₦airaland Forum

Him b like hanger wey em use hang d clothes.

Babysho:
Some Nigerians take a dump on bridges
Some Nigerian soldiers stop buses and force them to razor blade their hair off.
Some Nigerians use stick to wash their teeth.
Some Nigerians aspire to become scammers.
Some Nigerians are stuffed in car boots when travelling.
Some Nigerians tie goats to the roof of their vehicles when travelling.
Some Nigerians use electricity one day on, one day off.

I hope u re not a Nigerian if you are then you must possess and exhibit thrice this list.

TheAngry1:
I have only ONE question for Atiku: When will you go and answer charges leveled against you for your involvement in the William J. Jefferson corruption case? Just visit America, and address the Congress. If you go and return unscathed, I will personally campaign for you. Until then, Shut the fuuuuk up!

10: 1... Atiku dey try then.

Eddie22:
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bros u never win shishi before. Just beg us for money, forget all this parole. Na to ban u naim I wan do so.

Lucifer66:
I wonder who would Fvck this ugly woman.
The child is as ugly as her.

Linda is not ugly and d child is not ugly. Thank you

Yoruba pple una things sabi different sha!

Abeg wetin dangote dey do for there? I tot he is a business man. All these rich men, em join why this country be like this.

englishmart:
Africa, shitholeee for mad people.
Traveling to South Africa soon .

eya! Sorry

Somebody will embezzle money and u still call them elite. I don't understand you pple... E bi like say una no understand English oh! Abi how to use am dey hard una.

MizyB:
And I haven't seen one project that he undertook during all his stay in office...

They won't do it right, and they won't allow other people to do it.

wetin concern lawmakers with project? Is he d minister of works? Naim mk nurse dey turn recharge card seller for this country.

mmb:
Like father like son.

The name 'Atiku' is synonymous with dubious acts

ur lover Buhari is dere romancing ganduje.

Mr lala, more grease to ur GBOLA!!!

lonelydora:
I don't even know any of these films.

But wait oooo, how do you guys have time for films in this harsh economy?

films? Na wa o. Your case is very different. Continue!!!

tossie101:
Well, I haveade my comment without mentioning anybody, it's left for you to choose if you are among the senseless or not.
Bye

oh! You are a female. Been wasting my time. Have a nice life.

Thank God for ur life oh. But no b motor wey person use him hard earn money tk buy for u some months ago b DAT. U think say to play ball easy abi.

tossie101:
Its insult u could pick from that comment abi?
Sorry I o

there are better ways to pass an information across more effectively without insults. In fact, insulting pple while passing an information is senseless.

tossie101:
Obviously my family members are not among.
My comments can clearly tell you .
We are born smart

so insulting pple means u re smart abi? Eya! I pity you.

Na food go kill that guy.

The person wey curse this Lady should pls forgive her abeg.

tossie101:
Tekno one of my favorite.
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80 % of Nigerians are brainless and lack critical reasoning, Out of that 80%, 75% are on nairaland., Like seriously.
See many of them asking "I thought he cant sing again" forgetting that there are songs he might have done and recorded waiting for release .

Even some dead artistes like MJ and 2pac had some of their songs released even months after death.. this forum is annoying Biko. SMH.

you are insulting ur family members to get likes abi... No wahala

chrischukszy01:
Can anything good come out of Edo state?

hope you and ur family dey okay upstairs?

The one wearing d blue jeans has legs like "water cane". If tisha use that cane on ur back, u go open mouth down for two minutes, no cry!

Wetin concern this servant seven years of service and sex? How em tk relate. This man needs an excuse to run away from his responsibilities.

When FG was paying ransoms to criminals and letting go of terrorists from prison, they were not thinking abi. I don't blame em at all. We are puns in their chess game.

I no fit, I can't come nd lie to myself.

Lucifer66:
Wow what a waste of resources just to worship something that doesn't exist
Imagine using the resources to build schools, hospitals and shelters for the widows and orphans but Nah build a big church worth billions for an imaginary God that doesn't exist.

how are you sure you have a brain? because a scientist said u HV it doesn't mean u do. You should get a knife to open ur skull to confirm if you have a brain.

Religion difference is not a small something oh! Once dated this wonderful nice Muslim. Till date, even tho it was for a short time, it was d best. But as deacon son, popsy won't agree na. And I no get power to drag cos women plenty. We go dey alright las las.

hismerhill:
When I say Next u say ..........................

triple suffering

SolutionMee:


That's why we recruited you. We gave you a job so that we can monetize you. People serve their country here in America too. I haven't seen any soldier lamenting like this before.

Which chapter is this written in your book of lamentation?

Unprofessional army.

idiot u didn't read the part he said they HV obsolete weapons? Even the enemy's weapons re better than theirs. U dey dere dey talk anyhow. America kill you dere. U no know d hardship wey pple dey pass tru here, u carry ur leprosy finger dey type nonsense. In ur so called America, don't they HV top of world weapons, wat stops this useless Nigeria government from getting d right weapons for d army. Warn urself this morning, mk u no let Ogun kill u dere.

Hello everybody i use almighty God to beg una.













Abeg my belle dey do krooo krooo! Wetin I fit take?

God when shall I wake up one morning and never hear of book haram again

I don't get it oh! Former pdp members insulting emselves and calling emselves saint as APC members. They are mad and don't know it.