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Ryabcool: You are not beautiful. Whoever has been telling you are beautiful is only trying to get in between your legs. The highest rank you can be given is ALMOST pretty.

Anyway, i'm not surprised. Its usually the average/ugly ones with shape that make the most noise and have the most attitude.

@OP, i agree with you. Luckily I've dated TRULY beautiful girls and most of them usually had low self esteems and were emotionally needy. They have very soft hearts that can easily be broken. And when they love, they love to a fault. Nobody else matters to them except that loved one.

Waii...see as u yab the girl.
Anyways i agree with ur facts dt d true beauts hv low self esteem..tht i hv seen even when i was coming up..de love wholeheartedly and u need some great amount of tym to convince dm dt they are beautiful coz they often look at themselves like ogre.the truth is d most beautiful ones never tell u they are,or do some stupid feminine acrobatics to tell u dey are .e.g; arrogance, pretence of hard to get when coke with bread gets some of them laid,initial shakara, falsification of status etc..I agree with u 99% bros

Happywoman: Baba Mai mangoro !

Abi?

13yr old..

As the saying goes "where the law is not certain then there is no law".

Its only the almighty that can recompense your bravery.Innocent ppl have fallen susceptible to jungle justice ( thought am not saying this group are) but the procedure is dt let the police do their work at least. But the mindset of d masses is that the cops compromise and that is why trial by ordeals like this are rampant.

*continues boiling ostrich egg*

Vikky014: hahaha,he is guilty as charged

Hahaha..so who is charging me?u cant be a judge in your own case.I only told ya the truth in pink n blue.
Its u the women dt are rather guilty with una awkward thought mechanism which men of nowadays are immune too..that y u put up such thread like this.

kaima1984: wow,congrats

Appreciate.

Is there an effective internet service from ur grave?is ur yet to be buried..well dts another question

Are u about going into one?

No one can tell ya exact up and till he/she has been in it,either in or out.
As for me..it worked perfectly..all thanks to d almighty..this is my 6th year at d matrimonial home.

Cecediva: **coughs**

This is a mischievous cough...

*coughs n sneezes too* sorry abt dt..na dust..

MzJackBaueress: Lolz!

Seriously,gone are the days when politics section had mature and sensible posters. The section have now been infiltrated by perverts,drunks,jobless mofos, attention seekers and lunatics who are high on weed.

Very pathetic I must confess!

Very tru ma..i get ur jist.its become so soo abused that what is being posted on thread(s) nowadays are complete meaningless.U don't get to even contribute coz ur frequency may be misconstrued by many.

Vikky014: Dey fink wtout dem we can't survive,dey fink it is a must 4 us to marry dem,dey always ask dis silly questn(do u fink any man will marry u wt dis type of character?)Add urs#Winks#

Ofcourse we can as..abundance = choice= freedom!

Do u think any man will marry u with this type of character?

Vikky014: Dey fink wtout dem we can't survive,dey fink it is a must 4 us to marry dem,dey always ask dis silly questn(do u fink any man will marry u wt dis type of character?)Add urs#Winks#

*starts bathing himself*
But suddenly stops..

delpee: Hmmm! Scary indeed if true!

Thanks sis " if tru" its easy to setup,condemn and blackmail ppl nowadays.

MzJackBaueress: Nairaland-breeding and taming deranged lunatics since 1908!



Could you guys stop spamming my mentions? I don't want my phone to explode!

This shall b d last one 1908 radio wave self no de o!

*continues harvesting sugar cane*

banega: He should come oh, I'm waiting on him!! Ah go surely flog ham die.. You can trust me on that ¤ ¤ ¤

Wetin b ur own grievance with am?and how u want take flogg am?

What do u expect after corruption ousted him from office? To flee just like that without being apprehended? If he says his innocent which is a presumption.let d Law of d land determine dt..but by apologizing..he has accepted his faults

BE811APP: Na san mutane daga KD masu using sunan MUTUAH...

Ni daga Zango ne..

Waw thts good! Zango zaria ko Zango t/wada kd?

Aitee1: By 6:37pm?? I smell thiefery

i no come get that trait o! Madam.. abeg un smell d thievery plz..

dre11: 2weeks and u want to see his family....
And 2go and not call, skype
and u sure he is in us.......




Abeg why i dey talk self for this bull-crap

Yes y u de write self.. Infact y i de even quote u self.

* continues eating bread with palm oil n ice block*

Just yesterday i escorted a friend to ikeja mall to pick up some few stuffs for her baby and hubby.exhausted..i stood as I leaned on the edge of a counter which was empty having a view of the shop,suddenly i noticed a straw looking girl coming towards where i was.looked at her and looked elsewhere,she now came to me smiling having watched almost goofed at the check out point of the store which was barricaded.after a few jist with her,she started jisting me.on how she almost escaped being a victim of "one chance".as the jist started getting deeper and deeper she started touching me..with some salient beckoning.as astounded as i was...she broke it all by....... I don exhaust my page limit.

*continues ironing my bed sheet*

Come una don forget vesper? E heavy like benz eh!

* continues playing tetris*

*continues harvesting cassava*

Since fools have tried,while wise men have failed. Power is definitely not worth dying for.

*make i assist these guys jare*

The tori cant be complete without the almighty 406..aka naija muscle car

Hmmmm..the menace of BH started in 2003.then they were in their embryo stage.The soo called mohd yusuf invited them from Algeria and somalia.they used the niger boarder which is one of the largest and most porous that both d naija n niger govt couldn't not effectively supervise.this was a route thru which sophisticated weapons came into naija on "camels" surreptitiously.This ppl hv really infiltrated all arms of govt..and only 1 out of 3% of them hv bn killed for now..the have enormous source of wealth unimaginable. All this started b4 GEJ tot of becoming a local govt chairman.
What is happening today is that many crime perpetrators have used the scourge of BH to pave way for their selfish desires n wants..eg small time crooks,politicians etc.
Whoever believes that peace is a sign of end tyms is still tipsy.

Anybody who creates scarcity so that people depend on him,it or them and finally controls them weda by subtle mischievous means,ruse or by force should be the main cause of naija's ungovernable nature.
Abundance = choice = freedom ( other advanced countries)
Scarcity= dependency= control. ( Naija.. etc)

Jzakallahu.

Meaninglessness. Paying for a govt prostitute channel like NTA?

BE811APP: This ur user name scares me bruh...
Kai dan Kaduna ne

Ah haba..tun ynzu ka fara tsoron mutuwa..?ko baka shirya mata bane?
Yap..from kd.

Dirt and meaninglessness in reasoning in a girl