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sbashir10:
How true is this Nig Defense budget?
And I saw that Navy too will be getting a sub marine by 2025!.

Nigerian Army budget is too small. Imagine procuring only 50 mraps when our troops are fighting war with insurgents using ambush tactics

sikowitz17:
lol you wan carry half bag of garri go? You go use head carry your load ooo from gate with haunches

See am as en go resume aca

sikowitz17:
something wey I go chook inside penis..

Odogwu

Kalapizim:
No way

you must suffer ! Is that clear !

I go soon put you for prayers say make u follow us resume in sha Allah

Gentlelord:
Mehn shit is getting real, another thing na how person wants tey smuggle am enter. Because e sure me die say once NCOs wey dey search see am dem go code and begin laugh. well me I get strategy sha just incase, obstacle now na wetin to disintegrate am.

Well if you be real G, talk say na your personal bathroom slippers. Carry two pairs enter, use one pair for anti plant the other for the bathroom.
Na confidence matters most.
When you enter, you go find way cut m in shapes and sizes you want.

sikowitz17:
lmao I go over laugh people ehn!
Some of them won’t resume when they see their names for SSC..

E sure na. Especially wetin their eyes don see or here about SSC.
But seriously SSC no be death sentence. People dey go academy for 5 years and survive m comot, we fit do this 9 months.
All this talk of survival no really matter now. Now on how our names go dey that list from MS office na en be the koko. God no go shame us

AirmanB:
Dem even d sell I'm in layers

Stay there. If you observe for the pictures, some thick pass others.
And try this for your room, place two dunlop slippers directly above each other, then try planting now. E dey easier. I planted for 5 mins on it without really feeling it. But d neck still dey somehow sha

Toju200:
Budget release

Do you have that of army?

sikowitz17:
see what my guys were throwing away this morning!! Is your anti plant this standard?

Siko no.worry, den go come buy from us for ACA. We go.give dem better dunlop.
Single layer = N500
3 in 1 = N1200

Richieurch:
E go shock u say after screening jaji boys name go appear for academy (ribadu)

This one go sweet me. Especially all those ones wey dey troll us for here. Make dem follow us plant pot.

Jboy to SSC cadets all the time

Kalapizim:
47 will suffer walahi

Jaji boys say yeah yeah

Na like this we go dey do with Jboy

jelraj:
Aswear
Nigeria army own still good
Check out this thread n see things u go fear https://www.nairaland.com/2400961/some-insane-military-training-around

I enjoyed this thread. But seriously, they downplayed training here in Nigeria. I've heard Navy SBS training is quite difficult too.
I wish NDA can abolish planting and include some of those trainings.
And our Nigerian Spetnaz on this thread, I want to see some actions from you

autamahmud:
What’s your user name let me add you so we can grind together

I play on console

Dammysmart:
Gentlemen, to you asking if 500 pushup is achievable, pls dont be shocked you would back 1200 pushups a single night, I swear it seems unachievable but naturally u would see yourself achieving this thing. I did it and you can too.

1200 o
No be 100 again sef.
When we get to that bridge we'll cross it
Make I dey play my COD dey wait for that time

sikowitz17:
lol come NDA for screening.. you’ll see me, oscarfresh and some gallant ex cadets leading morale in the morning and evenings when going to and coming from the exercises.. we have a special morale that talks about how useless the job is.. and how it’s for only mad men..
we just hope we make the list again

Def. E must happen bro

sikowitz17:
lol come NDA for screening.. you’ll see me, oscarfresh and some gallant ex cadets leading morale in the morning and evenings when going to and coming from the exercises.. we have a special morale that talks about how useless the job is.. and how it’s for only mad men..
we just hope we make the list again

In sha Allah our name go fall in this time.
Honestly, NA would be lucky to have some of us from this thread as officers

sikowitz17:
e think say na police wet the doctor for use am make joke.. 46 that my examiner noticed I wasn’t standing straight while I was naked, he brought me out of our personal enclosed space and asked me to start walking around naked so that the other doctors could see me.. believe say babes Dey inside Dey look my penis.. wetin I go do, me sef begin waka about with penis everywhere
If he misbehave, naso dem go bring am out too but in his case, dem go embarrass am terribly..

Mhen, you try sha, shame fit let me Bleep up for there o. I still dey imagine how I go open nyash for medicals if I make screening list
When dem talk say "army job na mad man job" I don dey believe small small

moreb2cum:
Its true but in most cases, they are very simple questions.

Yes, most of the time.
But imagine when you're 75% done with 2 consecutive shifts after a long day and someone decides to bring one german question. Lmao, I dey pass the pikin to una asap. I can remember a day when I worked 8 hours on LT. Baba my head pain me no be lie.
We get gurus plenty for ground

sikowitz17:
so that means the list will be ready say by Saturday?

E go fall in within the week then exams go sup for Upper Saturday in sha Allah.

sikowitz17:
i hope my limit can carry me more than the first 2 months cos omo!!

It will future course mate.
We'll survive it together, buy jobs, laugh and even push each other to break our limit and survive.
Baba na survival we dey go for.
My problem no be the training baba, you see that thing called planting aswear I fear m pass anything for this world right now

Whatever we may face zero your mind that someone out there has been through worst in the name of training and survived it. I know we all have our individual limit, but together we can break our barriers and strive for greatness.
That one star, we must hang m. Zero your minds candidates, we go suffer, but we won't die. It'll only make us stronger and any corps will be glad to have us with them.
We shall make ACA, NA and Nigeria proud in sha Allah.
All I see is future warriors, nothing but that.

moreb2cum:
Yea I did.
Hopefully it'll increase. I think Max's just trying to ensure the new tutors get shifts. You know the way we rush the shifts na

True sha, we be OG's man.
But these two days, the work don tire me.
Questions too much abeg

After all these wey 46 do, sarham is not happy and he's planning to do more to 47.
God airpus ooo

Bakar1:
500 is no joke but you would see yourself achieving it, was meant to say 1k but would be too much for now but that's the standard and even more, you build your biceps and all, it would help you at obstacles and during tactical phases when the time comes, some don't gym it's just physical fitness that gave them that shape at academy, yes you would run, 46 did jaji to kaduna and many more, endurance gather it so much because it would be your food and zero your mind, you would train and train until you train no more, you would meet malice in form of men so just train and pray hard but now's not the time for all these just get in first.

And again don't take this as a job, it's not a job. If you think you coming into the military for job please zero it gone are those days I hear ba.

Hope it's clear...

Wait o, na SF training dem dey give una abi wetin?
That badge suppose follow una uniform.
Me wey dey struggle to do 30 press up and I dey think I don achieve something, so na rubbish I dey do

TheWealthiestMan:
Perhaps they're not from LH people. Or the likes of Gent..Royal and topeon..top don port?

I can't say

moreb2cum:
Did you notice the new tutors added to live tutoring?

Yes I did.
About 40 of them

But then it's already affecting our number of shifts.
Now we're asked to pick 3 shifts per round instead of how it used to be before.
Make dem sha no spoil this one like CT

sikowitz17:
dem go seize am for gate

Omo e be things

Any SSC candidate that finally make it up to training, when resuming, try carry pain killers dey go
But no abuse m o

ugo4u:
I think he was the GOC of 6 div Rivers state during the last elections. Wike being get serious beef with am, after which he was posted to NDA.

The man bin run streets for that election na.
No be everything person suppose open mouth talk

ugo4u:
The way e be Maj.Gen Sarham using anti-plant fit dey tantamount to using expo for exam and e fit send person packing...

See abeg make that man calm down I take whatever / whoever en dey worship beg m

ugo4u:
You dey form babalawo abi? by the time terma 2 cadet use Golf stick rearrange your skull, you no go even recognise 5 naira note not to talk of pregnant woman urine...

This year set of candidates na cruise abeg.
The next set of people to go through this thread go laugh tire