₦airaland Forum

ugo4u:
I don't think they'll rescind on their decision to conduct exams, it will even make the weeding process easier for them.
Even if they don't I'll prefer they use NAFs method which is; invite all candidates that meets the requirements for first shortlist, credentials, heights etc of shortlisted candidates will be physically examined at zonal level(Location of choice of candidates), then tumbomtumbo aka tininitanana can now be introduced at this stage for people that scaled through credentials screening to select those that will now go for board screening proper. Atleast this method will filter all those that ain't qualified from coming to face board and waste slot for their states.

The thing is, no one knows how they'll do it. Either with navy style or NAF style or they'll design their own style, we don't know yet.
May God help us Nairaland Battalion succeed

sikowitz17:
lol she has already told me that she’ll just come and buy peace for me for hours so that I can go and sleep lol... Na me and my guys go enjoy this peace..

Please I dey your company that day o.
No worry, I go settle you with coke and bread

Kalapizim:
Lol, You are nothing! If you were in the system like you are implying in this reply 'Bastard' won't be an insult to you.

And finally get your bigoted self back to Hades where you come from.

Once again, you are a bastard !

Arty man calm down.
No be everybody go understand aca lingo. Please let's maintain peace here. Some comments no need or deserve reply sef. Just waka pass

Richieurch:
Come dey see as you dey serve job for those prep wingers

She go buy us peace that day be that.
Mhen, I really can't wait walahi
Oh God in heaven, you know my heart and gow much I love this job, please make it easy for us here, grant us our heart desires and make it khair for us.
Coz mhen, I don't know what else if not army, just army o not even navy or airforce. Army kowai

Situation report?

sikowitz17:
no be only transparent.. the 9k people wey go apply atleast 4k Dey pull strings..

Na true sha. No body wan take chance

Arisukuni:
Things you do for passion and things you do for Fun.; These are two different things.

You see that thing called "PASSION" ...the thing na bastard, E go just dey drive your mind anyhow e no go allow you rest or give up on that particular thing people dislike. PASSION na strong thing!

You don talk m finish.
My mum called me this week and started asking me funny questions like what do you want in army? What do you see in army ooooo
Aswear laugh wan kill me coz even me sef no know, it's just unexplainable and I can't take my mind off it. I've prayed and I gave up knowing this is my calling.
Me wey ho sleep dey dream say I dey bush with khaki
Make I keep quiet sha. I pray we all make it there. Stories you'll hear go shock you

sikowitz17:
youll now see another magic... some people won’t turn up for exam.. they’ll now shortlist 60 per state from those that wrote the exam and except for north, no state go reach 40...

Oboy! E go make sense o.
Make army just dey transparent and use merit abeg.
At least as people no dey interested, make dem allow us wey want m enter na.

sikowitz17:
from 7th now wey navy go start reg... na like 200 ssc and 500 dssc

But wait o, like how many army fit shortlist sef?
Judging from the size dem wan expand?
60 per state like last year ba? I.e for SSC candidates
That's about 2000+

sikowitz17:
12k 9k sef na prayer

That's it bro
The less the merrier
Airforce should release form out key people focus on navy and airforce

ishowdotgmail:
Lol no wahala officer. This my head no like suffer at all... Na to do gentle waka and get commissioned no time

Just keep N500 base on say you be part of Nairaland battalion, but any referral go be N700 base on you. Any ordinary colito na 1k upwards.
No worry, e dey come in pair with double layer for double protection

ishowdotgmail:
Pls bro what’s the anti plant you people are discussing about. Where can I buy it too

No worry, I go be battalion connect. You don't expect us to divulge market secrets just like that

sikowitz17:
Na to begin call my 62 guys maybe their younger brothers go dey academy now! Make dem tell dem say their grandfather is coming back.. they should go easy on us lol.. I get some 4th termers for there currently sha but those bastards go do like say dem no know person...

Baba no let them know your identity o, those children go use you shine finish.
I get one boy like that, he's going to terma 4 now, this boy stayed with me b4 and when en get admission for school that year, na yaya(senior bros) en dey call me till date, but you no go believe as the guy tell me say dem go massage me when I come or I must plant for am. Imagine the bastard o. Wetin SSC cadets no go see for prep wingers hand.
Kai! Zan ci kutumar uban shi hada da na yayan shi in ya dawo kasa. Baba academy people no good at all

sikowitz17:
dey father money... I go dey sell am ... like how drug dealers dey sell crack.. we go dey hide dey transact for mid night

Baba na the way o.
Or make you get white men for your back, you no go too suffer just like for boarding school

sikowitz17:
and this one that they’ve banned anti plant in academy like this... I swear I’ll still sneak it in.. I would even make plenty and be selling at 500 naira each lol.. If we go bush, hold your anti plant but if they catch you with it.. if the person mention my name ehn

Baba to enter with anti plank sure die. Na to enter in 10s and if possible arrange for more every Friday for jumma.
Me wey my body soft like this

sikowitz17:
fam it’s probably real! Isn’t it obvious from this years application that people aren’t interested anymore!!

Now we know those that are truly passionate about this job

SFCommander2:
Hmm... Oga sir, this appeal abi na advice is so demoralizing oh. As I read am, na so my mind come dey do me somehow.

The way I see it, this course 46 will come out different from the recent set they've produced. Everyone is complaining of fire.
Even a soldier once complained here that the malice is not here. Aca no be shayi

Dammysmart:
Not correct, what does not kill you will nearly take your life. Avoid jobs and manoruve If possible, if not I swear u go run mad

Finally, wetin I dey wait make person talk
Manoeuvre ur way or dash from jobs, whatever you do, just survive the malice.

The way cadets are complaining for aca, seems blood is flowing over there.
Make Sarham take it easy abeg

sikowitz17:
lol you’ll be mates with terma 3 after some months in training not immediately... so before you collect uniform, what your eyes will see!!!

Well no wahala. Shey na only terma 3 upwards.
Well, me I sabi ghost for anywhere. God be with me.
I sha know say I no fit serve every job
By way and manner, I'll survive if i enter

https://twitter.com/SaharaReporters/status/1301638174981197826?s=20
If this is true, then this is bad news

sikowitz17:
job that I’ll just be sleeping and somebody in your coy will buy for you..

Anybody wey buy job for us go serve extra o.

But seriously those bastards terma 1 better not near me.
Sha na if person lose guard do anyhow. Coz I feel if ure not prep winger or in 4th terma, u no suppose do me anyhow. After all SSC cadets and 3rd terma be mates.
My junior no fit sell job for me make I do

sikowitz17:
if you see the patch and the environment, you go see say dem be ssc cadets... the job they bought ehn

So even for the camo difference dey?
I don learn something today.
As an SSC cadet, just respect yourself and if possible dash from all jobs. If you wan serve all the jobs, u fit collapse

sikowitz17:
this are the easiest images to explain in detail what it means to plant your pot... and mind you, you’d be on this head stance for hours if need be.

Those guys wey dey fly for that first pic, omo I pity dem o. They must've bought job in foreign currency

orient53:
For real....like for real...frog jump
Hijo de puta!!!!

Tranquilo amigo
Zero your mind, you'll suffer, is that clear?

shamack:
Situation report THURSDAY MORNING

DSSC = 15868
SSC. = 5727

An increase of 606 new profile for SSC, which shows a decrease in new profile from that of yesterday, An increase of 1714 for DSSC, which also shows a decrease in new profile from yesterday

The trend of newly created profile is already coming down, with Navy registration coming up next week things might get worse



Best of luck

With the current state of affairs, I doubt if SSC will clock 20k this year.
And some candidates that registered are already saying they won't go for screening again

https://twitter.com/google_12point7/status/1301069551707316225?s=21

Please go through this thread to have little idea what Maiduguri-Monguno road is like. One of the volatile and dangerous roads in Nigeria right now.

I suppose follow una learn this business o.
The english wey dey follow the question no dey balance for my head ni.

GentRoyal:
I think they'll use 5 weeks


Nothing much bro;
It's just a random thought disturbing my head

Ok boss

GentRoyal:
Anybody expecting between $400 - $500?
I want to check something...

Wetin happen?

Derawalters:
I swear, I really laughed out loud at this.
I applied for DSSC though.
I honestly can't deal with NDA palava.

and I was hoping we go get mama wey get ginger for academy.
Make Sarham take m easy sha on us sha
"If cadets don't sit on their heads, where do you expect them to sit"
Planking hard die and I've zeroed my mind that I can't escape it

jamze:
If it's 3per state as predicted, then, wat is d need of making d advert public...and then giving d common man sth to hope on.??

Actually they've improved. I think last/this year's own was around 5
I.e those that resumed this year o