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Thanks guys.

Kindly please keep It coming.

Viper000:
Abeg make una dey wash una nyash well wit water after using the toilet especially ladies.

Tissue paper is not enough to clean ur nyash properly. I no talk say tissue paper no good but always use water along side with tissue paper and wash ur hands wit soap.

There’s this girl I’ve been crushing on, she came over to my place, she av a nice big curvy ass, i like chubby girls. I entertained her well and we started to do-the-do…. We started with missionary style as I switched to doggy position and abt to do the thing, the next thing I saw was dried particles of poo in her asshole, I jst hated myself for having sex with her.. my dick flat sharp sharp. I stop sex.

The girl was like babe I’m feeling u so what happen, why did u stop.. I didn’t even tell her becus she might get angry.. they hate to take corrections.

I think she poo in her house before coming over to my place and I guess she used jst tissue paper to wipe her ass.

If u enter my toilet u go see hand sanitizer and dettol soap, if I use toilet I dey wash my nyash thoroughly wit water, then I wash and sanitize my hands. If I wan bath sef, I scrub my nyash and preeq well, I dey wear my boxers once a day. I no like dirtiness.

That's correct.

I'm Team Water.

kestolove95:
Ekuke proMax

Lol funny you

Take a look at the Claws

Anyone please can identify this dog breed.

NeckingNgulping:
Nobody gets surprised anymore when they see how little things are sold for an amount that's extremely high. Today i wanted to buy spaghetti, guess what? The seller told me it's 1,200 for a pack.

I no fit shout..

This seems to be on the high side.

The last one I bought was N900.

HeatSeeker:
https://thenationonlineng.net/electricity-discos-under-fire-as-outages-worsen/

I don't even really bother about them anymore these days. So far my Generator and Solar are Operational.

maak400:
https://www.britishcouncil.org.ng/exam/ielts/book-test

😳😳😳

It Is Well.

sonssyo:
I sent one woman in my office to get stuffs for me today, it's amazing as she got this!

Thou she makes shakara but me I dey manage her shakara for this economy


I don't know how she buys her stuff
God bless madam Sadiya

Nice.

I'm restocking my groceries too Next Week.

WriterNig:
Nigerian Veteran Actor - Mr Ibu reportedly passes away, aged 62.

RIP 💔

John Okafor (1961 - 2024)

Business Day Ng

Damn!

May his Soul rest In Peace.

EcoBrick:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/03/electricity-crisis-three-reasons-nigeria-is-in-darkness-barth-nnaji-former-power-minister

Infact this Is quite worrisome.

There Is no electricity for over a week In my Area. I have been running my generator everyday.

References:
https://thenationonlineng.net/pure-water-my-be-sold-for-n100-per-one-says-producers/

What?!!😳😳😳

bhouze:
Dear Nlanders, How is MTN Network In Your Area. MTN Network has not been down since around 1:00PM. What is happening? What is the situation in your Area?

It's actually working here.

But their Coverage have been very poor recently.

RuMiRgO1stSon:
“Things are becoming too expensive,” Nigerian woman laments the increasing cost of living in Canada.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C33bnCAruh7/?igsh=YzljYTk1ODg3Zg==

I don't know If I should term this as a Joke or something.

What of those of Us residing In Nigeria should say then.

At least you are residing In a better economy with lot of opportunities.

SALLYBERRY01:
How long does a bag of sachet water last in your room/home?

A Week

Me Alone.

Typing:
See lies.
North is the only region, where their people still use pipe water from Water Board. In the same North, pure water is still sold for #10.
Drop a link to the news about Northerners dying cause of water.

Your meme though very funny

Oizee:
what can I do? Anything to survive this period.

Well I think you can keep managing the Tap provided It's properly boiled and clean.

The Economy Is not smiling at all at the moment.

Oizee:
300 naira, and we do finish almost two bag in a day.
I have saved money now because I have been boiling my tap water for drinking.

The Tank Storage and the Service Pipes are always my worries even after boiling.

I only use my Tap Water to Cook, Bath, Laundry, and General Cleaning.

Lanrelagboi:
National Unity Forum prays for President Tinubu, INEC Chairman; Declares Feb. 25th National Intercession Day.


https://leaders.ng/2024/02/25/group-prays-for-tinubu-inec-chairman-on-national-intercession-day/

Happy praying.

PIAGET:
honestly I don't know.

It's a Text Coat Paint from the look.

The best time to wash it off with ease is immediately after emptying the paint from the bucket.

Anything after that period na DIE

Bluette:
Do you mean in Nigeria? Lol. With our unstable power supply and stress after a long day at work. Omo...I laugh again sha. If you mention phone, hhen hhen.
Those I know who are addicted to TVs are full housewife (zee world geng) and children (Cartoon Network pikins). But an average Nigerian might go without watching TV for days.

Even months and years.

Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas. This is for the T.V addicted People(T.A.P).
Back then, i was so addicted to watching T.V but after sometime, i managed to adapt without it. It wasn't easy, i had to subdue the urge. So, how long can u stay without watching T.V?

Lol who still watches TV nowadays.

Sometimes I put It on for the sake of warming It Up

HugeElephant:
What Exactly is this thing called life? It's strange, very strange. No definite purpose beyond birth and death, then suddenly, you start understanding numbers and events.
It feels like everything has happened before.

What is this thing called life?

True.

It's a Recycled Process.

We4all:
Call it satchet water and not pure water. I'd prefer to drink direct water from my tap than the rubbish they call pure water. If you carry out a research, you would discover than more than 90% of the so called 'pure water' manufacturers are not Nafdac approved, which shows how we risk our health everyday just to satisfy our basic needs.

In my opinion, Nafdac is not working at all. Go to the north and see how people are dying daily because they lack clean water. Why would Nafdac who are supposed to protect consumers act lackadaisically and allow manufaacturers flood the market with products that are not certified?

Oga calm down with the hasty generalization.

I consume just only one brand of sachet water in the whole of Lagos and Nigeria and the brand Is Spectrum Waters. Their water can last two months without going bad or developing taste.

Actually you have a point though because i don't buy any other Sachet Water apart from the brand.

And Whenever i'm far away from home, work and public place. I usually opt for bottled water brand like Eva, Aquafina and CWAY.

Jewessgratitud3:
A man took to his heels after hearing the price of Keke a man he wanted to stand as surety for was buying.

The brandnew was being sold between N250k To N400k then 2013 To 2015

It was N450k To N650k on Installment as far back as 2013 To 2015.

sacajawea:
There are no Brand new Koropes?
You are most likely talking about a neat Tokunbo...

Yeah that's true.

i have also educated her on this too.

poshestmina:
Yeah.
6/7 weeks ago .

There are no brandnews of Korope any longer. Except for the models produced two/three years ago.

The particular model flooding the markets, The production was stopped I think around 2009/10.

So what your colleague bought was clean tokunbo.

Only very few people can afford brandnew vehicles in Nigeria.

ozonechrome:
Isnt it better to buy water filter to filter your water and water bottle to take it to work?

I suggest this will be cost effective.

Thanks for the Advice.

savanto:
Oh! Congratulations dear, but I was just thinking aloud and pondering on how long the 10 bags of 'pure water' would last you in this period of Tinubulation.

Water guard may be of help or use electric stove when there is power to boil your water, especially at midnights.

Las las, we will survive the peace.

Thanks Comrade.

I appreciate you so much.

Proserpina:
Hi Multiversed

Sorry I can't do that... Not to hurt you but I'm very paranoid when it comes to Nl "friendship" .

I appreciate the gesture but I will have to decline.

Thank you for understanding.

Let me know when you see this so I can take it down.

It's Okay Prose. Thanks.

But how about I need your financial assistance In this Balabulu economy

clockwisereport:
Buy 10000 bags,e go still finish. I just 1 bag for N400

Bros why you con dey Vex for me😂

NairaOcean:
In Ibadan, a woman has brought back the cool relief of iced water to beat the rising prices of sachet water. She was seen selling two packs of iced water for just N50 in a local park.

I got an Intel price of water will skyrocket few days ago. So I bought Ten Bags at the rate of N350 each.

Hello Proserpina

I actually want to be your friend.

My WhatsApp Line Is on my signature. We could talk better there.