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It just had to be Kathy. That girl no get any brain at all. She for source for fairly used brain from that place she dey buy her okrika wey she dey sell.

That useless laying of hands wey their oga or madam dey do during graduation na legit way to transfer the evil spirit wey dey in charge of tailors to them.

The statement on that shirt is inconclusive. He didn't state that he cheated. For all we know, he could have been ''cheated in every exam'' by lecturers...

SpeedyHitman:
#Roll the credits!
#There's two sides to every story & now I know yours!...
#If I were you I'd kick her to the curve....
#I hate women

Curb

You forgot awon werey Instagram vendors.

PissfulProtester:
At least this will reduce their population in Lagos. From experience, curse wey dey come from palace dey strong. They will just waste like fowls

That place no longer possesses the potency of a traditional palace, because it has been soiled and the ''powers'' watered down by those who are supposed to be the mouthpiece of the people but sold out their consciences for peanuts. Besides, hoodlums wouldn't have been able to move the staff of office out of the palace if the so called powers were still potent.

ILoveDemMANNA:
I hate reading all these anonymous kind of journalism.
Just like that one telling us he knows Boko Haram sponsors without telling us any names up till today.
This is part of what has led us to a terrible state in this nation since 1960.
Name names and let's move this nation forward or STFU forever.


Munoranne, hope you are safe and fine where you are?

I am fine. Thanks for asking. You stay safe too.

Even the Israelites spent 40 years in the wilderness. Nigeria don top that record too? It is well.

Is she mad? What gave her the right to say that?

azmanaty02:
ur amebo mama ask me and I answered

I can see you enjoy being foolish.

azmanaty02:
His first wife was older than him with 5years

Amebo! Dem ask you?

When you hear ''what?!'', ''when?'', ''how?'', just know that accident has happened.

zera:
Check your profile and see what...tueh
please next time try to think before typing.

Oga, you wicked. You even had to add ''tueh''.

Thurmieee:
when I was in 100L I n my roommate don reach end of the road. hunger don wire us so tey. we were just looking at each other.naso I go carry Bible dey read. my roommate begin dey laugh me say I dey give myself spiritual food. Kai hunger bad. Thank God I've graduated now.

. As in ehn, all food na food.

Blackmann001:
Very fyn dear.. Wot abt you

I'm good.

Blackmann001:
Vulture is a patie t bird is one hell of a book.... Soooooo interesting

You can say that again. How are you doing tho?

Mstchew.

''The Vulture is a Patient Bird'', ''An Ace Up My Sleeve''...
Lisa Jackson isn't bad either.

#JusticeforUwa.

KingAzubuike:
Cockerels DO NOT lay eggs. If it lays, it's probably a hen not a cockerel.

ok

goroman:
when I was young, I used to be a regular bed- wetter. so one faithful day, I didn't bed wet and there was this banter going on at home that day about me not bed wetting. Everyone was happy, then they asked me why I didn't bed wet. Then I said its because I wasn't feeling fine. The whole house was howling in laughter. till date they still tease me about it.

BISIXCLUSIVE:
That time we live with grandma, has tough as our childhood was, we never Huck, instead we follow our friends dat huck around,for instance if I follow my friend it will be tru out the day, we came back at night and part ways. At Grandma's house we have alot of corners, I will sneak in at nite and went to one corner pretending I've been sleeping there since morning, as if grandma is daft she will give u food that nite and later wake u up in the middle of the night to beat the hell out of u. The most amazing part is that we children Sleep together den... because we are very young,immediately grandma start beating me others will wake up and run for their dear life because they don't know who is next

Another one is.... Whenever you offended do not call neighbors to beg on your behalf, hmmmm na die ooo. If you do that, she will pardon u for that moment, sha follow the neighbor and don't sleep with her in that house, else, you will explain the reason why u offend and the reason why u think neighbor should come and beg her, as she is beating she will be asking you your offense and also asking if you will do that next time, hmmm who born u to say you will do that next time, we are talking about long òmórogun hr

That woman could be my grandma's sister.

ppogba:
I remember a cherubim and Seraphim family I grew up in Lagos. One day, the father was beating one of the children and when cane landed on the boy's head he shouted 'ELI ELI LAMASABATHANI" translated "My Father, My father why have you forsaken me".

The father and every one around marveled at the promptness and relevance of the quotation that day.

Till this moment, I still laugh at that.

can't stop laughing, abeg. Thank God I didn't read this in public.

Mcreloaded:
Seven up trucks in be in that even Agbegi that loads wood has more swag Than.
If them use seven up trucks for be in swear for person Na wahalah be that and road safety no dey see say Na antient and obsolete trucks seven up dey use for Benin.

Hm. Oga you try.

Community service.

Numbers 9:11.

Nigeria, we hail thee.

It is well.

And he's still in the house after the first attempt? How true is this?

Na the women go suffer am. Imagine bros wey be dey like one babe before, but no fit tell am. Hm.
This is a subtle way of legalizing rape now.

Do what you wanna, not what others want you to. Congratulations girl.

Jesu!!! Na some people go torture devil himself for hell o.