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Make im sef offer them 100k

helinues:
And they will visit Shiloh till dey reach menopause

What works for Miss A might not work for Miss B.

If you know what you want in a relationship, then you don't need anyone's coaching

Please drop the Shiloh mantra, it's stale. Not wanting to "visit Shiloh until menopause" is not an excuse to just marry anything.
Note, I'm not saying you have to play it by a particular rule/rules though.

ThroneNGamez:
A group of men with bald heads is called

Balderdash

ObaKlaz:
The likelihood of marrying a box-to-box midfielder, with many match caps naim even dey worse, than make one stupid woman cut your Gbolistic Gbola. Na oloshos full everywhere now.

Baba, stand your ground. If na to born pikin, find one woman gee bele, and take care of your offspring(s).

My mumu friends go come around, trying to trigger me by saying I wouldn't understand certain experiences because I ain't married yet. They say that with smug expressions on their faces, thinking I don't know that their wives are frying them like Ijebu Garri at home. And I even hol' bar pass dem.

Some of their silly wives behave so good around me, appearing very easy for me, if I had nasty intentions.

I bet If I splash some cash, I could clap their fat cheeks behind their goat husbands who happen to be my friends.

Every adult is entitled to their choices and decisions, but I feel there's too much bile oozing from this post. I mean who refers to their "friends" as "goats"?

Katcall:
done. I've PMed you

Sorry, couldn't find the mail.

Katcall:
ok. Are you on Facebook, or i can your email so i can connect with you and i know ourself better?

Pls send a mail

Katcall:
I'm interested. Is there a chance

Guy, I don't know you.

Katcall:
I'm interested. Is there a chance

Guy, I don't know you

Katcall:
cum here jor. Are you single

Yes, I am.

Immediately I opened this thread I knew it'd either be in Benin or Warri. Same thing happened at my colleague's wedding in Warri. Food was brought in around past 5pm when the hall was more than half empty.
The evil caterer lives in Benin.

The real essence of living.
Sorry, I don't have anything more to say to complete the characters o

Shagreenn:
UPDATE: Why I Chained My Son Indoors For Five Years - Father


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gN-sR-qnzM

"China", "Chains", same thing.

She's simply not a morning person

As usual. In that case, we should expect a very brutal rigging.

RealityKings:
Have a good day ahead

You too

RealityKings:
How the week been. I think I saw a post of yourss which I liked. Can't recall

Been great so far. Oh, really?

RealityKings:
Hello

Hello

canalily:
Where two hippopotamus are fighting. ...it's only in Rivers state always

🤣🤣Where else? No be river hippos dey live?

ElevationD:
And common sense did not tell you that it was an error that could have been corrected by you. Do you see why illiteracy is at that level in Nigeria with people like you?

Pele o, illiterate professor.

ElevationD:
A national embarrassment anyway.

Japan attained national literacy in 1900. That’s 224 years ago. When will Nigeria attain such a feat? Without doubt, education is a factor in fighting poverty.

You might just be one of the reasons Nigeria cannot attain a hundred percent literacy mark. Pls, do your maths again.

Medianna:
Vulva doesn't smell na. Water is equally fine

Ok

Medianna:
I have read it from line one to last last.. but I can't catch the gist..
An average woman knows that the 'V' washes itself by itself.

NB: because of the above statements even guys that don't even have Virgina are attaching me.. plz read in-between line..
I still still maintain my stand any day anytime.

This is where many females get it wrong. The vagina is different from the vulva. The vagina is what you're advised not to wash with soaps and all, but you see d vulva, make una dey try wash am well well

Illuminatiship:
A girl I normally buy food for and sub for,because of the little arguments we just had she’s telling me she’s not in my level and mind you she is using iPhone6 and I am using iPhone11 is she not an idiot?

Na iPhone dem take dey measure levels now?

StilmaVsBorn2w:
Let them bring it on.
I said I won't, I can't marry a corpse

OP, it's quite obvious you're a very stubborn person. From flaunting your mom's advice, to finally getting yourself in the mess she was trying to help you dodge, to you bringing it up on this forum and thwarting members' advice.
I assure you, you're on ''self-destruct mode''.
You better go find kinsmen wey go follow you go pay that bride price, unless, of course, you wan add ''corpse kidnap'' to your already many sins.

Same person who is in his 70s is a founding member of a 70 year old body. God save us.

illicit:
I don't understand

Exactly what I said...''I don't understand''

Iamvetlander:
Ama pull like

this one na puff adder now

Oluolad86:
Please I need any blood tonic or name of herbs to boost my PCV (blood) I have tried ugu, milk and malt, they are not working. Thanks

Astymin is a good one. Stay healthy.

highchief1:
I looked at u again u r even inside a keke.the cloths u wear my driver will not wear them.u r poor and u r talking to me.if u disclose ur identity now I can keep u permanently in a jail.

Lolz. First, I wasn't in a keke, though I board sometimes. I was under a canopy. Second, we're not talking about clothes or looks here, so stop comparing me to your imaginary driver. Third, you should be in jail for not using your brain, leaving it dormant and disturbing public space with idiotic display.
Last, YOU ARE A FOOL, SIR

highchief1:
I just looked at ur pic my house help is even looking better than u?big man and poor mam no get anything to talk about.fuckkk off now

I laugh at you. Big man with no sense. To even think you said we shouldn't judge people we don't know shows your level of dumbness. Get some sense alaye. Stop being proudly stupid.

highchief1:
taaaa what life,u r a fool.there’s Nthg he achieved at his old age that I haven’t achieved.I am talking of our ppl helping ppl like u not me.I’m a Canadian even though I’m from anioma.Don’t rush to judge ppl u don’t no d money I have nobody in ur village has it

Lol. You are so pathetic and it's very unfortunate that your money can't buy you sense, because if you had sense, no matter how minute, you'll not spit trash like you just did.

highchief1:
im happy he died.ppl from my area will be in offfice u will not hear from them because they don’t want to help anybody.it’s only when they die u will know they occupied a bug office.Now an Hausa man will take over from him and empower his ppl.

I keep wandering why some people have so much bile in them. He doesn't owe you anything for Christ's sake.
When Justice Oseji was working out his life, where was your father? Whether you're happy he died or not does not change the fact that he lived a good life. Even if he tried to ''help'' your kind, it still won't work out because the bitterness and wickedness in you won't let it. He lived. His works speak for him.
Go get yourself a life.