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Naija.....



I was in church today and pastor said everyone should sow a new year seed on the 1st of January. He said the seed must be in a very robust envelope. Where I got angry was, he cautioned his members to be sure they sow the seed before embarking on their Christmas holiday trip. That he doesn’t want stories where the money that was supposed to be used to sow the seed was given to mama, sister, uncle, brother in the village to buy tomatoes

ahn Ahn. Nigeria!!!. Some will still mumuishly do just as he said o.

luminouz:
I still dont like ur face...

Now buzz off!

luminouz:
Not angry...
Just dont like your face.

Get a grip, bro.

luminouz:
Are u lost or something?

Carry ur bad belle away from me

Hmm. Anger everywhere.

luminouz:
Good home training.

Can you pound yam?

You dey find pounding machine?

Timileyin1234:
Fake sars arrest. But one day my brother told them to Goan kill me. Fear catch me that day

Lmao.

dynicks:
This dude and Stella Damascus that year...

Just dey make us want to dey fall in love anyhow that year!

Stella Damascus ko, Stella Jerusalem ni.

aleeyus:
Who sent you go out @12AM?

ah ah. Oga, don't you read?

MISTAICEY02288:
SMH!
Oga shut up and face ya hustle. This guy is actually worth much more than 600$.. How do you think he pays his bills monthly? Gas, electricity, house rent, etc monthly? Ia he not way more than 600 monthly? This guy is a hustler forget.. Speedy makes cool money over there but he doesn't live above his means. Even if we agree he is a wack Artiste, this nigga is still loved and Naija boiz over there occasionally calls him to come perform in shows and clubs and he keeps raking in good cash. He also makes money from his music downloads online as well... And mind you, this guy keeps improving in his craft as an Artiste over time. He's developing... Asides his music, he's also a uber driver which is his side hustle. The guy is just so real and true to himself. He doesn't fake what he's not and i respect him for that

Hmm. Chronicles of Narnia.

voltron14:
Her son Ayo Fayose said so himself.

So? And you were assigned to announce it?

kestolove95:
Dix woman DAT use pampers hope she put on one today make she no come piss or shit for hia oo

why are you so vulgar?

asatemple:
Onitsha Anambra state

ok

asatemple:
the rush of carrying your locker and seat home after exam before comprehensive boy deal with it

oga, na Igarra you go school?

PennywysCares:



those who haven't paid their school fees this way

there the headmaster announce to us saying go back home to your parents
if you don't pay ur school fees don't come to school.

such was my happiest moments then in nursery school.


my dad always tamed those moments by paying my school fees earlier


he didn't know i was happy with it

We go still form solidarity, sneakily follow our debtor friends go house.

At least, God answered his prayers speedily.

mansakhalifa:
I don't just get it. Why do people equate bulging muscles with physical strength?

The fact that she is a bodybuilder or has bulging biceps/muscles doesn't make her stronger than someone who isn't.

Bulging muscles don't always equate to greater physical strength. Don't forget that lady.

BOE- Based On my Experience.

Oga go try her now, make we sef use you gather the experience wey you dey talk about so.

If you have the money and do not see anything in terminating a pregnancy, you can still marry your girl. There's this medical procedure where couples like that check the genotype of their unborn child and if AS, they terminate it. It costs about a hundred thousand or so. Otherwise, I'll advice you let her go. The earlier, the beta.

...and the idol spoke in English?

Praisles:
Rate this brain!!

-27%.

EdiAbali:
She have 3 sons now, she needs a female daughter

Are there male daughters?

Op, please edit your headline. RIP Leut.

Happy Birthday, Cutie.

harmbhrosz:
so you're blind to see the safety helmet on their head or you were too lazy to read that the hotel will open in 2020 both facts meaning it's still under construction?

oga dey think say na gele for owambe them wear.

Praktikals:
To abuse your papa deh hungry me, but i ll just let it pass. Dont try that with me again

not in the mood.

Praktikals:
She should go and marry. Child birth when a lady is above 35 years increases the chance of having a baby with dounce syndrome

Obviously, your mother had you when she was 50.

Banee:
Because of boyfriend,That is already with another girl.Is like UNIPORT is equal to no brain.

Hm. Bros, your matter strong.

goodvision12:
people are really suffering from depression and frusration.They need company and consistent advice.

Ah ah. Depression now causes brain tumor?

Factfinder1:
See the man belle and the babe heavy makeup... Yuck

Them go manage.

Starz825:
Sorry..the guy above you was faster...u couldn't even write FTC well.

Hmmm. Mr Noah without an ark. He is celebrating his spot- SECOND TO COMMENT (STC)

slawomir:
Who ever still believe in JuJu or vodoo should go meet doctor for brain check


Remember those days dey Will tie all sorts of rubbish on one coconut tree
Still we will pluck the coconut with joy and eat
And nothing dey happen

That wasn't juju, it was a kind of "scarecrow". You be forming "I do not believe in juju" because you think that is what makes you feel or sound exposed. Even the white man you want to fell like have their own kind of juju.
How am I even sure, with the way you are reasoning, you are not under the influence of some juju? STOP DECEIVING YOURSELF.

My cousin's baby and I were supposed to be in that bus. Missed it by 10 minutes.

iGISTMORE:
GistMore.com

Actress Iyabo Ojo’s daughter, Priscilla, hits the strip club to celebrate her 18th birthday.

She was seen spraying money on strippers in bikini at the club with wards of of cash.

Watch video here - http://gistmore.com/actress-iyabo-ojos-daughter-hits-the-strip-club-to-celebrate-her-18th-birthday

No wonder the mother is afraid