₦airaland Forum

*still observing coz the turns offs plenty*

Visionary solider

lynpetra: lol.At least no be chicken or cow him fuu.'k.Some fulani herdsmen mess their cows hot ar.se.Konji is a bastard.

Really u don see some b dt..?

You don try am all these times yourself?

May his journey to HELL be accelerated.

The jaga jaga nature of naija from this mal treatment(s)
If this one goes un checked,NYSC will become a mini Nigerian Military School.And that will be d death of the mirthful life and sweet togetherness of NYSC orientation camp.

See question abeg..so na nairaland counsellors go help u make up your mind?

*continues stoning mangoes*

A guy who cries is a miscarriage to his personality.

diablos: No b better witch she be...Igbos n ritual killings/money making since 1967

Barbaric n savage nansense..nd na dem de quick condemn other people

The list is not complete without "corrupt judges" who all this people must appear B4

Tattooboy: not in Naija. They (Naija ladies) aint dat bold.

Either thee become bold..or watch anoda bold chic takeaway her bread..joyfully..

bustyhelen: Nigerian Women propose to guys when they say "Baby , when r u coming to c my parents naaa"?

lol

Not all these steps or tips which r 4 very confident white women.

Uv said it all

Accidentally the girl come resemble salt too..unrefined one tho.

A Girlfriend MAY be used to cure clinical depression and its causes i.e with the right girlfriend

A friend of mine saw a pretty one while on a super cargo at portharcourt.

Ah that reminds me..where did that ousted governor fled to?

Well..the northern leaders firstly betrayed their founding dad,betrayed their loyal subjects,betrayed their babalawo's ..and the almighty is seriously angry at their mischief,misdeeds,malfeasance and mal administrations.now see what GEJ almost 5times or more a junior brother to them is doing to them,no remorse for them o! De really deserve whatever comes to them.
Nansense..

If its free and fair,its free and fair.otherside of the story is a subject to prove by cogent evidence.

Looks at the number then puts phone on silent mode n continues activities.

Eberex: Would it make any difference if it was other color?

Thank you.

Unfortunately if the author of the aforementioned book were to be given d whole seas n oceans worldwide as ink as well as all trees as pen..he would never exhaust the trials n tribulations of matrimony.Everyone has a different question paper in life,People will always fail coz they want to copy others,forgetting the facts that d questions papers differ.

Afterall light was created out of darkness..

Guy Op..marriage is filled with trials and tribulations..dont let trifling come btwn u and ur wyf..play d deaf nd dumb sometimes and ignore things that a reasonable man on the street will know uv applied wisdom.

Naija nd tales by moonight ehen!

This latest alert from the US Embassy here in Nigeria about the much talked about Ebola virus is a sort of relief especially to those who have been reading so many scary and panic information online. Even the statements from the Federal government yesterday doesn't help matter. So now make sure you read this information and have some peace of mind. Read below...
In order to help our Embassy Community better understand some of the key points about the Ebola virus we have consulted with our medical specialists at the U S State Department and assembled this list of bullet points worded in plain language for easy comprehension. Our medical specialists remind everyone that they should be following the guideline from the center for Disease Control and the World Health Organisation.
• The suspected reservoirs for Ebola are fruit bats.
• Transmission to humans is thought to originate from infected bats or primates that have become infected by bats.
• Undercooked infected bat and primate (bush) meat transmits the virus to humans.
• Human to human transmission is only achieved by physical contact with a person who is acutely and gravely ill from the Ebola virus or their body fluids. Continue...
• Transmission among humans is almost exclusively among caregiver family members or health care workers tending to the very ill.
• The virus is easily killed by contact with soap, bleach, sunlight, or drying. A washing machine will kill the virus in clothing saturated with infected body fluids.
• A person can incubate the virus without symptoms for 2-21 days, the average being 5-8 days before becoming ill. THEY ARE NOT CONTAGIOUS until they are acutely ill.
• Only when ill does the viral load express itself first in the blood and then in other bodily fluids (to include vomit, feces, urine, breast milk, semen and sweat).
• If you are walking around you are not infectious to others.
• There are documented cases from Kikwit, DRC of an Ebola outbreak in a village that had the custom of children never touching an ill adult. Children living for days in small one room huts with parents who died from Ebola did not become infected.
• You cannot contract Ebola by handling money, buying local bread or swimming in a pool.
• There is no medical reason to stop flights, close borders, restrict travel or close embassies, businesses or schools.
• As always practice good hand washing techniques, but you will not contract Ebola if you do not touch a dying person.
• US EMBASSY

Please share this information with your friends and families and try not to spread panic on social media

This latest alert from the US Embassy here in Nigeria about the much talked about Ebola virus is a sort of relief especially to those who have been reading so many scary and panic information online. Even the statements from the Federal government yesterday doesn't help matter. So now make sure you read this information and have some peace of mind. Read below...
In order to help our Embassy Community better understand some of the key points about the Ebola virus we have consulted with our medical specialists at the U S State Department and assembled this list of bullet points worded in plain language for easy comprehension. Our medical specialists remind everyone that they should be following the guideline from the center for Disease Control and the World Health Organisation.
• The suspected reservoirs for Ebola are fruit bats.
• Transmission to humans is thought to originate from infected bats or primates that have become infected by bats.
• Undercooked infected bat and primate (bush) meat transmits the virus to humans.
• Human to human transmission is only achieved by physical contact with a person who is acutely and gravely ill from the Ebola virus or their body fluids. Continue...
• Transmission among humans is almost exclusively among caregiver family members or health care workers tending to the very ill.
• The virus is easily killed by contact with soap, bleach, sunlight, or drying. A washing machine will kill the virus in clothing saturated with infected body fluids.
• A person can incubate the virus without symptoms for 2-21 days, the average being 5-8 days before becoming ill. THEY ARE NOT CONTAGIOUS until they are acutely ill.
• Only when ill does the viral load express itself first in the blood and then in other bodily fluids (to include vomit, feces, urine, breast milk, semen and sweat).
• If you are walking around you are not infectious to others.
• There are documented cases from Kikwit, DRC of an Ebola outbreak in a village that had the custom of children never touching an ill adult. Children living for days in small one room huts with parents who died from Ebola did not become infected.
• You cannot contract Ebola by handling money, buying local bread or swimming in a pool.
• There is no medical reason to stop flights, close borders, restrict travel or close embassies, businesses or schools.
• As always practice good hand washing techniques, but you will not contract Ebola if you do not touch a dying person.
• US EMBASSY

Please share this information with your friends and families and try not to spread panic on social media

remember007: :opls is that your thing in d sharks mouth?

Naah madam..mine is still intact and functioning,infact am about using it as i reply u.

Kinkybraids: lol no offence sir. Im 25 and since i was born ( just a bit before the 90s) you have been offered sex by 3 women...in 20+ years? See how rare it is

Its rare i know..but not that it dont happen..i guess in this part of the world it is coz we still enjoy some bit of morality coupled with religious and traditional facts.however its no new news nowadays for ladies to give in,de do infact,its just for one to understand d programming language used.

Kinkybraids: lol...because women dont innitiate sex every day...so you better appreciate it.

Well some women do..i remember when i was comin up,i still see the face of the first girl who tried to screw me up,talking about the early 90's.she was older than me tho! Then my secretary some months bk,and an acquaintance I met at ikeja mall last month.funny enuf I fend them all off..