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i just recalled the story of some 3 guys in the 90's that wanted a good money ritual.The babalawo transformed them into vultures with the agreement that they were to stay as such for a week.The latter went on another job elsewhere and tragically got hit by a car on his way back.Now deceased,his son who was still a novice in the job was only able to bring back their heads and limbs while the remaining parts of their body remained vulture like.

kd
where people would never stop purchasing houses close to river banks

ghen ghen

"Woman wey never see problem... Na im dey still
hold breast run"

Rat wey follow lizard enter rain, Na later é go
hear am.

abi..
youths self..

shadowgwalker:
hahaha!!!in facct nah this one sweet me pass wetin OP post





1. No matter how rugged the c0ck is,it can't destroy the vahjahnah.
2 . It requires a lot of carefullness to
kill the fly that perches
on the scrotum
3 . If the throat can grant passage to
a knife , the anus
should wonder how to expel it
4. The frown on the face of the goat
will not stop it from
being taken to the market
5. An old lady feels uneasy when dry
bones are mentioned
in a proverb
6. The same sun that melts the wax ,
hardens the clay
7. If you don't know where you are
going, any road will
take you there
8. There is no virgin in a maternity
ward
9. A child can play with its mother
's breasts, but not its
father' s testicles
10. He who goes to sleep with an
itching anus wakes up
with smelly fingers

hahahahahahahahaa..
na u MUGU pass..
hahahahahahaha

Nature8:
A girl wrote on her Facebook wall:


"I love my boyfriend. He is the best guy in the
world"..


Two days later, she wrote:
"Oh he broke my heart. Men are wicked."


Three days later, she wrote:
"I will never love anyone again. It is better to
remain single"


Four days later, she wrote:
"Wow thank God I have found love again. I love
my new boo. He is the best man"


Three days later, she wrote:
"oh GOD! All men are the same. Love is wicked.
Awwwwwww"


My question now is:
WHO WILL YOU BLAME??
A. The girl
B. The guys that broke her heart.. NATURE

IF GIRL TAKE HUSBAND DO BOYFRIEND, SHE
GO TAKE BOYFRIEND DO HUSBAND.

nikkypearl:
Like many makeup-obsessed women, we're huge fans of lipstick. But we sometimes wonder if the men in our lives are as jazzed about the bold face paint as we are.

A 2012 study found that waitresses who wore lipstick got higher tips from men, and scientific research from 2010 found that women wearing red lipstick received the "most prolonged gazes" from men. And yet we've know plenty of guys who say they simply hate the stuff.
So what do men actually think about women wearing lipstick?


We surveyed about 20 guys (this isn't purse science, we acknowledge) and asked them what they thought about lipstick and the women who wear it.

To put it bluntly, is lipstick a turnoff or a turn-on? ...
Many guys found it to be a turnoff.
Ladies what do you actually think about pulling off lipstick totally?
*#teamnolipstick##

being natural is always the best for me tho.. #nolipstick#

na today i de hear this one..

BTW pidgin proverb(s) for this news:

"Na for afternoon dem dey find black goat."

"Person wey don faint before no be stranger to
death."

"Thief wey jump fence enter house where owner
dey wait for am, no go jump again"

kambili999:
poor baby.

you really look like your name..

anyways a pidign proverb(s) for this picture is;

"Small pikin wey dem carry for back no know say
the journey far."

"Rat wey follow lizard enter rain, Na later é go
hear am"

onlyme12:
These are the faces of the six members of a suspected money laundering syndicate that were arrested yesterday at the Excel Oriental Hotel, along Airport Road in Lagos by officials of the NDLEA for swallowing US$156,000 which is about N32 million.
The syndicate specializes in swallowing dollars in a bid to by-pass anti-money laundering operatives at the airport. The men identified as Kingsley Nwokenta, a bureau de change operator also known as Buchito; Augustine Onwuasoanya, 54, and Christian Okoli, 35, both based in Brazil; Uzoma Ezenwa, 33, a hotel manager; Ikenna Ezenwa; and Emmanuel Nwokenta. Inset is a photo of the dollars wrapped for swallowing.


cc: Ishilove


http://www.nigerianewsheadlines.com/?p=8673

they will term it business as usual even if its a negative business

jazakallahu.

The law should be jus dicere not jus dare.

which pidgin proverb best fits this scenario...


1. Na for old age ashawo dey know the use of
pikin.

2. Woman wey never see problem... Na im dey still
hold breast run.

3. Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear pant
sleep.

4. Rat wey follow lizard enter rain, Na later é go
hear am.

5. Na for afternoon dem dey find black goat.

6. Weather hot!! É No mean say fowl go lay boiled
egg.

7. EYE WEY DEY CRY DEY SEE ROAD.

8. Pikin wey him mama back cross water, wey say
him march fish, wetin him mama go march?

9. Small pikin wey dem carry for back no know say
the journey far.

10. Person wey don faint before no be stranger to
death.
11. Person wey chop belle full, no know wetin
hungry man dey see.

12. No be as woman dey close eye enjoy sex she
dey enjoy labour pains.

13. Yansh no get teeth but e dey cut shit.

14. Lizard wey fall from tall iroko tree, if nobody hail
am!! é go hail himself.

15. Toto water small, but é reach prick take baff.

16. IF GIRL TAKE HUSBAND DO BOYFRIEND, SHE
GO TAKE BOYFRIEND DO HUSBAND.

17. Cockroach wey jam fowl, jam bad luck.

18. Na cricket tell him children say, No matter
how ground strong, Them no go sleep outside.

19. Pikin wey say him mama no fine they use style
call him papa blind man.

20. No be eye wey dem take chop eba dem take
dey share meat.

21. Person wey use Elephant set trap, na him know
wetin he wan Catch.

22. When Breeze Blow Fowl Yash Go Open.

23. STUDENT WEY READ NA HIM SERIOUS, BUT
STUDENT WEY PASS NA HIM KNOW BOOK.

24. Dem no dey tell tortoise say race don start.

25. Dem no dey tell blind man say salt no dey for
food.

26. Before you see monkey, monkey don see you.

27. Thief wey jump fence enter house where owner
dey wait for am, no go jump again.

28. If pikin say he sabi die, him papa sef go tell am
say him sabi bury.

29. Na wetin dey sweet for goat mouth, Na im dey
kill am.

30. If e be like say everybody dey craze" na you
dey craze.

31. Meat wey you dey forbid, no use your teeth cut
am.

My thing and our thing no be the same oh.

let me re read again...
the press and media are very good at "molesting facts" and the gullible minds would always find joy in upholding such rubbish.

E tey small wey i hear that word."coup"

MuhdG:
Bakin ciki

wallahi sosai kam..

benedictnsi:
Chai....

Chai again.. x 3

black belle too follow join

this kind face no need make up to act horror scene.
nice job man.

this is called eyedol.

heart warming aswell..

tell them..

pride will always come before a flaw and a fall.

A former Minister of Aviation, Femi Fani-Kayode, says Nigeria has been destined to fail since its creation by the British in 1914.He said the British created Nigeria such that the ‘poor North’ would continue to rule while the ‘rich South’ will remain oppressed.

Fani-Kayode said this in a Facebook post on Tuesday titled, “The 9th Earl of Bathrust and the Nigerian State.”He said shortly before independence, the British gave the North permanent rule.He said, “The Nigeria that they (British) handed over to us in 1960 was nothing but an unworkable artificial state and a poisoned chalice. It was destined to fail right from the outset.“Worse still, they handed us that poisoned chalice with a malicious and mischievous intent and without any recourse to our people in terms of any form of a national referendum.”Fani-Kayode, said what the British did in Nigeria was replicated in other countries like India and Sudan, adding that those countries had since divided having woken up politically.He said it was regrettable that Nigerians had failed to take their destinies into their own hands.

He added, “The British did the same thing in varying degrees when they left virtually each and every one of their other third world colonies. The most obvious cases, however, were Nigeria, Sudan, India and the nation that was formerly known as Malaya.“Every one of these four countries had monumental problems with sustaining their unity after independence and all of them, with the exception of Nigeria, were compelled to breakup into smaller entities before they could bring out the best in themselves as a people and fully exercise their human potential.


“Consequently, India broke up into three and became India, Pakistan and Bangladesh; the Sudan broke into two and became Southern Sudan and the Sudan and Malaya broke into two and became Malaysia and Singapore. Nigeria has yet to find the courage and fortitude to go that far and whether we will eventually break up or not remains to be seen.”Fani-Kayode said if the terms of the ‘marriage’ between the North and the South were not reviewed, there could be further crisis.He added, “The result of the amalgamation was predictable. It was either the ‘poor husband’ (the North) would fully subjugate and eventually kill the ‘rich wife’ (the South) or the ‘rich wife’ would fully subjugate and eventually kill the ‘poor husband’. And we are right in the middle of that struggle for mutual subjugation till today.

”The Peoples Democratic Party chieftain said the only way to address the “unfair” arrangement was a complete devolution of powers. He said Nigeria must embrace true federalism.

ilyas26:
Haha, it's as weird as your grammatical error, mr weared

yes o! thanks for the correction.atleast you understood what I was trying to communicate.English is neither yours nor mine,we all inherited it and so errors are bound to be certain.you self no perfect abi?

Nice being a guy.


WISDOM FOR WOMEN

1. A first class degree won't make you a first class wife rather your submission and respect will.

2. The woman who respects her husband is the best wife anyone would ever have.

3. Your character and attitude will go a long way in determining if your husband will wish he never Regret getting married to you..

4. To be a great wife, you need more anger management skills than nagging skills.

5. Be a leader at work, or anywhere else but be a companion at home.. It's wisdom!

6. Don't compete with your husband; compliment him.

7. Your strength is in humility and submission, not in strife and contention.

8. Be tender, every man respects a tender woman but firm.

9. Never try to punish your husband by starving him of food or Sex, he maybe forced to get it outside.

10. There is nothing wrong in accepting that you are wrong when you are wrong.

11. Prepare to forgive your husband if he wrongs you.. For a forgiving wife is better than a vengeful one.

12. Make a decision to be a good wife, you will need it in the long run..

God Bless the Women!.

sage2:
And what manner of president would want to make the citizens cry? I thought a good president would work for the good of all irrespective of party affiliation. People will always differ, hence the need to subject to democracy where votes are cast. The winner is expected to be president of the whole country and not only those who voted for him. I have come to realised that weak people think they can only succeed when others are excluded.

Not just the weak,but the unconscious forsaken ones who by nature are cowards forum wise and very superficial in reality.And by extention any person(s) who cannot and do not at all posses a human intellect sophisticated enough to capture reality.