FAMOUS SAYINGS OF PRESIDENT JONATHAN

1. CNN has said our Economy is growing. The best Economists are at the World Bank. Now you have all these Nigerian Economists talking nonsense. Do they know better than CNN or World Bank?

2. Nigeria is not poor. Come and see the amount of private jets Nigerians parked at Kenya Airport when we went to Nairobi for Conference. Kenyans were just looking at us with envy. How can you say Nigerians are poor

3. Nigerians need jobs. Vote for me and i will create Unemployment

4'. We are giving special Scholarships to our First Class Graduates.......in ten years time, they are going to take us to the Moon

5. How can you jus say $20 billion is missing. If that kind of money is missing, the Americans will know. They know everything

6.Corruption is not stealing. If you put yam where a goat is, the goat will eat the yam.

7. If you go to Lagos and shout "ole ole" they will stone you well well. But if you shout "corruption", people will jus be looking at you.

8.Why should i declare my assets? I don't give a damn!

9.People are just raising false alarm. How can 200 children go missing jus like that? It is our enemies trying to cause confusion. But we are investigating the matter

10. We are going to rebuild the Chibook school. And we are going to build high fences round the school to protect them next time . Yes Yes.

11. People keep saying,why don't we go to Chibook, why don't we go to Chibook. Aaah, we can't go to Chibook jus like that. The Boko Haram people will fire at us.

12. This Abuja bombing is not by MEND. We know it is by Boko Haram. They are everywhere. Boko Haram is even in my Government.

13. Boko Haram are our siblings. You can't set the Army to go and wipe out your family

14. Mend tried to kill me. They came to bomb me in Abuja. That is why we jailed Henry Okah in South Africa

15. I did not plan the Election postponement. Even my Service Chiefs did not consult me.

16. If i knew Election was going to be postponed, why will i waste my time and Federal Government money to go and campaign in Bayelsa.

17. I am the Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces. You don't expect me to go and be fighting in Sambisa forest. People jus talk anyhow.

18. We are going to buy Guns and give good Pensions to our Brave Soldiers, so that when they are killed, their families will not suffer

19. Some people jus call themselves Statesman for nothing. They jump about and talk like motor park touts.

20. After God and my Parents, the third person i thank most for my life is President Olusegun Obasanjo.

21. I want to apologise to the people of Rivers State for not bringing any Projects here. It is because i don't want people to say i am doing favouritism. Vote for me and in the next 4 years you will see my hand

22. I am the sitting President. If there is any trouble, it is me that the United Nations Secretary General calls. Everything is on my head.

23. May 29 Swearing in Day is sacrosanct. Definitely, a new President will be sworn in on that day.
..........and so on and so forth.

RESS RELEASE: Buhari, APC presidential candidate undertakes a short UK trip
The Presidential Candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC), General Muhammadu Buhari today (Thursday) left Abuja on a short working visit to the United Kingdom.
In the course of this visit, General Buhari is expected to hold meetings with key members of the British political establishment and interact with some global institutions with stakeholder interest in the affairs of Nigeria.
General Buhari would hopefully give a talk at the prestigious foreign policy hub, the Royal Institute of International Affairs, Chatam House in London.
Signed:
Garba Shehu
Directorate of Media and Publicity
APC Presidential Campaign Organisation
Plot 781 Herbert Macaulay Way
Central Area
Abuja.

The way this Agbaje is talking,I do not see him as someone that can rule LASGIDI
He has fish brain

See who is talking?
Oponu elewon!!!!!

Pot calling Kettle BLACK!!!!!

So sorry for this country called NAIJA

PRESS RELEASE: Buhari, APC presidential candidate undertakes a short UK trip
The Presidential Candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC), General Muhammadu Buhari today (Thursday) left Abuja on a short working visit to the United Kingdom.
In the course of this visit, General Buhari is expected to hold meetings with key members of the British political establishment and interact with some global institutions with stakeholder interest in the affairs of Nigeria.
General Buhari would hopefully give a talk at the prestigious foreign policy hub, the Royal Institute of International Affairs, Chatam House in London.
Signed:
Garba Shehu
Directorate of Media and Publicity
APC Presidential Campaign Organisation
Plot 781 Herbert Macaulay Way
Central Area
Abuja.

Aanu re n se mi!

EKO akete,Ilu ogbon,

MBU waa ko eko

I love Nairaland so much!!!!
Anytime I really want to laugh,Just check me there,some comments will make you crack your ribs,Love you guys!!!!

From the look of things,Is like this man is making sense oo

JEGA don yari!!!!

Lo ba tan!!!!!!

BABA Adeboye wisdom is too much

They are looking for every hole to bring the man down,but papa is too wise

PAGAN9JA:


There is no differece[/i]. U r a madman! Those r english words n we created the difference. We have no concept of capitalization in our languages. your god is a dead man. A bastart[i] born of wedlock without a real father.

U need to go get your brain test.

The best answer for FOOL is silence
Look at what you wrote,go back to school or buy english language textbook,OPONU

PAGAN9JA:


Your so called god is a dead jewish man!

Mr oga,I think you read very well,I didnt type god but God,there is difference,so dont read with your anus

There is a king in the bible that consult sorcerer about his health,before getting reply,The Lord sent an angel to go and tell him that,IS IT BECAUSE THERE IS NO GOD IN ISRAEL AGAIN,that is why is seeking help from evil source?For the reason,go and tell him,HE WILL SURELY DIE OF THE SICKNESS!!!!!
Who are the oracles and babalawo when God speaks
THE FINAL SAY BELONGS TO GOD ONLY!!!!!!

Akshow:
were ni man yi sha

Laughing here tired,Man you make my day

I was on my way to work on the morning of
Monday, January 26, when my friend, Sodiq
Alabi, sent me a Facebook message asking me
how to contact THISDAY newspapers since I am
more familiar with newspaper houses as a
regular contributor to issues in national dailies.
Sodiq included in the message a web link to an
article in THISDAY newspaper with the title,
“Cambridge University: Hausa Language Not
Offered in 1961 Exams”. I opened the article to
see these lines:
“The controversy over the secondary school
results of the All Progressives Congress (APC)
presidential candidate, General Muhammadu
Buhari, continues as the University of Cambridge
has said that Hausa Language, which is one of
the subjects listed by Buhari, was not offered in
its examinations in 1961.
“The disclosure was contained in a statement
from the office of the Director of the PDP
Presidential Campaign Organisation claiming it
came through an e-mail dated Thursday, January
22, 2015 from the institution’s Archives Delivery
Service Officer, Jacky Emerson, to one SODIQ
ALABI who requested for confirmation if the
examination body offered Hausa Language in the
1961 West African Certificate Examination it
organised.
“Emerson, in his one-sentence reply, said:
“According to the Regulations for 1961, African
Language papers, including those for Hausa,
WERE NOT included for West African School
Certificate.”
“This development may have further cast doubts
on the certificate which is purported to be
General Buhari’s. He is yet to react to the
assertion by the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP)
Presidential Campaign Organisation that the
document (the published certificate) was forged
and illegally procured.” (Capitalizations mine)
Sodiq was shocked such falsehood was
attributed to him by Mr. Femi Fani-Kayode and
wanted to contact the Editor of THISDAY for such
wicked misrepresentation. Sodiq Alabi
( sodiqalabi@hotmail.com ) had written an email
to Cambridge Assessment, the brand name of
University of Cambridge Local Examinations
Syndicates, on January 22, 2015, 13.31 hours, to
confirm whether Hausa was truly offered by it in
1961 examinations. By 4.10pm same day, Jacky
Emerson
(archives@cambridgeassessment.org.uk), Archive
Services Delivery officer of Cambridge
Assessment, replied thus: “Dear Sodiq Alabi,
According to the Regulations of 1961, African
Language papers, WERE SET for West Africa
School Certificate.”
A screenshot of this email exchange was shared
with us on Facebook by Sodiq and it went viral
on the internet. The email triggered other
Nigerians to send emails to Cambridge
Assessment for independent confirmation and the
school came out with a release on its website the
next day. In the release titled, “Statement in
response to Nigerian Presidential election
enquiries”, the school stated, “The organisation
also confirmed that according to the Regulations
for 1961, African Language papers, including
those for Hausa WERE SET for the West African
School Certificate.” Here is the link to the
Cambridge Assessment website where this
confirmation was published: http://
cambridgeassessment.org.uk/news/statement-
in-response-to-nigerian-presidential-election-
enquiries/.
It is however surprising that Femi Fani-Kayode
went ahead to alter the content of Sodiq’s email
in his press statement to, “According to the
Regulations for 1961, African Language papers,
including those for Hausa, WERE NOT included
for West African School Certificate.”, and still
quoted the email as the source.
It is very unfortunate that this is the man
speaking for the President’s re-election
campaign. How do we believe every other “fact”
he has quoted has not been altered as well? It is
a shame.
It is also very unfortunate that our newspapers
have gone to sleep and investigative journalism
is at its lowest ebb in Nigeria. How will Femi
Fani-Kayode not be feeding newspaper reporters
with lies when he knows how lazy some of our
journalists have become? This is not an
advertorial that does not require independent
confirmation. All THISDAY and Daily Post that
reported this Fani-Kayode’s glaring lie needed to
do is to seek out Sodiq or confirm from
Cambridge – which had posted a confirmation
statement on conduct of Hausa language in 1961
WASC on its website since January 23, two days
before Fani-Kayode came up with this lie – and
ask for their side of the story.
It is particularly curious that I had, in an earlier
article sent to THISDAY, which was published in
its January 25 edition, attached a screenshot of
the email from Sodiq to buttress some other
arguments, so THISDAY editors, at least their
OP-ED editor, could not have claimed not to have
seen the original content of Sodiq’s email before
Fani-Kayode’s alteration.
This is not the first time President Jonathan’s
men are forging or altering documents to
demonize anyone perceived as the President’s
“enemy”. His New Media Assistant, Reno Omokri,
was also busted in February last year, when he
hid under a pseudonym, Wendel Simlin, to send
false but damaging reports to newspapers to
demonize the then just suspended Governor
Lamido Sanusi of Central Bank. A dig into the
source of the computer used in typing the
document showed it was a certain Reno Omokri
that authored it!
How lowly can people get?
Oyewale, a chartered accountant and blogger,
lives in Ajah, Lagos. He can be reached at
oyewalesuraj@gmail.com

openmine:

you may have had the privilege of putting urs online...but if you r doubting dat ur President ever did his thesis,why not bear d pains of urs likes by going to uniport to request 4 his thesis....u can definitely find it in the university library...that's how things are done!

I still dey laugh oooooo

No offence please!!!!!

Even my own degree project that has not become journal but presented at an international conference in Kenya is very much online
How come PhD for that matter is nowhere to be found
Drama DE NAIJA OOOOOOO

PhD GEJ
O ga o

tonychristopher:


Talk is cheap

I can still remember how the ijaws took the war yorubas in ajegunle Lagos and we saw the collateral damages so why did you not use the technology


Why did you not use the same your technology for mile 12 war between Hausa and Yoruba

Dude stop talking

why cant you wait?you are too much in hurry mr oga,aburo Jonathan to fee ku sori aga

tonychristopher:


Talk is cheap

I can still remember how the ijaws took the war yorubas in ajegunle Lagos and we saw the collateral damages so why did you not use the technology


Why did you not use the same your technology for mile 12 war between Hausa and Yoruba

Dude stop talking

why cant you wait?you are too much in hurry mr oga

Ogbeni Asari or what is your name?
You talk too much,Nigeria doesnt belong to Ijaw alone,we have seen your brother performance for good six solid years,there is nothing to write home about,
Why all this empty noise?

atikubaba:
Then there is no need for election. Jega should just give GEJ certificate of return,so the GEJ brothers will not go to war with the rest of us.Nonsense!

Abi o!!!

Dont mind empty barrel,is it because you people carrying gun and threatening people,we have alot of people,they dont need gun before all Ijaw become history,
This Dokubo funny sa!!!

chiomashine:



Your worst mistake- let's watch and see

ALAYE,cant you see?[b][/b]

I dont think GEJ can win this election
Am sorry if have offended PDP Nairalanders

Nigerians Continue Search For Their President’s Alleged PhD Thesis #GEJYourThesisPlease?
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gej thesisIn the aftermath of a hounding of the 1961 school leaving certificate of chief opposition candidate in the Nigerian presidential elections, General Buhari, by the ruling party in Nigeria; Nigerians having finally certified the opposition candidates documents have turned their focus on the president himself.

President Goodluck Jonathan of Nigeria has presented himself as a “Doctor;” a PhD holder. However for several years Nigerians have without success requested for and searched for any evidence of his real qualifications and his thesis in particular. The hashtag #GEJYourThesisPlease? was recently introduced to the quest.

A certain user, Kenai on Nairaland forum did a thorough search of University of Portharcourt archives where the president allegedly obtained his degree in 1995 and only came up only with a publication of the president from 1985 on shrimp. See Nairaland thread here. Download publication here:

KENAI: While I am no spokesman for the president or any of these political players for that matter, I remember I did once come across one of his academic publications…

I found it at the AquaticCommons, and it was originally published on 29th November, 1985.

The publication is titled:
“Identification of West African Estuarine Shrimp and Crab Larvae”
by Jonathan, G.E. and Powell, C.B. and Hart, A.I. (1985).

The PDF is also downloadable here

That’s the much I could find for now, but I’m sure we’d find more if we actually looked. undecided

gej paper shrimp2

Jonathan's 1985 Masters publication in 'shrimp'/Crab larvae
Jonathan’s 1985 Masters publication in shrimp & Crab larvae
It is important to note that his only collegiate academic publication found was under the “college of education” where he was a lecturer and not the University of Port Harcourt, where he allegedly obtained his “Masters” or “PhD.” As can be observed in image above, there was no affiliation of his name with University of Port Harcourt in the published paper.

Quizzing Conflicts found in President’s Resume
Nigeria’s president must have been uniquely capable of multi-performance.

His official resume lists him as being a lecturer at the Dept. Of Biology, Rivers State College of Education, Port Harcourt from 1983 – 1993.

But at the same time, by 1985 while he was employed as above, he “obtained” his masters degree in Hydrobiology/Fisheries Biology according to his resume.



He achieved the same feat with his PhD which’s thesis is being sought.

He was appointed as an Assistant Director in the defunct Oil Mineral Producing Areas Development Commission (OMPADEC), in March 1993-1998. He was deployed to the Directorate of Environmental Protection and Pollution Control where he was directing the affairs of the Environmental Protection Sub-Department.

And while functioning as Assistant Director as above, also “ran” his PhD which he claimed to have obtained in 1995.

However no thesis for this “PhD” is in the public domain and has been found in any academic records.

INEC Cover-up Noticed
Documents purported to be the president’s Doctorate of Philosophy in Zoology stamped by INEC, the Independent Electoral Commission, had the certifying Provost signature conspicuously covered; the date covered and other parts of the certificate deliberately covered to prevent any kind of scrutiny and validation.

See:

jonathan cert

A statement purported to former president Olusegun Obasanjo said “they knew Jonathan did not complete his PhD.”

Charles Powell
Prof. Charles Bruce Powell
Defense
In a recent publication that came out in CityPeople last December attempted to address these perturbing questions, Prof. Charles Bruce Powell was claimed to have been Jonathan’s “supervisor for his Master’s and PhD in Hydrobiology.” However the article was immediately proven not credible as the president does not claim to have a PhD in Hydrobiology, but one in Philosophy in Zoology. If he obtained his masters in Hydrobiology, then that is where Professor Powell supervised him.

Furthermore, unfortunately his alleged PhD supervisor, Prof. Charles Bruce Powell has passed (in 1998). Though this demise does not excuse the “missing” thesis that has not been seen published in school and global records as academic institutions do not run on individual but college and official records.

Conclusion
The question remains: is president Goodluck Jonathan really a doctor or is he guilty of grand perjury? Did he dropout or complete his PhD and defend his dissertation? Where is his thesis?

It bares saying that it is important the presidency addresses this concern among Nigerians so the people can move on to other pressing matters.



Read more: http://newsrescue.com/nigerians-continue-search-presidents-alleged-phd-thesis-gejyourthesisplease/#ixzz3PjuYNuAt

arusoncd:
Could APC be the Nigerian version of the Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood Party? Check out this: 1. Party Leader - North: Gen Muhammadu Buhari (Muslim). 2. Party Leader - South: Bola Ahmed Tinubu (Muslim). 3. National Chairman: Abdulkareem Bisi Akande (Muslim). 4. Deputy National Chairman: Aminu Bello Masari (Muslim). 5. National Secretary: Tijjani Musa Tumsah (Muslim). 6. Deputy National Secretary: Nasir El-Rufai (Muslim). 7. National Publicity Secretary: Lai Muhammad (Muslim). 8. National Treasurer: Sadiya Umar Faruq (Muslim) 9. National Financial Secretary: Alhaji Shaibu Musa (Muslim). 10. National Youth Leader: Abubakar Lado (Muslim). 11. National Legal Adviser: Muiz Banie (Muslim). 12. National Deputy Auditor: Bala Jibrin (Muslim). 13. National Women Leader: Sharia Ikeazor (Muslim convert). 14. EX-officio Member: Muniru Muse (Muslim). 15. EX-officio Member: Alhaji Yemi Sanusi (Muslim). Yet, these people want us to believe they are PROGRESSIVES and that APC is a national party. I think APC has a hidden religious agenda..Be guided people!

Share to all Christian you know to vote wisely.

AT YOUR OWN RISK

Ucheosefoh:
What a punchline one that can send an opponent to hospital bed

Oga ade,do you know what those Yoruba guys did that time?
If not,please go and search for history before saying what you dont know

Yar Adua of no more long time ago is far far better than PhD with fish brain
lf you want to be politically dead,associate yourself with bunches of FAYOSE,FFK e.t.c

Since last year people have been clamouring to expel OBJ but till today nobody dare gbe ina wo oju ekun
We need action,not too much talk
Clark naa ko nii fee te
GEJ ko nii fee lo CELTEL