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These are the kind of useless and shameless,heartless politicians that idiotic youths on nairaland and every where else support and will want to kill themselves for. Our youths have turned extremely tribalistic because of these vagabonds in power ( fella). See how they steal. Even with what Akpabio has stolen,he is still intent on stealing more.
So the death of Abba kyari,ajimobi and other VIPs did not touch these thieves even with all they amassed.? It's ok.

BOOOMNAIJA:
Banana chewing gum

yes. After sucking out the banana flavour,the gum will be tasting like cardboard and the thing go hard like stone. Your temples will ache for days

BOOOMNAIJA:
When I was growing up, if my Dad rejected food, my mother will invite my father's relation to beg him before he eats. I tried it yesterday and up till now my wife has not called my people and I have not eaten. Should I eat or I should wait until she invites them to come and beg me. I need your advice cos it appears I am even having trouble seeing objects...the hunger dey wire me big time. Is this Twitter or nairaland abeg?

Please don't eat yet o. I guess she is still trying to get hold of her relatives to come and beg you. Maybe their phones are switched off,or no network. Be more patient. As a dutiful wife that loves you,she will not want you to become another magu,so don't eat that food o,just wait some more. Meanwhile this forum is not Twitter or nairaland,you are really mistaken. It's twinairalindablog

BOOOMNAIJA:
Only legends can understand...

Indomie generation will think garri was once blue..

na omo or elephant blue detergent,or surf..... I have forgotten the others. It's been long o. Remember how they used to tie it in white nylons for 5 naira or so before the Advent of satchets. Kai the good old days of condense,kokoro,baba dudu,and that chewing gum that gives instant headache 3 minutes into chewing it. I have forgotten the name now

the same police people that will pack themselves into Hilux without observing social distancing. The same police that only wear mask when they going for special programs that the press will cover. Apart from that,they feel they are immune to the virus. Now a poor man just died for nothing. Coronavirus no kill am,na police kill am because of coronavirus. What an irony

[quote author= post=91496178]This must be one of the animals that claim they live in a zoo.
Swines everywhere.
Bastard pikin disgracing their parents 24/7.
What a shame!

Family members begging him to stop?!
The animal they are supposed to beat like thief wey wan steal transformer.
I trust our brothers from the west,
after the family deal with him,
Him no go ever try the rubbish again.
See as he scatter food everywhere yakata![/quote]I am surprised that you could make a comment like this that should be the preserve of unruly teenagers trying to cut their teeth on social media. I believe your darling daddy will be shocked except he is tribalistic as people say.
Bad children are not reserved to the east alone. Wadume,shekau,Anini and i can go on are people's children. Parents can only try,it takes the grace of God to nurture and bring up a good child. The westerners you are glorifying still have their bad eggs. The easterners you are hating on so much have good children.
Your comments will definitely hunt you in your children's lives. It's not a curse,it's just to remind you that God is not mocked. You choose to hate an entire tribe because of one silly child and later you will appear as holier than thou. I lost my respect if I ever had any for you. Shame.i am a proud mother of 4 and igbo and I can beat my hand on my chest that they are good children,but i attribute it to God. Even if a child prostrates 100 times a day to greet his parents,his heart may not still be free of evil. Bringing up a child goes beyond flying kicks and prostration.hipocricy is when you hate igbos and reveal it on naira land,but will not put a sign board to bar them from patronising your grills. It goes to show that your meals are indeed poisonous not just to the body,but to the soul as well.

[quote author= post=91497379]The Presidency says the ongoing interrogation of the acting chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), Ibrahim Magu, is to clear him of weighty allegations leveled against him.
A presidency source, who preferred not to be named, told State House correspondents in Abuja on Tuesday, July 7; that the probe of Magu was an affirmation that nobody under “the present administration is above scrutiny’’.

The source, who could neither confirm nor deny the suspension of Magu as reported by traditional and social media outfits; maintained that the investigation of the EFCC boss was to reinforce the Buhari administration’s commitment to transparency and accountability.

He affirmed that the holder of an elevated office such as the chairman of the EFCC must be above suspicion.

According to the source, the Buhari administration would not prejudge anyone because it can be counted on to uphold justice and fairness.

The source said: “The panel investigating allegations against the Acting EFCC Chairman had been sitting for some weeks now.

“In consonance with the principle of fairness and justice; it was needful that the Acting Chairman be given the opportunity to respond to the allegations, which are weighty in nature.

“Under the Muhammadu Buhari administration, nobody is above scrutiny. The investigation is to reinforce transparency and accountability, rather than to vitiate it.

“Accountability for our actions or inactions is an inalienable part of democracy. In such an elevated position as that of EFCC Chairman, the holder of the position must be above suspicion.

“There’s no prejudgment — absolutely none. The Buhari administration can be counted on to uphold fairness and justice at all times.”

A presidency source had earlier confirmed that Magu was on Tuesday afternoon suspended from office; following the ongoing investigation by the presidential panel, headed by retired Justice Ayo Salami.[/quote]very loonnnnnggg mchewwwwwwww

But he said coronavirus will be over by March 27. So which coronavirus virus patients is he talking about.?. Honestly shame still dey catch me because of that man's prediction. If I were t.b Joshua,I will just give it a rest. His followers will remind me that he said it will end where it came from. Just shaking my head and waiting for them

Sammy07:
Wait, how d heck was he able to toast that lady with his ugly face??

oshiomole and his face didn't toast Lara,his money and position did

They should cut his " bura" and give him the same 80 naira to buy plaster.

DrFunmisticGlow:
Will your daughters have the kind of curvy figure you want. She is not your spec doesn't mean that you should castigate her looks online.

Go and create your curvy woman. That is if you can. Stupid, insensitive comments like yours create the demand for BBL. Comments like yours most likely drove that lady to her grave.

Pls stop saying that you don't mean to be rude when you were rude.

What you did is equivalent to a woman disparaging your penis size and worth as a man.

Be the solution, not the problem. That you choose to be blunt doesn't mean you should be a prick and a douchebag.

kudos for this comment

DrFunmisticGlow:
I'm sorry to say but your comment sounds priviledged and hoity toity. Is this meant to make you feel better than someone else? A dead lady?

Please do not demonize cosmetic surgery abeg. Do you know how many smiles it brings to people's faces? How many lives it has improved?

That you love and are content with your flat ass doesn't mean others like theirs. Your experiences are different than theirs. Your reasons different than theirs.

You may have people who love you but that doesn't mean others are so fortunate. People struggle with low self-esteem due to their looks. Learn to have compassion and empathy in everything you do. Talk from a place of love. Peace.

Modified:i saw who the comment was directed to, and scolded him too, but @bolded was very wrong. We all make mistakes. One love

I would never deliberately demonize anyone. I don't even know what hoity toity means. All I am trying to say which may have sounded standoffish to you which was really not intentional,is that there is more to life and living than physical attributes. You can imagine the comments from that guy you scolded. If I was the kind of person that gets carried away or knocked out by words of mouth, probably I would have been looking for sniper now.
I have a scar on my face as a woman,and I had to psyche myself to feel and look beautiful. I am trying to also say that every thing we do on Earth here is vanity even though it may give us temporary joy. Apart from people that lost their lives in botched surgeries,there are some that are permanently disfigured and living their lives in regret and depression. There are people that are limbless,blind and are stricken with one ailment or the other,but still find time to appreciate God.
I believe that in our pursuit to make ourselves look better,one Should be careful about the choices they make.
I feel bad that my fellow woman had to die Because of that surgery and I Know that most people would have been saying that she should have remained the way she was and still be alive.
Nobody is perfect and we learn everyday. If I sounded proud to you,well I am not. I just needed to pass a message across that you can still be proud of who and what you are.
Life is what you make out of it and not what people force you to make out of it. You are the main actor in the movie of your life.
No offense intended. Peace and love to you and please keep safe

Number 7 is super. That 3310 is mini ogbunigwe any day,any time

BluntTheApostle:
I don't mean to be rude, but there is absolutely nothing aesthetic or to appreciate about flat buttocks.

Better save money and contact those Botch doctors. Let them give you some curves and something to admire in the mirror.

thanks for the advice.i am beautifully and wonderfully made. I see beyond my almost flat buttocks and people that love me see through it too but are delighted to love me not for my physical attributes,but for what I have to offer from my good heart.
I am not vain and even if I can afford it,I'd rather put the money into good use.
The lady that died of the botched surgery,shebi termites Don chop both the original and fake bombom.Abeg there is more to live than all these vanities. My husband loved me the way I was and could fight off all the other guys that saw beyond my bum.

How women will just put the fate of their ikebe in someone's hands literally to use to learn how to slice meat beats my imagination.
I have an almost flat one,but I really appreciate it and thank God too. Big ikebe or contour is the least of my problems

How women will just put the fate of their ikebe in someone's hands literally to use to learn how to slice meat beats my imagination.
I have an almost flat one,but I really appreciate it and thank God too. Big ikebe or contour is the least of my problems

northvietnam:
What does Anu mean

Anu is meat

22General:
No 2 or Tony Umeze?
DORLING, I can explain.

you don watch plenty of the guy movie abi?. Lol at dorling

Why waste eggs people are looking for? This was my father's point exactly when some years back a troublesome fetish neighbor planted a Calabash containing two very large eggs amongst other sacrificial items.
My papa just collect the eggs,put them inside pot, boiled them and ate breakfast for the first time in years.
We were telling him not to,but the guy man say make we no disturb am.After eating the breakfast,he strolled to my neighbor's house and told him thanks for the eggs and my neighbor didn't say anything,probably too shocked at my father's effrontery. My papa is alive and well in his early 80s and still dealing with trouble makers. Honestly I don't know what to make out of what he did till today

Please o!!!who will help us arrest the highway criminals that are wearing army,police,road safety and civil defence uniforms that are robbing people especially transporters of essentials like food and drugs of their hard earned 200 naira 500 naira and 1k.They also Rob people of precious time with their useless checkpoint.

To our Senate president and house of reps members that are still dragging n.power slot form,this Should be a reminder to you that death does not recognize or respect constituted authority. Everything is vanity upon vanity

He still attaches pastor to his name and lies like this. What a shame. Desperation to win election is making him deny what oshiomole said with his spirit soul and body.

Ikennamurphy:
Where do you sell your stuffs

I bring in plantain to zuba Abuja to sell. And the clothes I sell,I do it on order and sell basis.

andrewtosin:
eeya... God bless your hustle dear.
Don't mind those mofos

; correct brain dead heartless mofos.
Thanks for your kind thoughts. Wish you success in your hustles too

andrewtosin:
You travelled recently?

i did o my brother. I went to carry plantain wey I dey sell o

You people need to see the number of check points on Edo/ Abuja road. You will shout. The smallest amount those thiefs collects from drivers is 200 naira. The one that shocked me is that they collect money ranging from 200 to 1000 naira from drivers carrying agric produce. They even give drivers change of any denomination.
They don't check vehicles o,just settle them and you go pass. So if kidnappers kidnap people,they can effectively move From place to place or state to state with them as long as army,police and road safety don collect their settlement.
Road safety collects 1000 naira flat.i was more shocked than Buhari to see Road safety collecting 1k bribe.
I saw all these and I was just weeping yesterday. At a point the driver carrying my produce was begging one police guy to take 300naira instead of 500 because he had run short of Money,they shouted at us to park. We parked and they kept us for 20 minutes before collecting the same money.
Tell me why plantain,garri and other things will not be expensive.
Tell me why kidnappers and robbers will not have a field day when they can only pay 200 to 500 naira,and they zoom off.
Me I don tire for this country abeg.
What will their protest do? Nothing .
But Sha let them continue,I am with them in the spirit.

If this is not enough confirmation that the woman wants the man to die,then the man is daft. What a subtle way of saying" honey do quick die abeg, I have already learnt widowhood 101.no shaking,i go cope"

Osobi32:
nwanne ndewo ooo

Nwa afor Aro okigbo ndewo

Very useless party of clueless people. Honestly PDP was no better, but APC is the worst thing that ever happened to Nigeria.
Who can point at any politician worth his weight in gold in APC. The party has only helped us to see what they all are: certificate forgers,liars, thieves,and shock absorbers.
Corona keeps missing target. Mcheeeeew

I am patiently waiting for baba Muric,mallam Akintola to counter this. He will remind us of how the north and Muslims have been totally wiped out and that the pope has sent rocket launchers to kill every Muslim in Nigeria.