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benuejosh:
You're 100% right.
Some people just hate Buhari for no reason. Ask them why and there'll say nothing.

I b wan really curse u but come to think of it I don't know wat u re suffering from so u might be cursed already. love Nd light to u Nd buhari. least I forget buhari is a criminal and a terrorist.

I thought I would see Majek's song "Love and Affection". if u have seen the Hollywood movie "Fool's Gold", u go see say majek did it before em.

armstrongadeola:
I am not cheating on her and she never caught me cheating .That's not the story here sa

u re not cheating and she never caught u. I no understand u oh! plus how ur wife no go tif Ur moni wey u dey calculate expenses in ur home like tomatoes seller.

Optimistguy1969:
For someone who smokes, that guy really need to be BORN AGAIN

really!

house10s:
soo niyi is d black guy right.
obviously queen is d girl
and white money is d yellow gay looking dude.


i rest my case if u can read inbtw

I talk am. I know say I no blind. I see everything.

Handsomejok:
I have a big problem � I separated with my wife because she was a witch and the cause of my downfall. I had the custody of our daughter who is now 1 years 6 months old.

After getting rid of the witch I taught my business will be better than before but no. Things become even hard for me I started experiencing body pain and unknown sickness and we have been to church where I was told my daughter Is a witch her mother has given her the mission to kill me.

After prayers and fasting my health is getting better now and I have been to 2 different churches just to confirm that my daughter is a witch and yes it is true. I have packed her stuffs and i took her to her mother but she is doesn't stay there anymore and I don't know her new address. I am not a wicked person but I don't want her in my house because I don't want to harm her and regret it. What do I have to do with a witch?

see this mumu man. those churches helped u recover and can't help deliver ur daughter. Baba that ur sickness go come bk 2x make we bet am. The way the sickness go take kill u ehn! ur spirit sef go shock.

I only have one atm card. And it's from Union bank. I send money I want to use and withdraw. I don't do anything internet payment. If I know see for physical market then forget it. Banks like UBA, Access I stopped using them over 13 years ago. I hate to even send money to their account for business. I usually ask me customers, do u have another account I can send this money to? The one that just entered my list recently was Zenith bank. I abandoned my current account 3 years ago. I can't entrust you with my money then u go come dey steal am. I feel pained by such acts.

hey! I have been an addict of both porn and masturbation. And I can tell u for free it will mess up ur life. so I have been battling with this for over 15 years until 3 months ago I got serious about quitting for good. I came across this lady on YouTube that helps one to overcome this addiction. I will drop the link for u to watch her videos Nd start practicing. In no time u will be free like me. When ur brain has completely healed from d damage of porn and masturbation, u will hate porn and masturbation with passion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkzKTwLcSn8

Xixtie:
And the tappings continue.
Smh!

go tap ur own. e pain am

DoggoneDogg:
OP if I say, Eh
You say, Ku
Another man say, Keh
Omo na u sabi

I hope say you nor dey give am dog food? Dis wan na confam fufu & ewedu devourer

lol. she likes dog food pass fufu. she no even like left overs. she no dey impress me cos strangers don see her finish.

my dog is over 7 months old with me but got her when she was almost 3 months according to the person that sold her to me. Her growth process is very slow. she is very shy and runs away from strangers. she hardly barks. when I say hardly, she rarely barks. But she likes to play alot. she runs very fast. I think if I know what breed she is, I will be able to do some research on how best to raise her to be active security wise.

unbitchable:
Lol. First game of the season, Allegri benched his old ass and gave a strict warning to him that he won't be needed in Juventus. If Allegri really needed him, he would have made him the vocal point of his project in Juventus but obviously, Allegri knows Ronaldo was already finished and his being a clog to the fluidity of the vibrant attacking Juventus team.
Ronaldo ran full cycle from 100-0 in 3 yrs, from breaking transfer record to becoming a scrap value in 3 yrs, such a shame. His agent was running from club to club to be able to offload the fraud, nobody wants him, thanks to Dany levi's refusing to let go of Harry Kane.
Realmadrid chased you away, Juve chased you away & you think Pep will tolerate your fraud, never.
You are not Pep's signing, pep never demanded for you, it was your agent that was throwing you at Mancity like a cheaphoe. Mancity wanted to sign you for free without paying a Kobo but Juve persuaded Mancity to pay a small amount to at least not lose out totally for so much expenses they have spent on the fraud. His agent was begging Mancity to pay £25 million as though he is a second hand cloth, worthless fraud.

Look here old fraud, go ask Ibrahimovic, Yayah toure, Sergio Aguero, no matter your ego, Pep will bench your career if you can't fit in his playing system. No be to dey hide inside box 18 for penalty and tap in, Pep will make you regret your fraud ass. As long as your not Messi, you will always remain second fiddle to Pep. Debryne, Sterling, foden, are Pep's golden boys and would be above the old fraud in the pecking order anyday, anytime, every match week.
I don't see the fraud matching what Aguero did in Mancity yet Pep booted him out.. it will end in premium tears for the old fraud.

Omo u Sabi hate oh. see Ur energy for hatred. imagine u use this energy to do something good. maybe we for dey hear about u like cr7

The truth is bitter but let's not hide from it. Buhari is a Taliban.

oyeb15:
Weaponize your CCTV to fire at any moving object whose facial is not contained in it's database.

can this be done?

my aunt step son has always loved cars. one time he got a car when he was much younger I think a Mercedes but he didn't have money to clear it. He met his dad Justice Kachikwu(yh, a real judge) to loan him the money to clear it but his strict father didn't loan him the money. Dat's how he lost dat car. I bet he didn't know this jaguar was stolen. He probably saw a good deal and took it not knowing the car was stolen. He is a good man to the best of my knowledge.

DankemzI:
Yul I'm surprised you'll selfishly allow your daughter to school in Nigeria, our education is messed up.
If a notorious unlettered thug aka agbero can know the value of sending his wards to school abroad, how much more a lettered and rich celebrity like you.
Give that girl the best

abeg help am open gofundme since u care too much.

lasisi is a Muslim. seriously and the Baba dey use church take dey hammer. his rant had alot of church mentions.

I bought 6k on Sunday and I was shouting. God wat kind of government is this for goodness sake.

Eddie4God:
This is no biggie.
Barca has to remove his images because he is no longer their player & they no longer have an interest/ownership of his image right. Otherwise it would amount to an infringement on his image right which they could be sued for by either Messi or PSG.
PSG now has that interest/right.

wetin person no know e no know. I b wan begin dey yan rubbish but this done clarify everything. thanks man.

let's also have repentant IPOB. I bet they will round them up for execution. useless Buhari regime.

Preciousgirl:
Naija guys
Marry a Ghanaian woman o
Or an Ivorian
We are natural cooks



I am out

wow! wat a delicacy. I may never taste it.

treatise:
Good morning Nairalanders, my is son is 12years old and in JSS 3 and has been adjudged to have high grasping ability by teachers and those he's interacted with but we have made several efforts to make him have interest in his academics ; he does not have any interest. We started giving lesson teachers when he turned 3 years but he particularly does not do well in math whereas he does wonders with his laptop.

A corps member who was teaching him math casually introduced Coding to him, copied some introductory steps to his laptop and left town. Since then he's been playing with the ebooks the corps member left for him and that informed my decision to employ the services of a computer engineer who was wowed by my son's level of advancement in coding ; he's built a couple of websites though rudimentary in my consideration.

It's a fact that almost all courses in universities require math as a prerequisite in getting admission; I kindly need your advice on best approach(es) in solving this challenge.

Thanks so much great people.

You have a Bill Gate waiting to be tapped. Let the young man be wat he was called to be. I pray for a son like urs. 12 years him don already get sense.

king of pre-season goals

longetivity:
I will love to marry her

why won't u.

festacman:
1. Peter is extroverted, highly emotional, easily excited and often infantile. Paul is introverted, rational, an alpha male and aggressive. Lola Omotayo is intelligent, pretentious, manipulatively domineering.

2. While Lola has Peter under control, the alpha-male factor in Paul resists her but she keeps fighting albeit a psychological battle. Jude is just a helpless dude caught in the crossfire.

3. Peter and Paul will reconcile the very minute Lola wants and orders. She holds the key. She dominates and manipulates Peter and then, flaunts her control of Peter in both Jude and Paul's faces and enjoys it when Paul helplessly protests and kicks.

4. Interestingly, the same Lola relates well to Paul's wife, showed support and presence when she opened her clothing outlet and allowed her daughter Aliona to model some clothes.

5. Lola is just playing yo-yo game with Okoye family. It may backfire in future but for now, she holds the aces.

were they ur project topic in university? in just 5 points, I feel I know em already. You are good oh!

I noticed since they told newsmen to stop reporting daily kidnap cases, the news reduced drastically.

Xilsbridalhouse:
Goats are thieves and desperate ones.


During my service year, my lodgemates would always sing into my ears to close the back door when leaving the lodge. One day I forgot, came back to meet my lodgemates angry and disappointed at me for leaving the back door opened. We usually buy foodstuffs together, so the goats camee in through the back door after I left and ate almost all the food stuffs behind the back door including our yams. The lodge became a mess! Foodstuff wey never reach us!
Ever since that day, anytime I see goats, I’d run and chase after the goats till I’m tired.

One day, One of my lodgemates from PH was able to trap 2 or 3 of the goats in our lodge....Kai!!!! The beating the goats received that day ehnnn! He dealt with them so much ehn! Infact enough to make the goats die or never to steal again in their entire life but for where?

The goats came back again.

i broke one waist in Kogi. The goat dragged her back legs till I left dat village. I felt bad sha! I didn't mean to injure the goat like dat but she stole my food stuffs and everywhere red then.

ceevee2003:
Hi all, I need your advice. I work for an online university that pays USD equivalent 230,000 as per today's aboki exchange rate. Now, just recently my immediate supervisor was sacked and replaced by an Indian lady who is making the work so difficult to the extent that I hate remembering work. I have been in this job for close to 5 years and I have never felt this bad about the job. Right now I feel like quitting and focusing on my other hustle, although this will mean halving my monthly income. Anyone with a similar experience to share, or advice to give?

I guess she is that group of Indians that don't like blacks and u come be Nigerian too. Don't give her that satisfaction to frustrate u. If u b Christian, pray her comot dat position.

Sterope:
Maybe if he hadn't ruined her life because he was "seduced", she won't be hellbent on ruining his life as well.

That last sentence, you quoted the wrong person. Keep your small thinking to yourself please.

big thinker! wicked heart! Ruiner of lives!

Sterope:
At first I was angry with the girl and her family then I realised that you deserve every thing they do. I hope they make your life more miserable. You are a very selfish man.

You ruined her life when you confessed. Now she is expelled while you still have a chance to be a saint and further your education.

You must marry her. I don't care if the pregnancy is not yours.

It takes two to tangle. I am sure that gal wanted to trap him with the baby. she could have terminated the pregnancy without anyone knowing. She is bent on getting married by all means even if it means wrecking someone's life to accomplish her goal. most ladies wat they want in life is just marriage and start giving birth to children like fowl. no goal, no ambition. mk she getat abeg!!!

Hezzyluv:
This story long sha. You're really in a tight situation I advise u go and see them face to face before she puts to bed. If they see u , they may not overreact. Talking to someone on fone is really different from seeing the person.
If they still insist, go and get your professional certificate and skills first and make sure you keep calling her even if she insult you, u will have to bear it b bcoz, "na u cause this wahala for you self" And it appears u lack self control, try and deal with that. Anytime your pen!s stand @tension, just go bathroom deep am inside cold water e go relax by force. And that may save you from trouble!

Bros u see this family wey dey use soldier and police harass u sotie em say u rape their daughter. if u enter such family, u no go last for this world, em go use wahala kill you. Assist em with wat u have and leave the pikin for em. since u can impregnate her, u go fit give the woman wey u go marry belle. So just take it like u have sown a seed with this child. Keep supporting her and don't make the mistake of marrying someone that is already insulting u. she go use trouble finish Ur head. Flee my brother, flee... And start Ur life afresh. U fit still ask God if the calling still dey while u go about learning a skill.

make una sell the guy. him no dey important anymore.