re: N700,000: Nigerian Senators Monthly Salary Revealed by MsZee(f): 10:45am On Feb 28, 2020
nuti:
[[s]quote author=tsephanyah post=87021875]Not bad [/s]
Shut up if you don’t have anything reasonable to say.
Boko Haram supporter
Please don't give her any attention. Just press ignore. She has been all over nairaland spewing thrash, please don't give her any fame you are indirectly enabling her

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Sports / Re: Guardiola: "I Will Stay 100% At Man City And The Truth Will Prevail" by MsZee(f): 3:50pm On Feb 20, 2020
NORSYK:
Guardiola the most overrated coach ever.

On what grounds please?
His records are there for all to see

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Celebrities / Re: Elsie Okpocha Gossips Too Much - TunezMediaBlog (Photos) by MsZee(f): 10:44am On Feb 07, 2017
And this made front page? Nonsense
Nairaland / General / Re: 5 Real Life Soldiers Who Make Rambo Look Like A Sissy by MsZee(f): 8:00pm On Aug 28, 2014
The white ghost reminds me of a book I read back then, Phantom, The Executioner Mack Bolan
Literature / Re: My Encounter With Mami-wata Spirit by MsZee(f): 9:36pm On Dec 25, 2013
Nice write up op, though I have a little problem with where you introduced the flash back. How can someone be recollecting when he is being thoroughly wiped?
You should have introduced it with him passing out or after the flogging, or don't you think so? The fear and pain of the lashing will not allow him the flash. Flashes are recollections done mostly in the subconscious either partly, induced or wholly.
All the same, nice . . .
Brave up and finish the story. Don't include so many characters it will help since its a,short story

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Literature / Re: CHRISTMAS SPECIAL -- Drop your Stories by MsZee(f): 8:05pm On Dec 18, 2013
Getting Ponche(d)

How can I ever forget!
it was Xmas of 2000, just graduated from secondary school. My elder brother who was an undergraduate came home with friends. Cute brothers I must say.
I immediately fell for Kaycee, he is cute, tall, handsome and very attractive. We were both eyeing each other but for the fear/respect for my brother, we kept it in check.
26th Dec boxing day, Kaycee asked me out secretly to a bar just at the next village.
He left first and I followed after 10 mins having lied to my parents that I was going to visit a relation.
We had a nice time gisting and laughing. He bought a wine - "Ponche" and asked me to drink. I had never taken alcohol before, But in a bid to impress him, I gulped down glasses upon glasses of Ponche.

The problem started when my head started spinning, my stomach felt like some demons were dancing skelewu inside. Since I've never had such an experience, I became so afraid thinking the worst.
"Has he poisoned me to take advantage of me?"
"Does he want to use me for any diabolic activity?"

I started shouting and weeping telling everyone there who cared to listen who I am, my family . . . Bla bla bla. Yet it got worse.
To stand was impossible, to walk was iya mmam.
All the time, my date stood looking so embarrassed and pitiful. Not knowing whether to take me home and give what explanations to my parents or take me somewhere else till I get better.
He decided to go with the second option and that resulted to more drama from me.
I continued with my shouting and weeping claiming he's taking me to where he will molest me. He practically dragged me along to a hotel, with people starting at us.
Unfortunately, we met a family friend who stopped us and demanded to know what was going on.
I quickly told him my side of the story and no matter what he said, the man will not hear.
He quickly bundled us back to my house and the query began.
I was still acting, crying and throwing up badly.
My parents just left us outside to sort ourselves out.

We slept outside, though without my knowing what was happening. Only Kaycee suffered the cold weather.
The next morning, being all sober, I felt so embarrassed when I was told all that I did.

My parents forgave us, and still allowed Kaycee stay. But he resented me, and refused to speak with me all through their stay.

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Crime / Re: 2 Female Robbers Lynched In Aba by MsZee(f): 10:59am On Oct 03, 2013
You actually felt like you said something? Ndo oo.

Orlando Owoh: So women also do it in Alaigbo? I'm not surprised. Because:
1. Both their male and female grow beard on the chest and in the chin.
2. Their male carry female hand bag in addition to Israeli flag when protesting.
3. Their hero, Ojukwu escaped dressed like a woman.
4. Governor Peter AdaObi behave more like a woman.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: What Is So Special About Mona Lisa? by MsZee(f): 8:53pm On Sep 29, 2013
Actually, it was rumored to be Da Vinci in a drag, not that of his gay lover. Yes, he was arguably considered to be gay. But the beauty about it is that only Mona Lisa bows why she is smiling.
Another explanation is that the fresco is a perfect unification of the male and female sex.
The Anagram Mona Lisa coming from the male god "Amon - Mona" and the female "Isis Lisa". The fresco is a very intriguing one if you are art minded.

Well, only Mona Lisa knows. Let me stop here cos I love that fresco.

please don't call it a fat ugly beasts of a woman, I beg you.


druid06: The painting is not just famous for the technique used in creating such a portrait but has to do with the artist and the mysticism behind this beautiful piece of art (Bullocks).

There're several conspiracy theories as to what the picture was/is dicpicting. Some say the woman in the picture is not a woman at all but the gay lover of Leonardo Dan Vinci (The artist) and it's the reason why he/she has that weird smirk on her/his face. Remember, homosexuality was a serious offence during his generation and not just that, it was heresy to the catholic church and punishable by death. He was just trying to tell the world that he was gay without actually verbally confirming he was homosexual.







Religion / Re: Giving Your Wedding Night To God As A First Fruit Of Marriage? - No Intimacy by MsZee(f): 9:52am On May 05, 2013
Some of us don't know this, but in the traditional African culture, newly married couples MUST present, to the awaiting members of the brides family, a 'proof' of the bride's virginity. How is this proof presented? When a newly married bride arrives @ the husband's house, on the day of the wedding/marriage, with the wedding party; comprising mostly of her family members, the husband takes her into a prepared room and bed covered with white sheet. There and then, they will consumate their marriage and present a proof of the bride's virginity to her family. Thinks about it

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Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo: Married But Living Single, Refuses to Join Husband In US by MsZee(f): 8:21pm On May 03, 2013
supaeagles:
She can use her nollywood CV to try and land a gig in Hollywood
Nollywood CV? Gig in Hollywood? You mean like 'Bond Girl, Aeon Flux, Nikita, or . . .
Politics / Re: PDP Governors To Release Jonathan’s One-term Pact by MsZee(f): 11:52am On Feb 18, 2013
There's a saying that goes "agreement is agreement . . . Its come to settlement, now you are talking nonsense". If Mr. President ever agreed to a one term either orally or written, then he should please honor it. Failure on his part dear country men will lead to more death of innocent Nigerians - not the relatives of Mr. President or our politicians. I beleive Nigerians has sacrificed enough for this Adminstration, lots of innocent blood shed. Like someone here pointed out, I might leave this country with my family and watch the drama on Aldjezera. I can't be a victim to what am not party to.
Business / Re: Things You Should Always Buy Used... by MsZee(f): 11:43am On Oct 19, 2012
Justosaus: @op: wat of babes? Should be on ur list, since u can hardly get a new one anyway...
Bros u talk as if there are brand new guys anywhere. Most guys start inserting since they noticed they've got an instrument. Abeg! Free babes joor! Abi you never do before?
Business / Re: Things You Should Always Buy Used... by MsZee(f): 11:42am On Oct 19, 2012
Justosaus: @op: wat of babes? Should be on ur list, since u can hardly get a new one anyway...
Bros u talk as if there are brand new guys anywhere. Most guys start inserting since they noticed they've got an instrument. Abeg! Free babes joor! Abi you be virgin?

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Family / Re: 10 Reasons Not To Get A Divorce - Read & Have A Rethink by MsZee(f): 11:15am On Oct 19, 2012
GudluckIBB: These days,i think Women enjoy it when they find themselves in an abusive Relationship.You lay all your life,love Trust and everthing a woman needs in a home,You make sacrifices but they just prefer it when they are Abused.They seems not to Value the atmosphere of peace at home!They prefer it when there is tension and fear.They prefer it when they hear the souind of your car,thier heart skips.Wereas its not suppose to be so and its never the man's intention to have a hostile Environment.
To me No man is happy laying hands on his wife or Girlfriend.But these days you see a woman asking the spouse "What will do if I say or do it again?"Some people have the patience to walk away but some don't.Proverbs 14.1 says A foolish woman tears down her home with Anger.Women too should look inwards and make amends.
They should stop imititating the characters they read or see in movies.
Women are the builders of the Home,Men are just Caretakers looking for diaily bread for the family
hope you do not abuse your woman? My dear no excuse is enough to batter a woman. The strenght is not even a match.

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