The girl above me needs to calm down, that was a good position.

Back to the topic, saraki is a liar, a thief, a 419ner, infact even the devil is shocked with all the characteristics that saraki possessed, when it was obvious that he was stone with akara, pure water nylon, chewing gum wrapper, poly bag, biscuit nylon and slippers, he is still lying, they suppose to stone lying away from him.
And he wanted to become the president, SMH

Yes saraki should step down, and stop disgracing the senate in particular and nigeria as a whole, how can a senate president who is corrupt would still be fighting corruption, it is just like devil who is a liar, would still be advicing people to stop lying that lying is not good, that devil must be a liar...

Chai, may God bring them back safely like the chibok girls, Amen

oh! The plane landed in morocco, this is the handwork of the witches of that side in the south south where their governor who worwor pass ugly married a gold seeker, see i did not call anybody name oooo

Please, who is giving FFK oshogbo weed?

That person should stop ooo... Its not fair, the guy is high.

BUHARI FULL SPEECH AT FRANCE SUMMIT

My fellow feofle, it has come to my notice that i came here for something, kwo, well boko haram is headache, we have cured them with panadol, corruption is malaria, we have cured it with amalar, bad roads is worm, we have cured it with wormin, but the froblem i have having is how to cure this Ebola called APC, they are not happy that i put atiku as the minister of finance and obasanjo as the minister of EFCC, please president hollandia milk, help me to find a cure, thank you

Summary
psquare did not perform for soundcity, soundcity vex and reply psquare, jude vex and reply soundcity, soundcity vex again and replied jude, jude will still vex and reply them, and buhari would vex too and reply both jude and soundcity and obama would vex too and reply buhari for replying both soundcity and jude and buhari would vex again and probe both obama and queen elizabeth for corruption because it is corrupt to support both parties and the replying would continue till it get to baba God..


Infact they should comot joo

Comot joo

This one nobody comment, i dey fear ooo.

Well happy bday to her... Wish her long dicck and punami, sorry i mean i wish her long life and prosperity.

The day Buhari became president, everybody starting crying, the rich now cry's the poor have been crying since 1960, but their cries in 2015 can creat another river niger.

Jonathan transformed the rich to become richer and the poor to become richer too, but Buhari changed the poor to poorest and the rich to poor people, sotey they are crying now.

menix:
No wonder

no wonder why your brain dull shey?

MISSNORA:
Cool

your face looks familiar, are you residential in this locality?

Thats seun's second baby mama..

Tonto dike is already married.

Linda is the next.

Chai, i just wasted 60 seconds of my life in reading this mumu story

well i made FTC

i dedicate this thread to all my babes abroad... Both in the sea and on land, and also to my sweet witch, titilayo... She too sweet pass her mama tomatoes.

Dj play me omo lepa by danny young

I still don't know what i did to receive this hot slap.
I just had a conversation with a fine pretty single lady and the talk started like this

Mugulicious MUGU- hello, helen, how are you doing?

Helen- am fine dear, just missing you.

MuguliciousMUGU- am missing you too, that i have been searching for you everywhere, i even tried your number every morning even at night, every night i keep on thinking of how to ask you this question, it keeps bothering me that i need to ask you this question, even in my sleep, i dream about it, everywhere i go, you are always on my mind, i have been very restless, because i truly needed to ask you this question. Even to eat has been problem for me, the only time i would be happy is when i see you and finally ask you the question, that is when i would surely be happy.

Helen- *Blushing*

MuguliciousMUGU- so thank God we have met finally, so can i ask you the question?

Helen- yes, you are free *still blushing*


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MuguliciousMUGU- the question is,





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What is the price of moimoi in your area? It is costly in my side, maybe i can be coming to your side to buy it?



And she gave me a hot slap...
Am still trying to recover from the slap

Please, did i do anything wrong?

Always traveling, buhari face your work ooo

This is what happens when you have a photographic government on seat, buhari takes too much picture, now everybody wants to take picture even ini edo, very soon devil the father of all liars would start taking pics with his demons and tagging baba God on facebook to know whether he is a fine boy.

All thanks to buhari

MISSNORA:
Head master lol

head mistress lol

The topic suppose to be "two unmarried looking fresh tomatoes and one ashawo that his head looks like frying pan and others taking selfie in a lugubrious way"

you can thank me later....

Chai, nollywood has come again with this ogbonge movie...
Cc. Lalasticlala

Yes ma broda, buhari government is called NORTHOCRACY, which means the government of the north, for the north and by the north.

Alright.

Rip matron.... May God matronise you to heaven...

The most controversial question i ask is "when will this bombing come to an end"?

Na only ban ki moon waka come nigeria? Where is ban ki sun and ban ki rain, and ban ki star, are they also absent, ok continue.

All this yahoo yahoo masquerade sef

Gay alert...
They should cover their nyash with the blood of jesus.

How many months? And buhari has started suspending, ok, continue. Fight corruption all the way, but buhari needs to probe himself, his wife and his children before probing others, no assest declaration yet, looks like buhari has multiple accounts. He is yet to count all his money...

All thanks to photo shopping, anything is possible now, even the impossible can come to pass through photo shopping.

Chai, only one person... There is God ooo

but A.Y is not too funny atall, i usually forget to laugh at his yokes, sorry i mean at his jokes

but anyhow sha, happy bday to him

Were you expecting her to say yes before? Do you want her to become baby mama number 3.

Chidinma carry go joor, you are the best.

Yeah, thank God,

very soon, boko haram would debunk the army too, we just pray that baba God would debunk boko haram, in this debunked country, because the way all this debunked news are debunking out, we can't say whether we are in a state of debunkation.

Thats a true leader speaking... Long live fayose